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Industry Flesh Puppet Jessica Alba Propagandizes for the Machine of the Day

Sydney Sweeney is Glamour’s Woman of the Year of the Day

Paige Spiranac Feeling Herself Up of the Day

Margaret Qualley is Hot for an Ugly Chick of the Day

2016

Jan

Genevieve Morton is Less Fat of the Day

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Genevieve Morton had the sads that she was getting old, and that her run with Sports Illustrated, which was 90 percent of the media she got and what she was known for was coming to an end…..so she started emotionally eating, it was a way to compete and repackage herself as a body positive model, while Kate Upton was pulling it off, it seemed like the natural thing for big tits to do…

Well I saw hope, I saw a delicate flower that just needed watering, so I decided to post really mean fat posts on her, so that when she went to eat that cake or sandwich, she’d think…”the internet makes fun of me”…

This is why bullying works…if the person doesn’t end up killing herself..first..

And in getting healthy, she found love, a boyfriend who she works out with and now looks better than ever…posting topless pics not TOPPLES SPICS on instagram…and it’s safe to say, despite being SOuth African, which is generally the worst kind of entitled…she’s magical…so love her.

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2016

Jan

Ava Sambora’s Amazing Tween Bikini Body of the Day

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This is what happens when you mix the DNA of a cheesy rocker in one of the world’s best selling band, Richie Sambora of Bon Jovi fame….with some groupie slut who was smart enough to become a model before instagram…who probably worked for very little or free…just to call herself a model..in efforts to fuck all the rockstar cock she could…because it was the 80s and 90s and that’s what these bitches were into..they were the overpaid DJs and vine stars… of their generation….

Well, like all the rich kids and celebrity kids she too wants her own personal brand, celebrity, and instagram following, because it’s so cool to feel wanted and validated by the public when you have everything else you’re bratty rich kid ass wants…even access to jobs…

So she’s posting bikini pics, that’s what they do….tits get hits…especailly when you look 14, despite being 18…

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2016

Jan

Bieber’s Pussy is Getting Aggressive of the Day

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Hailey Baldwin has been fucking Justin Bieber since before she was 18. ‘

I was at her 18th birthday party in some expensive house in LA, as I do, you know me and the Jenners having a pillow fight…ok I wasn’t there…but the party was put on by Bieber in a “I’m not going to jail for fucking this underage bitch, we got away with the scandal, that wouldn’t be a scandal, because she’s rich and her dad famous, despite being a weird Christian, wouldn’t press charges, because hollywood dads are the self involved weirdos who often do drugs with their kids because they are so damaged…

Well, I guess she laid down the law and decided it was time to put the pressure on him so he started posting pics of her to get more followers, and dude listened, because when you’re fucking a bitch amongst a bunch of bitches, you give her what she wants…as she whines for it…to shut her up…even if she’s uneventful, boring, and probably not a girl he still fucks consistently, but who is trying to extort him….and it’s working…because men are weak…

I guess when she’s not extorting Bieber, she’s posting pics of her in a tight black dress.

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2016

Jan

Alana Blanchard in Lingerie for Stab of the Day

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Alana Blanchard is some surf chick from the 1990s, who I guess used to get noticed because her best friend was eaten by a shark, and when you’re the bikini next to the one-armed Jesus freak, the spotlight catches a bit of you and people say “who’s the chick with two arms, she’d be way better at giving double handjobs than one arm, plus she won’t always talk about having one arm, and the story, and the fear, in the most annoying way you know one-arm does”….and instead she’ll probably talk about how she’s using a handicapped girl for her personal gain…which is awesome…HANDICAPPED USERS HAVE NO SOULS….

Apparently they get half naked for photoshoots in lingerie, on some low level Glamour model shoot, with their Fiance or boyfriend or husband, giving it the cheesy Sears portrait, even low grade “I’m pregnant in love’ tackiness people do…

But there’s something about the winter that fucking sucks and I call it the freezing cold, being snowed in, hibernating with my shitty fat wife who has been stocking up on food for the last decade to make her fatter than a pile of shit to insulate her in our damp basement apartment…

A wife that I should shoot a romantic glamour shoot like this with…because it’d be hysterical…where this is just fucking weird.

Nice fake tits though, better surf ass…these are from 6 months ago…

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2016

Jan

Nicola Peltz Crotch Shot of the Day

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It always fascinates me when a rich kid uses her trust fund or allowance for good not evil. You see if my father was a billionaire who I knew I was going to inherit all the money from, I don’t think I would do much more than sleeping, fucking, and getting fucked up until dying a premature death…or at least trying to spend every last penny of my father’s fortune with private jets and instagram hookers who want in on that…

I would not be on instagram, showing my ass, or pussy in panties…basically crying for attention, or begging for friends and follows, in the most basic way…

That doesn’t mean I mind when billionaire booty does this kind of thing, I mean this type of thing is important to our existence, however, I do think it’s a little low hanging…

Let’s see what her dad thinks of it:

Based on that, I’ll assume he loves it, because he worked so hard and as a Jewish man, he clearly likes to have a good time with good looking women he can buy…so why want anything less for his daughter than to be that good looking woman rich men want to buy…or maybe he doesn’t even notice her….like most of the rest of the world…I mean she was in transformers once…who cares…crotch shot!

Posted in:Nicola Peltz|SFW

2016

Jan

AMy Schumer’s Furniture Designer’s New Marketing Plan of the Day

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I am a man and as a man I know that dudes have a capability to fuck anything…even the most disgusting of woman will have no problem getting a dick inside her….and some dudes just think it’s better than jerking off…or they are drunk….

So I have never been surprised when lifesize, broken face, disgusting body, even if she’s positive about her body, because I am also positive about her body, positive that it’s disgusting…

I’m not even going to get into her overrated and celebrated comedy that is making her a ton of fucking money and that people are eating up because it’s gone viral and she’s eating it up….because this is what she’s always wanted to prove to the world…

What I’m saying is that she’s garbage, and this dude pretending to love her realizes that, everyone realizes that, no one is really as stoked on her as the media lets on, especially not when it comes to fucking her, and if dudes out there actually fantasize about her broad, gross body, it’s safe to say they have a sexual disfunction, like they are the same guy who will fuck a farm animal..

Point of the story being, that this dude, is K-Fedding her. When you’re a furniture designer, who wants to get publicity, draw attention to your designs you’ve worked so hard on, and sell at high price tags, finding a fat rich chick who clearly no one has ever loved, even when using her as a cum rag in their masturbation that they eventually threw in the wash and forgot was ever a cum rag, because she was so keen on love, that it got annoying even if she let them fuck her up the ass on command, like a lost fucking puppy….

I know that there’s not enough alochol in the world to keep anyone happy fucking a monster…unless of course that monster is rich, famous and good for business, because she’s never had a boyfriend before and is so excited by it that she’ll promote the fuck out of the dude…

And I bed the dude pretends that he doesn’t want the publicity….BECAUSE HE WANTS THE PUBLICITY….like a sugar baby offering to pay for her dinner the first 4 dates to make the rich guy think SHE’S NOT IN IT FOR THE MONEY…

You’re all fucking stupid.

Posted in:Amy Schumer|SFW

2016

Jan

Sahara Ray’s Big Instagram Tits of the Day

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Sahara Ray’s first big topless shoot was a few years ago for a hipster pervert photographer named Purienne , for Lui, who was an instagram photographer before instagram, you know so he’s more legit than the other instagram models, because he probably uses an actual camera and knows how to take an actual picture, rather than just filtering the fuck out of a fucking picture…

Doesn’t matter…

Sahara Ray has this massive tits, and has gone onto be some crackhead, anorexic, big titty, Emily Ratajkowski, instagram model, who makes serious fucking money, and now she’s in Sugar Baby, LA Based, owned by rich guys who love instagram models, TREATS!

Showing tits, you’ve already seen….but she’s got over 1,000,000 followers…so she is obviously very very very important…

I don’t think she’s that interesting, but naked chicks….are naked chicks…you know…

Posted in:Sahara Ray|SFW

2016

Jan

Man Robs a Girl’s Mini Skirt….and Other Video of the Day

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Drunk Dude Takes a Shit and Falls into It

Worst Suicide Attempt Ever

Fisherman VS Marlin

Naked Man in St Peter’s Basilica

Cops in Colombia VS Guy with a Machete

Dude Gets Hit Over Head with a Shovel

Man in Wheelchair Crushed by Cement Truck

Chick Gets Thrown In Sewer

Drug Deal Gone Bad

Gay Bash in Brooklyn

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2016

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I spent my night at a college bar telling the girls at the college bar that I was a visiting professor…and when they asked why I was unshowered, why I smelled, and why I was making them buy me drinks with their allowances is….I convinced them it was something I learned in my PhD studies…that things don’t matter…they were blown the fuck away…because this generation – is an easy fucking sell.

I didn’t get any bathroom blowjobs like I felt I deserved, but a stripper looking girl asked me to go home with her to cuddle…and I’m pretty sure cuddling to 22 year olds means anal…

Here are some morning links.

Hot Girls Laying in Bed – With Tits
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Gargling Up Close in Slow Motion is Creepy
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Dildo Horns
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22 Offensive MEMES
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Lindsay Pelas has Stupid Tits..
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Sam Jackson on Why He Says Motherfucker
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UK SLUT TITS
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Some Cheesy Babe in Lingerie
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Zoe Kravitz Sheer Top
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Sylvie Meis Oiled Up in Spandex
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Kristen Stewart’s in a Tight Dress on Fallon
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Karl Lagerfeld Hid 21 Million Dollars from the Government…
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Chris Pratt’s English Accent
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Hot Girls in Dresses – Slutty Slutty Dresses
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2016

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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Sometimes…good things happen, like a girl you’ve wanted to see naked forever, accidentally sends you a pussy pic…

Other times…they don’t…like when one of your homies accidentally sends you jerk off videos…claiming it was meant for a tinder chick…

Here are some stepLINKS…

A Bunch of Great Fucking Asses
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The Tom Brady Gisele Semen Diet
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Girl Gets Destroyed by a Hurdle
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Crazy Fire Work
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Jennifer Lawrence on her Having Sex When She was a Teen
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Some chick Named Natalia Borges Applies Sunscreen
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Ice Skating on Freezing Rain WHAT…
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Quentin Tarantino’s Handprint Ceremony Happened…
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Olivia Palermo in a Bikini
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Cheesy Slut of the Day
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This is a Crazy Fucking Ass….
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Charlie Riina’s Nipple…
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Sabine Jemeljanova Page 3 Outtakes – TITS!
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Jessica Chastain – Boring as Fuck
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Rosie Huntington-Whitely in Glamour
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Racist as Fuck Star Bucks!
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Two Chicks from Arrow in Bikinis
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High School Basketball Coach VS Ref
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Sylvie Meis Bikini on the Beach
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So Much Christina Milian in a Bikini
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Kat Torres in Pink Lingerie
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Charlie Sheen Paid Blogs to Not Write Abotu His HIV
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Kris Jenner Makes Money of Rob Kardashian!!
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Chloe Grace Moretz in the Mean Streets
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Some Girl’s Great Ass
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Page 3 girls!
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Keri Russel is Knocked Up..
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Rita Ora’s Hard Nipples in a Bikini
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Disgusting YesJulz Nipple
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Lea Michelle’s Dead Boyfriend Would Love her Current Boyfriend
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Tina Majorino Revealing Shoot
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Conan Helps a Student Driver
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23 Awesome Fails
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Britney Spears Performing!
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The Closest Thing to Lingerie on Something you Can Fuck
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Random Tumblr Porn!
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So Many Slutty Cam Girls Who Get Naked For Free….It’s Addictive…You’ve Been Warned…
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Giant Soul Eating Vagina
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Hot Banana Sex of the Day
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Creeping on Hot Girls You Voyeur
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I Love Topless Miss Kentucky
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Check Out Some Great Asses
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Bromantic Fight!
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Hot Sluts Shopping Slutty and Naked in Stores Sluts
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Sexy Girls in the Woods
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Ebonee Davis Huge Naked Model Tits
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Armpit Fetish!
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The Most Ridiculous Tongue Ever
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So Many Selfies of SLuts…Naked Selfies of Sluts…
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