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Sara Sampaio Shows Off her Pussy in Tight Pants Under the Guise that it is a Fitness Video of the Day

Industry Flesh Puppet Jessica Alba Propagandizes for the Machine of the Day

Sydney Sweeney is Glamour’s Woman of the Year of the Day

Paige Spiranac Feeling Herself Up of the Day

Margaret Qualley is Hot for an Ugly Chick of the Day

2016

Feb

Australian Sex Worker by Art Provocative of the Day

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I love sex workers, not because I’m a misogynist who finds pleasure in reducing a woman to just her genitals that I stick my dick in..

But because I am a feminist who believes a woman can control her body, is in charge of her body and can take advantage of men with her sexuality and her body and get paid.

Every time I higher a low level hooker, as she is all I can afford I tell her, through her toothless, rancid, drug addict haze that I appreciate what she’s doing for the feminist movement..

Now, I don’t have the budget or resources to fuck with actual escorts and sex workers who are clean, in charge, and most importantly part of the porno generation who know that rich men want hot girls and will pay hot girls for companionship, especially when they are married. I don’t know the girls who provide that high caliber fantasy for men. But I totally get why they do it, it’s not quite porn, it’s not quite low level stripping, and it fucking pays….

Go Feminism!

So this is the kind of Escorts available for rich men in Australia…and she’s amazing…look at that body…those tits…blown away..and the fact is if I was rich enough – I could make that literal making it so much hotter.

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2016

Feb

Chelsea Handler’s Naked Ass of the Day

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Cheslea Handler makes me laugh, not because she’s an aggressive Jewish comedian who moved to LA with an ego and willingness to make it in the entertainment industry, only to end up the bottom feeding insult comic, because it’s easy and she probably looked good enough for the right producer to listen, you know the kind of guy who found her rancid, razor tongues, annoying voiced bitch behavior hilarious – giving her her own show…that got canceled…

Which has let to her naked on social media, in her 40s, depsite being willing to be naked on TV in her 20s, when we wanted to see it. I guess that marketing has worked, because it draws attention to her instagram, and possibly pushes to her NETFLIX show, that I watched 3 minutes of before saying “fuck I hate this bitch”….

She’s got this “Get naked people will notice” marketing campaign down…spread that message to all..But what I really hate is that I’m into her ass…I think she’s got a great ass..and everything in my soul, brain, my spirit, my person wants me to hate it…but shit…it’s round and perky like her fake tits and if you just rip out her vocal chords, she’s worth a fuck..even though she’s old…and this is almost fucking with me, but the truth is I have no standards and would fuck a dead raccoon on the side of the road if it didn’t have maggots and my boner still worked…

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2016

Feb

Kylie Jenner’s Sloppy 18 Year Old Fat Chick Ass of the Day

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Kylie Jenner posted this picture of her ass, a genetically modified ass, that based on her face we can assume was created in a lab when she got fat transfers from her chubby belly to her ass giving her that good, artificial looking waistline, that all these instagram models have…it is part of their family tradition, they like the surgeries and giving the illusion that they’re beautiful women. Just as her dad.

Point being, at 18, she’s got a doughy face, that looks like she’s “THE MASK”….and not the JIM CARRY mask…the Cher MASK about the kid with the facial issues circa 1984…and her ass is the same kind of mess, but instead of being the social media whore she is, I’d much rather she be the pornstar that made them…a little black on white girl because black guys like white girls…hip hop fame while the other one goes for the white crowd…so calculated…like livestock in the famewhore farm…disgusting..

Here’s one of them pantsless…

Posted in:Kylie Jenner|SFW

2016

Feb

Naked Guy Beat Up By Security And Other Videos of the Day

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Drunk Guy on the Bus…

Superbowl Brawl…

Robber Gets Punched in the Face in a Robbery Attempt

Saudi Boy Accidentally Fires Off Gun…

Spider Dance Freaks me the FUck Out….

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2016

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Begging girls to send me pics of their pussies, or to masturbate or even fuck in video for me, or to even let me listen to them masturbate is so immature….like high school games

Yet I do it anyway….every day….

As a 45 year old man, I get into Tantrum “you never send me anything you tease mode”….and the entire time I feel pathetic…”how is this me”…until I get the pics of their pussies, the videos of masturbation and/or to listen to them masturbate…making it all ok…

Yes my life is drink and sext…and links…it’s what I do…

Here are some links..

Girls in the Gym
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Bai Ling – in Pink Monkeys
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Tongue VS Mouse Trap
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Jaimie Alexander in Spandex…
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The Candice Swanepoel Pics of the Day
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Olivia Munn is the Fucking Worst…
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Spider Attacks a Guy’s Hand…
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Kylie Jenner is Worse in Video
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Beyonce’s Legs are Too Thick to Want to Wrap Around My Neck
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Johnny Depp was Mean to Leo
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Road Rage Incident
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Girls in Sports Bras…are Grls
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2016

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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I wonder how many people have had period sex fetish because it makes them feel like their small dick is devirginizing the hooker on her period they paid extra to have sex with – you know to satisfy their devirginizing fetish..

I bet more than you’d expect…

My pick up line this weekend was “I would never call you a cum dumpster but I’d like to cum in you like you were one”….which was received by a feminist terribly…where she went onto call me all calls of feminist hate speak to which I responded “why don’t you go home, masturbate, and claim you raped yourself two days later”….it went over so well…that I am predicting we’d start a family if she wasn’t scared of dick…even small clit like buried in my fat pouch dick….

Romance…Tis the Season…the Most Depressing Time of Year…for love…

Here are some stepLINKS…so many stepLINKS…my stepLINKS…..

Huge Tits…
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Eli Manning is a Meme…an Excited Meme
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Hayden Panettiere Does Christina Aguilera on Lip Sync Battle
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Jaimie Alexander in Spandex
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Ariel Winter is Fat
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Beyonce SuperBowl Poop Stance…
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Some Viral Conan Monolgoue at the NFL Honors
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Beyonce will Die One Day – Thank God…
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Hugh Jackman has SKin Cancer
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Hot Enough UFC Fighter…
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Sara Jean Underwood Photos
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Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom are Dating – Because He’s Gay and She’s got a Dick
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Bikini a Day Girls in Bikini
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Kylie Minogue in Concert
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I Repeat – Guy Uses Fork Lift to Help Girl in Truck
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Slut of the Day
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Bella Hadid – Tits in a Shirt
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Beyonce is the Worst..
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Nicole Kidman in Harper’s Bazaar
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Lady Gaga’s Thick Saliva of the DAy
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Amber Rose in Spandex
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Some Creep Speed Draws Scar Jo
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Lingerie Sugar Baby Of the Day
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Ashley James – Huge TIts
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Godon Joseph Levitt in his Underwear
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Carrie Underwood in Concert
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Everyone Likes that This Bitch Thinks Coldplay is Maroon 5
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Patient Cat of the Day
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Pokeies at the Zoolander 2 Premiere
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Taylor Swift and Gigi Hadid Get Their Nails Done
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Guys Transporting a Sofa
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Creepy Miley Buys herself a third multi million dollar home in the LA area – this time in Malibu Next Door to her Fiance / Ex Fiance..
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Helen Mirren Tits…
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Japan Zoo Holds Escaped Zebra Drill..
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Girl Making Ugly Faces is Actually Hot
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Entertaining Hersel on her Way to Work…
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Arianny Celeste UFC Titty..
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Lily Rose Depp Backtracks Being a Lesbian
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Mom Used to be a Raver
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Base Jump 360…
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Rahel McAdams Ass in a Tight Dress
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Woman Drives Through Building
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Ashley Tisdale Walking Dog!
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Crane Collapses in New York…
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Rachel McAdams Has No Bra On
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Casey Anthony Wants to Open a Photography Business
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Beyonce’s a Racist – Here’s Her New Song
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Johnny Depp was Rude to Leo
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So Many Thigh Gaps!
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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WTF Moments in Porn
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Hot Nude Sunbather
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Landing Strip of the Day
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So Many Slutty Cam Girls Who Get Naked For Free….It’s Addictive…You’ve Been Warned…
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Lexi Belle and her “Pinky Fresh Nipples”
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Cereal Asshole
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Some Low Level Actress Titty Flash
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Redhead of the Day….
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Naked as Fuck Sluts in Naked Selfies – Naked Selfies of Sluts…
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Blonde Sluts are Dangerous
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2016

Feb

Gigi Hadid and the Day Vogue Paris Died of the Day

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It’s probably not the first time the Vogue Paris has sucked the dick that is instagram rich kid fame, you know giving it the orgasm and stamp of approval it thinks it deserves, because it is rich and that’s the power the rich have….

But this Gigi Hadid naked for Vogue Paris will get them noticed, will get them followers, will generate buzz, will make advertisers happy to get more views, will make GIGI sponsors happy to give her more credibility, will spin her story in the right direction all while giving her more of an ego her being a spoiled brat has…and I don’t care who says she’s nice, or professional or well behaved….I just know the is perpetuating a bad trend..when we should give poor people work, they’re cheaper and hotter….just visit any stripclub..

Posted in:Gigi Hadid|SFW

2016

Feb

Some New Miley Cyrus Nude Outtakes of the Day

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Miley Cyrus is a fascinating talent. She is so authentic in everything she does. She is a revolutionary…an artist…and future generations look onto her like we look at the great philosophers of the Roman Empire….because by that time, the damage she has done that may only cause a ripple in the metaphorical pond that is our society….will contribute to the fall of society…leaving us a ball of half retards flashing our tits after drinking too much cough syrup…after ripping off something they say on Tumblr..

According to my sources…Miley Cyrus is “a sexual being”…according to me, she’s just pandering to a PC gender-less pile of idiots…who turn to her as their leader in the LBGQT movement…and here she is crawling on all four for pop culture…like a fetish porn…but a pop star…so innovative…

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2016

Feb

Bella Thorne’s Braless I think of the Day

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I doubt this 40 year old is Braless, 40 year old tits, when pretending to be 18, probably need support…

Whatever it is she’s doing, I think it’s safe to say that she is definitely working it and loving the attention she’s getting from all the pervert dudes who follow her every move – mainly on snapchat – hoping she’ll slip up and get overexcited by her fame and either send her audience,who when big enough feels invisible, trust me I know….or maybe my audience is just invisible…or more importantly, that she’ll slip up and send her boyfriend who she’s tonguing some pussy videos – that she accidentally pushes to her story…

Either way, people are fucking loving her…I don’t get it but I guess a hot redhead is like some rare thing, so rare it must be celebrated as most gingers make non-gingers want to throw the fuck up.

Here she is tonguing her bf video:

Here she is dancing…

Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW

2016

Feb

“Celebs” Who Did Superbowl Things of the Day

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Despite Coldplay’s horrible British weirdness, The SuperBowl is the biggest sporting event in America, and there’s nothing more American than the entertainment industry, filled with fame whores and people they’ve made celebrities out of, you know the overly rich people, living the good life, the Glamourous life, the access to everything life, pretty much mocking the common man in his shitty debt filled life who obsesses over them and buys into the fantasy that is their absurdity….and excess..

So while you were watching a TV you financed, on cable bill you owe money on, being fed marketing messages by advertisers, making you want to buy things you don’t need, while eating shitty food that will lead to your premature death..

These bitches were naturally events, high profile – invite only events surrounding the Superbowl…

Here’s the highlights….

Ashley Greene…the girl who pretended to be a virgin despite being Florida trash who turned famous and we all know how that happens…