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Sara Sampaio Shows Off her Pussy in Tight Pants Under the Guise that it is a Fitness Video of the Day

Industry Flesh Puppet Jessica Alba Propagandizes for the Machine of the Day

Sydney Sweeney is Glamour’s Woman of the Year of the Day

Paige Spiranac Feeling Herself Up of the Day

Margaret Qualley is Hot for an Ugly Chick of the Day

2016

Jan

Natalie Portman for Dior of the Day

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I know what you are thinking, women are disgusting as fuck after giving birth….

Actually, maybe that’s just what I’m thinking when I see Natalie Portman for this BORING campaign, that I realize is more about being a sophisticated woman, rather than the Israel born Jewish girl that Jewish guys fucking love, because of the fantasy of getting a Jewish girl who looks as good as her pregnant and to have a life with, instead of the Jewish girl who looks more like a troll their parent’s arranged the marriage with…right..

She’s the second generation of Star Wars pussy, after already being an established actress, and people fucking love her…

I guess this isn’t a panty shoot, or a bikini shoot, or an accidental upskirt or nude scene, but I feel like she’s got a tight enough fanbase, that they get excited about everything she does…or however she hustles money…prostituting her celebrity like she was just getting started and is sitting on the casting couch…

I really have no idea why I am promoting this garbage for Dior…but let’s make other people rich…while I remain too poor to buy a case of fucking beer…I’ve played this all wrong…

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2016

Jan

Barbara Fialho Oiled Up of the Day

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Her name is Barbara Fialho….which sounds like Vile Ho…which hits close to home…because every girl I’ve ever slept with has been a vile ho, but unfortunately, none of them looked anything like this….

All this nostalgia is making me want to drink my feelings into numbness…but it probbaly has very little to do with Barbara Fialho, some Brazilian hairy tall thing…who works for Victoria’s Secret, because they obviously have a deal with some Brazilian pimp, he gives them great rates….or maybe Brazil is where they model farm is…who knows…

She’s been topless in a bunch of random shoots in her quest to get famous… CLICK THIS LINK because I have apparently already posted on her tits, as I do with most girls of all levels of fame and irrelevance…

They are just trying to make an honest living by getting half naked for anyone who pays her and gives her exposure, because it may lead to a life of luxury…or a rich husband…like it has for so many girls before her…some call it prostitution…

AND Here she is modelling oiled up and looking good…

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2016

Jan

Kat Dennings French Maid Outfit of the Day

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In case you forget….which I don’t because she tried to sue me for posting them, Kat Dennings LEAKED A BUNCH OF NUDE/TOPLESS PICS (scroll down) early on in her 3-5 year career, to make sure you remember who she is, to generate some buzz, and to most importantly, get cast in stupid TV shows people seem to like.

She’s always been a doughy, curvy, estrogen filled fertile looking woman that I assume people love because of our deeply rooted “GET A BITCH PREGNANT” genetic coding…

Well, she’s still the biggest girl on TV, literally, and most excitingly, I like to think of her as an old friend, a before she was famous friend, sure I only communicated with her through her lawyer…but it was magical for me…

Not as magical as her in a French Maid Costume, is that even still a thing in this porned up world where role playing is far more insane, French Maid seems totally irrelevant, just not to the shitty writers of her show…but she’s still got big tits…and people love big tits..

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2016

Jan

Kelly Brook Big Tits as Wonder Woman of the Day

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Kelly Brook is serious bottom feeding titty model who is really fucking old now…

She’s still got her tits, sure she’s fatter now, but she’s always been fat, I know Rugby players in the UK who have fucked her and they laugh about how sloppy she is or was…even at her prime…TRUE STORY…

I guess she’s been trying to make it in Hollywood, since she moved to LA at 37 a few years ago, instead of just settling down and making babies despite being pregnant…in the UK…because of delusions that made her think she’s got talent, that she is important, that she can make it in the industry…because no man has ever said no to him due to her tits…

Well, that strategy probably didn’t work, at least based on these pics, not that I know anything Kelly Brook is up to, I don’t really pay attention to last weeks kitchen garbage until it starts to smell, and this is her smelling…in the form of “LETs TRY TO GET NERDS ON BOARD, THIS IS NEW MARKETING STRATEGY, SLUTTY PICS AREN’T ENOUGH”…and it’s boring to me, but I guess you read blogs, making you a pretty pathetic person, so you should fucking LOVE this…I do it for you, think of it as Charity since I don’t get paid to do this….

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2016

Jan

Kylie Jenner in Jeans of the Day

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Kylie Jenner fascinates me….because she is both a dump truck full of garbage kind of person…while also being the garbage within the dump truck…

You can probably argue that it’s not her fault that she was raised amongst such garbage. That her entire life she’s had camera crews following her around as her stage mom and manager tried to hustle as many deals for her…creating a celebrity or it-girl without having any really reason, talent or purpose beyond vanity…

It’s like these self involved pigs are rich and bored and figure they need that stamp of approval to actually matter in the world….to appease that boredom and the public was responsive. They are the ultimate in spokespeople. They can sell product better than a pimp sells pussy to a bunch of asian businessmen…

Kylie Jenner is large, she’s not hot, she looks like she has flesh stapled to her face, but bitch knows how to whore herself…

She’s taking it in, because society says this is the ultimate, the top of the charts, as good as it gets…

It’s safe to assume she’s come falling down hard in the next 5 years, when she’s still under 25 and the world has moved the fuck on from the Kardashians…because they will…I know they willl…I believe…it may take a natural disaster, or an apocalypse, but eventually we won’t care…..and this bitch, will be so lost…she’ll have no choice but suicide…YAY…

Posted in:Kylie Jenner|SFW

2016

Jan

Carolina Jaramillo’s Naked in Bubbles of the Day

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I have no idea who Carolina Jaramillio is…but apparently I follow her on instagram….

It always makes me laugh when I see random titty pics of models and think, I wonder who she is, does she actually matter, is she a legit model or has she just got a famous enough photographer to take nude pics of her, that blogs put this shit…

It’s just so fucking hard to determine if they are working girls, or WORKING GIRLS if you know what I mean, because everyone is getting naked these days, which makes it all just so confusing for me to figure out…

More often than not, I’m already following the girl getting naked in the photoshoot I’m looking at. Like this Carolina Jaramillio…but she doesn’t follow me back, what a cunt, she just wants people to support in her quest to get famous, and doesn’t want to support the people who support her, and she doesn’t want to fuck up her ratio, making her a typical woman who just TAKES AND TAKES AND TAKES the attention she can get….cunt…

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2016

Jan

Scout Willis Titty Scandal while Tallulah Willis wears a Thong of the Day

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I saw this on a forum, they claim it’s Scout Willis fashing her tits, and I figured I would post it, because the Willis sisters, were at one point in time, the celebrity rich kids that people paid attention to, and were forced to face just how much plastic surgery their mom had, because they were all very questionable looking, but not too questionable to succeed in the hipster market, where they were loved and adorned, and led the movement of flashing their tits, showing their nipples, being in weird artist photoshoots, and trying to have more purpose than just being Bruce Willis and Demi Moore’s trust fund recipients.

I never really hated on them, maybe just the sister RUMER, because she looked like a potato, and I’m trying eat Carb Free…as I don’t want my leg amputated from Diabetes and apparently, my fry addiction works against that…not that that has anyting to do with the younger Willis Sisters…like SCOUT and her nipple or Tallulah and her thong ass…or even Rumer who has since done Dancing with the Stars and has also done Plastic surgery with her mom, because even if they were raised in mountain in Montana, where Ashton Kutcher developed his internet addiction that has since made him a billionaire before leaving his stepkids to post nudes…they still are as bad as all the other celebrity kids…it’s just the way they are raised and the life they live but I’m ok with them getting naked…

Scout on top – Tallulah on bottom…

Posted in:Scout Willis|Tallulah Willis

2016

Jan

Crackhead Babe in Atlanta And Other Videos of the Day

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Weird Car Accident…

Cop Slaps a Girl

Student Causes Scooter Crash

WTF Accident…Guy Thrown Out of Car…

Shawshank Redemption Style Prisoner Escape

Anaconda Ate a Pitbull…

Man Makes Wife Walk Streets of NY Naked

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2016

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I don’t care about politics, but I do talk pop culture, and that makes me wonder how many hookers Trump fucked as a young millionaire real estate tycoon in the 80s….

I wonder how much cocaine he fed these hookers, some of whom he married…

Whether they were “models” or beauty contestants, they were his generation instagram models….which is code for escort….and you know he monetized.

I guess what I am saying is that it’s nice that America as a people, don’t seem to care about questionable pasts, presidents don’t need squeaky clean images, as long as a person is on TV or in the tabloids for 30 years, the public feel like they know the person and support, and everyone is so porned up, who cares if the person has questionable morals that got them rich…even if those questionable morals definitely fucked people over…

I don’t care about politics, but I do care about hookers…and I am glad we live in an era where we can collectively see past that…so more jerk off material is made available to me..

Here are some stepLINKS…in the morning..

Courtney Stodden Street Walker
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So Many Underbooob….
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Bathing in 500 Lbs of Putty
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Old Lady Dropping Her Bathing Suit Bottoms
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New Suicide Squad Trailer’s Pretty Crazy
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Los Angeles SPandx Round Up
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Some Whore in Some Bikinis
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History Lesson – Pics from Minutes After WWII
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Sarah Palin Endorses Trump – Hours Later Her Son Track Palin Gets Arrested
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Girl With Dimples.
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Alexis Arquette Calls Will Smith a Faggot
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Kate Winslet Wants Leo to Win
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Asshole Pilot Fakes an Emergency To Propose
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2016

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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I’ve been trying to convince a feminist to become an instagram model..for the last few hours to trick her into sending me nudes. I like seeing vagina.

I think I ruined it when I defended college level date rape with “well the girl should know better than to drink a drugged drink, it’s like watch your shit, you’re not 5 years old”…you know why is everyone getting drugged…it just seems like bullshit overly drunk to me…so drunk…they’d rather say they got drugged…

Once she hated me for that, I asked if it would be rape if I said “i am going to take you to dinner, drug your drink and fuck you”….because if you agree to that…it’s consent…

Either way…no nudes…but stepLINKS I’ve got stepLINKS…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Girls Tugging on Clothes
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Ricky Martin is Willing to Fuck Girls Again
http://dlisted.com/2016/01/19/qotd-ricky-martin-is-open-to-diving-back-into-cooch/

History of Swearing in Flim
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Hailey Baldwin Gets Paid 50k to Go to Events. Dresses Like She Gets Paid 100 Dollars a Fuck
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Disgusting Bikini Change Vagina
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20 Horrendous Tattoo Fails…
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Hot Cat of the Day
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Caitlyn Jenner is Writing a Book…
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Kaley Cuoco Rides her Horse..
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Khloe Kardashian and her Sex Tape…
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Zoey Duetch Slutty and good
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David Bowie Turned Down Coldplay because Coldplay Sucks..
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A Bunch of Fan Girls…
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Lisa and Her Big
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Jennifer Aniston Old Lady in a Dress
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Mind Blowing Dessert
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Dad Said You’ve Been Playing Too Much PS4
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Charlotte McKinny bra
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Solveig Mork in Lingerie – Lookn’ Good
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How To Make Pizza Waffles
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Massive Tits on a Massive Monster with Nipples
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Aunt Viv of Fresh Prince Is Out to Get Will Smith…
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Huge Tits…
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The X-Files Trailer
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Adele Exarchoupoulos
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Courtney Stodden’s Huge Tits
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Puerto Rican Slut in a Bikini
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Chrissy Teigen’s Boobs are Huge
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Neighbors 2 – Sorority Rising Seems ridiculous
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The Science of Internet Trolls…
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A Bunch of Pin-Up girls…
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Behind the Scenes with WWE Whore’s Nude Pics..
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Angelina Jolie – Kung Fu Panda Premiere
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Taylor Swift Leaving the Gym
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Russian Actress in Maxim
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Kelly Bensimon’s Bikini
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Downhill Skater Lears a Lesson
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Best Hooker Trolling
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Jessica Biel’s Ass…
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Perfectly Timed Photos…
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Kate Beckinsale is Amazing
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The Electric Fork…
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Air Baltic Flight Attendants are Amazing…
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Random Tumblr Porn
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Awkward Moments in Porn
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Stripper Goes Mental!
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Blonde Slut Masturbates All Day….
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Greek Whore of the Day
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Naked Dude Bends Over Hit by a Car…
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Fuck Machine Masturbations..
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Shy on her First Time…
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Sex Machine Baby
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So Many Slutty Cam Girls Who Get Naked For Free….It’s Addictive…You’ve Been Warned…
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Some Chick Named Stephanie Moore Should be More Naked
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Two Naked Girls Together
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Eat Your Milk and Ceral. The Most Disgusting Way…
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Mini Britney Spears…
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Sluts of Naked Selfies of SLuts – Naked Selfies of Sluts…
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