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2016

05

Jan

Ava Sambora Brings Out the Tits of the Day

18 year old bikini selfie….because magazines and photographers may not care about her…but instagram does….

Ava Sambora is probably a damaged rich kid, who is now 18, so not creepy for you to jerk off to, even if she looks like a 15 year old trying to be slutty for her instagram, in efforts to get famous like a Kardashian…

You know that being Richie Sambora’s Bon Jovi daughter with hooker/ model / actor Heather Locklear…the groupie…means she lives the good life, with people not necessarily prepared for the good life, or being parents really, because they never had to grow up as life just fucking happened for them, too into themselves and lazy to really instill good values, but rich enough to give her everything, including but not limited an ego..entitlement and with social media the way it is, a need to have the most damn followers she can…via half naked bikini pics…solid.

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2016

05

Jan

Anne Hathaway has a Hard Pregnant Nipple of the Day

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I am blown away by dudes I meet who are into pregnancy porn, or ready to drop porn, or who say that pregnant women, with their weird parasites growing in their pussy region, for 9 months before being shat out of their vagina, only to ruin their pussy, and really their bodies, along with the rest of their fucking life…their freedom, their happiness, everything…

I mean, I guess there is a bit of an LOL in fucking another dude’s pregnant wife, you know just because it brings that “omg she’s such a fucking slut, she’s cheating on her husband, while she has his baby in her”…level of amazing that I experience everytime I fuck a married women…

I am also blown away by dudes I meet who talk about Anne Hathway like she’s hot…but here she is in a bikini top with a hard nipple…it does nothing to me, but I’m impotent and have low testosterone. She looks bloated, like she eats alot, like her shits are disgusting, all while whining….about her pregnancy symptoms…making me look at her with deep rooted hatred and normally I feel zero…it’s all part of being a psychopath.

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2016

05

Jan

New Star Wars Chick in a Bikini of the Day

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I like this pussy forward, pelvic thrust by Daisy RIDLEY.

I am the only person who hasn’t seen Star Wars, I hate Star Wars…but I do know that Han Solo dies, that’s fucking internet for ruining everything…not that I care that he dies, as far as I’m concerned he died back when he married Ali McBeal….I am not much of a spoiler alert, spoiler, I am just spoiled, and if you’re an actual star wars fan, you’ve already seen the shit and know dude’s dead…unless you’re reading this from prison. In which case…sucks to be you…please don’t make a point of killing me…like you were Steve Avery..

Either way, her name is Daisy Ridley, she’s the new Natalie Portman or Carrie Fisher, who will no be able to have a career outside of Star Wars..or who now has the most lucrative of careers because of Star Wars…seeing as before Star Wars…she didn’t even have a fucking agent…

I guess she’s in the illuminati…makes sense..

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2016

05

Jan

Josephine Skriver and some Instagram Whore in Bikinis in Bali of the Day

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Here’s a pretty funny picture of a Josephine Skriver, who is one of the new Victoria’s Secret models.

She is pretty hot, very hyped up, people are talking about her, and she’s rolling with all the instagram whores, giving the illusion that she matters…to herself and people who use instagram….

The most interesting thing about her is that she was a test tube, genetically modified, child of a gay biologist, in a lab funded by Victoria’s Secret, to create a system to breed models..using DNA modifications…and she worked…

The other interesting thing is the tits her fame whore, attaching herself to a legit model, friend who probably fucked a Kardsahian in her quest to be fame, but never becoming famous, but getting 1,000,000 followers on instagram, which satisfies her sads and desperate…I hate this one, we’ve emailed each other and she’s not a fan of me making fun of her implants…becuase instagram whores are sensitive when you tease them

Here’s her ass in shorts…

Here’s her Crotch Shot as a Monkey Attacks her…

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2016

05

Jan

Bella Thorne’s Fitness Porn Pic of the Day

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When you’re a 40 year old mom pretending the be an 18 year old Disney star, or Nickelodeon star, or whatever show they threw this busty stripper looking girl one to give dad’s something to jerk off to…

There is a serious importance to maintain a youthful body….doing spin class like any hot mom you see at the Starbucks in her workout gear..

Sure, this could be a product of hormones in the food, and starting to masturbate to porn online at the age of 9…

But I am a firm believer in being lied to about Bella Thorne…her age…everything…

You can’t trust anyone in this terrible world…

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2016

05

Jan

Hilary Duff in a Bikini Top of the Day

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I figure one Hilary Duff post isn’t enough in a day….so here’s another one…

I just can’t help but post pics of some teen jailbait star…turned billionaire empire running “Stuff by Hilary Duff” icon to a generation….only to get married and make babies…before realizing…she should get back to acting, even if she was never a good actor, but what else is she supposed to do with herself…

She’s got a good face, shitty tits, sturdy body, thick legs and people fucking love her, so here she is in some of her best work since Lizzy Mcquire, or whatever the fuck the show that made her famous was…

Here’s the instagram video…

A video posted by Hilary Duff (@hilaryduff) on Jan 1, 2016 at 4:32pm PST

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2016

05

Jan

Rihanna’s Got Tit of the Day

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Rihanna is famous and here is the side of her tit that you’ve all seen before…thanks to having seen her full tit over and over again..making these relatively obsolete…

I mean she’s no Rita Ora, who got famous or known because she dated a Kardashian before dating a music producer who now lives with Taylor Swift in his 20 million dollar LA house, because dude makes 110 million dollars a year as a fucking DJ and music producer…who like all the hipster weirdos you know 10 years ago at raves…sat at home and made shitty beats on his computer…only to hit…and I guess in hitting…making hits…

But Rita Ora, in all her titty pics for the paparazzi, is trying to replace Rihanna while ripping off everything Rihanna has done, trying to make more than these tit pics obsolete, but trying to make Rihanna obsolete…but the difference is…Rihanna actually has hit popsongs…and Rita Ora is just a doughy faced weird thing who dated a Kardashian and Taylor Swift’s fiance before Taylor Swift…a good story to tell when she’s working as a stripper…because I figure that’s what she already is.

TO SEE PICS OF RIHANNA LEAVING A CLUB IN NYC CLICK HERE

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2016

05

Jan

Cara Delevingne Boring in a Bikini of the Day

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The rumor of the day, that we can assume was put out by the Kardashians, because Cara is looking for more exposure and press seeing as being in Hollywood movies isn’t satiating her fame whoring ways enough, has been linked to Kendall Jenner..lesbians…fucking lesbians…with their scissoring and anger…a storyline that is great for the family, they’ve already got the tranny, they need the faggot to speak to that audience…covering all their fucking bases, and it might as well be with a model hipster queer…and not with some bull dyke, Chastity Bono as they already have a gender bender in the fucking mix…

Well, Cara, overly famous, not deserving of fame according to my expert authority..since I’ve been at this 12 years and no one even knows I exist…you know real fucking authority on fame…is in a bikini and I like bikinis..on pretty much anything with a pussy..

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2016

05

Jan

Shay Mitchell Canadian Ass in a Bikini of the Day

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Shay Mitchell is a Canadian actress who is ok looking, but more importantly, willing to post semi slutty pics, you know calculated slutty pics, as to not piss of her sponsors, agents or employers, because thanks to being on a hit show, she’s got 10,000,000 instagram followers, and that is pretty fucking huge, since it’s bigger than the population of Canada with an internet connection, even if 9 million of her fans don’t interact with her fucking picture…the above pic of her fucking ass in paradise has 400k likes…meaning 400,000 people saw it out of 9.9 million people, maybe the other 9.5 million people were out at lunch or taking a nap or some shit…

Either way, she’s famous, on TV, she’s rebranding herself, creating young adult fiction she’ll probably produce as a TV show or movie, and it’s all much more effective and clever than what most of you fools are doing…which is looking at her calculated ass pic

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2016

05

Jan

Rosie Hungtington-Whitely for Glamour UK of the Day

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Rosie Huntington-Whitely is in a pretty conservative shoot for Glamour UK, from Erotic photographer David Bellemere, who has gone from taking pics of nude girls, to being the next Terry Richardson, pretty much attached to every single corporate campaign, published in every single magazine, which all pretty much happened this past year, who knows why…but I guess shooting nude models puts you on the radar and it made it happen for him or some shit…

Well, this isn’t about him, or these boring none nude pics of Rosie Huntington-Whitely, they are about Rosie Huntington-Whitely and her bitchy looking, high maintenance, rich and snobby face and more importantly tits, because they may be too good for me in real life, but in picture I can fuck their asses in my imagination as much as I fucking want..so I don’t win…never do…and even when I do win 2 dollars in scratchies, it doesn’t make up for losing at everything else…ya know..

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