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2016

04

Mar

Mena Suvari Booty in Leggings of the Day

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Mena Suvari is probably pretty old now. She’s a memory of a simpler time, but not really that much simplier, maybe just when Hollywood made better movies, and I’m not really referencing American Pie, where she played an uneventful, alien headed, very fucking late 90s character…I’m talking about her actual acting work…like American Beauty and whatever the fuck else she did….

I think I probably think movies were better back then, because I was naive and they were all we had….but the reality is that acting as a whole is stupid, falling into a 90 minute story is just lazy of us and even cheesy….when social media and real storylines are playing out.

I think that’s part of why VINE is working for people, we don’t give a fuck but we’ll give you 6 seconds….and why these TV series on Netflix are working because it gives us 10 hours to like a character or hate a character or get sucked in by a character…while standard movies are just old school..

I guess it doesn’t matter, what matters is that Mena Suvari still has a round ass…a constant the last 20 years in the business..

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2016

04

Mar

Britney Spears in a Towel of the Day

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Britney Spears is amazing…she’s my kind of puppet…she did PHOTOSHOOT FOR V MAGAZINE shot by Mario Testino, who has a weird behind the scenes fetish for girls he shoots in Towels, which I guess Britney participated in….despite it being one of the dumber fetishes or even “artist” projects for a photographer with this kind of access…but it’s become a thing…

I am more interested in better fetishes but photographers are weirdos, even though they don’t really exist anymore thanks to instagram, where perverts who call themselves photographers get girls naked after loosening them up with booze…all for fun…which I guess is a fetish in and of itself…it must be…t’s all over instagram, lure young girls for followers instead of money, even though followers dont’ pay the bills until you have a lot of them, and getting naked on the internet for free is just dumb…with the whole “let’s make art”….stupidity…

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Here she is doing the splits….more interesting than the towel…

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2016

04

Mar

Emma Roberts Bra of the Day

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Emma Roberts is lovely…in her see through shirt showing off some fashion bra that is I guess more of shirt…because that’s the way she’s wearing it…and I am into it but only because I am into Emma Roberts…She’s got this hipster, fashion vibe to her…and she’s had a lot of fucking success…thanks to her natural born talent and by natural born talent I mean her aunt…who pretty much knows everybody…

The only thing that really upsets me about EMMA ROBERTS is that she comes from this broken dude Eric Roberts, you know an addict so self involved he self destructed after winning his Oscar….and I thought some of that unstable, broken home shit would trickle down to this one, where instead of being Hollywood, she’s be more sex tape….

But I guess bra is all she’s giving us today…

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2016

04

Mar

Ashley Benson’s Cleave for Golf of the Day

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I know there’s a fetish here. I’m not too sure what that fetish is because I’m not a golf player and I’m not a fat chick endorser, especially not when she exploits her tits for attention,, to divert from being a fat chick….

I know what you’re thinking, “you’re gay”, “you’re a faggot”, “you have AIDS from raw dog sessions in the bathhouse because you’re gay and hate yourself, probably because you were raped as a kid”….”You know Ashley Benson is rich, famous and has big tits, and if you think she’s fat you’re a fucking idiot”…

Well, for the record, I didn’t invite the BMI index, I didn’t invent body fat percentage, I didn’t invent ideal weight, and I didn’t invent “hollywood fat”…

Yes, if she worked at Walmart and/or was fucking you, she’d be fine…but as a famous actress, who may not have much of a career beyond a hit show, she’s still fucking famous…and I expect more..

I don’t think it makes me a gay with aids from the bathhouse for having eyes and seeing chubby bitches using tits to divert. I’ve been faces with this every time I leave my house – especially at bars – because this is what fat bitches do…tits..

I guess what I’m trying to say is Fuck Golf Golf is fucking stupid.

I mean – Look at this Neck Chin…

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2016

04

Mar

Amy Adams for GQ UK of the Day

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Amy Adams is in the April Issue of GQ UK….and I don’t find her hot…

I don’t even know what I’ve seen her in.

I don’t even feel like further investigating this post….

I guess we can just try to visualize her orange pubic hair, something that used to make me gag when I thought about it, mainly because of the contrast of orange against pink against white white skin….but something in my later years has become fascinating because in all the gross I’ve fucked…none have had orange bush…and I feel like I’m missing out on a terrible fucking experience…that is probably Karma from pointing and laughing at girls in high school calling them Fire Crotch, probably decade before Paris Hilton and her rich friends did it to LOHAN…because I guess they read the site..back when the site mattered….

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2016

04

Mar

Charisma Carpenter in a Bikini of the Day

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People get so mad at me when I shit on Charisma Carpenter…

I think those people are just the superfan weirdos who know who Charisma Carpenter is…because she’s nothing, a nobody, if you asked anyone under 40, most would have no idea who the fuck Charisma Carpenter is…except maybe a handful…of very weird dudes who watched Buffy the Vampire Slayer and jerked off to her, which is coincidentally 90 percent of my audience, because people I know in real life, or “cool” people, or people with any social skills, are not people who check sites that make fun of celebrity twats, they’re too busy fucking real twats….

But the people who read sites like this, probably watched Buffy the Vampire Slayer, over and over and over, probably have tattoos of the show on their chest, they are the people I write for, because why would anyone cool check in on this bullshit, so that is why I post this 50 year old actress in her bikini, even though you can see her naked in Playboy from when she was hot…I mean she looks good for 50…but she’s still fucking 50….

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2016

04

Mar

Kirsten Dunst’s Hard Nipples of the Day

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I know that Kristen Dunst is on some kind of comeback tour after pretty much disappearing for a decade, but I think this is her best work in recent years and it required as much talent as acting, all she had to do was show up and let her tits do the work.

There was a time when hard nipples was enough for me to jerk off to, I am not even joking, and I was not even an overly horny dude, I was still a fucking pervert, but a fresh faced pervert, not desensitized pervert digging for complicated things to get off…and I guess that is a tribute to those glory days..which were around the time Kirsten Dunst hit the scene as a skinny body with big tits….before turning into a granny hipster dress wearing 40 year old with big tits….

I just googled her, she’s not even 35 yet…how the fuck does that make sense…but I guess any girl tainted by Jake Gyllenhaal, enemy of the site cuz he’s a pussy, is not worth paying attention to…except when it involves her big, full, round tits with hard nipples!

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2016

04

Mar

Romance at the Bus Stop and Other Videos of the Day

McDonald’s Worker Falls into Boiling Oil….

Drunk Woman Crashes into Checkerts

Fireman Puts Out Man on Fire…

Light Pole Takes Out a Woman

Woman in China – Beat – For Sleeping with A Married Man

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2016

04

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Diary of a Facebook Prisoner: Jesus Martinez

DAY 19 in Facebook Jail

I read this interesting stat on the internet today.

“90% of sexual assault charges are committed by the girl lying about the sexual assault”

Interesting stuff…I wish I could cross reference it with my social network…but I’m banned…and I realize Facebook is bland…

Except maybe today, where Trump talks about his dick size, Ted Cruz picks his nose and eats it and OJ’s murder weapon is found, but he can’t be retried even if it links to him….

I’m sure everyone I don’t care about has so much fun to say about things I don’t care about….

Here are some stepLINKS…

A Bunch of Cute Girls –
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Charlie Sheen – The Romantic
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Donald Trump / DUMPF on His Penis Size
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Caitlyn Jenner’s Ted Cruz Spokesperson…
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Abigail Ratchford – Whore
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Ted Cruz Booger Eater
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Katy Perry’s Cookie Dough Legs
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ANgelina Jolie Porn – That Is Just Her and a Bunch of Kids
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Keanu Reeves Shooting Up Shit for John Wick
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This is Called an Aussie Roll…I would have assumed an Aussie Roll involved a drunk Aussie girl in Thailand back backing trying to get out of some stranger she just had drunk sex with’s bed…
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25 People Who Are Not Quite Awake Yet
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Bad Lip Readhing – Ted Cruz
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2016

03

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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Diary of a Facebook Prisoner: Jesus Martinez

DAY 18.5 in Facebook Jail

Instagram deleted a pic of a girl in a bikini cuz my caption was “I just masturbated to this pic”

I JUST MASTURBATED TO THIS PIC as a caption gets your picture deleted on INSTAGRAM

What the fuck kind of world do we live in. There is no fucking freedom on this internet shit..

Remember…Instagram is owned by FACEBOOK and they are out to get me…The paranoia has set in…they are watching me…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Girls Who Aren’t Wearing bras…
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Fat Ashley Graham VS Cheryl Tiegs
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Kate Compton – Black Thong
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Irina Shayk in Paris
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The Pink Foam Dick on Canadian TV
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Man in Crab Costume Dances…
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Female Ghostbuster’s Trailer
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Katy Perry Tits….
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Beyonce Sucks…
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Pam Anderson on Parenting with Tommy Lee
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Angie Jolie and her Army….
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A Bunch of Redheads
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Margot Robbie at an Event
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Kid Gets a Hole in One
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Chopra Bitch on Set of Baywatch in a Tight Skirt
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Joanna Krupa Anti Wool Campaign…
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Jessica Alba Talks About Her Tits
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Amanda Seyfried – Hot Body
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Russian Dude Throws a Dog at a Polar Bear….Obviously Killing the Dog…Terrible
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Jennifer Garner Reads “Go To Fuck to Sleep”
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Jennifer Garner in Leggings
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Bai Ling is Everything
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Taylor Swift Pregnancy Watch
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Patti D’Arbanville Topless..
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One of the Kardashian’s Bending Over Her Car With her Ass Out
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Katy Perry for Hilary
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Magician and His Tricks
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Bad Lip Reading – Ted Cruz
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Daphne Joy Tight Shirt
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Diane Kruger See THrough
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Juno Temple Scares Me
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Elle Evans is Amazing…
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Girls in Beanies..
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Emma Stone Hits the Gym
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What Happens When You Die
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Phoebe Price in a Leotard Fitness
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Who is Melissa Rauch
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Kaley Cuoco’s Implants…
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Who is Olivia Holt
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Katy Perry HAwaiian Porn
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Random TUmblr Porn
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101 Asian Strippers
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Miss Reef Ass
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Body Painted Girl….
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Cute Girls…
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Flashing Chick
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Foot Job!!
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Good Neighbors…
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Hot Naked Bruette
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Olivia Rose is Everything…
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Shae Summers Big Tits…
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So Many Nude Selfie and Other Naked as Fuck Sluts in Naked Selfies of the Day
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