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2016

17

Feb

LeAnn Rimes and Her Tight Tush Tuesday of the Day

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I didn’t know Tight Tush Tuesday or #TightTushTuesday was a thing…but I did know that LeAnn Rimes was an all around country singing stage parented talent sensation that Christians fucking loved….and then she got married, cheated on her marriage, split up another marriage, and got fake tits….probably did some reality TV, hasn’t released an album in forever and if she did it would still do great because Christians are loyal and forgiving, so they might as well should be terrible people and ask for forgiveness at the end of it all, since Jesus will forgive….

Well now she’s doing Tight Tush Tuesday….

This is on some Tara Reid level of…broken…yet perfect…..so don’t fix it.

Magical

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2016

17

Feb

Kendall Jenner VS Twinks of the Day

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I don’t get in arguments with people when they say that Kendall Jenner is hot. Sure she looks a bit too much like her dad and has a lot too much of her mom’s ability to be prostituted in any way she needs to be to get what she wants despite being rich as fuck, in efforts to get richer as fuck, because when you’re a vapid cunt, with no soul or substance – money is all that fucking matters, it is what gives you credibility, respect, adorning fans, and thus a following you can convert into more money with ad deals and spokemodeling shit, despite being a virtual no one…because you’re rich and all it takes in America to be someone is to be rich – Just ask Trump (the obnoxious real estate agent, not the politician).

That said, at least she’s no doing gutter fucking booty campaigns like her pig sisters, and she’s actually taken her inherent athleticism and coupled it with her inherent fame whoring and took on high fashion…as a model, despite not being model quality..pretty much shitting on the luxury market with her name and that in and of itself is pretty funny…

But I guess what it comes down to is why not Kendall, sure she looks like an untrained, despite being trained amateur doing her awkward poses she’s been practicing in front of the mirror – since modeling is all she ever wanted to do…and why would she do anymore than that, when the family is such superficial – garbage – business hustling trash…it’s not like some Eastern European pulled out of a dumpster looking for her dinner is any more capable – just hungrier….all it really depends on is who’s out there promoting and selling you and in her case…it’s the whole fucking world…she’s top of the list…and here she is for Calvin Klein taking on some twinks like she was her dad at the gay bathouse…bareback.

Posted in:Kendall Jenner|SFW

2016

17

Feb

Britney Spears wants a Hot Nerd with a Big Penis of the Day

Britney Spears is looking for a hot nerd, who is also a really hot guy, with a real big penis.

I figure that I’d put this out there, but I am sure it’s more like dealing with a woman with dementia at the old folks home, so medicated, confused and all kinds of crazy that she doesn’t realize what the fuck she’s saying.

I am just hoping her next episode involves her stripping down and sticking things in her vagina and ass screaming bloody murder….

You know, she’s had one small scale episode before – we need more, with more mom pussy lip in it…

I think this is a preview of what that could be, but her team of handlers would never allow the actual fun, pervert Britney out, they need that money she makes them…and that’s the saddest thing of all in her Britney Spears story.

Posted in:Britney Spears|SFW

2016

17

Feb

Kylie Jenner for Richard Kern in Wonderland of the Day

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Kylie Jenner is one of the most famous creatures, and I use that word gently, I’ve seen her in person and she’s more of a horror movie monster, with pounds of fleshy stapled to her face in the form of BOTOX…at 18 and this one is the one I hope falls into serious drug addiction and fails terribly. She’s the Michael Jackson of the family, the Gary Coleman, the child star who has such a distorted sense of reality because she doesn’t remember when they were modest Los Angeles county living multi millionaires thanks to LIFE cereal and her mom fucking and getting knocked up by OJ Simpson…and his legal team.

Either way, this shoot for Wonderland magazine is a pretty big deal because the pictures are by Richard Kern, who may not be a Helmut Newton or any other really celebrated photographer, but he is one of the original nude hipster photographers, probably in his 50s or 60s, who has never been accused of being a Terry with the girls, but who is still an old creep that hangs out with young girls and shoots them naked for a bunch of things, like his own pervert “art” books and Vice Magazine, with a feature called “Shot By Kern” that had both hot and disgusting girls, before Vice became part of MTV or FOX or whoever the fuck bought VICE turning it into the mainstream packaged as ALTERNATIVE shit it is….

Doesn’t matter, because we haven’t seen the pics yet, she may not even be naked but for those of you who know creepy photographers, you know that when all they want is a girl naked, it’s not about the art – but rather about them jerking off to the outtakes, and of course they act like it’s not, they want you to come back for more and tell your friends how professional the motherfucker is so he get more and more outtakes of naked 18-20 year olds, shooting them all fucking day….

I’ll post the pics when they happen.

Posted in:Kylie Jenner|SFW

2016

17

Feb

Hailey Clauson for Zoey Grossman of the Day

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I feel like I’ve probably posted these Hailey Clauson pictures by Zoey Grossman because I follow Zoey Grossman on social media and I was on the front lines of my instagram feed – fighting the good fight – when Hailey Clauson the SI cover girl was making her comeback from doing something that should have blacklisted her…

Because she posed slutty at 16 with her dad on set, and Urban Outfitters published the slutty pics and created a whole controversy that I assume was staged, because if it wasn’t no one would ever work with the bitch again, and they do…..because she’s good in pics…I hear massive in person…

Either way, in that comeback she did LOVE and LEMONS and SHe shot with Terry and She showed Areola for Flaunt and She DID Agent Provocateur and GUESS? and she even did a photoshoot with YU TSAI from Sports Illustrated, I guess paving the way for her SI cover HERE …and TO SEE THE REST OF THE HER SPORTS ILLUSTRATED ISSUE CLICK HERE

Here are some more pics of HAILEY CLAUSON – because people like her…
CLICK HERE

Posted in:Hailey Clauson|SFW

2016

17

Feb

Straight Women TOuching Straight Women Vag for the First Time of the Day

The internet is a crazy place filled with stupid social experiments that I guess aren’t always that bad – but still annoy me – because they are fucking dumb even if I like, no, love vaginas and everything to do with vaginas…..

So this is some pervert girl letting straight girls touch her nasty manhandled vagina – and I hope she made them hand sanitize….

So this mechanical, zero sexy video where girls made the weirdest references like that she feels like summer,or a baed good, and it is all kinds of really fucking awkward….

Even though everyone knows that girls are all fucking lesbian vagina lovers….and girls all want to suck each other’s pussies…and based on my experiences girls can very easily not be turned on by having their pussies touched…if you got turned on by the actress her name is Tara Barry and THEIR FACEBOOK and I want the outtakes because I need proof vaginas were touched, this is too easy to fake

Posted in:SFW|Videos

2016

17

Feb

Brazil Beach Sex and Other Videos of the Day

Random Building Collapses

God Hated this Performance

Wife Didn’t Like her Husband on Valentine’s Day

The Old Mannequin Head Prank

Drunk Monkey on a Rampage

Woman Gives Birth and Abandon’s Baby inBathroom

Naked Girl Gets Arrested!

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2016

17

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Diary of a Facebook Prisoner: Jesus Martinez

DAY 4 in Facebook Jail

It’s been 4 days since my facebook ban. Not one person has messaged or emailed me to see if I am ok. To see if I am dead. To see if I am stuck in the fucking well of a tree after a day of mountaineering. Nothing.

No one has issued a search party, missing persons report, nothing.

I feel like Anne Franck, locked in exile, only the Nazis aren’t coming, no one is coming, because no one even noticed I am gone and they don’t visit the site to check in. Their heads are up their own asses as they sit their figuring out how to word a status based on how offended they were at the grocery store or whatever.

I feel so alone but realize that it is Facebook’s illusion of superficial companionship and conversation that has made my real life relationships cease to exist.

I also feel that real life relationships are far more exciting and interesting…when I don’t know every annoying piece of garbage soundbite that enters a person’s head over the last few years.

It’s like people aren’t so bad when it’s a “Hello, do you want fries with that”….or a “Hello, how are you today”….

Facebook prison…is the most beautiful place in the world…

Here are some morning Links…in the morning…

Hot Asses – Do the Shelfie
CLICK HERE

Paul McCartney Couldn’t Get Into Tyga’s Grammy Party….Yes..
CLICK HERE

Dog Sled Cat
CLICK HERE

Halle Barry Tits for Oscar…
CLICK HERE

Bruce Jenner Looks Delicate
CLICK HERE

Bella Thorne Bikini!
CLICK HERE

Girls in Bed
CLICK HERE

Oiled Up Tennis Stars
CLICK HERE

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2016

16

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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Diary of a Facebook Prisoner: Jesus Martinez

DAY 3.5 in Facebook Jail.

Not checking into my FACEBOOK has proven to be enlightening. Not only have I been able to focus on my hobbies like hard drinking, quilting, and baking Vegan sugar free treats, but I’ve also not been distracted by repetitive whining content from people posting status updates….about the same shit….annoying me without even realizing it.

Being banned from FACEBOOK has given me a silo, that may be lonely to some, but that has zero personal opinions of people I don’t give a fuck about…and it’s totally fucking refreshing.

I may never go back to that cycle of nonsense, brain washing, manipulating me with targeted ads and content.

I wonder if the world will follow…and Here are some stepLINKS…


Girls Tug on Clothes
CLICK HERE

Slut of the Day
CLICK HERE

Samathana Hoopes Ass Cheeks in Winter
CLICK HERE

Kardashians’ Tits…are Terrifying…
CLICK HERE

Jessica ALba Bra of the Day
CLICK HERE

Game of Thrones Tits in a Red Dress
CLICK HERE

Dog Cat
CLICK HERE

Father Saves Son from Near Death Experience
CLICK HERE

Mariah Carey -> PORN -> But Not really
CLICK HERE

Ciara Grammy’s Tit
CLICK HERE

Japan’s Ice Village
CLICK HERE

Thief Gets Caught
CLICK HERE

Lookin’ Good Moscow!
CLICK HERE

Rihanna Boycots the Grammys
CLICK HERE

Fan Girls of the Day
CLICK HERE

Girl Falls Throat Fuck Taste Test…
CLICK HERE

Fat Adele
CLICK HERE

Mariah Carey’s Contrived Billionaire Kiss
CLICK HERE

Ava Sambora’s in a Bikini
CLICK HERE

Taylor Swift Targets Kanye West in her Grammy Speech….
CLICK HERE

Megan Fox Leggings!
CLICK HERE

Kim Kardashian VS Spandex
CLICK HERE

Katy Perry and Taylor Swift Hate Each Other
CLICK HERE

Chloe Grace Isn’t Hot
CLICK HERE

Rihanna See Through
CLICK HERE

Hannah Ferguson’s Hot for SI Swim
CLICK HERE

Gigi Hadid Braless
CLICK HERE

Miranda Kerr is Not Pregnant
CLICK HERE

Alec Baldwin VS TMZ
CLICK HERE

Hypnosis Fail
CLICK HERE

Frida Aasen in Lingerie
CLICK HERE

Yenitza Munoz is a Whore in the Ocean
CLICK HERE

Johnny Depp – Playing Guitar…
CLICK HERE

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From stepSMUT!! LINKS BELOW ARE VERY NSFW!
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Random Tumblr Porn
CLICK HERE

Big Tits Playing Pool Topless
CLICK HERE

Huge Tit Nude Selfie and Other Naked as Fuck Sluts in Naked Selfies of the Day
CLICK HERE

We All Need the D – Ad of the Day
CLICK HERE

Hot Redhead
CLICK HERE

10 Wtf Momentz
CLICK HERE

Dude in a Bikini…
CLICK HERE

Amteur Party
CLICK HERE

Are These Bruce Jenner TIts!!
CLICK HERE

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INSTAGRAM | FACEBOOK | TWITTER | TUMBLR | SNAPCHAT

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Posted in:stepLINKS

2016

16

Feb

Hailee Steinfeld’s Possible Nipple of the Day

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Hailiee Steinfeld was jailbait once, and now she’s showing nipple, nipple that not at all exciting, at least not to me…I find her big…boring…but I guess I feel that way about everyone so that’s not entirely fair to her.

It’s like if a motherfucker is a homo and hates all pussy, it doesn’t make the pussy all bad, not that I’m a homo, but every dude who comes to this site thinks I must be one, because why would anyone care about posting this bullshit who is straight, unless they are into these bitches, and why would any straight guy not think all nipples are wonderful…but the truth is, the nipple isn’t the issue, it’s the cunt it’s attached to, and not the cunt I’d obviously eat, but the cunt as a whole, the personal brand, the Hailiee Steinfeld…from the movies…with money and celebrity – but why…she’s not all great…

I guess what I’m saying is I have fucking standards in the smut being shoved down our throat and the people the kids of tomorrow are looking up to thanks to shitty Pitch Perfect movies…and her song about masturbating that she didn’t even write…

It’s like stop giving these talentless, overrated girls love…but I can’t cuz hating on them is how I make my dot com billions – internet money. Go fuck yourself…

SHOUT OUT TO FAHD FOR SENDING IT IN….HE’S GOT A GOOD EYE FOR THE TIT…..

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS
CLICK HERE

TO SEE EVERYTHING GRAMMY – BECAUSE I HATE THE GRAMMYS AND I DON’T WANT TO WRITE MORE ABOUT THE GRAMMYS
CLICK HERE

Posted in:Hailiee Steinfeld|SFW