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2016

12

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Is the David Bowie death hype over? I think I’ve had enough personalized stories on my social media about how he touched their lives in various ways, from a song or movie to a concert or even a meeting and friendship with the guy…

I mean at least you only die one, because this would be tedious if it was a daily or weekly or even a yearly thing…

I guess it’s good to know that people like commercialized, media manipulated, art….you know since I’ve got this character I want to create who write a blog about celebrites that no one reads….

All this to say I want to use celebrity social media picture geotags to find love….. and/or myself in prison…

CROCS misses David Bowie..
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Hot Selfies
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The World is Falling Out of Love with Jennifer Lawrence!!
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Best Local NEWS Interview
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Crazy Ex Girlfriend’s Vehicular Manslaughter on Video
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Lindsay Lohan’s Racist and Spitting!
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Nicki Minaj and Farrah Abraham go Fight on Social Media
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Julianne Hough Had Coked up Anal Sex with Ryan Seacrest – Here She is Being Wholesome
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School Girl of the Day
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India PSA Urging People in India to Not Shit in Public
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Jane Fonda isn’t Upset – She’s Just BOTOX
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Girls Tugging on CLothes
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Warcraft Trailer
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2016

11

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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People are really into David Bowie…some of my favorite feminists want you to Remember when Lori Maddox and Sable Starr (the inspiration of kate hudson’s character in almost famous) had a threesome with him when they were 13 and 14? Groupies….Right? CLICK HERE ….while other people defend fucking 13 year olds and celebrate his work and music, which is pretty outstanding….

As a self involved asshole (I have a blog)…I realize when I die…I’ll have way less of an impact….in fact…I doubt anyone will notice or weeks maybe months until I am found in bed due to the smell…you know – a real legacy…to the guy who ends up finding me…

Here are some links…

So Many Thigh Gaps on Everyday Girls…
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Jamie Foxx Doesn’t Like Tarantino’s Use of the Word Ghetto
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Leo Explains his Disgust for Gaga….
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Why are plane windows round…
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Bella Thorne’s Glamor Mexico Shoot
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Charli XCX good TIT
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Giada De Laurentiis in a Bikini..
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David Bowie’s Last Video is a Goodbye
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Julianne Hough for Cosmo –
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Kendall Jenner Midriff..
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Lena Dunham Subs for Hilary Clinton
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Joanna Krupa Big Tits
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Priyanka Chopra Tits…
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Greer Grammer’s Got Huge Tits
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Katy Perry Rejecting Orlando Bloom
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Holly Peers in Lingerie…
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Katie Holmes and Jamie Foxx are Engaged
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Some Slut of the Day
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Time Lapse of Braces
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Cate Blanchett in Harper’s Bazaar
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Francesa Brambilla in a Slutty Bikini
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Kaley Cuoco’s Got Tits
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Leigh Anne Pinnock See Through
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Toni Garnn Topless at the Beach
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Girls In Glasses
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Rogue Wave Wipes Out Swimmers
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Dog Costume for the Win
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Jewel Kilcher Legs…
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Elsa Hosk Bikini Candids
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Miss Universe Wants James Franco Inside Them
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Stella Maxwell Models lingerie…
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Joanna Krupa Big Tits
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Look Both Ways Before Crossing the Road
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Tram Drivers Telling Each Other Not to Pic Up Drunk Guy
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Huge Fucking Tits and We Love Tits – Especially on Everyday Girls…
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Carmen Electra Showing Leg…
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Sean Penna and El Chapo Together…
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Cop Stops Dude from Suicide
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Who is this Whore….
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So Many Slutty Cam Girls Who Get Naked For Free….It’s Addictive…You’ve Been Warned…
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She Must have been Drugged….
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Delilah G – Big Tits…
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Well this is Fucking Repulsive
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Spin the Wheel and Strip
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Amateur Porn Army
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So Many Selfies of SLuts…Naked Selfies of Sluts…
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2016

11

Jan

Lady Gaga Nipple for V Magazine of the Day

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Lady Gaga makes me want to throw up…

So does her nipple.

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2016

11

Jan

Stella Maxwell Shows Her Nipples of the Day

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Stella Maxwell is a hipster model who Victoria’s Secret was scammed into using by her agency, thanks to hanging out with the right people and being all cool and hip and at all that…someone who was fingered by Miley Cyrus, or who fingered Miley…doesn’t matter…because she’s doing it tits…out…nipples out…as these young girls do…just so much tits, so much sex, so much fun…because nipples are fun!

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2016

11

Jan

Chloe Grace Moretz for Glamour Mexico of the Day

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Chloe Grace Moretz is in Glamour Mexico, because apparently Mexicans are into a girl who wore spandex and played a comic book action figure in Kickass….wearing Spandex at 14….perverts…in fact I think most Mexicans have a family of 4 at the age of 14 so it’s ok…

Now that she’s 18, the stigma, the excitement of her and her Olsen Twin looking face is a little less exciting for the perverts, but seeing her laying on her bed, on her stomach is position 2 I ask girls to do in their sexting with me on facetime…hump that pillow til you squirt….wedding the bed is my fetish…it reminds me of how troubled they are….thanks to their mom’s selling them out to the media.

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2016

11

Jan

Jorgie Porter in a Small Bikini….of the Day

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I don’t know who Jorgie Porter is…but she sounds like she’s from the UK…but her body doesn’t look like she’s from the UK at least not in this pic of her skinny as…

BUT HER FACE DOES!!!

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2016

11

Jan

Sara Underwood Ass on a Balcony of the Day

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Sara Underwood is showing her big Playboy tits and ass on her social media. She was in Playboy at 18, which is legal, but still pretty fucking young, especially if you have to hang out with 18 year olds…or if you’re waiting in line behind them anywhere in your life. They are so fucking annoying, but I guess old enough to legally get naked…which opened up some great doors for her, like getting fake tits, and having Ryan Seacrest fist her…DREAMS DO COME TRUE….only to come back to the internet with slutty pics, saying “well this worked in the past, let’s keep it going”….SMART!

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2016

11

Jan

Whitney Port in a Bikini of the Day

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Whitney Port is in a bikini. She’s a reality TV star who would normally have no reason to be in a bikini, no wait, she’s a girl so she has every reason to be in a bikini for attention and as a reality star, a fame whore who I am surprised is not actually posting pics of her fucking on her social media to get noticed…

I’ve heard she’s a rich kid, which is a whole other bag of crying for attention, but the body is good and even if it wasn’t I’d look and be as indifferent as most people I look at in bikinis…because I’m desenstized and need more anal…

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2016

11

Jan

Maitland Ward is Pretty Interesting of the Day

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Maitland Ward is a disaster….almost a perfect fucking disaster – as good a disaster gets…that reminds me of the saddest stripper who you saw 10 years after first seeing her at the strip club, only to still be there when you revisit after saying “shit I haven’t been to that strip club in 10 years”….you know who is still there, working the day shift, because all her hopes and dreams her bright faced perky tits once had, have slowly been choked the fuck out, but the good news is there’s medication she takes that keeps her rollin’ high and happy…

Maitland Ward was on a very hit show…Boy Meets World as the big titty girlfriend…and now she’s taking naked snapchats that aren’t even well lit, and look bootleg and pulled out of a fucking dumpster…shot on the first generation iphone…lit by a fucking candle…what the fuck is going on here….

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2016

11

Jan

Alessandra Ambrosio in a Bikini of the Day

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Alessandra Ambrosio is in a bikini. She’s a bikini model. This is some inception shit. Or as the tumblr kids would say “meta”….and it looks like she’s not even getting paid…this is like a doctor going to surgery at the grocery store just for fun…

I am not into Alessandra Ambrosio, but I do find it interesting that as a Brazilian, there is a 92% chance that she’s got a dick and that her kids she had as a good Catholic girl were bought in some Brazilian village…the plot thickens…and so do her tits…thanks to breast implants.

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