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2016

09

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

Some dude asked me if I could find him dead bodies to fuck, preferably 16 year olds because it is not being a creepy sex offender, it’s just creepy, because they are dead. I am not even joking that is the kind of person I actually connect with online…

We’ll just hope he’s joking and not working at a funeral home.

Here are some stepLINKS…

Slutty Fan Girls of the Day
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Megan Fox Bitches About Turning 30 – Even Though Her Face is Rebuilt
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Kendall Jenner’s Panty Flash
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Kristen Stewart May Be Dating Liam Neeson…
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Tom Hardy’s Dick
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Hayden Panettiere’s Big Implants Do Christina Aguilera Lip Sync
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Frency Morgan is the Best Low Level Famewhore from the Late 90s Failing
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Kaley Cuoco’s Abs
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Instant Karma Road Rage!
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Blossom Flashes Piers Morgan…Weird
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Girls Tugging on Clothes
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Triumph Speaks to PC College Students
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Emma Watson Dating a Dot Com Nerd
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Laziest Laborer
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Gwen Stefani Bra Peak
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Hilary Duff Thick Fucking Thigh…they Call Her White Beyonce.
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Taryn Manning is Suing NYC
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Morena Baccarin Pregnant….
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Matt Damon Tells Leo There are Easy Ways to Make Movies….
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Annalynne McCord Nipples
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Nasty Famewhore Ana Braga in Valentine’s Day Lingerie
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What’s Inside a Giant Rubber Band Ball
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Giraffe Deepthroats a Pole
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Beyonce Shouts Out the Black Panthers – Who Cares
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Ben Stiller’s Female Viagra Ad…
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Some Chick Named Abby Champion in a Bikini
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Lia Marie Johnson in Black Panties
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Brittany Palmer White Trash Dress
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Asians Will Eat Anything
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Edita Vilkeviciute Topless
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Ellie GOulding NUPPLES
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Ciara is Suing FUture for Saying SHe’s a Bad Mom – What?
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Steph Davis Nip Slip
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Pregnant Anne Hathawy
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Blake Lively at Deadpool Event
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Some Chick Showing Off her Gun Skills
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Camille Rowe in Tights
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Tongue in Mouse Trap!
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Ashley James Big Tits
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Lena Dunham is so Feminist She Cancels Events Due to Pussy Issues
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Ashly Benson for Flaunt
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Hot Selfies
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A Dude in Florida Tried to Pay for a Coffee with a Gator
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Hot Masturbating Masturbator Of the Day
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Some Hot Girl Flashing…
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Sex Toy Face Smack
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Bi Polar Bobby Get’s Knocked Out
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10 WTF moments in Porn
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Just Some Dykes
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Slut of the Day
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Naked as Fuck Sluts in Naked Selfies – Naked Selfies of Sluts…
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2016

09

Feb

Selena Gomez in Lingerie of the Day

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Selena Gomez may be famous, but she’s still a fucking bottom feeder. She’s the kind of girl who doesn’t have a strong management team and everything she does seems like it is insecure, confused, and is just poorly executed.

She’s produced movies like Springbreakers and made a fucking fortune of that and instead of following that “let’s make good content”…she’s on this popstar singing kick…god knows why other than ego….

When promoting that, she’s focused on pandering to her pervert fans who have been into her since she was 15 and working for Disney…by doing weird Pedophilic photoshoots dressed like “Little Bo Peep” or some shit…or following more famous popstars and instagram models around like a fucking latch on piece of shit…the annoying younger sister…still getting a bit of the action but still failing compared to them…

And when all else fails…she pulls the fucking “LUPUS” card…the “I am on steroids” or “I am undergoing CHEMO”…because LUPUS is a serious deadly disease…but when used in marketing nonsense is low level, spoiled brat marketing…

Either way, she’s in panties for LOVE magazine.

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2016

09

Feb

Willa Holland’s Ass and Tits Flash for Instagram of the Day

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Willa Holland is some born in Hollywood, connected in Hollywood, stepfather a huge director in Hollywood, her mom apparently the kind of woman who dates and marries huge director’s in Hollywood, her godfather Spielberg…her career based on the nepotism or the insular nature of Hollywood having enough talent bred in talent surrounded by talent to give work to than the whole social media talent that breaks into Hollywood now that social media exists since the world should be more democratic and we all deserve a fair shot…and social media is the only thing that comes close to that….it is also a platform for the connected girls to try to really be themselves, because they are exhibitionists, they are raised in the industry and thus have no souls, are damaged as rich girls are…and they too can play along with “getting followers”…using ass and tits…

This is Willa Holland’s take on that…because like other instagram characters..she’s a “photographer”…

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2016

09

Feb

It’s So Easy for 40 Year Old Bella Thorne of the Day

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I find it funny, that a relatively unknown actress, from some show that only pervert dad’s forced to watch would know, has managed to break through on social media…to the point where all she has to do is post her fit body in workout gear and the blogs and dudes go nuts…

I am convinced she’s 40 and trolling all of us, showing us how easy it is to make it, but even if she is 18, it’s still a fucking troll that people are freaking out over her, she’s not that exciting or interesting, but yet everyone loves her…I blame her tits….those goddamn tits..

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2016

09

Feb

Ava Sambora Figured Out Instagram of the Day

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I would assume that Ava Sambora is a emotionally stunted, even go as far as call her broken, rich girl who has everything but normalcy.

Her mother a model turned actress (I use that word loosely)….Heather Locklear…who was passed around from rocker to rocker in the 90s, a rock groupie, ending up on Richie Sambora…and her dad Richie Sambora…who spent her life touring and fucking groupies who were like her mom but werent her mom. It’s the rock and roll way..

Well she’s on some get famous kick and people only talk about her when she’s in bikinis, so she’s giving the people what they want to pave her own identity even though she’ll always be the daughter of those two late 90s idiots…and she’s taking it seriously…even getting hair and make-up done before the big instagram shoot…right..

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2016

09

Feb

Soekie Gravenhorst Nipple for Interview Magazine of the Day

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So Playboy doesn’t do nudity anymore…but Interview Magazine does…makes sense…

While Playboy goes on to be the next Maxim Magazine or FHM….while peddling the most gutter of models naked as their “Playboy Cyber Girls”….dudes who like jerking off to editorial photoshoots…are forced to turn to fashion magazines…that only do nudity because Playboy paved the way for them. What a joke. They’ll be back to naked in one issue.

Here’s a preview of their centerfold or covergirl or Playmate – what a fucking JOKE…seriously…what this non nude Playboy shit…Who the fuck is going to buy this bullshit…advertisers? Right..It’s called instagram – we can see hotter pics on instagram idiots…

Let’s stick to non men’s mag nudity…because this is about them, it’s abotu Andy Warhol’s celebrity obsessed magazine, that none of you care about…but it features a shaved head model named Soekie Gravenhorst, fron Denmar, not even hot but who like the feminist I was talking to who doesn’t shave her body hair for feminism, but she does shave her head for feminism, even though head shaving takes more effort…is showing nipple and this motherfucker…likes nipples on feminists…it’s a solid movement…

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2016

09

Feb

Ashley Benson Fitness Icon of the Day

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I am not sure if you know this but Ashley Benson is a fitness leader…I mean that’s the impression I am getting when watching her fitness videos on instagram for her absurd amount of fans, because TV, in the event you didn’t know, still has a stamp of approval on these instagram social media whores that makes them stand out from the other social media whores….allowing them to command bigger budgets when they promote protein powders or skinny teas…

The fact is that Ashley Benson is not actually fit, she’s a tubby thing with big tubby tits and a nice thick double chin….but if she works out on social media like Kate Upton people are dumb enough to believe that she’s actually just muscular in this love your body, no body shaming, body positive world that has allowed her to be celebrated…because dudes jerking off to her are married to fatter chicks…making this seem thin…right..

I just remember being introduced to this character for the first time, it was in Springbreakers because I assumed Harmony Korine would deliver, seeing as I thought he was interesting in 1997, only to see 4 chubby girls in bikinis….everything Spring Break probably is…but everything I don’t want it to be…and apparently 3 years later…not much has changed…but she’s still got the tits. It’s a benefit of being overweight.

I guess what it comes down to is – at least she’s trying, thanks to cyberbullying pushing her in the right direction, and it’s better than her getting fat transfers or wearing waist shaping corsets like all these other instagram sluts.

Here she is in leggings – looking hot…even though I hate her sloppy..

Here she is for Flaunt magazine:

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2016

09

Feb

Emilia Clarke’s Pushing Up them Tits of the Day

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Emilia Clarke is some Game of Thrones actress, and you know how that works out for a girl when she’s on some Fantasy Sci/Fi shit that features dragons and Fairies and other ComicCon type things….and that’s pretty fucking well…

From a young age, I remember seeing the kids at my high school up on some Dungeons and Dragons shit, and when I did my High School equivalency a decade later, back when I was into self improvement, I saw the kids playing Magic the Gathering, and when I went to college in the late 90s for a semester or two in video production to become a pornographer, something I never did even though it’d be easy…there was a Sci/Fi Fantasy club where the weirdest fucking late 90s Tank Girl dressed weirdos would make me fell uncomfortable with their unshowered smell of stale sperm and the one girl they passed around…wearing their trench coats, staging foam sword battles, with likeminded weirdos…pre internet..and that is that those dudes are so passionate and loyal to their cause…in their weirdness that they have no grasp of social norms…meaning their obsessive compulsive disorder sees no limits…and their love for these bitches sees no limits…and the good thing is they just jerk off to her rather than know where she lives as love makes people do weird thing…and love makes weirdos in love with a girl because of her character – make WEIRDER shit..

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2016

09

Feb

Amanda Murphy in Lingerie for Stella McCartney of the Day

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Amanda Murphy is a model who I follow…along with 5000 other models…because I am all about these girls fighting for fame and fortune by posting half naked pics on social media because more often than not the top 10 percent of them actually get work and can very easily live off their instagram through either a career of their own or a rich guy…or BOTH…

Point being, she’s from Chicago. She horseback rides and I guess you’d be happy for her to ride you with those strong legs but it won’t happen…unless this modeling thing doesn’t work out for her and she has to fall back on her RADIOLOGY TECH profession she’s chose…and you happen to stake out the hospital she works out and break a limb in hopes that she’d fall for you – when she’s more the kid who goes for the doctors…not that she’ll ever work as a RADIOLOGY TECH….because these girls are all the same…especially when they are featured in VOGUE and now Stella McCartney underwear…

She’s not famous yet, but she’s lovely…and will probably end up dating a famous dude…

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2016

09

Feb

Candice Swanepoel’s Great Ass of the Day

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I posted a bunch of VS modeling pics featuring Candice Swanepoel’s old, boring, experienced ass…

But for some reason I didn’t most the one where her and some other model are standing off like a couple of bucking wild animals or primates in some battle of territory…with their asses pushed up to the air…making their asses look rounder and more amazing than they probably are…in a threesome you’ll never have…unless you’re a big film producer and the answer to making them Hollywood stars after this whole VS thing fizzles..not that Candice is allowed to do anything besides VS…they own her…you know like her South African family owned black people…but as long as they produce pics like this…I’m ok with that..

Here are the pics I already posted…