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2015

04

Dec

The GQ Men of the Year Awards Happened and Girls Attended of the Day

GQ, a magazine that Playboy is trying to go up against, by not posting nudity, because GQ doesn’t post nudity and they do well, had an event celebrating men, something feminists hate in this patriarchal world…especially if it was white men…since they are celebrated everyday and we are just part of their worlld…

Girls attended the event, as girls do, since the beginning of time, you know worship men, for men to turn around and impregnate them, because we like sticking our dicks in pussies…

The Highlight reel of the girls at this so very important, surprised magazines still exist, but they have a strong digital strategy for men contnent and where else will men products advertiser, definitely not on drunkenstepfather is:

Charlotte McKinney…because she’s not a hotters girl despite what her busted florida face and hooters…is saying…doing all she can to get noticed..

Sarah Hyland….making “this is what I look like when my boyfriend beats me”

Dylan Penn…showing big cleavage because it’s a men’s award and men love tits…perpetuating the gender inequalities in this world…thanks to having famous parents who didn’t guide her as they drank….

TO SEE ALL THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Charlotte McKinney|Events|GQ|Sarah Hyland|SFW

2015

04

Dec

Lady Gaga Not Looking Like Lady Gaga for Billboard of the Day

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Lady Gaga is a massive star, with a huge fanbase, but she will always have that monstrous face…even though she looks totally different…maybe part of her bullshit over exposed silly antics was to rebuild that face…that weak chin…that nose…

You know, if you’re going to do stunts for attention, you might as well try to make yourself hot doing them….she’s already got the money and fans…and people engaged..now make yourself something I want to fuck…

I grabbed her ass years ago, when she was in fishnets…and I didn’t get hard…but I don’t get hard for much…not even “pop star tits” as part of a weird fashion statement…or artist statement…even though she’s not art, but rather just played out commercial shit…that is probably more science than anything…proven in that I know all the lyrics to her songs and have never actually listened to her songs…brain washers…

But she’s looking better…and I guess that’s the point of this post..

Posted in:Lady Gaga|SFW

2015

04

Dec

Gigi Hadid and Real Models for Versace of the Day

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Gigi Hadid won a loyalty award contest at the head office of Versace, where the daughter of one of the bigger Versace shoppers, because her mother is cheesy, would get cast in a photoshoot with actual models – Raquel Zimmermann and Natasha Poly….

Gigi’s parents did the same thing for her back when she was a kid for Guess?…you know being rich and hanging out with rich people allowing you to grow up with the right contacts…at the right parties…growing that instagram so brands use you…because “it girl insta models matter”….is a much more interesting story than some Russian broke as bitch human trafficked to new york to model because she’s 8 feet tall…

I wonder how the real models feel about being support act to Gigi…are they excited to be part of the GIgi experiencer, she’s the Jennifer Lawrence of modeling…or are they just happy not to be in War Torn cold water flat communist camp they are from….who knows….who cares..don’t ask why…there is no rhyme or reason…just look at the pics of blondes…

Posted in:Gigi Hadid|SFW

2015

04

Dec

Victoria’s Secret Holiday Cheesiness For Holiday of the Day Victoria’s Secret, SFW

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Victoria’s Secret non-Christmas, even though Christmas is the biggest month for them, but like all good companies, is run by Jews…put out some holiday pictures featuring their new gang of girls who are overrated but will forever have the Victoria’s Secret stamp on their chest…or next to their pussy…so they don’t need to photoshop the branding out if they decide to rent these whores out to other brands…

The pictures are cheesy, the outfits are cheesy, the product low quality, fast to the mall, for the masses to consume and gift, in this maybe we’ll be VS models too, at least feel like one, for our men as we explode out of these made in china things that still smell of child blood…sweat and tears…

Here’s Stella, Romee, Martha….martha martha…and Elsa…the new line-up…in some real garbage..

Posted in:SFW|Victoria's Secret

2015

04

Dec

Amber Rose Grabbing her Ass for Feminism of the Day

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Good angle Amber Rose…when a sex worker, always play the feminist angle to justify your sex work, because you’re doing the sex work anyway, might as well make it some social and political statement that other sluts will get behind and that will make other girls on the fence of being sluts sluts…which works out well for guys who love sluts…which is all guys…until we all get aids and die…even though it’s not a death sentence..

Either way, AMber Rose is disgusting, sex worker, gold digger, sugar baby, trash….or not…I don’t find her hot…

Posted in:Amber Rose|SFW

2015

04

Dec

Genevieve Morton Getting Vaccuumed of the Day

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Genevieve Morton has been either working out every fucking day all day because she’s been fat the last 5 years and no one treated her like other fat models…even though she had fake tits..always being the second rate citizen in the fat model in the bikini model world…

Or she’s getting her fat sucked out of her….and posting pics of it…because she likes to mock herself and the fact that she’s 40 and this is her last big titty shot..

I consider her a friend…a friend who helped her realize in her career she can’t be fat…but if you’re a blogger you can…lucky me…

Posted in:Genevieve Morton|SFW

2015

04

Dec

George Zimmerman Deleted from Twitter for This Post of the Day

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When you get acquitted for a racist killing in a gated community that sparked this Black Lives Matter shit..with people united by wearing hoods…in gated communities…to say “this was fucking murder not self defense”…

It’s always good to post nude pics of your ex who cheated on you with a guy…and pointing out he’s a dirty muslim…for your fans who I assume a black haters who wish they too could shoot black kids and get off…

This guy’s a fucking joke, seriously, this is hilarious but not as hilarious as the fact that no one has killed him yet..when clearly he needs it…#florida

Posted in:George Zimmerman|SFW

2015

04

Dec

45 Minutes of Nick Offerman Sipping Scotch Whisky by a Yule Log

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I don’t watch TV, so I’ve never seen the show that made this guy famous. I do remember his wife, the slutty neighbor on Will and Grace, because it was the 90s, and the 90s are a horrible fucking place where I didn’t have internet but I did have TV and I did change the channel every time that shit came on…

I did see him in some other movie, and figured that watching him drink Whiskey for 45 minutes…for a Whiskey company that paid him millions…and here I am promoting it for free…

Posted in:Nick Offerman|SFW|Videos

2015

04

Dec

Woman Wants Fresh Cookies and Other Videos of the Day

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Man Shot 7 Times Outside a Gay Club in Australia Because Gun Laws..and Muslim Extremists…

Drunk as Fuck Girl in Vegas…

High School Kid Fight…

Women Beats Girls Cuz They Classy

Powerline Chilling

Woman Falls in a Well

First Person Shoot Out

Beer VS Truck

Detroit What?

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2015

04

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Everyday, I have to deal with the fact that I have the lamest job in the fucking world…

I am like a teenage girl, where that I write about my everyday musings…similar to a diary.

“today, i went to the movies, and my mom was such a bitch”…..

I write a teenage girl diary for my life..

What the fuck is wrong with me…but then again..I always had low expectations for myself.

Here are some morning links…

Coco’s Huge Tits Made Babies
CLICK HERE

Girls in a Mirror Selfie
CLICK HERE

Topless Albanian News Anchor
CLICK HERE

Zoe Saldna Ass in Leggings
CLICK HERE

Daisy Lea’s Side Boob
CLICK HERE

Melissa Castagnoli Ass in a Bikini…
CLICK HERE

Scott Weiland Has Finally Died Because Self Destruction Does That
CLICK HERE

400 Happy Rocket Scientists
CLICK HERE

3 Girls – One Instagram
CLICK HERE

Mark Hamill Undercover as a Stormtrooper
CLICK HERE

Atlanta Taylor in a Bikini
CLICK HERE

Girl Drives Full Size Truck Through an Obstacle Course
CLICK HERE

Hot Girls Laying in Bed
CLICK HERE

Charlie Sheen’s Ex is Suing Him for Aborting the AIDS BABY
CLICK HERE

Posted in:stepLINKS