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Sara Sampaio Shows Off her Pussy in Tight Pants Under the Guise that it is a Fitness Video of the Day

Industry Flesh Puppet Jessica Alba Propagandizes for the Machine of the Day

Sydney Sweeney is Glamour’s Woman of the Year of the Day

Paige Spiranac Feeling Herself Up of the Day

Margaret Qualley is Hot for an Ugly Chick of the Day

2016

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I like when girls are so feminist they put “feminist” in their tinder profile…not because Tinder is Anti Feminist but because it’s some social justice warrior shit to wear a tattoo of your silly cause on your chest, those kinds of feminists, the loud ones who have a huge opinion, are too tunnel vision to realize that I am also a feminist, and they instead match me to tell me to fuck myself…which coincidentally is the only way I can cum.

Here are some morning links…

Huge Tits Busting Out of Shirts
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David Gest is Back on TV. And His Face is Amazing
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Landing on Cars – the Supercut
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Abigail Ratchford Has No Nipples
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Sara Sampaio in some Lingerie
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High School Coach Headbutts a Referee
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Taylor Hill in Lingerie
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Good Old Fashion Alaskan Republican Custody Drama
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Holly Gibbons Looks Classy
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Ice Skating on a Street after Freezing Rain
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2016

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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People don’t realize that DrunkenStepfather.com is a feminist movement, like free the nipple, where I give girls a place, or a vehicle, or a conduit to express themselves sexually, to explore their sexuality, to be the celebrated set of tits that empowers them…

Instead they think I am a creep who objectifies women as I sexualize them while jerking off to them..

Well that’s just crazy talk…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Tugging on Clothes is a Fetish
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Jennifer Lawrence in her Underwear Thinks People Pay Too Much Attention to her – But She Doesn’t Think People Pay her Too Much…
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April Love Panty Flash!
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Sara Sampaio in Lingerie for Valentine’s Day
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Obama Doesn’t Like Guns….But He Likes Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee
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Rita Ora in a Bikini Top…
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Slut of the Day
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21 Pics of Kelly Rohrback – the New CJ Parker
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Tyga is a Sex Offender
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James Caan is Getting Screwed by Ex WIfe….Shocking
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Kendall Jenner’s Cameltoe
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Stephen Curry’s 1990s Burger King Ad
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Sylvie Meis is Old But Hot in Bikini
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A Bunch of FAN Girls
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Frenchy Morgan Disgusting and Fame Whoring
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The True Meaning of Bikini Bottoms
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Hilary Duff – Thigh Thighs…
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Girls Staring a UFC Fighters Weighing In…
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Lucy Watson Hot in a Black Bikini
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More Lucy Watson Hot in a Black Bikini
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Selena Gomez is So Over Bieber….
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Some Chick Named Jess Gylnne Pasty White Redhead
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Emily Senko – Modeling Tits
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Rachel Cook Slutty….
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Rat Pulls dead Rat Down Stairs
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Katie Cassidy hard Nipple in a Bikini
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J.Lo’s Fat Ass
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More J.Lo Booty!
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The Best 5 Mugshots of the Year
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Caroline Flack Topless
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Maitland Ward Nipple Flash
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Channing Tatum’s Insane Let it Go Performance….
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Anna Camp in a Pink Bikini
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Creepy Color Changing Cakes
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Bai Ling’s Insane Fame Whoring on New Years
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Rosie Huntington-Whitely -> In Bikini
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Madison Beer’s Got YOung Tits
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Michael Bay Wants to Give his Half Billion Dollar Fortune to Charity … One Day After Fucking all the Models…
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Girls in Distracting Shorts
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From stepSMUT!! LINKS BELOW ARE VERY NSFW!
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So Many Slutty Cam Girls Who Get Naked For Free….It’s Addictive…You’ve Been Warned…
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Random Tumblr Porn….
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Trading Girlfriends for Tokens
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Hot Naked Dancing Babe
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Huge Tits Masturbating
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Pregnant Masturbation
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Threesome Leads to Fight
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Breastfeeding a Puppy…

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BUSTY and Slutty Workout
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Iranian Masturbation
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Sluts Love Taking Nude Selfies
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2016

Jan

Stella Maxwell’s Nude Pic on Instagram of the Day

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Stella Maxwell, the once was a hipster model from the UK, now is a Victoria’s Secret model, because I guess she’s accessible to the younger market they are trying to market to, with her being a social media personality, hanging out with other models, and the Kardashians….fingering banging, or being finger banged by Miley….and posting nude pics on instagram with quotes like:

“You gotta have style. It helps you get down the stairs. It helps you get up in the morning. It’s a way of life. Without it, you’re nobody. I’m not talking about lots of clothes.”

Inspiring…I mean it worked out for her…maybe her advice is what you are missing…and what this picture is missing is her grabbing and spreading her ass cheeks…it makes the whoring more obvious.

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2016

Jan

Jennifer Lawrence is Getting Slutty for Glamour of the Day

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I once asked a Hollywood executive why Jennifer Lawrence got booked for all the jobs and he smiled and said “if you saw her first movie, the one she was nominated for an Academy Award for at 15, you’ll see she’s just got it…a natural talent”…

That is code for “she makes us a lot of money”….

Prior to her sexting scandal that no one really cared about, I just thought she was quirky, awkward, boring…overrated…all the good stuff…but then I saw her tits and I got won over…and figure if she’s getting paid all this fucking money to be in movies, she should contractually be obligated to spread her asshole in at least one scene…that’s where she really excels.

The nice thing about celebrity now, is that people are flimsy and can ruin careers overnight, giving us hope that one day, the only movies she get will involve spread asshole scenes..

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2016

Jan

Ronda Rousey Body Painted for Sports Illustrated of the Day

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The Sports Illustrated Swimsuit editor – MJ DAY, posted this picture of a booty that is body painted, as a glimpse into their issue…

They try to keep the pics “Secret”…to keep hype up for the February magazine that I would argue has no real purpose in this day and age, where all these girls do bikini photoshoots with more concept and creativity….and better photographers…all the fucking time…

But she kept Rousey’s tattoo in the pic….of a body painted ass….SPOILER ALERT…

I would argue, that bikini and body painted girls are cheesy, fun, half naked, worth looking at, but there there’s just nothing exciting about any of these girls, that justify a magazine issue that really carries the brand, when the bikini content is being done on the fucking regular..there is no need for the magazine that covers it….But no one cares what I fucking think…

It’s just that back when SI Swim started, it was a masturbatory special feature for subscribers of the Sports magazine, featuring models in bikinis, when you could jerk off bikini pics because you didn’t have access to porn. It was sporty, featured athlete wives, introduced us to hot models when Social Media didn’t exist, but now, we already follow these model sluts who just want the SI stamp to charge more in their escorting….and celebrating a couple of Athletes, despite being a sports magazine that should only be on Athletes and not girls trying to get pregnant by Athletes…because Athletes aren’t always hot in bikinis, even though this Athlete, Ronda Rousey’s ass looks ok, when you take out the shoulders and factor in that those legs could choke you out when wrapped around your neck as you eat her dick clit out…

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2016

Jan

Kelly Rohrbach is the New Pam Anderson of the Day

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A video posted by @kellyrohrbach on Jan 4, 2016 at 11:26am PST

Convenient day for Kelly Rohrbach to announce her A List break-up that never was…

Kelly Rohrbach was clever enough to date Leonardo DiCaprio publicly, even though she likely didn’t ever date Leonardo DiCaprio, but rather just fucked him as he fucked other girls, she as just the one clever enough to say “make me public girl number 1″…until she cast CJ Parker in Baywatch, also known as Pam Anderson, perfect for a blonde with big tits with celebrity ties, who hung out in the right circle, who will probably help destroy this idea of Baywatch as a redux for something that didn’t need a redux….because it was a late night show, we used to jerk off to…before internet porn…nor really something we were emotionally tied into because of the story…

Either way, the rumor is she and Leo are broken up, she looks so devastated by it, mainly because it never happened…and she’s on her own hustle..

I am just glad Pam Anderson didn’t try to take the role back…and more importantly…I am glad they didn’t go with Charlotte McKinney or Emrata…..since they are clearly bottom feeding producers…with bottom feeding ideas speaking to low tier bros in their 40s…that would have made sense…but instead they did Sports Illustrated model…for the win..

I guess what I am saying is big tits chicks are interchangeable, have no sustainability, so make those tits count when you can…

Hookers.

A video posted by @kellyrohrbach on Jan 4, 2016 at 11:44am PST

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A video posted by @kellyrohrbach on Jan 4, 2016 at 11:38am PST

Here are some pics of her in bikini…because that’s her thing…

To See Where Pam Anderson is At…Here she is on New Years Eve…

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Posted in:Kelly Rohrbach|SFW

2016

Jan

Ava Sambora Brings Out the Tits of the Day

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18 year old bikini selfie….because magazines and photographers may not care about her…but instagram does….

Ava Sambora is probably a damaged rich kid, who is now 18, so not creepy for you to jerk off to, even if she looks like a 15 year old trying to be slutty for her instagram, in efforts to get famous like a Kardashian…

You know that being Richie Sambora’s Bon Jovi daughter with hooker/ model / actor Heather Locklear…the groupie…means she lives the good life, with people not necessarily prepared for the good life, or being parents really, because they never had to grow up as life just fucking happened for them, too into themselves and lazy to really instill good values, but rich enough to give her everything, including but not limited an ego..entitlement and with social media the way it is, a need to have the most damn followers she can…via half naked bikini pics…solid.

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2016

Jan

Anne Hathaway has a Hard Pregnant Nipple of the Day

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I am blown away by dudes I meet who are into pregnancy porn, or ready to drop porn, or who say that pregnant women, with their weird parasites growing in their pussy region, for 9 months before being shat out of their vagina, only to ruin their pussy, and really their bodies, along with the rest of their fucking life…their freedom, their happiness, everything…

I mean, I guess there is a bit of an LOL in fucking another dude’s pregnant wife, you know just because it brings that “omg she’s such a fucking slut, she’s cheating on her husband, while she has his baby in her”…level of amazing that I experience everytime I fuck a married women…

I am also blown away by dudes I meet who talk about Anne Hathway like she’s hot…but here she is in a bikini top with a hard nipple…it does nothing to me, but I’m impotent and have low testosterone. She looks bloated, like she eats alot, like her shits are disgusting, all while whining….about her pregnancy symptoms…making me look at her with deep rooted hatred and normally I feel zero…it’s all part of being a psychopath.

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2016

Jan

New Star Wars Chick in a Bikini of the Day

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I like this pussy forward, pelvic thrust by Daisy RIDLEY.

I am the only person who hasn’t seen Star Wars, I hate Star Wars…but I do know that Han Solo dies, that’s fucking internet for ruining everything…not that I care that he dies, as far as I’m concerned he died back when he married Ali McBeal….I am not much of a spoiler alert, spoiler, I am just spoiled, and if you’re an actual star wars fan, you’ve already seen the shit and know dude’s dead…unless you’re reading this from prison. In which case…sucks to be you…please don’t make a point of killing me…like you were Steve Avery..

Either way, her name is Daisy Ridley, she’s the new Natalie Portman or Carrie Fisher, who will no be able to have a career outside of Star Wars..or who now has the most lucrative of careers because of Star Wars…seeing as before Star Wars…she didn’t even have a fucking agent…

I guess she’s in the illuminati…makes sense..

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2016

Jan

Josephine Skriver and some Instagram Whore in Bikinis in Bali of the Day

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Here’s a pretty funny picture of a Josephine Skriver, who is one of the new Victoria’s Secret models.

She is pretty hot, very hyped up, people are talking about her, and she’s rolling with all the instagram whores, giving the illusion that she matters…to herself and people who use instagram….

The most interesting thing about her is that she was a test tube, genetically modified, child of a gay biologist, in a lab funded by Victoria’s Secret, to create a system to breed models..using DNA modifications…and she worked…

The other interesting thing is the tits her fame whore, attaching herself to a legit model, friend who probably fucked a Kardsahian in her quest to be fame, but never becoming famous, but getting 1,000,000 followers on instagram, which satisfies her sads and desperate…I hate this one, we’ve emailed each other and she’s not a fan of me making fun of her implants…becuase instagram whores are sensitive when you tease them

Here’s her ass in shorts…

Here’s her Crotch Shot as a Monkey Attacks her…

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