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2015

07

Dec

Rita Ora’s Intentional Square Nipple Slip of the Day

She’s got some weird Square Nipples…I wonder how that happens, is it a nipple reduction from when she decided to use her tits to get her ahead, as being a Rihanna impersonator only took her so far, or are her nipples taped so that her nipple slip looks more authentic, or is she just born with Square nipples because she’s some freak of nature that for some reason…people entertain and allow to walk around like she’s a somebody…

I don’t get the Rita Ora thing, but I do know she’s fucked a lot of the right people, and maybe the opening line, the way she made it all happen, was with the pick up like “I have square nipples, want to see?”….

I’ve seen famous people fuck some real low level garbage girls, so if you’re semi hot and strategic, you can easily manipulate the situation….to get them to give you shit…like a career…

Good hustle square nips…

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2015

07

Dec

The Lui Magazine Model Nudity of the Day

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Last week we saw the covers of all the models naked for Lui Magazine , which for 4-5 decades was a porn magazine, but with some rebranding, figured they’d become a fashion magazine, since porn is free on the internet, but fashion is still something you can jerk off to, as long as you feature naked models, instead of gutter porn chicks…you know…to clean up their brand…but to not take away full intent of the brand…

So some of the models included this issue are;

Natasha Poly :

Edita…

Fuck this here are all of them – figure it out on your own asshole…

The naked models include Natasha Poly, Amber Valetta, Lara Stone, Malgosia Bela, Anja Rubik, Mariacarla Boscono, Toni Garrn, Daria Strokous, Jourdan Dunn, Carolyn Murphy, Isabeli Fontana and Edita Vilkeviciute

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2015

07

Dec

Miley Cyrus’ New Outfit of the Day

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Miley Cyrus may be a little fake in what she does. It may be this try hard attention seeking hustle that is almost mocking the entertainment industry and every tumblr girl who smokes too much weed…it just doesn’t feel all that sincere but with every try hard, identity crisis, thanks to having no childhood and being surrounded by people who just suck up to her…they eventually try so hard…they get that authenticity…

I like her, I like what she’s doing, at least it’s racy, interesting, fun, and she doesn’t take herself too seriously…

Beyond that, at least she can sing and dance and perform like an actual talent…

I’d rather that than all these instagram models who think they are Miley Cyrus or more important than Miley Cyrus, despite being more of a talentless Kardashian…trying to get famous for the sake of being famous…

Miley’s tour is on, she’s being silly, I dig it…and I’m not just saying that because i’ve seen her pussy, even though I have seen her pussy, and so have you if you visit this site..I’m saying it because she’s good….. CLICK TO SEE HER MOST RECENT NUDES

Posted in:Miley Cyrus|SFW

2015

07

Dec

Alessandra Ambrosio for H&M Swim of the Day

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I guess there is no loyalty in the model world, or maybe there is no exclusivity agreement, or maybe Victoria’s Secret owns H&M, because why else would they allow a model they created, promote their shit, even if she’s got two kids and is on the verge of irrelevance….

I can only assume this is a “we have a dozen hotter and younger girls than Alessandra, but we’re in contract with her, let’s present this H&M gig as a deal to her, in our model trade wars, and make her think we’re trying to give her the best deal, when really we just don’t want her in VS anymore”…

Because when you’re a model, interchangeable, you don’t fuck with your lifeline, so this is their doing…and why VS would want to give her to H&M is simpe…she’s old and a mom….

I hate bikini ecommerce catalog pics..but here they are…

If you’re more into her in MAXIM, here that is…naked with fake tit…

Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio|SFW

2015

07

Dec

Balle Thorne in a White Dress of the Day

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Bella Thorne is 40 years old, but she plays an 18 year old in social media, movies, TV shows, all of which makes her stage parents really happy and gives her hipster sisters something to leverage when they lounge around all day…looking for the next party to do coke at…

Here she is in a white dress, because despite it looking like it is something a stripper would wear…white is wholesome and pure…innocent and lovely..and not something someone who bangs producers while underage would ever wear…

Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW

2015

07

Dec

Nicki Minaj Supports Rapist Brother’s Rape Charge of the Day

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So…Nicki Minaj was put in an interesting position that she probably shouldn’t have got involved in, despite being the money maker in the family, who owns the houses that both her brother and mother live in, as they are mooches of her success…and feel entitled to not only live in her house, instead of making money to buy his own damn house, despite being 37…..but also entitled enough to do things that led to a raping a 12 year old charge…

Now Jelani Maraj and the details of his rape charges may not be public, and maybe he’s innocent, but the fact that if he isn’t innocent and Nicki Minaj is standing by him, because he’s family is a little fucked up considering her job…

I believe that if she is backing him and paying for his legal team with money she makes from 12 year olds…

She should be blacklisted and treated like she herself is a 12 year old rapist, and in a lot of ways I am sure she is, as being an idol to them is psychologically rapey…

The story is that she posted bail…for someone Charged with raping a 12 year old…

Court papers reveal the superstar singer put up the $100,000 bond that sprang Jelani Maraj, 37, from custody in Nassau County on Friday after he was accused of first-degree rape and first-degree sexual conduct against the preteen. The bond is backed by a two homes in Baldwin that are owned by Minaj — one of which is used by her brother and the other by her mother, Carol. “She was prepared to do anything for her brother,” a source said of Minaj. Minaj will be responsible for the fees associated with securing the the bond, typically 6 percent to 10 percent of the bond amount, or $6,000 to $10,000. Had the bail been higher — and Nassau prosecutors had asked for $500,000 — Minaj was ready to offer a letter of credit from a California bank account worth in excess of $2 million, the source said.

Again…she posted bail…for someone charged with raping a 12 year old…

That means Nicki Minaj has put someone who has been charged with raping a 12 year old….on the street where he can rape more 12 year olds…instead of leaving him in prison where people who aren’t rich stay after they are charged with the rape 12 year olds…

The legal system and Nicki Minaj are fucked up…

Posted in:Nicki Minaj|SFW

2015

07

Dec

Willa Holland’s Bottomless and Eaten Out of the Day

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Willa Holland is the hollywood child with famous friends and family who has done a few things…but seems to be most interested in her photography, since eveyrone is a photographer, and in doing her photography, is producing high concept stuff like the bottomless no bottoms pic…and the “my boyfriend eats my pussy pic”…

This is Art…I don’t necessarily care for or believe in art because art is a fabrication to scam rich people…but whatever it is, it’s heading in the right direction…

I prefer her SITTING ON FACE pic…

Posted in:SFW|Willa Holland

2015

07

Dec

Kylie Jenner’s Big Girl Nipples in Florida of the DAy

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If you’re into big girls, with big asses, and a flat stomach thanks to waist training and possibly plastic surgery, because her face up close and personal looks like a doughy muppet…

Then here’s some Kylie Jenner, totally uninteresting in all she does, but capable of selling out lip product in 30 seconds, because people fucking love her lips, despite them being jacked up and fake…

I don’t dig this new generation of nobodies, acting like somebodies, all getting their selfies and perpetuating this shit…I don’t like that this new generation is half retarded fame whores who instead of just watching to watch what famous people do are trying to be famous people or at parties with famous people…and I don’t like that Kylie is considered famous…when fame should be a recognition of ones work…not how many followers you have because you post booty pics and have a tranny dad and whore mom…

I don’t mind the hard nipples though, I figure if you’re gonna pollute your life with this shit, as I do…at least have hard nipples in the mix to make it more tolerable…

If you want another useless rich kid in Miami pretending to be someone…No, not Kylie’s latch on sidekick Hailey Baldwin, but still someone seeking some kind of status and importance…because she is rich and fucks some black Canadian with a huge dick named The Weekend who is Famous in America….here’s Bella Hadid..

Posted in:Kylie Jenner|SFW

2015

07

Dec

Vanessa Hudgens Big Cleavage at a Premiere of the Day

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Vanessa Hudgens wore a pretty fucking intense dress to some movie premiere…but it wasn’t nearly as interesting as her first set of nude pics that she leaked many years ago, before it was a thing, not because she had a better body then, or even because it was exciting, but because of her bush…in an era when bush wasn’t trendy at all, the models weren’t rocking bush, and I was losing my fucking mind with every pussy I saw, because I adore bush and can’t love a pussy quite as much without bush….

So I guess, nothing is really more interesting than those glory days….but maybe, it’s because her tits are small and dresses like this don’t really matter when you don’t have any cleavage to really show, and if she was really going to rock the small tits, she’d do it with a sheer top…and as a lover of small natural tits…I kinda wish she did…

Maybe she should hire me as a stylist….

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Posted in:SFW|Vanessa Hudgens

2015

07

Dec

Taylor Swift and Blake Lively are Garbage of the Day

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Taylor Swift is the kind of girl who I just want to punch in the face and despite popular belief, I love all girls, I am always very nice to all girls, I never do anything violet to girls, even during sex when they beg to be slapped or punched or choked out…I don’t fuck with that…I am a romantic…a lover…and just happy to be near pussy…never angry at pussy..

It’s just that looking at this makes me angry…not only does Taylor Swift make too much money polluting me with her nonsense songs and her act that she’s some innocent awkward hopeless romantic, when really she’s getting railed by all kinds of dudes, but you can’t put that out there, no one will believe her empty, vapid, garbage lyrics….

Then there’s Blake Lively, who you know can’t stand the bitch Taylor Swift, but figure’s it’s a good photo op, you know to be her famous groupie, to help the Swift Brand go into another year of stupid non-offensive money…when really you know Blake Lively talks all kinds of shit on her, but for the cameras, they’ll do a perfectly timed jump…

To ease the Taylor Swift Pain, here’s her real life Barbie Doll Karlie Kloss, who actually lives with her, like a sugar baby, all rent free, because Taylor is a controlling crazy person who had no childhood…

She’s in Vogue Mexico, and I liked her legs in the pics…

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