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2016

09

Mar

Lea Seydoux for Some Magazine of the Day

This is one of my favorite photoshoots in recent months and I know what you’re thinking…how is that possible? Why?

Let me explain, only because you all care about my analysis of art.

Yes, there is no spread asshole in these pictures, in fact that’s no real nudity either….

Yes, this is an era where all girls get naked all the fucking time, and they don’t even need to be Lea Seydoux, who is a french actress, who has great lesbian sex in films, which also means she’s been naked and does naked, it’s a cultural and career for her…I’m talking every single girl, even the Walmart worker with instagram dreams….doing cheesy badly shot, agreesively filtered bullshit…

Which is why I like this shoot….because it’s back to the old school snapshot photogrpahy or documentary photography…that even if is “staged” and posed still has some level of authenticity…like “hey we’re doing a shoot”…and it’s not some cheesy bitch, making cheesy model faces, for no fucking reason…

The photographer’s name is Alexandra Gordienko , she’s good…

How do you like that for ignorant art interpretation?

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2016

09

Mar

Anja Rubik’s Kills Animals of the Day

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Anja Rubik dialed into her Polish bear wrestling, small animal trapping for food under communist rule where everyone was left hungry and only the pretty members of the family were fed, killing off the ugly people in the family, creating some great models/hookers/sex workers….roots….

Ok, fine, maybe this isn’t Polish at all, maybe it’s just another example of assimilation into American culture, where in this photoshoot where she wore fur…fur from the endangered red and black zebra….like she was a Trump on some rich person African Safari adventure….

She’s a known titty model, who I guess is famous enough to not show here tits…and there’s no fun in that…but at least she’s tall.

Posted in:Anja Rubik|SFW

2016

09

Mar

Sienna Miller in a Terribly Boring Campaign of the Day

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I don’t know who this company is, but I do know who Sienna Miller is, and in the early 2000s, she was in fucking everything…she was the rock and roll model from the UK, who I guess Cara Delevingne of today’s generation is most like, only Sienna Miller was more deserving, hotter and a reminder that not all girls in the UK are toothless trolls with grey skin married to Chimney sweepers on an all porridge diet…or stripper looking, fake tan trash from the cheesy fucking lad mags…and that this hipster, natural looking always naked bitch with a hot accent can and does exist..

I guess this campaign reflects that she’s old and lazy now, 10 years for a woman is like 50 years for a man, she’s probably even a mom but I’m not going to look into that, I’d rather google pics of her bush from her glory days….

I’ll post the pics for old times…

Posted in:SFW|Sienna Miller

2016

09

Mar

Sophia Bush Possible See Through of the Day

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I love bush. I adore bush. I tell every girl I know to grow bush, because I am a feminist and believe a woman shouldn’t be manipulated by other women to think that men don’t like pubic hair, unless the woman is being manipulated by the other women’s vagina…and I’m watching…the fact of the matter is that dudes don’t care about bush, no matter what they say, that’s just some Kardashian imposed myth that happened in the late 90s…and has become a billion dollar business because historically…men will stick their dick in anything…

I don’t love Sophia Bush….or what is supposed to be her nipples in a see through dress that could just be shadows but they happened and brought a great conversation on bush to the table…so I don’t hate her either..

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2016

09

Mar

Vagina Air Darts Popping Balloons and Other Videos of the Day

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Finally – the Uncensored Naked Houston Twerker that Stopped Traffic

ANother Naked Woman on a Car…

Naked Woman in Thailand

Street Vendors Beat the Fuck Out of the Inspector

The guy who calls TRUMP Supporters “Childish Single Men Who Masturbate to Anime” on TV

Hawaii Knife Fight VS an Old Man

Horse VS Intersection

Armless Chinese Foot Artist…

Head Found in Amsterdam of North African

Mercury Monster!

Posted in:Videos

2016

09

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Diary of a Facebook Prisoner: Jesus Martinez

DAY 24 in Facebook Jail

The only thing I miss about Facebook is seeing the happy relationship pictures of people, you know the status updates about how in love they are, those along with motivational or inspirational quotes are my jam, way better than the political rants of people or pop culture updates…but only when those happy relationship pictures are girls I’ve fucked or I am currently fucking…via actual penetration or hardcore sexting as their masturbation fantasy….not because I like participating in shitting on relationships, relationships shit on themselves and I’m just the non judgemental guy into pussy pics…

Here are some morning links….

Looking Down Girl’s Shirts
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Hulk Hogan’s Dick isn’t 10 Inches Long
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TV Reporter Almost Gets Taken Out
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Claudia Romani is My Favorite Fame Whore
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Sara Jean Underwood Tits..
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Charlotte McKinney is Such a Whore..
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Miley Cyrus – Feminist – Defending All Women….
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Abigail Ratchford is Such a Whore
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Sphere Tires by Goodyear…
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Selena GOmez in a Poncho – Cuz She’s Mexican
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Kelly Clarkson Jumps on the Rape Band Wagon…
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Selena Gomez is Such a Whore
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2016

08

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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Diary of a Facebook Prisoner: Jesus Martinez

DAY 23.5 in Facebook Jail

Being the feminist that I am, in fact I have devoted my life and sacrificed fame and fortune of my own, to build out this conduit for women to express their sexuality and to empower them to do that….through nudity..

I knew today was International Women’s Day….even though like Valentines Day and Christmas, and Black History Month every day is International Women’s Day….

But Luckily, I didn’t have to read every single asshole I am facebook friend’s with talk about it, so I’d like to thank Facebook for banning me for my Tranny Rape post…because this ban has saved me a lot of wasted time…

To See More Links CLICK ON THE LINKS YOU MORON

So Many Fan Girls – Dressed up and Creeping Me Out
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Brittney Gastineau in a Sheer Top….
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Willow Smith and her Mom at a Fashion Show Weirdness
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Kim Cattrall May be the Prime Minister of Canada’s Mom
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Kelly Clarkson was Blackmailed into Working with Predator
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Emma Stone Whoring!
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Brandy Glanville’s Got Tits at CRAIGS
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Kim Kardashian Takes On Chloe Grace and Bette Midler
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Mila Kunis – Skinny LEgs
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Leonardo DiCaprio stepbrother stole 700 dollars!
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Maria Sharapova Dropped by all her Sponsors for being a Cheater
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Ariel Winter in a Magazine
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Best Sports Interview Ever
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Molten Salt – Poured into Water – Causes Explosion
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Idiot Runs Head First Into Taxi
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Girls Tugging on Clothes.
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Kirsten Dunst Pokies….
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Danica Patrick in Leather Pants…
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A Compilation of Motorcycle Wins and Fails
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Hard Slaps at the Slap Contest….
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Elle Evans Hot in a Body Suit
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Stella Maxwell Topless Beach
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Man Finds Wallet from the 1940s and Returns It
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Solving a Rubiks Cube While Weightlifting
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Mischa Barton is on Dancing With the Stars -> So is Jodie Sweetin…
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Fattest Fat Kid Doing Fat Kid THings
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Farrah Abraham Calls Rape
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Ciara in a See Through Shirt
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Dramatic Reading of Bieber by Morgan Freeman is Crazy
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Always Check Your Shoes in Australia
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Idiot Throws His Life Away
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Erin Wasson CLeavage…
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Scarlet Leithold Lacy Lingerie
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Elijah Wood and Nic Cage in a Terrible Movie…
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Hot Girl VS Cop
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Brooklyn Decker is Disgusting
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Ultimate Kevin Spacey Compilation
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Heat Mascot Fail
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Sara Underwood in Some Slutty Photoshoot
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Padma Lakshmi is a WHORE
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Amanda Seyfried – Bra
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Girls in Sports Bras
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TOday in Lesbians
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Masterful Butt Plug Video
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Sexy Nurse Naked Slut
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Hot Greek Slut
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Chick Fight!
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Jess B is a Slutty Redhead
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Cute College Girl…
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Some Babe in Stockings Stripping
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Today in SEX NEWS
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Sunny Leone’s Juicy Juice
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More College Girls…
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Accidental cum Shot
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Random TUmblr Porn
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So Many Nude Selfie and Other Naked as Fuck Sluts in Naked Selfies of the Day
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2016

08

Mar

Bella Thorne’s Mooch Sister of the Day

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A day is not a day if I don’t post fame whoring, self promoting, shameless yet casually low level slutty in her content, calculated cock tease, always in the gym, pretending to be 18 but actually in her late 30s and a mom of three who does this when she’s not helping the kids with their homework…

I am repetitive on this fit body only because I have fucked 18 year olds in the last decade and none spend their lives in the gym and when they do, they don’t look like this…but maybe, it’s hormones in the food, hitting puberty at a young age due to stresses caused by her family whoring her out…

But I still post Bella Thorne everyday, I don’t feel compete if I don’t…she’s manipulated her way into my content cycle…clever thing…for International Women’s Day…reminding girls they can be commodities…

She’s already recruited her hipster sister, who I am convinced is actually her daughter, to pull off the same hustle…cash in when you can….with fitness porn…because you’re still hireable in you slutting…

Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW

2016

08

Mar

Ashley Graham is the Fat Wife in Lingerie of the Day

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Ashley Graham was filtered to shit in this Canadian campaign for bridal lingerie, and I guess to some people, people I don’t understand, so is Ashley Graham….

I mean I understand why the Canadian plus-sized clothing chain this is for are excited about her, I mean the fatter AMerica is, the sicker America is, and the more fat chick clothes they sell, so they fucking love this…as does the pharma industry…

I know when I see a fat chick in bridal lingerie, shit hits way too close to home, and I remember thinking when I married my fat wife that it was just a phase and she’d go back to her old hot self…well it turned out the marriage was a good excuse to get fatter and fatter….to the point you don’t get in the way because her dying would be the fucking best…at least I get to fuck other girls…because if I was forced to stick with fat, I’d probably be the one killing myself more aggressively than I have been all these years…

And when I see a fat chick in lingerie, I feel badly for any bastard turned on by this, or who gets turned on when their fat wife tries to let loose and be sexy in a way far easier than changing her diet and exercising for 4 months, because that dudes life fucking sucks…

And when I see a fat chick in bridal lingerie, I wonder what kind of asshole is marrying the pig, and if he was like me – down on his luck and in need of someone who covered the rent so that he could run a titty blog…because I can’t imagine even the skinny dudes you see with fat chicks like it…

I guess she’s not terrible, it’s disgusting, but not disgusting enough to say no to if it stuck your dick down her throat confusing it for a cocktail wiener….Ashley Graham gets laid…probably a lot but it’s still representative of all that is wrong with America…we need skinny girls to be our idols…not empowered fat girls…who claim they are healthy despite science telling a different story..

Posted in:Ashley Graham|SFW

2016

08

Mar

Gigi Hadid for CR Fashion Book of the Day

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Gigi Hadid is so played out…and now she’s in CR Fashion Book, because all these people buy into her bullshit, they need a story, they need a focal point, and she’s not a Kardashian, even though she’s an honorary Kardashian, possibly financed by or hiring the Kardashians to be her PR team, giving them a cut of her money, but still not rocking the same shitty name…or genetics…meaning anyone who wants that audience but doesn’t want to be an obvious sell out with the vapid cunts….while still being a sell out and reaching the same social media audience – that was paid for, but happened, making her a legit model…while it was just some rich girl fantasy job….because that’s the world we live in..

People idolize this twat who has accomplished so much in such a short period of time, being featured in everything, everywhere…for NO fucking reason beyond being the better of two evils…

Either way…garbage…

HERE’S THE BEHIND THE SCENES VIDEO WITH A BUNCH OF THE OTHER TRICK’S THEY USED:

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