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2016

15

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Based on the emails I get, people seem to think I am an ignorant, uneducated, drunk with my head up my own ass in terms of my content and the things I write and post…

I like to think I am enlightened because I am ignorant, uneducated, drunk and I would have my head up my own ass if I could fit it in, since at 45 years old I still haven’t had a prostate orgasm and don’t like ass play, and at 45 probably have limited time left with my prostate…

I guess what I am trying to say is who cares about the opinion of some weird fan boys who read “celeb” blogs…they are some early 2000s shit and I’m amazed I am still doing this 12 years later….since it’s not clickbait lists with 10 pics and a caption to communicate with the moron youth…who only get social media and things that pander to their egos…

Here are some morning links…

A Bunch of Fan Girls
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Chloe Grace Didn’t Want to Fight with Kim Kardashian
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Some Whore in a Bikini
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Guy Does Online Dating as a Woman
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Kendra Wilkinson Makes Her Kid Read Playboy
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Caitlin Jenner Bubble Bath.
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One Direction – Face Tattoo
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Some Lowbrow Humor
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Jake Gyllenhaal…is Such a Cunt
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Super Famous Ronaldo Goes Out for a Cup of Tea…
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Make a Fire with a Lemon
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2016

14

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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Diary of a Facebook Prisoner: Jesus Martinez

DAY 29.5 in Facebook Jail

The most valuable lesson I learned this weekend wasn’t how to make a 20 year old have sex with you.

It wasn’t how to get a 20 year old to eat your ass.

It wasn’t even how to cum on the face of a 20 year old…

It was a lesson I learned from a stripper trying to get me to buy a lap dance…we talked for 20 minutes, which is pretty much hours in the mind of a stripper trying to make money, where she went into her being a pro athlete and fitness model, and most interesting “The Unofficial Featured Dancer at the Club”….she left when I told her I wouldn’t objectify our love by paying to grab her tits, to which she walked away saying the love is over….another valuable lesson, but not “THE” valuable lesson…

You see, later in the night I asked another stripper if that stripper was a featured dancer from out of town, and she said “that bitch is crazy, she’s not even a good dancer”….

Meaning the girl I was talking to, was so delusional, she actually believed she was the featured dancer…

So in your life, even if you’re the loser no one likes…convince yourself that you’re the featured dancer…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Some Huge Fucking Tits.
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Xena is a Lesbian in Her Xena Reboot
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Fat Girls Pretending to be Sexy
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Pia MIa Sheer Tank Top
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Phoebe Price and Ana Braga in Lingerie…
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Taylor Fitness Swift in Fitness Gear
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Chrissy Teigen’s Pregnant Monster
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Tara Lapinsky
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Lady Gaga in a Cowboy Hat
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Laser Rust Remover
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Selena Gomez SHoulder
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Thigh Gaps!
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Lorelle Rayner Photographed for LUI Naked
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Lohan’s Mom Wants her to Make Babies
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Alicia Arden Panties…
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30 Funniest Moments in Local Ad
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Mama June Gets Gastric Surgery
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Zendaya at Some Event..
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Alabama Prison Riot
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Hot Girls – Selfie
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Emma Roberts in a Black Skirt
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Madonna is a Crazy Person…
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Kim Kardashian in Body Suit…
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Kate Bosworth Lesbian….
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Jennifer Lopez – Big Cleavage
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You’ll Want to Fuck Dove Cameron
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Pour Molten Copper on a Big Mac
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Jorgie Porter – Cleavage
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When Your Skills Don’t Match Your Drunken Skills
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Katie Holmes Saggy Hard Nipple
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Dude Pissing on Cornflakes is Insane
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Dog with Two Noses…
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VR Roller Coaster
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Kate Del Castillo’s got Tits
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Yacht Wrecks Itself
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Heather Locklear Beat the FUck Up
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Nissan Acceleration
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World Drone Prix
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Norton Made a Theatrical Commercial
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Jasmine Tosh – Fake Lips in a Bikini
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Richard Simmons is Not Being Held Hostage…
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The Flexible COffee Pouring Girl VS the Photoshop Trolls
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Hottest Porn Model of the Day
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Sharing a Bath
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One Dollar Hooker is Terrifying
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Squirt of the Day
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Charlotte McKInney Whore
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Greek Slut Round-Up
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Alison Tyler Big Tits….
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Naked Chick named Sophie Sweet
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Blonde Girl of the Day
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Hot Spread Ass
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So Many Nude Selfie and Other Naked as Fuck Sluts in Naked Selfies of the Day
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2016

14

Mar

Rita Ora’s Earning Her Keep of the Day

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Rita Ora knows her place in the world…The whore of the party….who at the right party..may get a record deal or a feature on a song….this is really how I assume her entire career – from dating Rob Kardashian to getting “famous” played out…and I appreciate the effort she put in…because I like whores.

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2016

14

Mar

More Kate Upton Monster for V Magazine of the Day

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Kate Upton is a monster – in both black and white and in color…

A model, who was lucky enough to have a rich family pay to create her…and Sports Illustrated needed young big tits…to sell issues of a declining magazine pretending she wasn’t fat…despite being fat…only to fade into being whatever it is that she is…but I’ll still put up pictures of her in some kind of fitness pose, that looks like she’s struggling to get up, like she is probably used to everytime she gets off the couch…

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2016

14

Mar

Emma Stern Nielsen Has the Best Mouth in Modeling of the Day

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Emma Stern Nielsen is the new, who has been around for awhile, but new to me, because even when I’ve followed her on instagram for a year and I still don’t remember her…but I’ll forget her in 3 minutes, but right now, all I want to do is by suffocated by her vagina lops while she eats my ass…with this magical mouth…

The kind of girl I would watch masturbate, or have sex, or even eat a popsicle on a hot summer day from a park bench looking on, but I guess that isn’t saying much, because I have proven to myself – time and time again – that I will do that to any girl…

But Emma Stern Nielsen, is still pretty amazing…almost worth getting arrested for stalking..

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2016

14

Mar

Anne Hathaway Ready to Drop Porn of the Day

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The first time I saw ready to drop porn was…disgusting…It made me terrified of mom pussy…

But then about 20 years ago, I was drunk, alone, depressed that I had no women willing to make me babies because I repulsed them. My love life a series of prostitutes and crazy girls…always leaving me high and dry….where I walked into a grocery store and saw a dad buying his kid a chocolate bar or something and I felt empty…turns out…I was just hungover because I am always empty and this would inspire or make things better via being disgusting but felt inspired to watch pregnancy videos or birthing videos on youtube…just because I wanted to see the loop hole … loop hole…literally…to getting pussy on video on youtube…

I ended up doing a yearly series of birthing videos EVERY LABOR DAY to remind myself how gross birthing is…because it is gross…but not as gross as when it is Anne Hathway’s birthing video…because she’s a famous Oscar winner…and by default hated…but she probably won’t release them – this is as close as it gets…and it’s as disgusting…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2016

14

Mar

Alessandra Ambrosio in White T-Shirt for Your Masturbation of the Day

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I wonder what percentage of people have jerked off in the changing room of a department store to a bag of Hanes cheap undershirts….I am thinking at least one weirdo has done it….while thousands have probably used their cheap undershirt to clean off their cum after sex, not that you have sex, but it’s something normal people do…and or jerking off…something you lost jobs because you can’t get enough of it…you weird, lonely, pathetic fuck…

Well now you can jerk off to Alessandra Ambrosio, a mom who peaked 10 years ago as Victoria’s Secret’s newest model, in t-shirts..

I have no idea why you would based on all your options…but I like to facilitate the weirdos…

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2016

14

Mar

Rihanna’s See Through Outfit Interlude of the Day

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Rihanna wore a see through dress…because she’s subtle…while singing the dumbest fucking songs around…that people fucking love and that made her worth hundreds of billions of dollars…and the right to attend events in see through dresses…something we shouldn’t hate…because that would discourage this kind of behavior when all I want is for it to be more spread vaginaed….

Here she is in a magazine called VOGUE

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2016

14

Mar

Rhian Sugden Big Tits of the Day

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Instagram killed the Glamour Model star…

Rhian Sugden is some Glamour model who is relatively famous in the Glamour Model scene….not that that scene matters or that I know all that much about this Glamour model scene….partially because I am not in the UK…but mainly because it is a scene that I hate since topless girls are meant to be strippers, and not given fame and fans that make them think that they are real famous models….especially with social media that proves we don’t need to pay girls to get naked on camera…especially when they look like this and should be banging on camera…because they look and probably act as classy as porn chicks.

But instead they marry UK soccer players who see this as status – which is weird – but happens..

TO SEE IN A BIKINI PICS CLICK HERE

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2016

14

Mar

Girls at the Teen Choice Awards of the Day

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Teen Choice Awards is a fucking scam…a scam we call publicists run….a scam that my pervert ass once watched only to see that Ashley Tisdale won “hottest girl of the year”…it was many years ago…pre nose job, where Ashley Tisdale wasn’t even the hottest girl in the grocery store, everytime she went to the fucking grocery store…yet here she is winning…

That said, people still go to it, it’s more legit than just having instagram followers…even though they make less money than instagram people.

Here are the girls in attendance…

Chantel Jeffries