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2016

17

Mar

Stefanie Knight Gets Her Lucky Charms for Cavan Clark of the Day

It’s St Patrick’s Day. I would go out drinking, but chose to just stay in drinking, because St Patrick’s Day really brings out the worst quality girls in the world. Just fat, sloppy, drunk, piggish women who may want to fuck because they are turning up in their shitty mid 30s sad life….

Maybe I hang in the wrong dive bars…because our friend and brilliant photographer CAVAN CLARK has a very different impression or Luck of the Irish on St Patrick’s Day with this amazing girl named Stefanie Knight …and the amazing thing, since I’ve got the inside info, is that these aren’t retouched, straight from Camera in a world of lies…amazing.

She’s got me lucky charms and she’s magically delicious. #ireland….This is a themed shoot worth lookin’ at….cereal bikini for life.

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2016

17

Mar

Bella Thorne Bikini Leprechaun of the Day

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It’s St Patricks Day and there’s nothing more Irish than a ginger, and there’s no other ginger, rocking her fiery red hair, that we can assume fires up her crotch if she’s cool enough to have a bush, rather than go bald like an early 2000s Paris Hilton or Kim Kardashian, who has no choice but to control her body hair seeing as she’s a fucking Sasquatch…

Not that this has to do with Kim K, it’s Bella Thorne, the only 40 year old who pretends she’s 18, teen actress, who is sexualizing herself with a virtual wink, like “I know what I’m doing”..this social media shit is a joke you horny fucks..

And I’m very into whatever she’s selling…she’s the best thing going on in pop culture / media / acting, in an era of everyone wanting to be famous at least on instagram, it just seems more legit when she’s got an acting career to back it up…

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I still love this video of her telling her BF to fuck her ass..

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2016

17

Mar

Ireland Baldwin Cameltoe for St Patrick’s Day of the Day

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Her name is Ireland. It’s St Patrick’s Day. The tie in is obvious. It’s the only day of the year she’s barely relevant, despite how hard she tries, while watching her cousin who got into this rich kid famewhoring later than Ireland is actually booking jobs, since she’s not a 6 foot tall , identity crisis, broken and sad rich monster who does not like when I write about her, having blocked me on all social media and even having her dad go at me through his foundation once, but I still like to think we’re friends….but I guess her pictures still trickle out there for scum like me to stare at and sexualize, because she’s a feminist bi sexual who doesn’t want to be sexualized, that’s why she shoots in panties she jacks up her cunt.

Either way, you can take the fame away from her, you can take her dad away from her, you can never take away her being yelled at by him in that voicemail that went viral a decade ago during her parent’s divorce, or St Patrick’s Day…cuz her name is Ireland…right…

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2016

17

Mar

Ariel Winter in a Bikini of the Day

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I’ve seen fat girls in bikinis..

I know fat chicks, I’ve fucked fat chicks, I’ve married fat chicks, and one thing all fat chicks have in common, is a bag of tricks to make them look less fat…

This is straight up look at her, where you can see that her thighs aren’t rubbing together and she’s got some waist to hip going on…which if you told her to go sideways, that stomach definition is not from abs, but more from a gut she’s letting hang out…while sucking in her sides…

I’d also like to see her back, to see the tape pulling in that waist and thighs, because there’s a lot you can do as a fat girl…when it comes to faking it…

I don’t know why this breast reduced after breast reduction girl is a thing, but I guess American perverts are still into the young girls on sitcoms…which amazes me in this era of you not needing cable or to be polluted by such shit…but alas TV and the child stars with tits so big they cut them off still live…

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2016

17

Mar

Jennifer Lawrence as Mystique of the Day

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Jennifer Lawrence is so fucking average.

She peaked in her nude pics, and I have a feeling that has less to do with her actual nude body, and more about some awkward, heavily marketed A-Lister getting exposed naked, thanks to some idiot who is going to go to jail for 18 months to 5 years for hacking her shit, I mean her tits were good, but not worth the pay days she gets with her acting…

So even in blue paint for the fetishists / nerds who are so fucking into anything comic book or AVATAR…ready to market the new X-Men because it makes her 10s of millions of dollars she probably thinks she deserves…and that she feels good about because she filters off a percentage of her earning to charity instead of paying taxes on it…

Evil..

But I guess all these girls in Hollywood, famous, Oscar Winning, cocky and coddled are just the fucking worst..

But I have no choice buy to post this…

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2016

17

Mar

Em Rat Cow Face and Tits of the Day

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Emily Ratajkowski (RAT COW), has been making news today, thanks to Kim Kardashian sending her flowers. Weird.

The flowers weren’t the weird part. They were some bullshit thanking for Rat Cow for standing up for her in her quest to be an empowered woman by getting naked and celebrating her body…a body created by plastic surgery and filters…which in and of itself isn’t empowered at all…it’s just freakish vanity…and turning to Em Rat Cow who is doing the EXACT same thing as Kim, getting naked, pretending to be empowered, because she gets paid, when really she’s just sexualizing herself, is just evidence of how intellectual these cunts are…

The weird thing is that Em Rat Cow is a girl who got her break in a Kanye Video a few years ago….who before Blurred Lines video, was being flown around to meet Kanye to fuck…including when Kanye was with Kim K….

I guess it is all bullshit lies, just marketing, and if I know Kanye fucks Em Rat Cow, so does Kim K, but why care, when it can be leveraged for marketing purposes…

So many idiots..

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2016

17

Mar

Zahia Dehar Vagina Slip of the Day

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For those of you who don’t know who she is, she’s a teen prostitute who was caught up in a European political scandal…

She’s also brought us her ASS IN PUBLIC …..a fashion film with Eric Roberts for Vanity Fair ……and a lingerie photoshoot for a fashion mag

And today…she’s flashing her vagina at an event, because why wear underwear, when you can air out your whore pussy that needs airing out, it’s been getting paid to be fucked for a long time, and sure her face may not be the best fucking thing to look at in the world…but she’s still bright enough to sell her body…the way an empowered girl should…but more importantly…flash her twat because…put it out there…while not getting those pesky panty lines..

Making big moves I like watching her, or really any girl make….ideally in front of me at a bar, because pussy is great.

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2016

17

Mar

Pixie Lott in Lingerie of the Day

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Pixie Lott is some UK Miley Cyrus…Here she is in lingerie.

I don’t know what the shoot is for. I couldn’t tell you any of Pixie Lott’s songs. I just know that she’s got a hot body and is in lingerie, which as a pervert, is all that really matters, all the other shit, like conversations, her opinions, her music that she’ll call art that I can assure is just some fabricated commercial crap, when half naked…is really where it’s at…her best work…and something people would care about even if she never sang again…thanks to being a girl with a vagina…

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2016

17

Mar

Marnie Simpson is Fun of the Day

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Marnie Simpson is not Jessica Simpson, but she’s on some show called…fuck I forget the name of the show, but it seems to be like Jersey Shore for the UK, ok, looked it up, it’s called Geordie Shore, so you’ve never heard of her, unless you’re from the UK, but you have now, because she’s popped on my Radar for being an exhibitionist trashcan who gets naked on SNAPCHAT for her fans, in her self promoting, because that’s what you gotta do when you’re a trasshy hot, stripper bitch, glamour model looking girl from the UK…

THis isn’t pushing any boundaries, it’s more being as basic as possible, but pushing that getting naked on her instagram with the above picture, which in and of itself is the kind of “no bullshit” basic marketing I like…I mean what else do we want out of her..beyond seeing her naked…

Either way, this is the premise of the show she’s been on for 5-7 Seasons…

Join a group of up-for-it lads and lasses with six weeks to get buzzed in Newcastle.

Amazing, genius, revolutionary even… but not as Amazing as how she uses SNAP.

Posted in:Marnie Simpson|SFW

2016

17

Mar