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Industry Flesh Puppet Jessica Alba Propagandizes for the Machine of the Day

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2015

Dec

7 Gadgets Gift Ideas For Yourself because No One Loves You not Even this stepGIRL of the Day

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This stepGIRL is from the future because Gadgets are from the future…because It’s Christmas, and even if you don’t celebrate Christmas, because no one loves you, especially not the…but rather celebrate “Holiday”…since Christmas is a forbidden word…but you still give gifts to people…because you want gifts given to you…

So here are 7 hand picked gadgets that I’ve decided you should gift people you like, people you hate, pretty much everybody..including yourself ,because everyone hates you, or don’t know you exist and you are all you have in your fucking life…and you even hate yourself, but not enough to not buy at least one gift because why the fuck not….right…

1- Self Defence Pen To Stop Mass Shootings and/or Rape

2- Turn You Bath into A Hot Tub: Hot Tub Party….to get yourself pregnant or to blame the herpes on…

3- Post Modern Skateboard Because Hoverboards that Don’t Hover are for Homos…while this…is just…the future…

4- Outlet Wall Safe – To hide all your important things…too small to store that hooker’s bloody panties…

5- Zoom Lens for your iPhone – To get the extreme close ups of your asshole to send to dudes online when you pretend you’re a chick….

6- Homer iPhone Decal – because you don’t look enough ike a fat virgin loser who can’t get laid…

7- Roller Screen Cleaner For all those pornos you jerk off to…

GADGETS VIA THEGADGETFLOW

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2015

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

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I may not be warm hearted…but I am a warm hater…meaning I don’t really hate anything, I just say hateful shit about horrible people, and that brings warm over me…making me feel complete…like it was Christmas everyday….without any of the gifts….it’s like being warm hearted with more of an opinion….

Here are some stepLINKS…

Pam Anderson Will be the Last Naked Body in Playboy – Might as Well Go Down with the Ship…
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Girls Who Aren’t Wearing Bras
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Hot Fucking Girl in a Bikini
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Atlanta Bean’s in a Bikini
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Julianne Moore at an Event
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Tawny Jordan is the Bikini Slut of the DAy
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Slut of the Day
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Anne Hathaway is a Disgusting Looking Pregnant Chick
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Snowboard Run Through Peace Park
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Panty Flash of the Day
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Jessica Lowndes is the Fucking Worst – Here’s her Ass
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Sting’s Tranny Kid Wants to be known as Ungendered
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Kim Kardashian Naked in the Dessert
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Naked Jessica Morris from Some Movie
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Liya Kebede Air France Magazine
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Overfilled Basketball Exploding
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Miley Cyrus Has Rope Balls On her Head
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Katie Price Lives and She’s Amaizng..Flashing her Ass…
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Edward Scissorhands GIFs That Are So You At Brunch
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The Saddest Photos of Celebrities You Will See All Day
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Nicole Scherzinger’s Tits with a Selfie Stick
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Cosplay Sluts are Disguised
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Brooke Burke is Plastic in Plastic of the Day
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2015 Movie Trailer Mashup
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Coldplay is Doing the Half Time Show – Without Gwenyth
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Too Naked for Anyone Kim Kardashian
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Joanna Krupa’s Slutty Big Tits
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Some Whore Named Jena Freumes
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The Light Switch Video
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Girls Sticking Out THeir Tongue
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Jennifer Aniston Hard Nipple for Think Magazine of the Day
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Myleene Klass Booty
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Katherine McNamara Staged Fitness Pics
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Marching band Performs Hello
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The Russian Official Who Lost Her Job for Being Too Sexy
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Slutty and Amazing Drunk Girls
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THIS IS THE BEST CAM GIRL SITE TO FALL IN LOVE ON – AND IT IS FREE – THEY WORK FOR TIPS – YOU DON’T HAE TO TIP…
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A Couple of Tit to Tit Tits
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Her name is Stella and This Video is Great
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Girl Does Weird Things with her Tits
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Real Girls Gone Bad!
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This Greek Chick and Her clown Tits is Amazing
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Weird Ghetto Booty Shake VIdeo
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Japanese Milk Enema!
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Hot, Slutty, Nude Selfies
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2015

Dec

Pam Anderson is the Last Nude Model in Playboy Ever Until They Realize they Made a Mistake of the Day

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When I heard that Playboy was taking out nudity, to try to rebrand and secure ad dollars, to copy their website’s lead….I laughed and thought…the only way I’d buy a print magazine is if there was some exclusive, unscanable picture of the famous person’s pussy, so that I could rank their level of inny/vs outty on a number chart….

I can’t imagine people being keen to buy a print magazine, targeted to men, as a lifestyle magazine, with content you can find on the internet…so I think they went the wrong direction…which is something supported in their deecision to have Pam Anderson, 50 something year old, Plastic Surgery ridden monster, to be the last nude model….but don’t worry, she’s not a toxic, diseased dump of a vagina anymore…that shit’s been cured…and she even had the decency to ask her kids permission, like they don’t know she’s a pornstar….

I guess, if the ship is sinking, sink with it….you see even Vogue does nudity…and Playboy did nudity when society was so uptight…not that society isn’t uptight now…I mean they are more uptight in their attempt to be politically correct….but the porn is more hardcore…even crimial level of disgusting….you might as well throw her in the sinking ship…with Hef…a solid terrible end to everything he built and made a fortune off…

They had Ellen Von Unwerth take the pics, she’s great….and I’m sure…Playboy will have nudity back in it this time next year….

Here’s the BTS….Behind the Scenes…

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2015

Dec

A Bunch of Topless Models in December’s LUI Magazine Cover of the Day

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Interesting that one Euro magazine takes the ill advised opinion of their lesbian, very expensive, despite going bankrupt, legendary photographer and decide to make a statement by exploting fat, old, “Power” or women of interest…instead of exploiting models by featuring them naked in their calendar…

But Lui Magazine comes in and are French about the whole thing…we like women, men like women, lets find beautiful women, and take nice pictures of them naked, because it is the most wonderful time of the year…let’s be wonderful..

I don’t even think the people at Lui know what’s going on in this bullshit feminist oppressive world we are in right now…they are just like “we are called LUI, let’s be men, and post tits…model tits”…

These are the covers….the insides are gonna be nutty…

The models are:

Amber Valletta, Anja Rubik, Carolyn Murphy, Daria Strokous, Edita Vilkeviciute, Isabeli Fontana, Jourdan Dunn, Lara Stone, Malgosia Bela, Mariacarla Boscono, Natasha Poly and Toni Garrn

I’ve only tried to have sex with one of them, it was a bar, she was Russian…and it was love, I just wasn’t a billionaire and she was 6 foot 6….it wounldn’t work with my small penis and all..but I still fear her communist, war torn souless eyes…

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2015

Dec

Chloe Grace Moretz Does Pilates and is Good of the Day

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Here’s a firm…muscular…ass of an action star who just recently turned 18 so she should have a firm…muscular…ass…

But unfortunately for anyone who hates fat chicks, that’s not really a given anymore, 18 year olds aren’t the “she’s 18, at her prime, able to eat anything”…but rather the “she’s 18, how did she get so fat, I guess she’s been eating a long fucking time for this”…

What I am saying is that girls not born in hollywood, who don’t aspire to be instagram stars…at 18…aren’t more looking like some 45 year old mom…all dumpy and fat…and if that’s not an attack on freedom – I don’t know what is…

Luckily, girls like this exist, where being vapid, hollywood, vain…pays off in movie roles and giving us hope of a more fit tomorrow…

What I’m saying is she looks hot in this position…and if you don’t like her…here’s someone named Mary something Wilstead, never heard of her, doing some hippie shit..

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2015

Dec

Candice Swanepoel and Sara Sampaio Tanlines of the Day

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South African Candice Swanepoe…is at the tailend of her career…she’s hot…has an amazing body….Victoria’s Secret did a great job branding her and making her famous and all that shit…but they made her a live mannequin…she’s got zero personality, has done nothing much beyond Victoria’s Secret…has never left her shell and at 30…that stops being cute…

But as a tan line fetishists, I seriously used to look up girls with tanlines for a minute of my extensive masturbation career in the 90s and loved it…this pulling down her bikini bottoms for you to fantasy about her bikini bottom….with defined landing stip lights to guide you…like the white pussy is from a different girl than the brown girl we are used to…making this amazing to me…

She’s with Sara Sampaio, the portugese New Adriana Lima…since the old one and her wax replica are clearly done…and no one really cares about, except maybe Portuguese people, who get excited when all their crazy tacky Christmas lights work….or in this case..their model pulls out her half tanned ass…

So much porn, so little time..

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2015

Dec

Alessandra Ambrosio in Pyjamas for Glamour Magazine of the DAy

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Alessandra Ambrosio wore old lady pyjamas in her latest magazine spread…because I guess sometimes…usually after a couple of kids…the lingerie, if you can call Victoria’s Secret lingerie model…needs to tun in the sex appeal…and act her mid 30s mom age…there comes a time where the companies don’t want her in the micro G string…but more the flannel, sick with a cold, on a winter day look…and I guess she’s pulling it off…if comfortable pyjamas are something anyone would want to pull off…it is more the “you’re jerking off to porn while I’m in the other room watching a movie, because I don’t fuck you on pyjama day”…it’s either period, menopause, we’re in a fight…I don’t fucking know…but no sex is happening…and who even wants sex with this pyjama wearer…she’s pretty expired and anyone rich enough for her to date..is probably out there fucking the younger versions of her…I know I would be..unless she had dirt to black mail not black male…me…

Who knows…this doesn’t matter…

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2015

Dec

Demi Lovato is Exploding for Christmas of the Day

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Demi Lovato is another one of these chubby popstars who realizes that pulling the fat card, or the loving their body card, means that they can eat whatever the fuck they want, and wear as little clothing as they want, because they are so secure in themselves giving this image to kids that it’s ok to have whatever body you want – even if it causes diabetes…because fuck society and their bullshit rulebook and pressure they put on you…

Now just buy my records, my lipstick, my perfume..all my products to join the Demi Lovato experience as I milk the fuck out of you idiots…because I crave the calories…

All these hippo-crites…that’s what I call the fatty feminsit movements…

Funny, the pic she posted…is really fucking revealing…because she knows it is disgusting..

She reminds me of too much Egg Nog…TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

If you’re into played out chicks in Christmas themed outfits because they are probably catholic, here’s Brooke Burke, who unlike Demi Lovato has a banging body, as that is her only goto mechanism and/or talent…she’s the tits from Wild On…and that’s about it…I mean…not too much there…but a great fucking body…and this chick has had a dozen fucking kids…amazing..but that face tells a different story…

TO SEE THE RESt OF THOSE PICS CLICK HERE

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2015

Dec

Kylie Jenner’s Hard Nipple Brings in the Christmas Season of the DAy

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Kylie Jenner decided to grace the world with her hard nipple…as a follow-up to her wheel chair fetish porn shoot to stand out and be different…

Because she’s an 18 year old, like Courtney Stodden is an 18 year old, puppet designed or created to sell product and make the family stupid money…all while not being very cute…or I guess very humble…

Because here is her Ferrari, leased or not, she’s still an 18 year old with a Ferrari. teaching the youth everything importnat in life..and that’s the Christmas Spirit..give to each other, unless it is a battered women’s movement….or just take as much money as you can from people and show off what it bought you…making them feel indequate about not having super cars at 18..fucking up the whole fucking world…with this commercialization, self whoring, parent whoring, terrible, terrible shit….that is the color of shit…after a lot of pitchers of cheap ber…and I have no idea why…

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2015

Dec

Miranda Lambert’s Country Corn Fed Titties of the Day

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Everyone is out there talking about Blake Shelton and Gwen Stefani, two cohosts on a very fucking popular show, a story probably spun by one of the producers, who has since gone onto get a raise…because it’s been fantastic for ratings, the world, obsessed with celebrity, fame and love…tuning in every week to see what flirting happens next for the divorcees…the same demographic as their viewership…I’m onto The voice….

When as these magazine pics point out, we should be focusing on Miranda Lambert and her big country titties…because if you have to stomach new shitty country music….and this is coming from someone who listens to old country music…and who just hates the new shit…there needs to be tits to make it ok…so here are the tits…that make it ok…I just need some Whiskey and my horse to get through this…

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