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2016

19

Feb

Naomi Watts in a Bikini in Mexico of the Day

Naomi Watts was in Mexico a couple of days ago with her army of Liev Schrieber kids….and the most fascinating thing about her is that she’s 47 years old…and a mom of a bunch of fucking kids…

More interesting than her dad being the Pink Floyd tour manager who is on the Dark Side of the Moon record….or that she actually strugged and only really broke out in Hollywood in 2002 thanks to Mulholland Drive and David Lynch, when she was 32, giving all you turning 30 years old girls some hope that maybe your life isn’t over, even though it is probably over, hope, and that hope shouldn’t be that at 50 you’ll be a famous actress, but rather that you’re body will look this good, that sure could be because she’s a famous actress and it is her duty, but maybe, just maybe she’s better than average people…with average lives and she fucking looks it….

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2016

19

Feb

Maya Stepper is the Naked Instagram Model of the Day

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ALL THESE INSTAGRAM MODELS ARE THE FUCKING SAME…

Seriously, I’m so bored of “shoots for the sake of shoots”…and “model for the sake of being models”…they are all the fucking same….any average at best, or hot at worst like this Maya chick, are all doing the same things…these staged bullshit “editoria” shoots that all look the fucking same, are styled the fucking same, seem cheesy as fuck the fucking same, but that also have nipple in them – because toplessness get the shoots more reach…

I mean I don’t care what stylized hipster inspired catalog shit is being put out there, when I get to see everyone naked, it cancels out the garbage factor…but that doesn’t mean it’s not garbage.

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2016

19

Feb

Emma Stone’s Booty of the Day

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Emma Stone is a weird mouthed celebrity….you know another one of these huge stars on the Kristen Stewart, Emma Watson, Jennifer Lawrence kick that make zero sense to me…not even when I stare at her ass in leggings, because I know that leggings lie, but more imporantly, because I know she’s just overrated, has a huge nerd fanbase, who is relentlessly loyal to her, despite her weird mouth,

Makes no sense to me..But bitch gets paid…more than her Soccer Mom Audi Q5 is letting on…bitch gets paid…more than you’d expect her to get paid based on her weird mouth alone…

It’s just the way the world works, there are these girls who are just loved and eaten up by hollywood for no real reason at all…other than that producers can get higher budgets for movies and thus line their pockets with more money…

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2016

19

Feb

Kourtney Kardashian Nipple Slip of the Day

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I guess Kourtney Kardashian was feeding her lecherous demon child that is obviously not as bad as its cousin, not because the cousin is half black but because it is half Kim Kardashin and Half Kanye which is really the garbage…

There’s a nice, and I use that world loosely, just not as loosely as Kim K’s asshole is, but nice enough none the less, not that I ever saw or would admit to thinking that this one, who was marketed as the hot one, is hot…but a thick mom nipple, works for me.

If you don’t like that – here’s Kendall’s Butt Shot..since Kendall is the actual hot one, even though she’s still tainted by the garbage that is Kardashian…and posts pics of her ass like this on social media..

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2016

19

Feb

Famewhoring Paris Hilton does a Bathing Suit of the Day

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Paris Hilton in a one piece bathing suit, acting like the typical Paris Hilton baby talking spoiled brat, you know the original GIGI HADID crossbred with Kim Kardashian, in what would be more appropriate if it was Paris Hilton not doing this pink princess garbage she’s played out, but rather porno shit she revlolutionized for rich kids everywhere to find their place in the world, mainly Kim K who won at Paris Hilton’s game, thanks to the popularity of Hip Hop…

Either way, Paris Hilton lives, I wouldn’t know since she blocks me on everything, but she lives….she’s irrelevant, a cockroach, a cum and bloody shit stain on a pair of expensive panties of a person, but she lives…

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2016

19

Feb

Bootleg NYFW Round-Up of the Day

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I assume that New York Fashion weeks is over, it’s been a week, and that’s usually what a week means, right…

Well here’s my highlight reel that doesn’t involve any real highlights or a reel, or any see through or nipples on the runway for fashion…..which was something I was really into back in the day, pre-porn, when there was a equally fashion show on the one channel I got without cable, where nipple’s would be everywhere, and along with jerking off to it, I realized, “shit fashion is clever, they have it all figured out, nipples on daytime TV, because it’s fashion, even though it’s still nipples and I can jerk off to it’…

This is actually a really shitty fucking round up…filled with irrlevant, old, bootleg people…but whatever – at least they are trying..

AnnaSophia Robb’s See through to Bra

Em Rat Cow Trying Hard in a Weird Bodysuit

Naya Rivera’s Bad Botox Face

Some Claire Danes Legs…

Kirsten Dunsty

Blake Lively’s Tits of the Day Riding Deadpool’s Success – Cuz She has a Kid With Him…

“I did not wake up like this. ????”

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2016

19

Feb

Charli XCX Butt SHot of the Day

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I’ve seen Charli XCX perform, it was accidental uneventful, I don’t even remember where it was or why I saw it and she wasn’t very impressive at all, not even her tits could save the hack of a performer she was…but the good news for her and I guess for us is that no one actually cares about music or art or any of that “substance” stuff that people used to be celebrated for, you know “talent”…what people care about is a girl being as slutty as possible, as naked or slutty dressed as possible attending all the relevant events like she matters – so the paparazzi take pics of her…so tits can save…and this is the proof…even though I’m more into looking at her fat ass..because showing tits is so obvious when her whole campaign is based around tits.

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2016

19

Feb

Megan Fox on TV of the Day

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Megan Fox talks about her cross dressing child, she talks about how her kids telling her when she was in her womb that they are bohemian revolutionaries and a whole lot of other broken girl botox filled shit…

These actors who start out in this shit young, who are thrown into this vapid world and her are abducted and procreating with David from 90210 are so distorted and fucked up that they need to dig into the world from their self absorbed, ignorant, uneducated place to find purpose..

“I must be more than tits dudes wanted to fuck in a series of shitting fucking movies”…”I must be more than a talentless idiot with millions of dollars”…and with all that free time on her hands – she’s figured it all out…garbage…

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2016

19

Feb

Sara Underwood Pussy Slit on Instagram of the Dya

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Sara Underwood is getting aggressive on her instagram, so aggressive that if you look close enough of this picture, you can see her pussy slit but because she’s so famous and important, instagram nerds who grew up watching her on nerd TV after her Playboy stint, would never tell on her or report her, because they want to see her pussy, they’ve exhausted all the existing pictures of her pussy, which happens to be the reason she’s anyone, she got naked at 18 for Playboy when Playboy mattered, and now she’s reclaiming her territory on instagram as nothing else that she did actually worked.

I don’t know why she all of a sudden realized she could make money with her instram, but she’s straight whoring it hard, and it reminds me of every girl I sext who disappears, sneaking back into my life as soon as they get in a fight with their boyfriends for some attention…only the public social media whore – which I guess applies to everyone version…you whores..

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2016

19

Feb

Lorde in a Bikini of the Day

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The funny thing about Lorde in a a bikini is that I’m actually not disgusted, thrown off, in the mood to body shame her…or laugh..

She’s some singer songwriter from New Zealand who at 17 pretty much did the Taylor Swift all thanks to the internet…A viral video sensation – who made it in music….all while being not very cute..

So to see a barely legal girl, like Lorde, who wasn’t hot make it because of good content that people liked, was almost refreshing in this instagram model, rich kid celebrity world…even if it was a one hit wonder – or a novelty – or just overly relatable singing about never being famous and getting famous for it..what I am saying is that I’ve never wanted to see Lorde in a bikini, but at the same time, I want to see everyone in a bikini.

That said, if you’ve ever seen Lorde and if you ever watched her video Royals, or any of the marketing around that album, you’d already know she has absolutely zero sex appeal – there is zero hot to her….or about her…it’s part of her image..

So seeing her in a bikini…something I love…looking like a girl in a bikini…at 19…is actually almost refreshing….It’s like she’s a girl and not just some weirdly marketed “dark” one hit wonder from New Zealand…sure she’s not my dream body to jerk off to, but she’s got a flat stomach – big hips – a waist – thick thighs – little tits..and it could be a lot worse…she could be Adele..

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