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Sara Sampaio Shows Off her Pussy in Tight Pants Under the Guise that it is a Fitness Video of the Day

Industry Flesh Puppet Jessica Alba Propagandizes for the Machine of the Day

Sydney Sweeney is Glamour’s Woman of the Year of the Day

Paige Spiranac Feeling Herself Up of the Day

Margaret Qualley is Hot for an Ugly Chick of the Day

2016

Jan

Bella Thorne’s Fitness Porn Pic of the Day

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When you’re a 40 year old mom pretending the be an 18 year old Disney star, or Nickelodeon star, or whatever show they threw this busty stripper looking girl one to give dad’s something to jerk off to…

There is a serious importance to maintain a youthful body….doing spin class like any hot mom you see at the Starbucks in her workout gear..

Sure, this could be a product of hormones in the food, and starting to masturbate to porn online at the age of 9…

But I am a firm believer in being lied to about Bella Thorne…her age…everything…

You can’t trust anyone in this terrible world…

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2016

Jan

Hilary Duff in a Bikini Top of the Day

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I figure one Hilary Duff post isn’t enough in a day….so here’s another one…

I just can’t help but post pics of some teen jailbait star…turned billionaire empire running “Stuff by Hilary Duff” icon to a generation….only to get married and make babies…before realizing…she should get back to acting, even if she was never a good actor, but what else is she supposed to do with herself…

She’s got a good face, shitty tits, sturdy body, thick legs and people fucking love her, so here she is in some of her best work since Lizzy Mcquire, or whatever the fuck the show that made her famous was…

Here’s the instagram video…

A video posted by Hilary Duff (@hilaryduff) on Jan 1, 2016 at 4:32pm PST

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2016

Jan

Rihanna’s Got Tit of the Day

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Rihanna is famous and here is the side of her tit that you’ve all seen before…thanks to having seen her full tit over and over again..making these relatively obsolete…

I mean she’s no Rita Ora, who got famous or known because she dated a Kardashian before dating a music producer who now lives with Taylor Swift in his 20 million dollar LA house, because dude makes 110 million dollars a year as a fucking DJ and music producer…who like all the hipster weirdos you know 10 years ago at raves…sat at home and made shitty beats on his computer…only to hit…and I guess in hitting…making hits…

But Rita Ora, in all her titty pics for the paparazzi, is trying to replace Rihanna while ripping off everything Rihanna has done, trying to make more than these tit pics obsolete, but trying to make Rihanna obsolete…but the difference is…Rihanna actually has hit popsongs…and Rita Ora is just a doughy faced weird thing who dated a Kardashian and Taylor Swift’s fiance before Taylor Swift…a good story to tell when she’s working as a stripper…because I figure that’s what she already is.

TO SEE PICS OF RIHANNA LEAVING A CLUB IN NYC CLICK HERE

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2016

Jan

Cara Delevingne Boring in a Bikini of the Day

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The rumor of the day, that we can assume was put out by the Kardashians, because Cara is looking for more exposure and press seeing as being in Hollywood movies isn’t satiating her fame whoring ways enough, has been linked to Kendall Jenner..lesbians…fucking lesbians…with their scissoring and anger…a storyline that is great for the family, they’ve already got the tranny, they need the faggot to speak to that audience…covering all their fucking bases, and it might as well be with a model hipster queer…and not with some bull dyke, Chastity Bono as they already have a gender bender in the fucking mix…

Well, Cara, overly famous, not deserving of fame according to my expert authority..since I’ve been at this 12 years and no one even knows I exist…you know real fucking authority on fame…is in a bikini and I like bikinis..on pretty much anything with a pussy..

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2016

Jan

Shay Mitchell Canadian Ass in a Bikini of the Day

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Shay Mitchell is a Canadian actress who is ok looking, but more importantly, willing to post semi slutty pics, you know calculated slutty pics, as to not piss of her sponsors, agents or employers, because thanks to being on a hit show, she’s got 10,000,000 instagram followers, and that is pretty fucking huge, since it’s bigger than the population of Canada with an internet connection, even if 9 million of her fans don’t interact with her fucking picture…the above pic of her fucking ass in paradise has 400k likes…meaning 400,000 people saw it out of 9.9 million people, maybe the other 9.5 million people were out at lunch or taking a nap or some shit…

Either way, she’s famous, on TV, she’s rebranding herself, creating young adult fiction she’ll probably produce as a TV show or movie, and it’s all much more effective and clever than what most of you fools are doing…which is looking at her calculated ass pic

Posted in:SFW|Shay Mitchell

2016

Jan

Rosie Hungtington-Whitely for Glamour UK of the Day

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Rosie Huntington-Whitely is in a pretty conservative shoot for Glamour UK, from Erotic photographer David Bellemere, who has gone from taking pics of nude girls, to being the next Terry Richardson, pretty much attached to every single corporate campaign, published in every single magazine, which all pretty much happened this past year, who knows why…but I guess shooting nude models puts you on the radar and it made it happen for him or some shit…

Well, this isn’t about him, or these boring none nude pics of Rosie Huntington-Whitely, they are about Rosie Huntington-Whitely and her bitchy looking, high maintenance, rich and snobby face and more importantly tits, because they may be too good for me in real life, but in picture I can fuck their asses in my imagination as much as I fucking want..so I don’t win…never do…and even when I do win 2 dollars in scratchies, it doesn’t make up for losing at everything else…ya know..

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2016

Jan

Kendall Jenner Lesbian-ing on Kylie Jenner of the Day

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There’s a story that Kendall is dating some One Direction dude who fucked Taylor Swift named Harry Styles, because they were on a yacht together with Gigi Hadid and the other One Direction kid….

But then there’s another story that Kendall is a dyke and dating Cara Delevigne.

All stories produced by Kris Jenner…to keep people talking..

When the real story is if they were able to take this twerk video and carry it into a lesbian incest storyline and sex tape…Kendall always sexually assaults her…but they just fuck the same dudes…but can’t touch since that’s illegal…at least they’d be where they belong as broken, low level bottom feeders.

Kylie and Kendall are totally uninteresting characters, we can assume they are really fucking damaged, which gives us hope of a horrible crash and burn, as these things tend to happen, it’s just remarkable to me, that they’ve existed this long. I mean I guess America is really fucking mindless and dumb and buy into tabloid idiots, because it’s more interesting than taking correspondence classes to get their high school equivalency…

I mean if you think about it, their mom is this narcissist whore mongering woman, who uses her own kids as her talent pool of whores to monger…her sister’s a porn chick, her other sister is OJs kid, their dad is a woman….and through their whole life their were fucking puppets, watched in the fishbowl, used to sell product and a bullshit tabloid story, and one has become an overrated model…she’s just not a model…and the other is a lingerie clad booty model, despite being white, thanks to plastic surgery and her whore sister lead…

I am not telling you anything you don’t already know, it’s just unbelievable that in a world with so much content, these people book work. That brands support them despite being garbage, up on some Honey Boo Boo shit, but instead…everyone is working for them. I do not get it.

I also don’t get these softcore porn videos…Rolling Around in Lingerie…for no reason set to music. They are SO fucking cheesy…but I guess you can see their ass…straight for Kylie’s teen porn app…

Either way, they are doughy, vile, garbage…that must die.

Oh and here’s Kendall in Vogue….because Vogue supports garbage…if it is rich, has good rich, and looks like its disgusting mom….

Posted in:Kendall Jenner|Kylie Jenner|SFW

2016

Jan

What’s In Hilary Duff’s Pockets of the Day

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Here’s a new drinking game, only because everything is a drinking game to me, except actual drinking games, because I hate participating with people, playing along with people, even if I have won every single game I have ever played, without trying, because people are either idiots…or I am a superior intelligence, who has chosen to drink away my life, because there’s no point in becoming a billionaire….even though billionaires, like Hilary Duff’s ex husband, who along with being a billionaire…is also a well paid pro hockey player…because I guess when you’re a billionaire your family can hire the right coaches for you…get to fuck Hilary Duff..

I am not hugely into her big thighs, but I am very into how much she can shove into her back pockets, she’s like a military or first responder…only with iphones and wallets and whatever else is in there…and you know how I feel about first responders and their utility belts…coupled with rich as fuck girls…who just like having their hands free….but I prefer bare asses.

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2016

Jan

Tyga Texts a 14 Year Old Relentlessly of the Day

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Here’s a 14 year old girl named Molly O’Malia..who got hustled by TYGA, he’s some child molesting rapper who was fucking Kylie Jenner at her Parent’s request because it was good for business, since he has a high reach to the young market, which is what they were strategically trying to monetize and maximize, and whoring out the kids like a madame is pretty much what they do.

Either way, he’s hustling girls on some app called The Secret, which is creepy in and of itself, it’s probably an app that targets high school 15 year old kids because their parents aren’t on it and they can publicly say anonymous shit….and that means it is probably an app where all the pedophile, tween fuckers go to jerk off to tween sex fantasies and experiences that tweens privately post…

It’s the Yahoo! Answers of our generation….

Either way, all these kids be fucking, and invincible, fearless, looking for a rush, older dudes are pushing their limits…

Throw this motherfucker in prison, he’s a predator, using his celebrity to fuck kids. I’ve been saying it all along….press fucking charges…

Unless this is a lie, and Gloria Allred just saw her window to get her name and her “music” out there. Since every motherfucker wants to be famous…

Ridiculous…but here’s her music…because everyone wants to be famous….and she wants you to hear it…

Maybe 12 year olds need to stop dressing and acting like thirsty 20 year old sugar babies….trying to get a baby daddy…unless their birthdays are tattooed on their arms…it’s misleading…

Her now private INSTAGRAM profile pics look like a 40 year old…

Where the fuck are her parents…probably helping her take her fucking pics, holding the camera, doing the make-up….calling for meetings…and in 4 years…putting them in porn….disgusting people.

Posted in:SFW|Tyga

2016

Jan

Equinox Has Some Aggressive and Amazing Ads of the Day

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Equinox is some 200 dollar a month gym based in key places around the USA, where people make enough money, and are pretentious enough, to only want to sweat where they pay over 100 dollars a month, because they know that in New York, LA and Miami locations, the chances of seeing a model doing squats is higher than the 20 dolllar a month gym, since the model is at Equinox trying to find a rich husband or boyfriend to sugar daddy her life….and what better place to innocently lure him into her pussy than at the gym, so that they can tell people “oh we met at the gym”…and not “I hired her to suck my dick for 20k and kept her around”..

Either way, Equinox put out a pretty intense fashion campaign for the gym, including but not limited, but mainly including a really solid breastfeeding pic.

The photographer behind it is Steven Klein, he’s pretty famous and deservingly so, his shit is better than instagram photoshoots…ya know..

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