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2016

24

Mar

Kelly Rohrbach Face She Made When Fucking Leo Up the Ass of the Day

Kelly Rohrbach looks like the kind of girl who uses her pussy to get ahead, like some kind of low level opportunist who fucks high level people who is now on some low level movie called Baywatch…she used to fuck Leo…

I guess in her defence, all models are on some level hooking…I call it doing the same thing as street hookers, just in a higher rate hotel….with richer people who can hook them up…but it’s all the same fucking thing…

I mean she looks like a stripper…her tits were designed for lap dances, but she’s clearly smarter in how she uses them…

I call this face – the how she fucked leo up the ass face…

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Posted in:Kelly Rohrbach|SFW

2016

24

Mar

Tulisa Contostavlos in a Bikini of the Day

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I hate cellulite, it repulses me and I don’t fuck with girls who have it, probably part of the reason why I only fuck meth addicts…the other part of the reason being how affordable they are, and how tasty their scabs are…..

My favorite thing about Tulisa Contostavlos, despite popular belief, is not her cellulite ridden ass, that she has managed to shrink down a little into looking like some round thing bouncing is still cellulite ridden….

My favorite thing about Tulisa is her dirty blow job video she released a few years ago when she was a “rapper” and looking for attention that she got from Simon Cowell, cuz he could relate and appreciate her dick sucking moves, as he used a lot of the same ones on Seacrest OUT.

It’s too bad that her machine got it erased from the internet, before landing her on TV, to become a host, because I think it’d be a nice support to justify why I’m posting her bikini pics…

But I know I’ve still seen her suck black cock, no matter how she spins it…and that makes this better.

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Posted in:SFW|Tulisa Contostavlos

2016

24

Mar

Camille Rowe by Guy Aroch of the Day

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I am guessing that Camille Rowe, fashion model, who gets naked a lot, is in the new iteration of Playboy where they don’t get naked, but are already going as far as they can with their non nudity, which seems to be pretty implied nudity, I can see her fucking nipples nudity, since it’s the dumbest marketing strategy the magazine that was built on hot girls getting naked could do, all in efforts to land ad dollars..pretty fucking lame reason for anything…

Own your brand. Own your concept. Skirting on the fine line of “nude” is just lamer than girls trying to not get pics reported on instagram…meaning Playboy doesn’t even need to exist anymore – since they don’t do nudity – I can see 1000 filtered pics of girls as naked as they can get without being naked everyday.

Get it together you idiots..

I’ll just be staring at every old pic of hot model Camille Rowe Naked I’ve posted on this site over the years for companies not called PLAYBOY…

Posted in:Camille Rowe

2016

24

Mar

Em Rat Cow Nipples for a Jewelry Line of the Day

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Obviously the one trick not that hot, aging badly, trying too hard, great tits we call EM RAT COW, are pulling out her tits for the shoot I posted a bunch of pics of yesterday, because her tits are all she knows, or all we really should know, because she uses them to distract us, the old slight of hand, while she’s out jerking off dudes to get jobs….or whatever it is that she does..

But desperate, lazy, repetitive or not, she’s still got awesome tits, that I can’t imagine are real tits, but that have paid off for her 100 times if they’re not…

She’s got nothing much to offer, but that body is something else…

The good news is that there are other hot girls out there, so when this one gets a reality check and realizes she’s not important and that she’s replaceable, I think she’ll be in a more desperate place.

Why does some 1000 dollar shitty jewelry company need tits to promote their shit – with nipples – seems trashy..but it is because it is all that Emrata does that’s why you hire her because she’s a trashy stripper..just look at that belly button…

Posted in:Emily Ratajkowski

2016

24

Mar

Selena Gomez Plays Piano in a Bikini of the Day

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Selena Gomez made a throwback to what she calls a “a sweet, small house in TX”…

She’s a vapid, American, materialistic commodity that likes consuming things she doesn’t need as much as she likes consuming things we don’t need so that she can help a team of people who created her live in “massive, 20 million dollar, Los Angeles area houses”…

She’s the spoiled brat who walks into a house like this and strips down into a bathing suit by the piano, because that’s what everyone wears when playing the piano, especially Elton John, being all “this is so cute, what a cute home, I’m so cute, do I look fat in this stupid fucking picture, where’s the tennis courts and screening room”..because she would never sleep there or spend more than she had to there…she just had to find a storyline to post her ass on a wooden bench in boots to make her seem less eager, thirsty, attention seeking than her chubby fake dying of a terminal disease ass is…

I’m not complaining, I just know she is the root of all evil…or a product of all evil…either way – EVIL…

A video posted by Selena Gomez (@selenagomez) on Mar 24, 2016 at 12:58am PDT

Posted in:Selena Gomez|SFW

2016

24

Mar

Body Painted Model Promotes Red Cross and Other Videos of the DAy

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Cat Gets Saved With an Oxygen Mask

Horrible Chick Fight Turns Deadly

Grabbing the Lady Boy’s Breasts

Boyfriend Kills Girlfriend who Dumps Him at Work…What!

Muslim WOman VS Israeli Flag at the Brussels Memorial

SUV Falls Off 4th Floor of Parking Garage

Security Guard Sucker Punches a GUy

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2016

24

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The best thing about getting wasted in a dive bar amongst terribly disgusting looking people, mainly fat lonely girls you’ve probably matched with on tinder without realizing, if they can even afford a cell phone, is the broken dreams and the waitress in the tight bike shorts who clearly had one too many kids / and / or a dick…

Here are some morning links..

Dark Hair – Light Eyes Girls
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Jessica Alba Bikini Booty
CLICK HERE

Watermelon Blowing Up Experiment
CLICK HERE

Can You Call a Cell Phone in the Microwave
CLICK HERE

Little League Mascot Takes Job Too Seriously
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Katy Perry Making Out with Orlando Bloom
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Kristin Cavallari’s Husband is Getting a Vastectomy because She Likes Cum in Her
CLICK HERE

More ALba in a Bikini
CLICK HERE

Slutty Basic GIrls Who Like SPorts
CLICK HERE

Kendall Jenner – Covers Vogue
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Kat Del Toro at Some Event
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Make Girls in Other Countries Cum
CLICK HERE

Posted in:stepLINKS

2016

23

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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My new favorite thing is thanking homeless people – for making me feel better about myself – in front of girls because making them laugh based on such evil to bring out their evil that they pretend they don’t have is always a highlight of my day…because hypocrites are everywhere and if they have a vagina – I’ll fuck it…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Orlando Bloom and Katy Perry Making Out Hard
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SO Many Great Fucking Asses
CLICK HERE

Kat Williams Got in a Fight with a 7th Grader…
CLICK HERE

If Batman VS Superman Came Out in 1995
CLICK HERE

Elizabeth Olsen Nipple
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Kendall Jenner in a Bikini
CLICK HERE

Australians Catch Red Belly Snake
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Demi Lovato Tight Leather Bra
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Ireland Baldwin See Through Nipple
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Nicola Peltz Ass in Leggings
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Maitland Ward Flashes Nipple
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Taylor Swift Looks Like She’s In Disguise
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Emily Blunt is not Hot
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Bella Thorne in a Sports Bra…
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Batman V Superman – Has Shit Reviews..
CLICK HERE

Maggie Q Panties
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Chrissy Teigen – Pre Pregnancy Nudity
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Hot French Model in LUI Magazine
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Jennifer Lawrence Knees
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Rachel Bilson Looks Old
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WET GIRLS
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Slutty Toochi Kash
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Mother and Daughter Saved…
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Gal Gadot – cleavage
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Strippers and Their Money
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So Many Asses…
CLICK HERE

The Worst Movie Ever
CLICK HERE

Some Naked Model with a Crazy Name Naked in P Magazine
CLICK HERE

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Big Fucking Sloppy fucking Tit
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Brunette Licks Panties
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Tranny Sex with an Animal Corpse
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Marisa Papen on the Beach Naked
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Olivia Wilde Bush
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Asian Stripper of the Day
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Rough Days…
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So Many Nude Selfie and Other Naked as Fuck Sluts in Naked Selfies of the Day
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2016

23

Mar

Anastasia Ashley Wears Shorts Shorts and Restaurants Don’t Like It of the Day

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My friend, pro surfer Anastasia Ashley was just asked to cover up in a restaurant for wearing shorts that are too short. These are the shorts…

If you support a woman’s right to wear whatever shorts she wants and think her shorts are fine because you like short shorts call 949-718-0188 and asked for manager Serina and let her know…

Shorts are never too short…and being oppressive to women over their outfit choices…is up on some pretty woman discrimination shit…and we can’t be having that in this modern day free world…especially when her ass is FIRE!!

Posted in:Anastasia Ashley|SFW

2016

23

Mar

Old and Sloppy Jessica Alba Stomach in a Bikini of the Day

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There comes a time (30) in every woman’s life where she turns 30…and it is all down hill from there…that’s probably why they all start having kids at that age, because even without the kids, they start to get sloppy, their stomachs start to bloat and expand, maybe to make them feel like they aren’t prime pussy anymore so that they breed, or to warm men that they aren’t prime pussy or that fertile anymore so the risk of knocking them up after unprotected sex after meeting them at an N Sync reunion concert are lower, but they’re probably the age where they’d flip the condom out and fuck themselves with the cum trying to get pregnant even if you were protected, not that anyone is protected, all in efforts to put the body to use before it implodes, or I guess explodes…from the screaming uterus…and hormones producing fat cells..

So, Alba, who is over 30, realizes this, and has the odds against her being all Mexican and shit, which if you know Mexicans, and I don’t because I am Mexican in Canada, but I went to a Mexican resort once, they all end up neckless and sloppy…and not just from eating too many corn tortillas…but because of that mean 30…

What I am saying is this girl goes to the gym everyday all day, and still has a gut hanging over her bikini shorts, while on Vacation from her rough job of being on Vacation for a lie of a brand called HONEST she’s honorary CEO of, because it makes her feel smart and makes the brand people have something to promote with..

All this to say…old, sloppy, mom or not..I mean those stretch marked tits look like a fucking burn victim, but I still wonder if she ever takes it up the ass, cuz girl looks pregnant again.

Jesus – I just took a closer look at her shattered tits…what the fuck..

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Posted in:Jessica Alba|SFW