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2015

08

Dec

Bella Thorne is Working it of the Day

Bella Thorne is working the 18 year old turned 40 year old…or who is 40 years old…pretending to be 18…it’s good for business…no one likes 40 year olds..but everyone likes 18 year olds…even if they look like 40 year olds..

I know this is confusing…let me break it down…

Bella Thorne was born in 1970….

Bella Thorne’s family decides they don’t want to work the traditional life, and figure, “can you pretend to be 15″…

So they spend a decade going to auditions, and eventually it works out for them, possibly because of plastic surgery, but maybe because of the power of conviction..because everyone believes the lie….and I guess she’s liking the attention and flashing body parts, as people do when they finally make it…the more aggressive the pic, the more famous the chick in the pic gets…#SCIENCE….

I guess what it comes down to is that like you, 40 or 18, 18 or 40, as long as there is a nipple peaking out of bra on snapchat, I’m ok with it..because I’ve never met a nipple peaking out of a bra I haven’t liked….

Here she is at an event…wearing a bra…

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2015

08

Dec

Anna Tunhav in a Bikini for a Bikini Company of the Day

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Anna Tunhav is a Swedish model and she’s modeling bikinis for….wait for it…. a bikini company…

The problem with bikini companies is that there are too many of them…

The problem with bikini photoshoots is that they are all the fucking same…

The problem with models is that they don’t fuck me…

So when I look at these pics, all i see is problems..

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2015

08

Dec

Madison Reed’s Booty Sniff of the Day

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Who is Madison Reed…..according to wikipedia, Madison Reed was an American cabaret and ragtime performer who worked with Eubie Blake among others….

This is Eubie Blake….

Seems about right….

She should probably update that…but she’s too busy getting her ass sniffed by art, in what we could assume is a young hooker, trying to be cute and funny about her craft, knowing very well, she’d like the execs at Disney…sniff her ass….

What I am saying is this “joke”…is more of a “planting the seed, to give the right person the right idea, to help launch her career”…since as of today – the only Madison Reed is an American cabaret and ragtime performer who worked with Eubie Blake among others….

Posted in:Madison Reed|SFW

2015

08

Dec

Alessandra Ambrosio’s Harper’s Bazaar Kazakstan of the Day

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If you’re interested in Kazakstan fashions…here’s Alessandra Ambrosio, a lingerie model, being as slutty as she can for these Arabs / Russian / Asia border…becuase you don’t want to offend the wrong person and have them go shoot up your planned parenthood….

I would make a Kazakstan joke, but I think Borat built a fucking career on that, so we can just stare at Alessandra’s old mom face and remember that all things die.

Maybe it’s better that she’s in winter gear…you know save the half nakedness for the youth who have replaced her…

Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio|SFW

2015

08

Dec

Christina Milian is an Emoji Tits of the Day

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In case you didn’t know…Christina Milian is an attention seeking whore, trying out the whole instagram model angle of posting slutty pics to get noticed, seeing as she’s had a hit song, and written hit songs, and even hosts a TV show, as the secondary host…and no one gives a fuck about her…

So she might as well make an emjoi bra and an emoji face…that after much analysis…makes her look cuter and more interesting than she usually looks…

If you’re into black moms with fat tits…whoring…like some Houston stripper…here’s some Milian…and when looking at this, keep in mind, she’s got a lot of money and can just as easily not post nonsense about herself..

Posted in:Christina Milian|SFW

2015

08

Dec

Emily Ratajkowski’s Love Magazine’s Day 8 of the Day

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I am convinced there is going to be an end to the instagram model…

I am convinced that people are bored of all these no name girls posting aggressive pics…not because they are bored of the aggressive…as slutty as they can get without being porno….and deleted….disguised as fashion and art…because tits get hits…and in Emily Ratajkowski’s case, she’s been able to leverage her tits to a relatively legit career….she’s in actual movies..not very good movies but still in movies…all while having little to no talent…

But she has tits…

I don’t know how sustainable her career is, but she’s made over a million dollar with her tits, pretty good ROI when they only cost 5,000 dollars…

Right?

I mean this isn’t fashion or art, it’s cheesy porn I can’t jerk off to…almost embarassing…what the fuck is she doing….I guess trying to be relevant…and it’s worked…just like it did for Tila Tequila…

Boring….

Posted in:Emily Ratajkowski|SFW

2015

08

Dec

Adriana Lima Shows You How She Got Fat of the Day

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Adriana Lima is up on the “fat chicks get work” because she’s old…and being fat is on Trend…

I guess she wanted to show the new David Letterman how she got there….with Chicken Wings…

It’s convenient because she’s already established herself as a babe and a model…so this…..”fat chicks get the jobs”….”Fat chicks get celebrated for being fat, so why the fuck am I going to work out 8 hours a day for my millionss of dollars, when I can just eat as much as I fucking want and pretend it’s a feminist movement, for my millions of dollars…”….

She’s paid her dues to the patriarchy….let her be free…and show the world…

Lazy.

Posted in:Adriana Lima|SFW

2015

08

Dec

Chick Fight Titties in the Mud and Other stepNEWS of the Day

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Girl Sucker Punches Downs Syndome Dude

Naked in Casablanca

Kid VS Trampoline Cage

Car Mirror Thief Gets Instant Justice

Kids Beating a Dog in Bag

Bgggar Counting His Cash

SUV runs Down People and Unscatched Woman Takes Bite of Pizza and Walks Away

Security VS Shoplifters in Walmart

Strip Club SLap

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2015

08

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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It’s Christmas party season, time for bosses to fuck employees when wife’s are at home with the kids…

Because nothing says Christmas like getting raped by the boss…at least after the fact…because you’ll claim you were drunk, as girls do and put it all on him…while when I run over 3 kids playing in their front yard when drunk…it’s all on me…

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Lais Ribero in Bikinis…
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Santa Singing to a Girl Who is Hard of Hearing
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Ava DuVernay is Some Black Barbie Bullshit
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Best of Web 2015
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Casey Batchelor Bikini…
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Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon 2- Trailer
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2015

08

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

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It always freaks me out when a girl tells me that I’ve turned her on, either in my posts, my words, or the sheer power of my internet celebrity that I’ve created….you know which is not very much power, but when dealing with fat, crackheads who are virtually homeless, they think I’m fucking Mark Zuckerberg, not that they know what Mark Zuckerberg is…they don’t have internet access…

The reason it freaks me out is that I’ve always been from the world of dry vagina, I mean I lost my virginity at 15 and only realized vaginas can get wet at 30…sure the girls were there, not being raped…just despite their extreme horny level, unable to get wet enough to fuck, not that it mattered, with a micro penis…you don’t need lube…

It’s the Christmas season and I’m focusing on the little miracles…that is this girl claiming to masturbate to me.

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Coco’s Baby is Already Being Pimped Out…
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Hailey Baldwin’s Flat ass in a Tank Top in Miami
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Jaden Smith’s Hipster Child Rapist GF
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Kim Kardashian Had a Baby and No One Cared
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Hilary Duff is a Big Thick Girl
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Kim K Named his So Saint….
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Slut of the Day
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Shanina Shayk Does Miami
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Chinese Star Wars Poster Took the Black Guy Out
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Lisa Rinna is in a Tight Dress
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Hailee Steinfeld is in Tight Pants
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Sanda Kubicka Bikini
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Daphne Joy Has Huge Tits
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Some Chick in Some magazine
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John Stamos Ass
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Pics of Car Accidents
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Chrissy Teigen is Old, Flat Assed and Garbage
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SNL’s big Skit of the week – Close Encounters
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Selena Gomez is Fucking Someone in One Direction
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Tove Love in Concert With No Pants On
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Just a Lingerie Round-Up
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Coldplay Does Superbowl Halftime Show
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Princess Leia’s Frenchie is Genius
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Rita Ora Has Big Cleavage
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Emma Rossum – Wedding Dress
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Playboy’s Final Centerfolds
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Nicki Minaj Under Boob!
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Elsa Pataky ois Fun
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Carmen Electra Live On Stage in Russia
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Bike Ramp Fail…
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MIranda Kerr is Hot in Leggings
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Today in Thigh Gaps
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Christina Aguilear’s Big As Big as Big
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Kendrick Lamar is the King of Grammy Nominations
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Amber Heard Pleads Guilty….
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Girls in SPorts Bras
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