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2016

22

Feb

Kaley Cuoco’s Implants – A Retrospective of the Day

I was going to call this Kaley Cuoco a love story….because it’s not really a retrospective since it was just one event for her fake tits, you know one outing….and it is more of a love story because she’s with Stan Lee, the nerd leader for her nerd fans….

Which makes the implants way more fun especially since she is recently divorced and you can now have her all you want (lol) and she has signed that 100 million dollar contract that will add to her already stupid amount of fucking money, because they pay her a stupid amount of fucking money, because she’s on the biggest show ever playing the hot girl to the nerds – and she’s not even hot….

I think she’s better now that she’s got fake tits…and has been getting fit after cheating on her husband but still…she’s nothing great…just don’t tell the nerds, because to them, she’s a beacon of hope as television is their religion and guiding light….and she’s with your god…Stan Lee

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2016

22

Feb

Rooney Mara and Cate Blanchett Sex of the Day

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There is some lesbian movie called Carol, where Rooney Mara and Cate Blanchett fuck. I like to call movies like this “the play for an Oscar”…because all things lesbian or gender fluid or tranny is very in. It’s the modern “retard” roll….I guess….only all girls are Lesbians, so it makes for great content, even though lesbians are the fucking worst always angry, never cool, and obsessed with dick…even the other day, a Lesbian was working a lesbian coffee shop I accidentally walked into and the lesbian drew a dick on the JAVA ART with the foam, making a comment like “I drew a dick, look it’s a dick”….in an “Oh my god I need dick” kind of way….Lesbians..

Either way here are some of the screenshots of the old granny on younger probably not as lesbian, or I guess it could work both ways, you lesbian recruits old lonely lady, or old lesbian manipulates young girl into lesbian sex, either way – lesbian sex.

Posted in:Cate Blanchett|Rooney Mara

2016

22

Feb

Lily Donaldson’s Upskirt of the Day

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Lily Donaldson is a British model who is pushing 30.. or who is 30 and you’ve probably heard her name, she’s one of the Victoria’s Secret contract workers in their model sweatshop that they pushed under the rug and forgot about in 2012…you know for some excuse that probably involves not fucking enough of their investors or some shit…but I doubt that’s the case, maybe she’s just boring.

You know not every girl they find can be a hit…

I guess that rejection, coupled with all the money she has and how rich and successful her boyfriend probably is, as these girls all end up with rich guys doesn’t buy her that contract back, but it buys everything else, and frees up her schedule to flash panties and show off her model legs…because she’s still a fucking model motherfuckers, Victoria’s Secret is some mall brand gutter shit…while this here is what modeling is about….legs..

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2016

22

Feb

Katherine Heigl in Bed Romance of the Day

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Katherine Heigl is as doughy, boring, played out as any almost 40 year old mom…rocking that mom body…even though she didn’t have a kid herself, but rather adopted one from Korea and the USA, because Katherine Heigl has had a doughy, boring, played out mom body since she was in her mid 20s.

I never understood why anyone was interested in her, or thought she was anything magical, but I guess she’s rich and was on TV and at least one movie, so that increases her stock value. It’s like “why’s that dude with a doughy mom body with two adopted babies thanks to her being infertile”….”oh she’s from Grey’s Anatomy and 40 year old Virgin and like all doughy mom bodies, has big tits”…..”Makes sense”.

You liked that conversation with myself about weird in bed, romance, selfies of people no one cares about but who are more important than you thanks to network television…

I have never been into this one, and seeing married middle aged people in love in bed, living their life of luxury, doesn’t really change that – but she’s got fans, Americans fucking love her.

All this to say, what the fuck is this cheesy shit…garbage.

Posted in:Katherine Heigl|SFW

2016

22

Feb

Hilary Duff’s Jean Shorts of the Day

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Recently divorced Hilary Duff has taken on a new hobby of seeing just how strong her jean shorts are before they fucking explode under her cross-fit looking thighs, the kind that can crush watermelons, as easily as they can handle a whole hockey team ramming the fuck into her after the game – to build morale, something that likely won’t happen anymore with the whole divorce thing, but at least he was nice enough to knock the bitch up, pushing her sex ten steps back in sex appeal, that’s why bitches normally do this in their mid 30s. Not their early 20s…you know throw in the towel when it is time to throw in the fucking towel…

The good news for her is her fans are pretty fucking relentless. They aren’t going anywhere, bring the thick legs, bitch could be GILBERT GRAPE MOM level of thick, an they’d sign up to feed her and wipe her ass….and I guess that’s what real sex appeal is..

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2016

22

Feb

Emma Roberts Water Carrying Erotica of the Day

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There is something erotic about Emma Roberts. I’m into her.

I just like that her dad is some dead beat failed Oscar winner, which is hilarious…or maybe I like that her Aunt is weird Julia Roberts…a hooker who falls in love even though the hookers I know only fall in love for money to buy drugs….but I am pretty sure it has to do with the daddy issues she’s got thanks to her egotistical dad in self destruct mode for her entire life, coupled with her fit thin body…she’s good…

But even better when struggling with a case of water bottles, perfect for polluting the world, while drinking chemical tainted water soaked in those bottles designed to pollute the world, but they are so convenient after a bender…who cares about earth, when bitch only cares about herself….and with that bend, leg up in the air like a race horse pissing like a dog, she’s all I care about too.

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2016

22

Feb

Madison Reed Doing a Handstand of the Day

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Who is Madison Reed…..according to wikipedia, Madison Reed was an American cabaret and ragtime performer who worked with Eubie Blake among others….according to google it’s a hair product company…according to social media…some whore who knows how to work social media to establish a fan base like all the other whores…because bikini handstands are slutty enough but not too slutty because it’s just a girl having fun, so much fun she wants to show her fans – that we can assume are a bunch of pervert dudes into girls playing off their half nakedness as innocent and cute…right…..

What I am trying to say is that this is all so amazing. What a time to live…

Posted in:Madison Reed|SFW

2016

22

Feb

Annalynne McCord is Braless of the Day

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Who the fuck is Annalynne McCord?

I can answer that, but only because I’ve been updating this site for a decade and a half and I’ve been forced to be exposed to all the shit that no regular person should even know happens, because it is really not important…like Annalynne McCord…because Annalynne McCord is not important…

What I am saying is that she was on a TV show once, thanks to moving to LA with a dream and sucking the right dick…but that show was cancelled a long time ago…and when she was on that show she did as much paparazzi stuff as possible, trying to get noticed and getting noticed because why the fuck not…there’s not much else going on on a random night and some fame whore on TV show doing some stunt is enough fame to get snapped.

Either way, she’s been out of work for a long time, and still has that thirst for fame, because she’s going to events braless in see through tops…because why the fuck not put your nipple out there…

If you look close enough – you’ll see nipple!

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2016

22

Feb

Kimberly Garner’s Amazing Bikini Body of the Day

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Kimberly Garner is some no name reality star from the UK reality show circuit, which means she’s really a no name, but I say, with a body like this, she doesn’t need a name, she just needs to be stared at…it’s practically perfect and confusing because my idea from women in the UK is far more trashy than this, much fatter and toothless and the hot ones look like 90s strippers….

I guess the highlight of Kimberly Garner for me, is that she followed me on social media before, for a few days, before probably reading me call her out for being some vapid cunt, but with that body, a cunt I’d love to fill vapid up….with my fingers, or mouth, or anything really…