2016
16
Mar
Nina Agdal always reminded me of the dude I saw this past weekend wearing shorts in the middle of winter and a Helmet outside of the Apple store, screaming out of the side his mouth,, mainly words I didn’t understand, that were more of a mumble and scream, possibly drooling as he jumped up and down with excitement, you know FULL RETARD/ ACTUAL RETARD…it’s the forehead….
Only a hooker….A hot bodied, rich guy fucking, overrated, drunken hooker…and here she is twerking..
Posted in:Nina Agdal|SFW
2016
16
Mar
2016
16
Mar
As a lazy Mexican who doesn’t like leaving the house, my favorite thing about Modern Dating and Hook-Up culture is how little work it requires…
I know, I’m married, but I still need to fuck…and now’s the time to do it.
Firstly, you don’t need to awkwardly approach girls in clubs, bus stops, the grocery store and try to win them over in 10 seconds knowing that it can either go well and you get a number….or have her scream “Get Away Rapist”….
Secondly, you don’t need to call her to ask her on dates, hell you don’t even need to go on dates that you probably have to pay for, with no guarantee of sex, because she may just be into getting a free meal. You just invite her over to watch your computer screen until you’re both tired, bored, tipsy and in the mood to cum. It’s just expected that one of you is cumming when she says yes and that saves a lot of money and wasted time.
Mindless sex for people with low expectations and who just have sex because it’s there, even if it is terrible….it’s a win.
That said, random internet girl, come over let’s watch TV which is code for fuck brilliant, I just don’t know how it will get lazier, easier, or more affordable….
Here are some stepLINKS…in the morning.
Hot Girls in Bikinis
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Paltrow Tits in a Tight Shirt
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Lebron James – Penis in Sweat Pants
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Drunk Woman in the Middle of the Freeway!
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Useless Whore in a Bikini
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Ashley Judd in a Sports Bra
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China Trump Montage
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James Dean was Marlon Brando’s S&M Sex Slave
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Russian Girls on Instagram are Good
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Maria Menounos Cleavage
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The Net Worth of Celebs from your Youth
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Dog’s Coming Home Soldier Video
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Posted in:stepLINKS
2016
16
Mar
I guess Calvin Harris decided to secure his K-Fed of Taylor Swift, by showing her bikini body off to the world…saying “look my 2 x 4 of a girlfriend is worth hundreds of millions of dollars, and has been working on her booty, hopefully via pregnancy, because I need that Child support check for when the world realizes 40 year old DJs are pathetic, lame, and creepy. It’s also a good diversion from all the hookers I fuck on the road, if I post her pic, it’s like I don’t stick my dick in everything with a soul, since I am dating something without a soul and it gets exhausting trying to pretend to care about her money grubbing scam, until 50% of that money is mine, which is the goal”….
At least that’s how I read into this cheesy, but not as cheesy as being a DJ bullshit pics….
All I smell is the Herpes all these fuckers have…
All this to say, what’s with her weird instagram booty pose, this is Taylor Swift, the conservative slut in high waisted shorts…what the fuck is she instagram modeling for..oh right..the DJ…Weird.
Posted in:SFW|Taylor Swift
2016
15
Mar
30 day facebook ban for making jokes about very bad things because I was a very bad man who has a very bad sense of humor.
But luckily I have been reformed thanks to the facebook penal system. I now know how to behave in accordance to facebook etiquette. I know what they deem appropriate.
I can go back to joining the other mindless idiots by contributing pageviews to their app we collectively made into a 100 billion dollar business that we don’t get paid for. But we get a system to post statuses and stalk our “friends” we actually hate.
I’d like to think facebook for grounding me for 30 days. Thank you for socializing me like I was found in the jungle. Thank you for teaching me what is right and wrong and how to behave in Internet public to an audience of my “facebook friends”.
You’re the mom I never had.
You’re the catholic church without the population control without the child rape by the leaders, that happens with the people who use it…
Here are some stepLINKS…
A Bunch of Hot Fan Girls for You Nerds
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Zoe Kravitz in Mesh
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Daphne Joy in a Bikini…
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Newest VS Model Brittni Tucker is Good
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Kristen Stewart’s Lesbian Kiss
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The Zayn Malik Face Tattoo for the Win
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If Spike Jonze made Halo…
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Disney is Making a New Indiana Jones
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Alicia Silverstone in Shorts
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Gavin VS Feminist
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Katy Perry in Leggings
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Bella Thorne ass in a Dress
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How to Send an Email in 1984
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Woman With Road Rage
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Holly Hagan Big Tits
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Pia Mia Perez See Through..
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Man Skims ATM
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Charli XCX in Some Campaign….
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10 Terrible CGI Moments in Big Movies…
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Jaden Smith Wants Some Weird Utopia
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Madonna Isn’t a Drunken Mess
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Rosie Huntington Ass in Leggins…
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World’s Best Magic Trick….
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Huge Tits Busting Out
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Shailene Woodly Big Tits
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Dog Sitter Dresses Bulldog Up
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Aaron Carter Supports Trump…Who Cares…
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Gavin Trolls a Feminist….
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Jessica Alba’s Hot in Vogue Australia
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Girls Tugging On Clothes
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What the Fuck is This!
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Kid Gets Ass Kicked in School…
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Lucy and her Big tits
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Body Painted Slut…
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Panties of the Day
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Redhead of the Day!
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Squirt! Squirt!
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Brea Lynn Naked
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Hot Naked Devine Justine
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Kylie Kohl – Tits…
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So Many Nude Selfie and Other Naked as Fuck Sluts in Naked Selfies of the Day
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Posted in:stepLINKS
2016
15
Mar
Rosie Huntington is on all fours..
That’s all I have to say about that…that is all that matters…that is everything…
I just don’t understand how the cover is so good – and the insides are so shit….but I guess that goes for most models…in terms of their look versus their personality, but maybe I am just angry at them because they all hate me…and don’t grease me or charm me with their best act since they don’t see me as a Sugar Daddy contender…
Posted in:Rosie Huntington|SFW
2016
15
Mar
Big titty model Gia Genevieve model doing something for TREATS!, which is the LA based escort agency, that prints out a magazine randomly, to lure in new LA aspiring models to give out to their rich friends…and investors…or invite them to all their exclusive events…so exclusive that they take place in mansion bathrooms and bedrooms and yachts…
Here is her MODEL MAYHEM which outlines her objectives of “all expenses paid and I’m there”…
She may want to take that off now that she’s as high profile as she is, we call this from Playboy to more fashionable than Playboy, but still doing the same thing, one just pays better on a personal level, through child support opportunities…
Posted in:Gia Genevieve
2016
15
Mar
I wonder what kind of weird sex Julianne Hough has had with Ryan Seacrest, seeing as he’s this coked up homosexual in the closet who bangs through every low level model, even offering to buy them tits, to make them his ass fucking, coke snorting sex slaves…at least that’s the story I heard…and the story I heard…is always right..
If America new what their self involved, narcissistic host, who seems like such a good guy was actually like with women…would he still be America’s favorite…I mean probably, he created the Kardashians..they eat that shit up despite how horrible it is…maybe that should be the premise of this whole Make America Great bullshit..
Either way, Julianne Hough is in a bikini.
Posted in:Julianne Hough|SFW
2016
15
Mar
Elizabeth Turner is some whore from Georgia…at least I assume she’s a whore – because that’s what girls who aspire to be bikini models are…
Maybe I am just bitter because in ONE year ago in 5 Days she messaged me asking to feature her on the site…and I never did…but here she is now…her Big tits, too big for me, my window of opportunity closed…left alone to stare at her bikini…
I missed the time I needed to take advantage her, when she needed followers and craved standing out, and was willing to do anything to get there…Now she’s got 100 of thousands of followers…and I’ve failed.
Posted in:Elizabeth Turner|SFW
2016
15
Mar
There’s a show called VINYL, that I’ve never seen because I don’t watch TV, but Juno Temple, who has been naked in a bunch of movies….so seeing her tits doesn’t really inspire me…but then again…seeing her tits is better than not seeing her tits….cuz that’s just how life works…pretty fascinating, but we are just primates addicted to porn and everything is fucking porn now, even TV shows…good.
Posted in:Juno Temple|SFW
