2016
06
Jan
Lindsay Lohan should be all of your spirit animals…because she’s a magical creature sent from heaven, covered in mud, topless….in recovery – but still broken…just the way I like them…and you should too.
The only tragedy in this, is not her life, her parents exploiting her and robbing her of her childhood…it is her lack of nipples.
Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|SFW
2016
06
Jan
I wonder if Emily Ratajkowski senses that the end is near for a talentless girl with big tits…because the world just doesn’t give a fuck about her, she’s never done anything interesting that we could really get emotionally attached to, and in instead just an interchangeable set of tits, who will only get cast in movies, which is her objective, because the casting director is too lazy to dig a little deeper…and figure “she’s got a lot of followers thanks to her tits, she can’t be all that bad an option”…
I am convinced that 2016 will be the year that the 1000s of other girls just as hot as Emily Ratajkowski, overshadow Emily Ratajkowski….because tits are just tits…when they don’t do much more than this…laying in a bikini….
I mean fake or not, relevant or not, talented or not, cool or interesting or not…that’s a serious fucking body…weird belly button at all…but it’s still older than it was, more tired than it was, as lazy as it always was, and we can just google to see her pussy, so why bother with her really…
Because she posts pussy definition and side lip on social media – that I’ve been blocked on – even though she used to email me her photoshoots to post – unappreciative cunt – that’s why.
Posted in:Emily Ratajkowski|SFW
2016
06
Jan
In shows you don’t care exist, and by shows I mean whore, Christina Milian’s got a reality show, like a bootleg Kardashian, that I assume no one watches…and in having a reality show, she did the most basic of activities to try to be funny, interesting, real, compelling, sexy, interesting, when having no real vision…and that’s getting her asshole waxed.
It seems like it’s been done before, probably by a Kardashian, because they are hairy and shameless…so it seems uninspired and stupid to me…even if she lets her sister take a shot at waxing her asshole…making things a little more intimate and fetish oriented for hairless asshole fetishists out there…
She’s rich already, she had a hit song and video in the 90s, she was slutty in that video…and it took her to becoming a rich guy’s baby momma…where she wrote songs for pop stars…making her more money…she is the back-up host on a huge show, The Voice…yet no one cares about her…which is about the level of caring she has for her kid, since as a mom who is always in a bikini or partying in Vegas…
Either way, I don’t approve of Christina Milian or her aggresive “make me famous and relevant”..by doing everything she can slutty or not…It’s tacky and boring especially when she’s already rich…just shut the fuck up…
Here are screenshots…what the fuck is this bottleg budget Kardashian bullshit…gor she’s annoying…
CLICK HERE
Posted in:Christina Milian|SFW
2016
06
Jan
Elsa Hosk, the Victoria’s Secret model, who prior to Victoria’s Secret was a signed model because she’s tall, straight from Sweden or some Scandinavian country, and she spent the better part of her early career posing nude for free, to build out that portfolio…
Well look at her now..LOOK AT HER NOW….the tits got the right hits…so all you girls on tinder who I ask for topless pics of…it’s for your own good, your future, your career goals….I am here to help…for free..will work for tit pics..
Well, seeing as she comes from a softcore porn background, it’s only natural that her instagram would be something you could jerk off to…
All girls should look like this…
2016
06
Jan
Perverts love this trick…and she fucking knows it because she looks 40, is probably 40 and any 40 year old woman you know, will have figured out how men work, especially creepy fucking friends who are into girls who they think are underage…it’s like cocktease those fuckers…whether in workout gear, or more specifically sports bras, filled with her silly tits…
Well, she’s taken the fetish or the cocktease to the next level by introducing “sweating” like she just got fucked or came to the mix…or more interestingly…”Dying”….for the guys who i guess know they’d only be able to fuck her when she’s dead, or at least burnt out so fucking hard that she can’t escape their sexually assault…that they don’t think is sexual assault…because some people are delusional and think the secret or surprise finger bang while the girl is half dead/dead/asleep is what her body wants even when her mind says no…you rapey fucks.
Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW
2016
06
Jan
Nina Agdal is a model who I call Downs Syndrome most of the time, mainly because she’s got this big Danish head….and when I am not doing that, I am calling her a sugar baby, which is code for prostitute, because that’s how all these Sports Illustrated models live the good life….and if I am not talking about that…than I’m saying she’s a drunk asshole who thinks she’s more important than she actually is…a second rate model, high end escort, model who barely models…
But sometimes, usually when naked, in her instagram pics or not…I see the light and get why people pay to fuck her…
Posted in:Nina Agdal|SFW
2016
06
Jan
I’ve been calling Ashley Benson fat since I first saw her in Spring Breakers, where I said “Shit, they really went authentic on this one, in a little cinema verite, rocking’ chubby thick college girls in shorts that are too short for her, because that’s what college girls look like”….
I’m old school, and feel like her “size 2” is a walmart size 2, they call them vanity sizes, like Jessica Simpson at her fattest was a size 3, bullshit..
People actually get mad at me for calling this one fat, but apparently Hollywood feels the same way as me…and so does Ashley Benson…
“I was just told I was too fat for a part. I’m a size 2! I cried for 30 minutes, but then you have to let it roll off your shoulders or it could cause a serious eating disorder. A lot of people in this industry hear they need to lose weight more times than they should. It does make you stronger, though. Because if you let that affect you. You can’t be in this industry, you’d go crazy.”
But she’s a new generation, social justice warrior, who is body positive and will fight the evil that is health and fitness and celebrate the donut like she was Kate Upton….
I’d still fuck her big tits because I know that big tits come with sloppy legs…and sloppy everything else…
I am into these randomly famous from a popular show young girls…but more importantly, I guess I want to say, I told you so…
Posted in:Ashley Benson|SFW
2016
06
Jan
Padma Lakshmi, is an Indian celebrity chef, who is only a celebrity chef because she is hot, and navigated her way to relevance via the men that she fucked…..
She was married to a 80 year old billionaire, before getting pregnant with another Billionaire’s kid, while pretending it was the 80s year old billionaire’s kid, so that when he died the kid would get his fortune as his sole heir, and after he died, she’d reveal the real father of her kid is another billionaire, to double dip, as it wouldn’t void the first billionaire money as he was dead and the family would have to go through an extensive legal battle with her…
She’s got abs, but is actually 50 years old….and a mom…because looking good made her matter, because insiders I know say she can’t even fucking cook…
She’s traveling the world…in a bikini and posting pics…so here it is…her winning at life thanks to her pussy and just a little Slumdog millionaire street smarts…
Posted in:Padma Lakshmi|SFW
2016
06
Jan
Natasha Oakley is not the daughter of Oakley sunglasses, but she’s still living the billionaire life…
I know at least one person who has either had sex with her or her business partner…that she started an instagram account with many years ago…
It wasn’t a genius concept at all, it was really a “people love bikini pics, let’s post a bikini pic everyday, and we will get followers”….
So instead of being fame whores individually, they decided to be famewhores together, and build their project together…rather than build their individual accounts apart…and in doing that they became beach/bikini masters, the authorities, the bloggers getting paid millions…to take fucking bikini pics…
They were never that hot, never meant to be bikini models, but they were relatable, had big tits, and people followed…now they get ad campaigns…and have their own celebrity to their own massive audience…
All it took was wearing a bikini everyday..
Well, here’s her ass, it’s round and juicy…
Posted in:Natasha Oakley|SFW
2016
06
Jan
Holy Fuck – These Assholes Steal Dogs and Sell Them to Restaurants in China – I hope they Die
Wing Suit Fly By Insanity
Machete Attack – Wtf.
One Dude Attacked by a Mob
Saved Life of the Day
Just Eating a Donkey Head
Funny Thief of the Day
Jamaican Car Fire…
San Diego is Wet – That Mexican WHore
The Driver who Drives Off the Side of the Mountain
Dude Got Shot for Carrying a Car Jack…
Mugger Breaks Cellphone he Tried to Steal and Gives it Back
