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Sara Sampaio Shows Off her Pussy in Tight Pants Under the Guise that it is a Fitness Video of the Day

Industry Flesh Puppet Jessica Alba Propagandizes for the Machine of the Day

Sydney Sweeney is Glamour’s Woman of the Year of the Day

Paige Spiranac Feeling Herself Up of the Day

Margaret Qualley is Hot for an Ugly Chick of the Day

2016

Feb

Hilary Duff’s Jean Shorts of the Day

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Recently divorced Hilary Duff has taken on a new hobby of seeing just how strong her jean shorts are before they fucking explode under her cross-fit looking thighs, the kind that can crush watermelons, as easily as they can handle a whole hockey team ramming the fuck into her after the game – to build morale, something that likely won’t happen anymore with the whole divorce thing, but at least he was nice enough to knock the bitch up, pushing her sex ten steps back in sex appeal, that’s why bitches normally do this in their mid 30s. Not their early 20s…you know throw in the towel when it is time to throw in the fucking towel…

The good news for her is her fans are pretty fucking relentless. They aren’t going anywhere, bring the thick legs, bitch could be GILBERT GRAPE MOM level of thick, an they’d sign up to feed her and wipe her ass….and I guess that’s what real sex appeal is..

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2016

Feb

Emma Roberts Water Carrying Erotica of the Day

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There is something erotic about Emma Roberts. I’m into her.

I just like that her dad is some dead beat failed Oscar winner, which is hilarious…or maybe I like that her Aunt is weird Julia Roberts…a hooker who falls in love even though the hookers I know only fall in love for money to buy drugs….but I am pretty sure it has to do with the daddy issues she’s got thanks to her egotistical dad in self destruct mode for her entire life, coupled with her fit thin body…she’s good…

But even better when struggling with a case of water bottles, perfect for polluting the world, while drinking chemical tainted water soaked in those bottles designed to pollute the world, but they are so convenient after a bender…who cares about earth, when bitch only cares about herself….and with that bend, leg up in the air like a race horse pissing like a dog, she’s all I care about too.

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2016

Feb

Madison Reed Doing a Handstand of the Day

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Who is Madison Reed…..according to wikipedia, Madison Reed was an American cabaret and ragtime performer who worked with Eubie Blake among others….according to google it’s a hair product company…according to social media…some whore who knows how to work social media to establish a fan base like all the other whores…because bikini handstands are slutty enough but not too slutty because it’s just a girl having fun, so much fun she wants to show her fans – that we can assume are a bunch of pervert dudes into girls playing off their half nakedness as innocent and cute…right…..

What I am trying to say is that this is all so amazing. What a time to live…

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2016

Feb

Annalynne McCord is Braless of the Day

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Who the fuck is Annalynne McCord?

I can answer that, but only because I’ve been updating this site for a decade and a half and I’ve been forced to be exposed to all the shit that no regular person should even know happens, because it is really not important…like Annalynne McCord…because Annalynne McCord is not important…

What I am saying is that she was on a TV show once, thanks to moving to LA with a dream and sucking the right dick…but that show was cancelled a long time ago…and when she was on that show she did as much paparazzi stuff as possible, trying to get noticed and getting noticed because why the fuck not…there’s not much else going on on a random night and some fame whore on TV show doing some stunt is enough fame to get snapped.

Either way, she’s been out of work for a long time, and still has that thirst for fame, because she’s going to events braless in see through tops…because why the fuck not put your nipple out there…

If you look close enough – you’ll see nipple!

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2016

Feb

Kimberly Garner’s Amazing Bikini Body of the Day

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Kimberly Garner is some no name reality star from the UK reality show circuit, which means she’s really a no name, but I say, with a body like this, she doesn’t need a name, she just needs to be stared at…it’s practically perfect and confusing because my idea from women in the UK is far more trashy than this, much fatter and toothless and the hot ones look like 90s strippers….

I guess the highlight of Kimberly Garner for me, is that she followed me on social media before, for a few days, before probably reading me call her out for being some vapid cunt, but with that body, a cunt I’d love to fill vapid up….with my fingers, or mouth, or anything really…

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2016

Feb

Naked Woman Walking Around and Other Videos of the DAy

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Woman Flashing her Pussy Cuz She Don’t Tuck Shit In…

Woman Uses Photobooth as Toilet

This Dude is High AS Fuck

Monday Morning Suicide Attempt

Another Monday Morning Suicide

Dead Fish Does a Shot

Chinese Escalator

Look Both Ways While Shopping in a Store…

Cross Winds Landing

What’s This?

Bus VS Bridge

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2016

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Diary of a Facebook Prisoner: Jesus Martinez

21 more days of Facbook Jail left and my only real concern is if I will ever go back to commenting and using facebook again.

It is safe to say that I think facebook is actually the jail in all of our lives, like a job that never ends, a constant stress, a feed of nonsense, noise….it is a girlfriend we hate, in the form of ex girlfriends we hate but want to appear civil with by following their every move as it is shoved down our throats. It is a mechanism to prevent us from living.

Facebook jail is actually freedom. They have just manipulated us to think otherwise because it makes them billions.

It’s so easy to say, everyone says this and still uses it, but one thing to be forced into doing for having an opinion and using the word “tranny”….when defending sex offenders…fuckers.

DAY 9 in Facebook Jail

Here are some Morning Links…

Weird Shai Lebeef Punching Artist Art Project
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Girls in Lingerie
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Mercedes Catches on Fire – Driver Freaks Out
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Inside Lawless Mexican Prison!
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Cheesy Tit Pic of the Day
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Ludacris Rents Out the Whole Movie Theater
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Firefalls in Yosemite…
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Kate Hudson VS Megan Fox for Old Timer Cleavage Battle
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Ronda Rousey Crying is my Porn
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Kanye Hugging the Paps
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Mila Kunis for Kanye
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A Bunch of Selfies
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Gwyneth Paltrow’s Daughter is Going to Grow Up ALl Kinds of Fucked Up
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Gyneth Paltrow’s Stalker Set Free!
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What Happens if we Kill all the Mosquitos
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Cute Dog Video
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A Bunch of Goofy Girls
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2016

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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Diary of a Facebook Prisoner: Jesus Martinez

DAY 6.5 in Facebook Jail

Along with realizing how useless a platform facebook is, something I already knew many years ago when I had at least 3-4 accounts deleted pre this current account from 2010, and that they are censoring pieces of shit, which I guess realized about most big corporations and really people in general back in 1995 when I first got on the internet and got blocked and deleted off every single forum, chat room website, webcam site, social media site, that I ever signed up to….I’ve also realized how under stimulated I am….it’s like sit on facebook and refresh the feed, waiting for something interesting, while sexting girls their message app and on tinder and on snapchat and passively liking pics I don’t actually like on instagram while sending out tweets I know no one reads as I watch Netflix and imessage a bunch of other girls I converted from all those platforms to phone number…writing my stepLINKS of the day…

I realized Facebook jail isn’t really enough. I don’t even realize I’m not on FB and I need a full cleanse from all of this…

Suicide is the only option.

Tune in Monday to see what happens. Does he jump? Does he take pills. Or does he update his site because it’s all he knows…Only Time will Tell..

Here are some stepLINKS…

Mirror Selfies
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Gwyneth’s 12 Year Old Coldplay Brat gets 200 Dollar Facials…You Pervs Would do it for Free
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Phoebe Price is My Kind of Famewhore
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Kesha Lost in Court!
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Flossie the 110 Year Old is Brilliant
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Middle Eastern Super Mario
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Hot Model in a Yellow Bikini!
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The Back to the Future Prequel Trailer
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The Bathroom DJ
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Dude Eats a 1982 4 Fingers of Death Ration…
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Jessica Biel’s Keeping it Casual
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Some Slut in a Bikini Top
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Rihanna’s Losing her Mind – Finally – Rita Ora is Pumped
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I am Not Over this Dead Dolphin Story
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Let’s Hope Kanye Destroys the Kardashian – He’d be a Hero
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Olivia Wilde in a Magazine
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Megan Fox is Banging Damon Wayans JR
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AnnaLynne McCord See Through
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Girls with Dark Hairs and Light EYE
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CHarlie XCX Big Tits – Big Cleavage Who Cares
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Dakota Johnson Has a Left Hard Nipple
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Megan Fox Cleavage on TV
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Dakotah Fanning’s Middriff
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Helicopter Crash at Peral Harbor
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The Man with the Giant Ubrealla
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Turning Real Skating into Tony Hawk Pro Skater
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Stabbed Dude – Powers Through
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Some Fame Whore Grabbing her Tit
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Mel B Scary Spice Ass Flash
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Kesha’s Cameltoe Loses in Court
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Unlicensed Gyno of the Day
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Cute Teen with Vagina Talent
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Amateur of the Day
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Weird Greek Celeb in Lingerie
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Slut of the Day
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Asshole of the Day
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Hot Big Tits in a Wet T-Shirt
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Girl Fight Ends with Seizure
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Hot Naked Chick of the Day
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Huge Tit Nude Selfie and Other Naked as Fuck Sluts in Naked Selfies of the Day
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2016

Feb

Hannah Ferguson Bikini Photoshoot of the Day

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All these bikini photoshoots are exactly the fucking same…they are so fucking contrived and boring – they lack creativity and they are impossible to get excited about

If anything seeing a bitch pose for the sake of posing, for no reason other than to pose, for idiots who have expensive cameras because they like having girls pose for them, and eventually have brands pay them to have girls pose for them, in just a fabricated nonsense, narcissitic “I’m hot enough to model”…world…

It’s so fucking Disney, candy coated, cheesy garbage…it’s like what happened to fucking snapshots of babes, why do they need to be tilting heads, dropping jaw, duck-facing, and/or making their booty pop – all dramatic…it’s just a fucking picture – ASSHOLES…more assholes…I bet her asshole is great…that ass is great…I love asshole..it’s the gateway to a woman’s soul…I wonder what the weirdest thing she’s put in her asshole is….

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IF THAT’S NOT ENOUGH SPORTS ILLUSTRATED SUGAR BABY FOR YOU – HERE’S SAMANTHA HOOPES BEFORE THE MIAMI TRIP FLASHING PANTIES THAT SHE’D PROBABLY FLASH YOU FOR THE RIGHT PRICE AND BY “FLASH YOU” I MEAN EAT YOUR ASS TIL YOU CUM…

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2016

Feb

Bella Hadid is Dressed Like a Kyle Jenner of the Day

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Bella Hadid is news…or her cameltoe is…because when you’re the bootleg sister of some bootleg model and the kid of some bootleg reality tv stars thanks to being bored rich people…the world cares..

The only think that I like about her is knowing that her public “boyfriend” The Weekend fucks with other girls when he’s in Canada where he lives…possibly exposing her to AIDS and putting an end to her, disrupting her family for 3-4 hours before realizing that they only care about their vapid, self involved selves…

The Worst..

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