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2015

29

Dec

Mariah Carey’s Bathing Suit Pic of the Day

Yesterday….magic happen…the spirit of Christmas herself, Mariah Carey, brought out the one piece bathing suit…in a snowy hot tub party like some kind of frat party girl, not scared of all the fluids and bacteria being kept alive in the soupy water….

She posed for 2 miles away from the photographer, so that you can’t see her imperfections in her old, thick, mom body…but lucky she has tits bigger than my head…that are all that matter to her and her career, except maybe for her singing women fucking love…and you can see those fuckers from space..

I’m not a Mariah Carey fan..but tits are tits and when they are famous tits…they are more important than tits…

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2015

29

Dec

Brittny Gastineau Old Washed Up Nipple Slip of the Day

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It brings me great joy, thanks Christmas, that Brittny Gastineau looks like an old, washed up, dumpy pig of a girl in her bathing suit….

She is still strategically fame whoring, pulling her nipple out, trying to be like her friends, who probably aren’t her friends, but who she wanted so much to be, the Kardashians and Paris Hilton….only they pulled it off, while Brittny Gastineau got a few paparazzi pics over the years…that never worked out for her…she even had a reality show no one cared about….and that was before she was old and fat and sloppy…..

But here she is now…old and fat and sloppy….If you’re wondering why I get joy out of failed fame whores…because I usually don’t care about anything or anyone…it’s because Brittny Gastineau was a cunt to me. I don’t remember what she did to me, but there was something that made her the enemy, and I guess she’s self destructed. They all do…these girls have a window….they all sluts…with broken slut holes.

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Posted in:Brittny Gastineau|SFW

2015

29

Dec

Daria Malygina by Igor Oussenko for Treats! of the Day

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TREATS!

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2015

29

Dec

Daddy Issues Daisy Lowe in a Bikini of the Day

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Daisy Lowe is great and not just because she’s got tits…or because she’s turned those tits into hipster modeling before everyone was doing it…back before she had kids and was in her 30s…

Sure, she was able to leverage her dad who denied being her dad most of her life…until he got paternity tested…and her stepmom Gwen Stefani, causing strain on that weirdo relationship, that has since allowed her dad to go back to fucking real trannies…not just pop stars who look like one…

But she’s always had tits…tits that may not be as awesome today as they were back then when she was everywhere…but still tits…as tits remain until they get breast cancer and RIP….

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Posted in:Daisy Lowe|SFW

2015

29

Dec

Natalia Bulycheva is Some Model doing Ballet for Stolnick of the Day

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Natalia Bulycheva is some ballet posing model…because I guess that’s how communism works…and I love her…

I am just disappointed that she’s not on some mail order bride site, unless Stolnick magazine is a mail order bride site….I’m too lazy to check….and too busy trying to give my half retard brain some culture in a “so this is ballet, I didn’t see Black Swan lesbianism with Mila Kunis, and I don’t really hit up Nutcracker every year because I am no faggot.

When you think about flexible skinny chicks in leotards..all that dance and gay shit goes out the window…and becomes straight softcore communist Russia fetish porn….with articles of clothing that rub tits and pussy at the same time due to genius engineering….

The only thing to fear with Russian women, is that they are spies and killing machines…with Russian mobster boyfriends who will kill you, so it’s better to focus your Russian fetish on cam girls not magazine models living in Europe…..but you can follow their Instagram

Posted in:Natalia Bulycheva|SFW

2015

29

Dec

Nadja Bender by Isa Jacob of the Day

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Her name is Nadja Bender – she is on INSTAGRAM where she does the majority of her work, with daily pictures of her face and her life, and 76,000 people, have passively followed her for the tits or in hopes of the tits, tits she constantly posts, because it’s the only modeling work she’s done over the years…..and that is assuming they aren’t paid followers, as these people do, because no one knows who Nadja Bender is…I DON’T KNOW WHO NADJA BENDER IS….maybe the name of her memoir should be “who is Nadja Bender”….but I do know I appreciate her, because she gets naked, and naked makes me care..enough…to notice…and I guess that’s what her, and really all these young models are trying to pull off…get naked, get work, people talk because men are pathetic little perverts who are easy to manipulate…

Yes, all these young models trying to pull off the EMILY RATAJKOWSKI SCAM are interchangeable…but this Bender is special…because they are the tits I’m staring at now..and I have little to no attention span so I take the tits in my face..let’s go on a bender with Bender…until our penises collectively fall off and society rejoices because we can’t reproduce….which is ok..because the only thing I want to reproduce inside is this hot model pussy….even though model pussy is usually hot from the rich guy herpes they got thinking it was a big break…and not just hot to look at…proceed with caution..

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2015

29

Dec

Romee Strijid in Underwear Dancing for Love Advent of the Day

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The Christmas spirit lives…

Christmas is over, but Love Magazine is so contemporary, so avant garde, so artistic, so edgy, so advanced, so cutting edge, so revolutionary…that they run their Christmas campaign through december…and their Christmas campaign has nothing to do with December, but it does have to do with girls dancing around in their underwear, even flat assed flat chested models like Romee Strijid, who unlike the other instagram models, is not some rich and famous person’s kid…but could be in her homeland of Netherlands, for all I know her dad is the best wooden shoe maker in all of the land of the ducth…not that doesn’t matter, since she’s tall, an actual model…

She walks for Victoria’s Secret, so that makes her better than the homeless girl you give 10 dollars to jerk off on….

I guess what I’m sayng is that at least Love Magazine is producing videos this week, cuz I sure as hell don’t feel like it…I’m much more into sitting…staring..judging poor craftmanship…

Posted in:Romee Strijid|SFW

2015

29

Dec

Shanina Shaik Ass in Bikinis of the Day

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Shanina Shaik is Australian…but her genetic breakdown, because you’re a racist and can’t look at a bitch for the level of elegance and sophistication and beauty she is…is a Lithuanian, Paki and Saudi….

Her vagina breakdown is Tyson Beckford and probably a lot of other people, who was up in it…and possibly the reason she exists as a model, but who knows or cares….because she’s instagram modeling…booty posing like a low hanging fruit seeking slut…and I love that in a woman trying to make it in the world…I love that talent and everything else is thrown out the window and it all boils down to how round the booty is..

We are moving in the right direction as a people…

Posted in:SFW|Shanina Shaik

2015

29

Dec

Woman Walking Around New York with Tits Out And Other Videos of the Day

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Masturbating on the Bike

Girl Throws Hot Pot at the Restaurant

Man Washing Veg in the Sewer

Weird Way to Make Dog Run

Penis Worms to Throw Up To

Homeless Man of the Day

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2015

29

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I was going to spend my day writing poetry while rubbing coconut oil all over my naked body…on skype for random tinder girls I feel a deep rooted emotional connection with…by licking their pussies…

But instead..I’m going to write blog posts like a tween girl pre-suicide…

Lucky us…

Here are some stepLINKS in the monring..

Girls Tugging On Clothes
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Tom Cruise is Selling his Scientology House…
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http://stepfatherpresents.com/?p=12267
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Matt Barnes Suspended…
CLICK HERE

The X Files Reopened
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Lauren Cohan in Shape Magazine
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Some No Name Trash Named Michelle LEwin TOpless
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Weirdest Misheard Lyrics
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Girls in Selfies to Jerk Off To
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Mariah Carey in a One Piece
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