2016
14
Mar
Free Topless Hugs in NYC with TITS
McDonald’s Brawl!
Drunk Donkey Ride
Girl VS Whale SHark
Husband Throws Acid on His Ex Wife’s Face….in front of Her kid
Snake in Car…
Man Sets Himself on Fire…
Pedophile bike Ride!
The Man Who Saves Possum’s
The Man Who Rushed Trump…
Wedding DJ Wins!
Drug Dealer Shot in the Asshole…
Black Man VS Black Cop He Accuses of “Cooning” – The Act of Pretending to be Black…
2016
14
Mar
Diary of a Facebook Prisoner: Jesus Martinez
DAY 29 in Facebook Jail
One day left of Facebook Jail, and I don’t know if I’m ever going to go back. I’m just too aware of how the government or the corporations are controlling us through social media, but more importantly, too bored of people’s opinions to bother…especially about Trump and Kim Kardashian nudes…
But the highlight of my weekend wasn’t going to WWE thanks to free tickets from HEYMANHUSTLE or strippers…or getting drunk….it wasn’t the lap dancing, the sexting, the vagina pics…the sluts…it was probably an insane rant I went on twitter, which is social media about Rebel Wilson being too fat to date rape, and realizing that I’m not even relevant to piss off the social justice warriors against fat jokes and rape jokes….including great things like “it would take an elephant gun to take out Rebel Wilson”….or something similar and “I think attaching herself to rape is more positive than her attaching herself to spandex shorts, at least she could get out of the rape…”…..more on my MY TWITTER …because I am pathetic and facebook or not, social media is the real rapist…
Here are some stepLINKS…
So Many Thigh Gaps
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Arianna Grande’s SNL Nonsense…
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WNBA Player Tired of Being so Hot
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Beach Yoga WHores
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Richard Simmons May Be Dead
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Dog With Two Noses is the BEst
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DJ Ruins Wedding Entrance with Song Choice..
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Man Pees on Kellogs Cereal at the Kellogs Factory – Now We Know Who Pissed in Your Corn Flakes
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Creepiest Eminem Cover Song of the Day
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Chucky Kills Dad Prank
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Jessica Alba’s Company is Called Honest – Because It is Not Honest..It’s a lie…What do you expect?
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Teacher Browsing Lingerie During Class
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Pig Eats a Cookie
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Hot Gym Pussy
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2016
11
Mar
Diary of a Facebook Prisoner: Jesus Martinez
DAY 26.5 in Facebook Jail
There’s not enough Jello Wrestling, Mud Wrestling or Wet T-Shirt contests at college parties.
All these social justice warrior activists with the dumbest agendas…are ruining all my objectification of women…the same women who get topless on the internet for dudes…aren’t down with wrestling each other while dudes throw change at them…where’s the logic…
I guess the good news is that under all circumstances – date rate still exists…at least for the creeps who don’t know how to romance the ladies like me…through love songs….and child locking car doors…
I’m joking, I just though saying roofies was too obvious…
YAY…Links…weekend Links..
Sluts in Towels
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Blake Lively and Deadpool go to the Whitehouse
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Jessica Alba’s Business is a Lie – Obviously…Buy People are Idiots and Buy Into It
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Stacey Dash Calls Leo a Chicken
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Anna Kendrick in a Tube Top
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Helen Mirren Rapes Colbert
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Soccer Ping Pong…Exists
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Gwen Stefani is Such Garbage
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Chris Brown Hates Trump…and Chris Brown Knows Politics
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Kate Bosworth – Hot Lesbian
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50 Pics of Aging Celebs…
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Alba Has Cleavage
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Captain America Trailer
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Instagram Slut of the Day
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Rihanna Cleavage in Vogue
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Terrier VS Pig on Dog Whisperer
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Dog for Trump
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Sasha Baron Cohen Disrespects White Trash
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Kendra Wilkinson’s See Through
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Victoria Justice in Venice Mag – Boring
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Lohan is My Favorite Slut
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Sluts in Mirror Selfies
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Emma Stone is So Fucking Boring…
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OJ Making Nicole Brown Murder Jokes is the Best
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Mariah Carey and her reality Show
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Dove Cameron Young Hot Slut
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Ronda Roussey Boxer
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Mila Kunis is a Boring Looking Mom
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Throwback Liz Hurley Nudes
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Kim Kardashian Lies About her Photoshopped Body
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Jessica Chastain’s Lame Shoot
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Law and Order SVU Reunion
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Rosie Huntington’s Cleavage
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The World’s Most Interesting Man’s Last Ad
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Chloe Grace Dressed like a Fat Hooker
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Girls You Can’s See Clearly But Still Want to Fuck
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From stepSMUT!! LINKS BELOW ARE VERY NSFW!
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Gymnast Lessons Put to good Use
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Random Tumblr Porn
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Some Girl’s Striptease
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Connie is Naked
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Lana is Naked with Guns
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Offensively Huge Tits
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Hot Naked Glamour Model
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Chinese Lap Dance…
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Asian Stripper Tips
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2 Hot Naked Gils Together
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Mila Jovovich – Fifth Element Naked
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So Many Nude Selfie and Other Naked as Fuck Sluts in Naked Selfies of the Day
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Posted in:stepLINKS
2016
11
Mar
Bella Thorne is 40 and I like to promote anything she’s doing. Not because I like her or think she’s all that hot or great or interesting. She’s pretty fucking basic, standard and her tactics are obvious….but for some reason I have this fantasy I obsess over, where she’s 40 and a mom, and this is her trolling us in some documentary on how dumb we are as a people, buying into some slutty pics of some girl who claims to be 18…
I keep saying the same story, but yes, that’s what obsessing is. I mean I could go into her career, some bullshit stories about her fitness routine, or what her diet or love life is. I could help perpetuate her, or I could talk about the sexual things I would do to her when she was asleep at a college party, knowing I wouldn’t get expelled from college, because I’m not even a student there…I watched some college rape documentary last night that Lady Gaga wrote the song for…and she’s rumored to be college age…but college and college rape doesn’t apply to her…when you can just focus on the superficial self promotion…who only fucks to get ahead…her hippie stage parents taught her right…
I’d much rather look at her thinking she’s a soccer mom who likes fitness…
Either way, she’s in lingerie for some magazine…that may not be an authentic magazine, you never know with all these instagram accounts…but that is something…that gets her half naked which excites everyone….mainly you…
Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW
2016
11
Mar
Irina Shayk is a brilliant hooker…
What an amazingly strategic use of her amazing fucking body…and it worked out for her.
From homosexual soccer stars to Hollywood A-List womanizers, this girl knows how to leverage her vagina into opportunities.
I guess all models are capable of this type of behavior, and most pull it off with as much ease, since rich guys fucking love models.
But I just really like it when the model in question is a Russian, because I know their evil core, their manipulative communist trained torture tactics that she uses to get ahead…because if a hot Russian came at me, I wouldn’t stand a fucking chance, but then again if any girl came at me, I wouldn’t stand a fucking chance, as long as they aren’t my wife, that is..so it’s not that impressive, but when she can pull it off with people with options…like Brad Cooper…it’s fucking great…it’s power…this body…is killer…and she’s fucking killin’it…I guess what I am saying is…I love her.
Posted in:Irina Shayk|SFW
2016
11
Mar
Kate Upton has been working out…so I guess it was a good opportunity for her to release all her hard work, while reaffirming to her fans that she’s still got her tits, because she knows as well as we all know, that her tits are all that fucking matter when it comes to Kate Upton….
The amazing thing in her is that at 23 years old, she’s been able to accomplish so much as a fat sloppy chick, that people believed was hot and amazing, all because they were told she was as they were stuffed with her tits in their face…
This shoot is “Housewife”…which makes sense, because she’s built like a 45 year old mom on her way to pick-up the kids at the school dance…she’s got a GUNT and all…I thought only menopausal women got that…
Either way, keep up the good work superstar I’ll never understand…
Posted in:Kate Upton|SFW
2016
11
Mar
It’s Selena Gomez against the clock. Dying of LUPUS. Getting CHEMO to treat that LUPUS. Pretty much not debilitating her from going to all the parties she wanted to go to.
She’s like a Make a Wish Foundation bald headed kid at Disney pre-death riding every fucking ride because she knows this may be her last.
Which makes sense because of that whole terminal illness managed by CHEMO thing….
So she’s out there, dressing aggressively sexy, working it for the paparazzi, because she knows Taylor Swift is pregnant and this is her window of opportunity to make her move and solidify herself in the industry using all those Disney taught skills…
Not because she’s not famous, but because she’s not Taylor Swift, and that is where she wants to be, because it’s money, glory and everything…and when you’re on that timeline, you know with that CHEMO that doesn’t make you lose your hair, because it’s such a small dose…you fucking work it…as cheesy as you can….and I’m ok with it…because of hard nipples, ass pics, I don’t care the quality, just that they happened…it’s like a baseline of how desperate a bitch is, and I like desperate….especially when it is fighting for it’s life…dying…
TO SEE MORE SELENA GOMEZ DRESSED SLUTTY IN PARIS CLICK HERE
AND EVEN MORE MORE SELENA GOMEZ DRESSED SLUTTY IN PARIS (WITH PANTY FLASH) HERE
Posted in:Selena Gomez|SFW
2016
11
Mar
Gigi Hadid wants you to look at her inner thighs, she’s been starving herself all year to get them to the level of acceptable for a model, even though this is the era of the fat model, no girl wants to be fat, except fat chicks…it’s her only hope faking it, it also distracts people from her weird arab bobble head…
Seriously, the most celebrated model, with no business being a model, but is hired as a model thanks to smart marketing and a social media audience, is just a teen dream of a vapid cunt in a vapid cunt family…and it worked…depsite having a really large weird monster head…
Here’s her sister in a see through shirt, with a see through bra, showing some nipple….because she’s in the shadow of the bobble head and trying to shine through as her own “model”..or “celebrity”…with no marketable skill, I mean except her tits…because the tits are good, even if what they are attached to is a pile of very expensive shit.
Posted in:Gigi Hadid|SFW
2016
11
Mar
Bella Thorne is a solid 40 year old who is always in the gym, who fucking loves to have people take pics of her from behind…it’s so casual…organic…barely crying for attention when clearly crying for attention and it’s working. People are talking. Her fans are masturbating to her and she can play off that she’s not being a suggestive cockteasing slut, and that this isn’t actually a butt shot, but rather just her at the gym…not calculating or calculated at all…bullshit…obviously…but this is the only way these characters can make money and exist…thanks to the feminist movement, we can’t judge her for using her body, showing off her body, that she clearly takes care of, to inspire other girls to get in the gym, so they too can post butt shots to gain traction in entertainment….
Works for me.
Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW
2016
11
Mar
Sitcom star Alison Brie….in a show I’ve never seen, but that apparently everyone has seen, making her a huge fucking star…
I’ve done posts on her before, including brilliant analysis of her as a talent, as an actress, as an inspiration to us all…like:
“She’s got tits I’d like to smear on the cracker that is my penis like they were a nice slice of creamy brie”…
Unfortunately, her last name is actually Schermerhorn. Sexy how it rolls off the tongue…either way still brilliant at least in terms of explaining why I have never been offered a job writing a sitcom of my own, because that kind of joke is garbage…but you can see a bunch of her tits, the tits I was referencing in THIS POST ….
Tits…that she’s not showing off in this photoshoot, which would be weird
Posted in:Alison Brie|SFW
