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2016

19

Jan

Selena Gomez Trying to be a Meme of the DAy

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One of my least favorite trends in memes on social media, something that these idiots seem to constantly post and pass around, because it’s so relatable to their basic fucking existences, is the “When They…”….or the “When you…”….caption set to a stupid fucking pic…

Selena Gomez posted this – “when they play your song at the club”

You know her version of what she does when her song comes on, not realizing that the song is only being played in a club because she’s at the club, dealing with her Chemotherapy and lupus through hard drinking and late night parties. Cry for her suffering.

But since no one can really relate to this, since we don’t have songs of our own played in clubs, and she’s just furthering the proof that she’s absolutely disconnected from reality, making it less offensive than the other memes that connect pop culture…

“when you…” bullshit that tries to make us all one common people and it works, because all these morons are posting and sharing these one liner, laughing and thinking “OMG THAT IS SO TRUE – I AM DUMB”….it’s about as thought provoking as a meme, that takes 3 seconds to digest, can possibly be. But that’s the world we live in, one of no attention span morons who are more interested in taking selfies to get sex from dumb bitches than using brains…

I guess what I’m saying is that I fucking hate “When You…” memes and the lowest form of human that shares them…I’m talking to you Selena Gomez. Why hasn’t your disease won yet, you cunt.

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2016

19

Jan

Miley Cyrus Engagement Ring of the Day

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Apparently Miley Cyrus is back with her “fiance” Liam Hemsworth.

In case you don’t remember, before she went off the fucking rails and became the Miley Cyrus people actually cared about, she was engaged to Liam Hemsworth….

You know the Queer or Bisexual, genderless, pussy pretty much spread in every photoshoot she did, in outrageous costumes, trying to be weird, but pretending it happened organically, while the analytical mind and pretty much everyone except some basic kids and old people knew she was ripping off some weird tumblr personalities, shamelessly, getting rich off the ideas of others, like she was Amy Schumer stealing jokes and getting famous for it, all to make her connect with the people who don’t see right through her bullshit…all while showing tits, making it worth looking…low hanging fruit..

Well, she’s just a Disney star, phoney bullshit…and I’m all for her showing us her tits…even when I know everything else about her is a fucking lie…including but not limited to this publicity stunt with her ex because these Hollywood types, even when they play the “I dont give a fuck”…actually care and crave being talked about…

Under all her costumes and silly is the exact same lame girl she was 4 years ago….which is why she’s gone back to this…after fucking a lot of people during their break…not the Hemsworth cares, he’s just in this for the press.

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Posted in:Miley Cyrus|SFW

2016

19

Jan

Man Catches Wife Flirting – Makes Her Walk the Street Naked in NY and Other Videos of the Day

QUAD FAIL – WTF!

Best Suicide Fail Ever

Woman Showing Off on Motorcycle Falls

Fake Beggar Caught

Tire Smashes Through a Car Window

Russian Skiing Behind Train…in RUSSIA

Great MLK Interview

St Louis Metrolink in St Louis

Crackhead on Fire…

Car VS GAs Station

Naked Protestor of the Day

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2016

19

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Dress code at my office is as slutty as possible

Seriously…I’m naked right now…

Can’t get more slutty than naked…

I mean I guess I could start sticking things in my ass, hoping for a prostate orgasm, but I was never into that…but that’d be way sluttier than just naked…

I dress slutty to set a precedence, you know to build a company culture, hoping one day I can hire a hot girl but she needs to get into our already slutty groove.

I like to plan ahead like that…

Here are some stepLINKS in the Morning…

Some Huge Fucking Tits
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Miley Cyrus Moves Back in with her Ex Fiance
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35 Photos from Russia
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The X Files Trailer
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Some Useless Chick Named Lauren Stoner in a Bikini
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Cuba Gooding Hates OJ
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How Russians Deal with Terrorists
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Hayden Panettiere’s Tits are Great
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Hot Blonde in Hot Bikinis
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Girls Tugging On Clothes!
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Jennifer Aniston Legs
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2016

18

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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I have a dream…

That I’d never have to update a blog like a teenage girl again.

I have a dream…

That I wouldn’t need to compete on social media for fans like a teen girl.

I have a dream…

That I am not addicted to this shit, as I wait around for the day to turn into going to get drunk.

I have a dream…and here it is in stepLINKS…

Not as inspiring as Martin Luther King, I won’t have a day named after me, where peopled don’t work, but good enough.


Monday Thigh Gaps
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Slutty Lady Gaga’s With a Lesbian
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Netflix Announces Premiere’s for 10 Original Shows
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Claudia Jordan in a Bikini
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Juno Temple Braless
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GQ is Homo
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22 x 22 Rubiks Cube
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Cuba Gooding Jr Didn’t Meet OJ…
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Kate Beckinsale Cleavage…
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Eating Weird Dishes from the 1950s
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Olivia Wilde Braless…
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Jada Pinkett is Boycotting Oscars
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Jacki Sandler See Through…
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A Bunch of Selfies
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Slut of the Day
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Scary Doll Comes To Life
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Lisa Maffia Large Boobs
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Julie Engelbrecht Naked in a Movie
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Suicide Squad has New Poser and Trailer
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Vanessa Hudgens Lookin’ Good…
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Monika Synytyzc Modeling…
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Toni Braxton See Through..
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Irina Shyak in NYC
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Two Dinosaurs Having Sex
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Kate Winslet Begs For Leo’s Oscar….
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Sara Jean Underwood in a Thong…
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Nathalie Emmanuel Bra – Top
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5000 Watt Wasp Killer
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Nicole Scherzinger Butt
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Farting Waffle is Silly
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Huge Tits
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Older Guy Out Dances Everyone in The Room
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Male Escort Named Big Red Banged Tom Cruise in 1999
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Carly Rae Jepsen See Thru Monster….
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Cars Crashing in the Same Corner
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Sexy Magician
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Amy Schumer wants to Eat Out Lily TOmlin…
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Girls in Sports Bras…
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From stepSMUT!! LINKS BELOW ARE VERY NSFW!
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Stripper Goes Mental!
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Blonde Slut Masturbates All Day….
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Big Titties…
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A Girl and her Excellent Breasts
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So Many Slutty Cam Girls Who Get Naked For Free….It’s Addictive…You’ve Been Warned…
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Twerk of the Day
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Can’t Wash the Dirty Off these Sluts
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Eat Your Milk and Ceral.
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Weirdest Masturbation Ever
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Charlotte McKinney Nipples
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1/4 of Adults Have Had Sex in the Gym…
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Malin Akerman Had a Hard Time Keeping a Straight Face in Sex Scene with Paul Rudd
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Naked Selfies of Sluts…
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2016

18

Jan

Jessica Alba Mom Ass and Mom Pussy Definition in Leggings of the Day

Jessica Alba is bullshit…and these pants are probably bullshit too…only because I assume they are jacked up with spandex to shape her this way…but more importantly to squeeze her mom pussy into place so that it doesn’t look like the horror scene it probably is…

Jessica Alba is bullshit, because she’s an actress, a really fucking bad actress who got eaten up by the industry, they loved her and cast her as the hot chick in all kinds of garbage money making movies, who’s latest role is playing a CEO or figurehead I call “Use her celebrity to sell organic products that aren’t organic…her female fans will buy into it and we’ll all be billionaires.”

I like using her fame whoring to remind me of what she’s actually all about.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

TO SEE HER IN GOOD HOUSEKEEPING LIE CLICK HERE

Posted in:Jessica Alba|SFW

2016

18

Jan

Hayden Panettiere’s Huge Tits of the Day

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Hayden Panettiere has some huge fucking tits…not sure how that happened, maybe it’s hormonal or pregnancy…all milk filled…but they are probably implants that she got to make her really broad muscular gymnast looking back more proportionate…

I feel like we already knew she got implants, it’s already been discussed, but I don’t keep track of any of these bitches, especially not Hayden Panettiere.

She is virtually a no one..but she’s got a solid fan base of people who like girls who are 4 feet tall who fuck, marry and get knocked up by someone 6 foot 7…in some creepy Russian fetish sex…that confuses me, makes me think of some kind of sex circus, that I want to watch…

She also survived another sex scandal that she’s totally neglected to address, that no one bothered reporting, because it was probably bullshit…even though it was the most interesting thing she’s pulled off to date featuring her soap star mother and father letting their Hollywood friends ave their way with her….a possiible lie…totally disgusting…but believable if you know anyone in Hollywood…and if true fucked up enough to make her a good time….in all her damage…and possibly the reason she needs such a big dick to fill her…

I guess what I’m saying is…Good Cleavage…Good Times…because with tits like this she hardly looks like an overrated midget from a TV show no one cares about…except fans from when she played a superhero on TV…who are loyal thanks to a lack of social skills.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Hayden Panettiere|SFW

2016

18

Jan

Emma Watson’s New Look of the Day

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Emma Watson is the Harry Potter girl who I guess is mourning Alan Rickman’s death, you know because he was like a father to her or some shit…or maybe she’s just trying to hide her drunken face from the paparazzi…because she’s so famous and has been forever, that sometimes, she just wants her privacy, like when leaving nightclubs, possibly shit faced, or maybe rocking herpes scabs or puffy eyes from crying, since all these famous girls are fucking crazy girls…all needy and demanding and rich and fucking coddled…with friends who aren’t real friends but staff..in a trust no one, while being really insecure because you always have an audience…the perfect recipe for drug addiction and premature death…where all her fans will cry and share stories about jerking off to her at 14, but not in a creepy Harry Potter weirdo fan way, but rather in a “I was imagining her at 18, I’m not a pedo” way…

Either way, love her new look.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Emma Watson|SFW

2016

18

Jan

Ruby Aldridge for Love and Lemons of the Day

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Ruby Aldridge is my favorite…she’s Lily Aldridge’s sister who doesn’t work for billion dollar commercial sweatshop brands to make a lot of money and feel good about herself…but she is also a model, all tall and lovely, and she does do pictures for underwear companies like For Love and Lemons, that unfortunately, aren’t lingerie pictures, but that are a reminder that she’s got some substance, she’s not some exploit herself for instagram followers and fame, and she seems to be a little more interesting that mall brand counterparts…

I am a fan of her, her face and I wish she’d respond to the love letters I write her everyday, but she’s probably engaged or married to a guy in a band, that’s how these girls do these things…and I”m not mad about that, I just hope she doesn’t get pregnant because that would make me cry..not that I cry, I’m too sociopathic for that, but I like to say I do…it increases my chances of getting love…from people who aren’t my wife.

Posted in:Ruby Aldridge|SFW

2016

18

Jan

Alessandra Ambrosio and Cristiano Ronaldo in GQ of the Day

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I used to work in an office filled with what were called metrosexuals, it was the late 90s and that was a thing.

They ran the gayest website of all time, I mean other than gay porn or gay content, since it was designed for the everyday man…but in all their going to the gym to shower together, while dressing in what they thought made them look GQ, getting their hair done, shaving their chests, talking about how to pick-up girls using their tactics, when really just wanting the gangbang to have an excuse to play with each other’s boners, in what was Euro homophobes, where the gayest dudes play hetero….leaving me to wonder “why do they hate gay dudes so much, when clearly they are the biggest fucking faggots around”….

Well back then, Cristiano Ronaldo, was their idol, they fucking loved this guy, they dressed like him, wanted to be him and there was no way they didn’t want to fuck them in their weird way – while he would probbaly fuck them because when he’s not pulling the Leo with models like Irina Shayk, and now Ambrosio for GQ….Euros…

Here are the pics…

Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio|SFW