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2016

08

Jan

Irina Shayk’s Instagram Bikini Pic of the Day

I like Irina Shayk. I think she’s the perfect level of calculated, brilliant, Russian spy model…you know lacking a soul, out on a mission, all while having one of the best faces and bodies around…that A-Listers who aren’t Leo DiCaprio are fucking…and that will likely knock-up and get pregnant, because it’s security for a girl like this..who I believe will bounce back, because she’s like some kind of model wizard who made some kind of deal with the devil, or communist leader…to happen….

Seriously…what a solid fucking selife…it speaks to my soul….and by soul I mean…prostate…but that could just be the cancer.

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2016

08

Jan

Emmy Rossum’s Acting of the Day

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I like to sum up Emmy Rossum’s acting with these pictures from the Shameless season premiere…a show that pretty much made her, and that I like to say was the lucky turning point for her, where she was so unemployed she was debating going into porn, so showing tits for a show with William Macy, seemed like a better option…but the reality is that she was probably rich, never had to work, which is why she was able to get to Hollywood and wait around until something like this came up…because acting is a rich person activity, that whole “risking everything to make it”…is just a storyline, all these idiots have parents or sugardaddys who were willing to pay their rent…

Either way, great acting job for an average at best, now famous and well paid person who has blocked me off social media possibly after telling me off…because these idiots also take themselves too seriously…it happens with being coddled spoiled pussies..who in this case aren’t showing their pussies…but tits count for something…

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2016

08

Jan

LeeLee Sobieski in a Bikini of the Day

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Here’s a blast from the past…like El Chapo getting arrested again…LeeLee Sobieski…straight in a high waisted bikini…probably 40…reminding me of tits of yesteryear…straight from the late 90s…

She’s a mom…which you probably don’t care about, since you haven’t heard about her since 2008…it may explain the high waisted bikini…but it is 2016, and I guess if bitch feels the need to perform, now’s her last shot, since she hasn’t done anything in a decade….

The sad thing in all this is that she’s got a pretty busted up face and always have, you know a bit of a Jewish girl face, on some Sarah Jessica Parker level….with a sense of arrogance that she’s not average faced pig who doesn’t eat pig…because her body is pretty good…

She’s in St Barts, which is much like being in my ghetto part of town, covered in snow freezing…on a trip that costs more than my life…because she’s won…even if she’s done very little..

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2016

08

Jan

Victoria’s Secret Swim Catalog of the Day

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Victoria’s Secret does bikinis…and I’ve heard they are planning a summer season infomercial / fashion show…like their december lingerie one…to increase bikini sales…for the morons that are all of us…who pay attention to their brand like it is anything more than a sweatshop running, taking jobs away from Americans, ripping off Americans, with product they don’t even design but just repackage from asia, while overpaying these sluts, giving them egos as they make other girls feel inadequate about themselves because they aren’t VS models, forcing them to try harder all for nonsense…

Well, this is their catalog…featuring old lady Elsa Hosk, Lais Ribeiro, Taylor Hill, Sara Sampaio and Josephine Skriver and at least the styling, or creative direction is more interesting that it used to be…

Finally looking at the instagram models and saying “oh, we can do this fake artist shit too, people love it”…

And here it is…

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2016

08

Jan

Olympic Javelin Thrower Leryn Franco in a Bikini of the Day

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AS someone who has been jerking off to random bikini pics of random girls, mainly girls on social media, in bikini pics since before the internet had social media, and was something we called FORUMS or CHAT ROOMS, I can say with confidence that I don’t need or want accomplishments with my bikini pics.

I mean, I don’t really even need bikini pics, because I’m so desensitized to hot girls that I can’t even get hard at a strip club getting a lab dance because I’m like “so this is it”….

But what I’m saying is that I don’t need a girl to have any credits, or accomplishments, she doesn’t need a college degree, a big instagram following…she doesn’t need to be single, or famous, on TV or otherwise, she doesn’t need to know how to sing or fuck…just the bikini is enough…

So this bikini ass on an Olympic Javelin thrower…could be a bikini ass on anyone, with no need to focus on her Javelin throwing career, or track and field body…because I’d rather just stare at the “athlete”…probably one of the more obscure athlete asses….

I’ve heard “let’s watch women’s Olympic beach volleyball”…but never “javelin”…and I guess this is good marketing for the sport…

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2016

08

Jan

Rhian Sudgen LIngerie Cheese of the Day

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Life isn’t complete without a UK Glamour model from the UK, who made a name for herself as a titty model in cheesy fucking shoots in the UK media…like Page 3…posing for a lingerie company that looks about her caliber, or quality…you know the kind of fabric that gives a bitch a yeast infection and rash just putting it on….

I guess, along with getting to fuck UK Soccer players, sometimes, these tits get to do photoshoots for brands, and not just for free to get in the papers, like the famewhores they are…

Good for them….it makes their fucking rich dudes seem like like hooking….

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2016

08

Jan

Ava Sambora had Figured it Out of the Day

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Ava Sambora has posted a bikini pic everyday for the last few days and people are paying attention to her…

I am sure it has nothing to do with her mom being Heather Locklear and her dad being in Bon Jovi…I am sure her success that her hot young 18 year old in a bikini body has everything to do with her hard work, her high concept selfies, and the fact that she’s cheesy lookin’ all American lookin, perfect level of stripper looking, commercial instagram model…

And who really cares, when she’s going the same thirsty concept bikini pics, because people LOVE bikini pics…and concept makes it seem less desperate…right…I mean it works on me, even if 18 is creeper level 10…it’s legal..and in this case…pretty lovely…

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2016

08

Jan

Daniela Braga Titty for Harper’s Bazaar of the Day

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I don’t know who Daniela Braga is, but apparently she’s a Brazilian model, so there’s a 90 percent chance she’s got a dick, as all the lady like brazilians are actually men and all the women brazilians look like men…with dick clits and all..

I do know she’s in Harper’s Bazaar and people are positioning this as “controversial hair style”…because of the cornrows…in what I guess is “cultural appropriation” to the white privilege trying to find something to talk about…because cornrows are for black people only, and not for white fat kids on a cruise in the Caribbean….up on some “racist” to participate, even though for decades white people have been doing this forever, but now it’s not PC…shut the fuck up…

I also know she’s pulled out her tit. What do you know about that.

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2016

08

Jan

90s Model Comeback for Balmain of the Day

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I was masturbating in the 90s, meaning I wasn’t born in the 90s, so I remember when these “supermodels” were the most aggressively marketed girls of the generation, they were household names, and not the only thing people were masturbating to, I mean there were the 90s Playboy chicks and the 90s Victoria’s Secret girls, and the 90s actresses and more obscure models and porn chicks…but these three – Claudia, Cindy and Naomi were the tall , fashion industry, probably the top paid, most glamourous and they were all capable of landing at least one billionaire, because that’s the kind of hooking they did…

Balmain decided to bring them all together, in some reunion tour, like the recently announced Spice Girl reunion tour, for old timers and the kids who are appropriating the 90s because it’s hip and ironic, and 50 year olds may never have looked this good, thanks to technology, but they are still 50 year olds…and that, even to a 45 year old…is repulsive, but probably not as repulsive as all the sex I’m sure they’ve had in those 50 years, mainly the early part of their career…18 year olds navigating the scene…and I guess that, along with everything else, makes these three together in a publicity stunt, still speak to that fetish…

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2016

08

Jan

Alexandra Daddario Training for Baywatch of the Day

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Alexandra Daddario is in Baywatch the Movie…and I guess she’s training, or at least cock teasing…

I know what you’re thinking, you love anything with DAD in her name or as her name, because you’re weird…because your dad left your mom after knocking her up in a Mexican brothel for 40 dollars….

Or maybe you’re into her because she was on True Detective, or some other show, with her massive tits…that she was showing off and building a career and celebrity with…

Or maybe you have a fetish, that started in Summer camp, or at the public pool, of tits through water…

You like the way the water magnifies and distorts them, like real life scrambled porn…

I mean I don;’t know what they fuck your issues in life are, I just know that open mouth, eyes looking up, like a seal about to be thrown a bucket of fish, and by seal being thrown a bucket of fish I mean…a “take a load to the face” facial expression is what she wants you to see…

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