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2023

24

May

Workout Wednesday of the Day

In a world of fat fucks being gifted the consolation prize, being told that just showing up is enough, being told that being disrespectful, self harming and hating your fat fucking body is now called BODY POSITIVITY, rebrand SELF DESTRUCTION and SELF HATE, to BODY POSITIVITY so all the fatties become a consumer group that make brands billions of dollars, eating their shit foods, buying their shit products, acting like they are boss bitches who are fierce, even selling nudes as fatties, for dudes who clearly have mental problems, because paying for porn for some personal connection in this era of free porn is fucking mental, but paying for a fatty’s porn is even more mental…like have some standards in your jerking off, I get that no normal weight person will fuck you in real life, but either will a fatty, so fucking figure it out fool.

Buy yeah, in that world, a girl who does fitness goes a long fucking way…

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2023

24

May

Maria Menounos Mud Erotica of the Day

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I thought that Maria Menounos, media maven who left being jerked off on Extra, to run her own podcast network probably worth 100s of millions, was dying of cancer….

She had a brain tumor a few years ago, then I read she recently had some other cancer, possibly COLON cancer, but probably pancreatic cancer, which I thought was a death sentence, STEVE JOBS, but that in her case is a media tour to sell her product…

Well, the GREEK who just got her GREEK citizenship, which all the men who have had anal sex with her probably assumed she already had from the OLIVE oil jar by the bed, decided to role around and cover herself in feces, the way she’s always done after anal sex, and lucky for you it’s documented on the internet…

I’d expect the pancreatic cancer shit to be a lot more pale in color based on the malabsorbtion of fat, so maybe SHE is cured…

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2023

24

May

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

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The call them pussy lips for a reason people, it’s because they do the fucking eating….

It’s the vagina dentata without the teeth, just gumming away at the tight pants being pulled up into them, so that random strangers can see the pussy print, it’s the cleavage of the era, because women are feeling threatened on a hive mind level by the trannies moving in and replacing them, and the only thing they have to win the closet case men with too much testosterone from the estrogen in their water is the pussy…

It’s the pussy chronicles, the vagina monologues, the each pussy has a story to tell, and the fact that their is womb should LURE men into want to breed with them, not just creampie them, but actually breed with them like their tight pants are trying to do, because that’s the POINT of humanity, to SPREAD the SEED, to KEEP the LINE GOING….idiots…

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2023

24

May

Rowan Blanchard See Through of the Day

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There is a conspiracy that I like to perpetuate that Hollywood is some demonic, satanic, corrupt cult of baby eating pervert degenerates who are actively trying to destroy your family, your children, by instilling horrible values by the icons they create for people to look up to….

There’s the whole child star, abused by the industry, used as a brainwashed and controllable puppet to push any agenda they want to push….and those child stars end up mentally fucked up, basically rape victims from being exploited at a young age, so they have a period of slutty content, before transitioning into adult roles..

Anyway, I like to think the reality is that they are just money grubbing pieces of shit, chasing the dollars, knowing they have to compete with porn, being paid by advertisers to push vaccines, because ultimately the worst people end up in Hollywood…

so Rowan Blanchard, Disney Kid, may not just be on the owned and abused by the industry program, maybe she’s into the visible thong, underwear, racy photoshoots, because she likes to be seen, likes to be on camera and this is how she wants the world to perceive her because that’s where the money is…or maybe she has a team of string pulling puppet masters deciding this for her, who cares, I’ll stare at the young famous whorin’…

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2023

24

May

Weed Wednesday of the Day

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I am not convinced that smoking weed is all that bad for you. I don’t really believe that it turns you into a schizo, society as a whole does a good job of that, but I figure if you’re a bitch who needs to be numbed, it’s a healthier alternative than pharma, and if you’re a guy like me, you need a bitch numbed to be willing to even contemplate flashing you her box….

You know, when they aren’t numb, stoned, distracted, just wanting to be left alone to eat their snacks and watch their streaming, getting a pussy flash to get me to leave the the fuck alone takes skills I don’t have….

So whether weed’s legalizing is suspicious or not, they don’t want you to be your full super power that you are meant to be, so they throw obstacles to weaken you and whether weed smoking girls look like they’ve smoked too much weed and eaten too many munchies or not, I’ll look at any excuse or prop to help bitches post nudes…

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2023

24

May

Woood Baby and her Lumber of the Day

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Unfortunately for me, this internet life as an internet legend doesn’t really pay the fucking bills, so I’m looking into side-line work off the computer, in a re-integrating myself back into society and getting a job, to be a grown up….instead of some pervert who reposts content of internet sluts for 4 people who may or may not buy whatever I was selling back when I had advertisers….

I’ve always been into home renovations, construction and carpentry that may be replaced by the AI, just not as quickly as a website that aggregates random slut content and says “I love sluts, yum”….

So I’ve looked into carpentry school, that is government subsidized, because we live in communism, and as it turns out, I’m more into watching thick thonged ass doing carpentry….which is why I am endorsing WOOODBABY as inspo while I plan my future offline, in real life, fuck the internet and the AI, using my hands to build not to write random brilliant blurbs only I find brilliant….

She does carpentry right, cuz you can jack off to it…

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2023

24

May

Nelly Furtado Alive and Slutty of the Day

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Nelly Furtado is pretty famous on the international level, she’s sold 40 million records or more worldwide, but I don’t really know how famous she ever got in the USA, since I am Canadian based, and the communist rulers in Canada have some Canadian content laws that force all media companies to push a certain amount of Canadian content on us, so when they find their star, like a Nelly Furtado, it’s incessant….THE GIRL GONNA BE HOT HOT HOT…TURN OUT THE LIGHT…TURN OUT THE LIGHT…..FOLLOW ME FOLLOW ME YAYAYAY TURN OUT THE LIGHT…

I have never listened to Nelly Furtado, this is strictly based on her programming me with her lyrics through the government pushing her music on me, so it a lot of ways Nelly Furtado has psychologically RAPED me…

SHE is my ABUSER

SHE is my RAPIST….

I guess she is making a comeback, because she’s showing her 44 year old bra tits through her dress for a photoshoot….which is probably a little better to RAPE us with than her stupid fucking songs…but a little old and rich for this, isn’t she.

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2023

24

May

Charlize Theron Aint Got No Pants On of the Day

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Charlize Theron made insane headlines last week when supporting Drag Queens performing for children, she said something like “I’ll fuck you up” if you don’t accept perverted men dressed like women being sexual in front of kids who don’t really understand what the fuck they are seeing, while their blue haired libtard moms cheer on the Queens like the are Fabulous and not adult entertainment.

I am a firm believer that Drag Queens wanting to perform in front of kids are real fucking freaks and the moms or celebrities like Charlize who support that shit are demonic.

The truth is, she likely could FUCK YOU UP, because she apparently killed her “abusive dad”….who I guess was likely the diddler kind of abusive, because that would be the only reason she’d be into showing kids sexualized content, as it was something she grew up with….

The sexually abused, abusing….or maybe that’s just how demonic Hollywood works, either way, she’s old as shit, still a whore and I don’t think she’s been hot since her Playboy shoot in the 90s before she got famous, but other people do…so HERE you go…a fucking Monster who won an Academy Award for Monster…

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2023

24

May

Hot Pussy on Youtube and Other Youtube Shorties of the Day

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Chiropractor Porn

Deep Stretches

Ice Bath Girl

Outfit Check

Trench Coat Flasher

Human Pretzel Shit

Getting Dressed on Youtube

Posted in:Videos|Youtube Shorties!

2023

24

May

Weight Watcher Wednesday of the Day

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DOWN WITH ALL FATTIES

I think normalizing fatness is the least responsible thing a society can do…

It will collapse the healthcare industry harder than it collapses most foldable chairs….fatness that is..

But some of your creeps like it….and that’s fucked up…..

But I’ll post this for inclusivity while proving my point that Fat is Bad…even when it’s being bad…in hopes of luring in some all you can eat buffet money….

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