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2016

14

Mar

Jessica Simpson Grabbing her Tit Getting Tongued of the Day

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The one thing I like about Jessica Simpson is how subtle she is.

You can really tell that she’s from the heartland, a good wholesome American made creature from heaven…who lets her husband fondle her, because they are married and that’s ok, husbands can tongue their goddamn wives while their wives grab their own tits…it’s the American way…goddammit..

From popstar retard with big tits, to fat chick with big tits, to married mom with big tits…she’s always been constant..with her big tits…

I am into it…

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2016

14

Mar

Jojo Strips on Stage of the Day

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This was posted the other day and I’m too lazy to dig and find the story behind Jojo, her new tits, or why her performance is her stripping on stage. I barely even know who Jojo is, other than some Jailbait one hit wonder from a decade ago, who turned 18 and was forgotten…and I guess that she’s on some comeback tour…which I think would make more sense, if it was actually in the stripclub…

I prefer my tween one hit wonders to become sex workers, not to mimic them in their new act…

Here’s some videos of her performing…on this EURO tour where she flashes her bra…I don’t think the bra flash is in any of them…but there’s YOUTUBE for that…

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2016

14

Mar

Miley Cyrus Skinny Ass Morning Twerk of the Day

Miley Cyrus skinny ass twerk for social media, is a lot of awkward, not so erotic, very “little boy” like which I guess is what people who go to Thailand for vacation like…

But she does it with such conviction, like she doen’t give a fuck about humilating herself because she’s such a coddled ego, that her face is straight, she’s not joking, this is like some crumping in the hood, but so vanilla..

She’s been rumored to have gone the “house wife route” with her fiance, but she just posted this and I believe she’s got a lot more vagina flashing left in her, both before and after her pregnancy, which is fun so that we can compare the before and after…

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2016

14

Mar

Lana Del Rey’s Bikini of the Day

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Lana Del Rey is not a model, she’s not a bikini model, she’s not even a plus sized model….

She’s a “talented” performer who managed to put out some interesting sad songs, and make some interesting sad videos, very stylized and California, despite being from small ski town Lake Placid, just one hour away from me….

So she’s allowed to be fat in her bikini. I give her that…

From ex rich kid addict, to star…let her feed her sads with cake…

I know what you’re thinking, and the answer is Yes…I decide when it is ok for a girl to be fat and insecure hiding her belly – or not….

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2016

14

Mar

Selena Gomez Product Placement Eating with her Mouth Open Chemo Diet of the Day

Selena Gomez likes to brag about dying of Lupus or being on Chemo when it is convenient for her…and her marketing…

She also like so to show off her fat body, fat tits, that are used to balance out that fat body, and blame Lupus and Chemo for it….

Yet bitch posts videos, that we know McDonalds’ paid for, of her scarfing down a burger and bragging about eating a happy meal the previous week.

Now, she’s a Disney kid, she works for brands, she’s a puppet and vehicle for them to reach their core audience….I get that…

But if bitch was really dying and not eating organic, while poisoning herself with this shit for a dollar..to make kids eat this shit that is TOXIC…

She fucking deserves to die prematurely…

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2016

14

Mar

Christina Milian Gets Naughty on Social Media (Again) of the Day

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I love recently divorced women, even when they are Christina Milian, because they are the same girls who wouldn’t fuck me when they were young and hot and doing their thing, not to say that Christina Milian would fuck me now, but to say that after realizing how shit marriage is, has left it with a child and some song writing credits that will make her millions, but more importantly with a will to party, get naked, be slutty, get noticed and make noise…like she was still that 20 year old who wasn’t married and knocked up…

I don’t know what compels a mother to post nude, half nude, on her social media for her fans, but there’s a lot of craving attention, trying to be a bootleg Kim K going on in an era where she should know she can just film a sex tape to really get herself out there, this cockteasy shit is just dumb…

Oh right…it’s a feminist movement – own your body / exploit your body / dudes love jerking off to it…

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2016

14

Mar

Klylie Jenner’s Weird Body for PUMP and Bathing Suits of the Day

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I know feminists like to celebrate the Kardashians because they buy into the sex working is empowering bullshit line…or the getting naked is owning your body and not being an exhibitionist craving attention to make noise…that the men don’t actual notice or care to notice because your owning your body by getting naked lets us still see you naked…

Girls seem to forget that men have used every line ever to get them naked, so feminist or art or “it’s for a school project”…to “i’ve never seen tits live, be my first, pity”….is all just angles to get the girl naked…

But I think the real victim in the Kardashians isn’t the girls who follow these twats, even though every parent with a kid under 16 should log into their phones and block this bitch and everything they touch from their feeds….

The real Victim is Kylie, the youngest, the one they had getting surgery and fillers at a young age, the one who barely looks human, and who has the weirdest shaped body…the one who knows no better, who never had a normal upbringing and who has been exploited and sold off to black people at a young age because it is good for business, it’s where the youth market is…

I guess we’ll have to wait for her suicide or drug overdose to prove that…in the meantime, here is her million dollar campaign with PUMA because her idea of fitness is plastic surgery and photoshop….

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and some bikini selfies, because why not…

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2016

14

Mar

Ariel Winter in Bed Tits for Snapchat of the day

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Ariel Winter is doing the “secret internet fatty” pose you see and have seen on social media since it fucking started. It’s the know her angles, be sure to lay down, she even got a breast reduction to try to slim herself out because them tits wouldn’t stop growing, which much of the basic level human who watches Modern Family for the tit’s happiness stemmed from…young girl / big tits, double dip on the perversion…

So like all fat chicks she knows, lay on the back, and put on glasses, and your snapchat fans can now triple dip on the perversion…Glasses / Tits / Youth / Not Very Fat from this angle. Win…

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2016

14

Mar

Bar Refaeli’s Pregnant Tits of the Day

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Bar Refaeli’s tits used to fuck famous people, like Leonardo DiCaprio, before leveraging that fame, into money and her own brand, and now her tits are pregant..

She’s an Israeli girl who gave Jewish men in America hope that they too would meet such an exotic looking creature, who by chance was also Jewish so that when they brought home their hooker to their family functions, their family would be more accepting rather than being all “Oh Howard likes model girls since he made a billion dollars, always much younger than him, but at leas this one is Jewish”….kind of thing…

So here she is showing her cleavage as girls who have made a career off having tits do…

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2016

14

Mar

Nina Dobev Underwater Tits of the Day

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Nina Dobrev is some actor from some show about vampires, because Hollywood likes to milk trends harder than I like cheap hookers to milk my dick, or harder than I like to milk girls who crave fame and think I’m some conduit to that, when really, I’m not, just don’t tell the girls licking my ass that…

Either way, she’s from Canada, at least that is what I think, which in and of itself is really fucking fascinating to very few people, since no one cares about Canada more than just saying it’s where they will go when Trump gets elected…

She’s producing “artistic” bullshit tit pics in a bikini for her social media..which I guess is what all these slutty girls who want you to jerk off to them are calling their nudes…”art”….

BONUS: Here are Nina Dobrev and Sarah Hyland doing fitness together because all these tricks are puppets together in their insular garbage world that will one day be obsolete…seriously this “joke” is offensive…

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