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2016

Mar

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Diary of a Facebook Prisoner: Jesus Martinez

DAY 22.5 in Facebook Jail

Thanks to not being on Facebook, wasting my life away, clicking on trending news stories that Mark Zuckerberg wants me to see, I had plenty of time to try to coordinate a threesome….So instead of leaving comments on people’s bullshit pictures all night, I spent my time with two girls I connected with in threeway sext, that may have led to a threesome but didn’t….

Because I guess there comes a time in every man’s life …. where others may call him gay because he doesn’t fuck the threesomes that come his way because it requires too much effort….and that time in a mans life is called marriage…prison…hell…no threesome…but at least I got a lot of vagina pics they were sending each other….

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Steven Tyler’s Fucking this 28 Year Old…
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Kelly Rohrbach in a Bathing Suit..
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Bikini a Day Girl and Her Tween Sister in Bikinis
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Zendaya Joins Spiderman!
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Gwyneth Paltrow Recreates Room
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How to scare a Coworker…
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Ola Jordan Gets Tits Grabbed in a Bikini of the Day
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Zac Effron’s Ripped and Ridiculous…
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Blonde Kendall Curves
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Near Death Experiences Caught on GoPro
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Bai Ling Braless
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Karlie Kloss – for Elle Brazil
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Disney is Planning 10 More Star Wars Movies
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Royal Family Ski Vacation…
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Abbey Lee Kershaw is Boring
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15 Horror Movies to See
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Uber Driver Tried to Rape Farrah ABraham
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Taylor Hill for Paris Fashion Week
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Kelly Clarkson Hates Dr Luke
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Eiza Gonzalez on Set of the Day
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Teens React to Old School PC
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Zoe Saldana is Not Black Enough
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Cops VS Unarmed Man
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Audrina Patridge Pregnant Photoshoot
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2016

Mar

Erin Andrews’ 55 Million Dollar Nude Video of the Day

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Erin Andrews is the new Kim Kardashian as the girl with the most lucrative nude video…

In 2009 – I wrote a post on sportscaster Erin Andrews, where I wrote:

“It is a cry for attention and the whole thing is totally suspicious but she’s made a statement that she will sue anyone who publishes the shit, so I’ll let you google it like I did, because I can’t afford to get sued, or to be made an example out of, and in the meantime here’s a great video of huge tits and cock…cuz it’s more interesting…”

Well, it turns out she just scored 55 million dollars, because after the Peeping Tom went to jail, the Marriott Hotel was roped into the whole thing because it turns out that they gave out her room number to the stalker…which is not really good in hotel business….

I don’t know where the 55 million dollar price tag came into play, considering the whole thing skyrocketed her career, but I guess it was based on all the emotional abuse she got for people calling it staged…

I heard some of her testimony, which wasn’t as good as the HULK HOGAN VS GAWKER TRIAL …It was really just a girl crying about a traumatic sexual crime..boring…

I would bet 55 million dollars that she loves that this happened to her, not that she didn’t before the 55 million dollars…but now she’s probably really happy it happened…

I guess sex offense, peeping, leaking nudes…isn’t bad for business….and or finances..

I still think it was staged.

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2016

Mar

Britney Spears Bikini Dance Video of the Day

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If you’re done with Jennifer Lawrence, a supposed 25 year old looking like shit despite being one of Hollywood’s number 1 in her bikini in the Bahamas….

Here’s Britney Spears who isn’t in mid to late 30s destroying in her bikini…because popstars from the 90s clearly have more to offer than new generation Hollywood…designed to be accessible and regular…

I mean I guess there’s something to say about emotionally unstable puppets forced to do what they are told…because when they are told to get to the gym, they do it…where as Jennifer Lawrence is the one calling the shots…because kids these days are so entitled…

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2016

Mar

Jennifer Lawrence in a Bikini of the Day

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Jennifer Lawrence decided to finally bring it…you know tap into what she is best known for…getting half naked on the internet…

I know people are distracted by the constant blockbuster movies she’s in, the constant Oscar nominations, the celebrity…the insane delusional commentary about pay equity and the awkward stumbling, scene causing, super famous but perfectly fucking average super star.

Spitting out water with big tits in a bikini is a solid reminder of the glory days of celebrity blogging…back when it mattered…before social Media made it irrelevant…

I don’t give a fuck about Jennifer Lawrence but bikinis are bikinis…and at least it’s not her BFF Amy Schumer…because that would be fucking terrifying….

But not as Terrifying as this being the biggest story of the day…..other than Kim Kardashian who is more famous than Jennifer Lawrence, probably makes more money than Jennifer Lawrence, and is unfortunately less dumpy than Jennifer Lawrence…which annoys me because I expect hotter bodies out of the really fucking famous top tier A Listers…

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2016

Mar

Bella Thorne Body of the Day

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Bella Thorne brought out her bikini body that she’s created by being an 18 year old who is always in the fucking gym…but that wasn’t enough – she also decided to do a dance to really bring it all home – to make it casual, fun, quirky, weird…and half naked…in a bathing suit, that’s not slutty or porn but can be if enough people jerk of to it…

Fascinating….

She tries really fucking hard, but I guess you have to to stand out amongst every other girl fighting for the same fucking thing, it’s cheesy, it’s Disney bullshit, these girls have always existed, there cheesy has become cheesy and half naked cheesy which is the kind of cheesy we all like…

Here’s another one of her dances…

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2016

Mar

Kim Kardashian Naked of the Day

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Kim Kardashian graced the world, or her 62 million followers, which I guess is the fucking world to her, with some bullshit cry for attention that I guess doesn’t make her feel like the fat slob in her mid 30s that she is, by putting a casual censored nude out there…

I guess nudity is what makes her and her family more money than some small countries, and I guess getting naked and having sex worked once or twice and can work again….

This was her subtle, classy, elegant caption to help push the picture and make a joke out of it.

When you’re like I have nothing to wear LOL

The internet is going crazy enough for even noticing her…but that’s been the theme for the entire family the last decade and I dont’ fucking know why, she’s a pile of shit, and the only thing anything should be wondering is how many hours of photoshoot…but the people are still reposting this shit…garbage…but it’s news, this is our lives….

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2016

Mar

Selena Gomez on Set of the Day

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Selena Gomez was on set of a photoshoot the other day…and her nipple was hard.

Maybe that has something to do with her Lupus, you know a side effect of Chemotherapy – something she was milking a while back to justify her being chubby and having fake tits….to make people feel sorry for her and it worked, get the sympathy in to spin and make money….

Where this is the TITTY version where she’s compelled to post hard nipple pics to her social media casually, in what I call a soft sell approach to being an instagram slut, because not one wants to be an instagram slut, especially not Selena Gomez, who is famous without being an instagram slut, but being the instagram slut gets paid…stay relevant all because we’re basic and like to talk about tits….

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2016

Mar

Shay Mitchell Ass in a Bathing Suit of the Day

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Canada’s own spoiled brat who went Hollywood Shay Mitchell – was in Hawaii where so took a naughty pic of her ass that she can pretend isn’t naughty at all but rather just showing off the scenery in her bathing suit – keeping it casual, but that is naughty, because she’s only posting this pic because her ass is in it to get more fans, even though she’s got a huge amount of fans, thanks to being on a huge TV show, because people still watch TV I guess, when they’re not watching youtube videos, snapchat videos all that other bullshit that doesn’t matter but that distracts from real life issues and I guess that’s important…in the dumbing down of the nation…

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2016

Mar

Ashley Graham for Cosmo of the Day

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I remember when fat chicks in Bikinis were part of a bigger punchline to a bigger joke…you know to get a cheap laugh…throw the fat chick in the mix, since fat girls doing anything, from Obstacle courses to aerobics to sex is just fucking funny…

The only way for fat chicks to make money, other than working at the cash at Walmart, or starring in BBW porn for weird fat chick fetishists….

But now, fat chicks are being taken seriously, because if you’ve met a fat chick, 10 percent are the outspoken kind, who are the loudest pig in the room, and not the insecure weirdo emotionally eating kind…like Ashley Graham who keeps on talking her trash because it’s paying out for her….she’s gotta be the ambassador of something besides overeating..

I believe in Body Shaming…but Politically Correct Fat America, with fat people doing fat things and fat people doing skinny people things, like they aren’t even fat at all, while being all fat, so it’s paying off for them….so instead of accepting their unhealthy ways, their fatness, their disgustingness, they are not turning it around to get healthy…but instead stripping down and saying “LOOK AT ME”….weird…

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2016

Mar

Kelly Rohrbach and Friends in a Bathing Suit for Baywatch of the Day

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Baywatch the Next Generation is the “Springbreakers” of this generation, while targeting old people who know what Baywatch is because it was all we were able to jerk off to in an era before porn…while the youth don’t even remember a time before porn…so Baywatch probably wouldn’t have worked for them, unless it was a youtube VLOG on the beach with style tips pulled out of Seventeen magazine, which seems to be what the youth are watching…

The reason I call it the “Springbreakers’ of this generation is because it’s a movie that is going to be heavily covered by the paparazzi, partially because The Rock is there, and everyone loves The Rock, who is really an interesting story from failed NFL payer to Wrestler who hasn’t died of a heart attack, to the biggest action star…,but mainly because there are girls, some who Leonardo DiCaprio has had sex with mainly this Kelly Rohrbach character who thanks to Leo now exists…and is the star of what will be the worst movie ever…