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Emma Roberts is Pregnant and Ashley Benson is in a Thong in Bikinis of the Day

Suki Waterhouse Flashes her Ass of the Day

Em Rata and her Muppet Face of the Day

Halle Berry in a Lingerie Outfit Despite Being 100 of the Day

2015

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

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Calling the Jewish girl you fuck but that you don’t introduce to your friends…like you’re keeping her in hiding…Anne Franck…is a bad way to get a blowjob…

But it does free up tome to drink with some homeless people to figure out or plot a strategy to get the most out of people this holiday season, it’s one of those if you’re not homless, you should pretend to be homeless this time of year, since it is lucrative moments in enterprising, because why bother becoming a dot com billionaire leveraging this site, when I can just beg for drink money…

Here are some christmas-McCauley Culkin doing Grown Up Home ALone..

Here are some christmas-like links

Girls Who Aren’t in Bras
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Richard Simmons has Retired!
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Katie Price Big Tits in a Sweatshirt
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McCauley Culkin Reprises Kevin from Home Alone CHaracter
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Carrie Fisher Boobs for Star Wars
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Azelia Banks Bites Bouncer’s Tit
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The New Slutty Star Wars Chick
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Google Search in 2015 – The Video
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Danish Actress Booty
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Slut of the Day
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Star Trek Beyond Trailer!
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Kendall Pokies of Keeping Up with the Kardashians
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One Direction Did Carpool Karaoke – I Know
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Shanina Shaik in Leather
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Bella Hadid Channels Wonder Woman
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Some Real Housewife was Born with THigh Gap
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Kourtney Kardashian Ass for Instagram
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Blacksmith Demonstrates 9-11 Conspiracies
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Miley Pokies
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Keke Palmer is Tits
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Bella Thorne on the Today Show
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Gangster on his Hoverboard
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Lindsay Lohan See Through Bra
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Hannah Davis for GQ
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Moltne Aluminum in a Tank of Waterballs
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Madonna Says Sean Penn Didn’t Beat Her
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Gift This Bong!
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Free and Naked Cam Girls
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Huge Asian Tits
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Tits in Some French Film
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Fine – This Pic of Candice Swanepoel is Amazing
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Dancer Loses Control
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Booties in Motion
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Lesbian Orgy
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Real Girls Acting Like Porn Sluts
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Public Nudity
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Birthing a Beer Can….
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Random TUmblr Porn of the Day
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Sluts Love Taking Nude Selfies
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2015

Dec

Nicki Minaj VS The World with Cameltoe Picture of the DAy

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The best way to divert people’s attention from financing your brother’s defence against child rape – is to post a picture of your pussy exploding out of a pair of one size too small panties…because I guess they didn’t have the XXL she requires since the ass implants she invested in for her career…

I remember a time when Nicki Minaj was a fat Lady Gaga…dressed like a clown and shit….before she decided to go the sex route…and now…this is what she’s come to…an attention seeking, like hog…reminding her fans she’s here…

And I guess anything she does for attention that isn’t her annoying rapping is a good thing….

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2015

Dec

Selena Gomez in a Bikini of the Day

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I always confuse Selena Gomez and Kylie Jenner. They are both doughy characters who use waist training belts to morph their fat into an hourglass-like figure…they are both doughy faced characters who look like they’ve had slabs of mean stapled to their faces before their make-up artists airbrush them into a contour that makes it look like it’s part of their face…they are pretty much the fucking same….

One is a mexican Disney star exploited by their parents, the other a white girl turned ethnically obscure…I guess identity crisis’ are what the family is all about…you know when your dad has tits..and your mom is a money grubber demon…it’s hard to grow up with a soul..

Well, this one, Selena, the “popstar” one who will pretend she has talent and a purpose beyond being Bieber’s girlfriend put up a bikini pic…to show just how broken down her Chemotherapy body is….we call this the lupus steroid autoimmune bloat…

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2015

Dec

Gemma Ward for Old Times in Vogue Australia of the Day

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Gemma Ward was a massive model a few years ago…I’m thinking 5 years ago..and then she virtually disappeared…until today…today is her big coming out party…but not in a homo at your high school way, in more of a “hey look, I’m old but still hot”…

She is probably best known for being Australian, for having sex with Heath Ledger, for being in the movie The Strangers in doll face…because all models want to act to seemingly have more purpose…or maybe she’s not known at all, and I guess she doesn’t need to be, because she’s made millions off her look and sometimes that’s all the stamp of approval you need in this pre-instagram, doesn’t care about likes because she’s done it without social media…world…

Well she’s back..she’s also a mom…which ruins everything, mainly her vagina, but models are pretty slutty, so that was probably already ruined long ago..

Here she is for Vogue Australa..

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2015

Dec

Bella Thorne Walking on the Mean Streets of the Day

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I’ve written a lot of pretty funny, amazing, genius things about this Bella Thorne girl, but luckily no one reads this site, so I can say it again, and also, can one Bella Thorne, at what I assume will be a 50 plus compound in Florida in the next 8 years, when she fades away when the world finds out she’s in her 40s, pretending to be 18 and it is working because people are such morons these days, they believe everything they are told because they want to believe…

She’s a Florida trash hippie child, exploited by her parents, unless she’s the mom who was doing the exploiting trying to prove a point to her hipster daughters, that are now her hipster sisters, who tried to make it and didn’t quite make it are actually her kids…you can never know with white trash…

Well, she looks good for 40, and the papaprazzi and perverts everywhere who I guess watched her shitty Disney Show are all about her..so let’s celebrate her success…in her tight skirt..

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2015

Dec

Instagram Model Rocky Barnes Naked for David Bellemere and Treats! of the Day

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Rocky Barnes is some fake blogger, instagram model, who converted Jewish to marry some rich guy she’s recently divorced and has moved onto another rich guys, because that’s the basis of being an instagram model, you go for the gold, because you don’t want an actual job, and luckily because you have followers, even when you’re average looking, just willing to take cheesy photoshoots of yourself, like a aspiring popstar recording an album on her lap top, you know easy to market, use your ass to market, flimsy content…I’m talking college grade photoshoot projects for photography class caliber…can do it enough that the marketers care…that the marketers say “we can pay her 10k and get on her instagram page, yay”…

Stupid fucking marketers, anyone with a brain knows this is a no body, no good, sugar baby, with an instagram account…stop feeding into this bullshit..

That said, TREATS the magazine that debatably put Emily Ratcow on the map, is using more instagram models in their 10th issue to get more followers.

They also used David Bellemere, the french Erotic photographer who shoots for Playboy and pretty much everything, including Victoria’s Secret because he’s good and they are trying to rebrand…

There was an era where a girl would make 20 to 100k to get naked for Playboy, but I guess social media and eager to be famous girls screwed that up by doing it for free…..

Either way, TREATS is producing solid photos, maybe a little boring to someone like me who sees this shit daily, but still solid…so I’m not hating…it’s just boring..

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2015

Dec

Brazilian Wax Demo Video of the day

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I am an advocate of bush. The bigger the bush the better. I’ve loved bush since the 80s, and I’ll love bush until the day that I die…because bush is highly erotic, it’s natural…and it’s great to cum on….

I know there was a blip in the bush matrix, where people assumed that bald pussy was what everyone wanted. There were even homosexual closet case men who would say things like “hair is gross on a woman”…and really believe it…I don’t know where they got that from, real men fuck anything…so I guess their intentions for that vagina were weird…

I used to want to stage protests outside waxing studios, as a joke, I even wanted to infiltrate one as a waxer, you know get certified as a waxer, to make girls feel creeped out getting waxes, while seeing a lot of pussy in the process…and I guess that dream is still alive, because this demo video from a waxing company is fucking erotic to me…

I used to google waxing and look up videos on youtube all the time, and never was it this erotic…

Now I still love bush, I am a bush til I die, but Im not about to boycot a bald pussy, because I love all pussy, and I do still think the need to wax is idiotic, the insecurities hair girls have is idiotic, but seeing the process…of the wax…is amazing….at least when the model is this girl and not some fucking monster you don’t want to see the asshole of…

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2015

Dec

College Kids are Idiots of the Day

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This is a great video that I saw on WWTDD , a site written by someone who seems to be equally frustrated with the state of the world as me…

We’ve been hearing all this politically correct nonsense, people like me are called bigots, or misogynists, or cyber bullies….as the world gets softer and softer.

People forget that survival of the fittest is the human condition, and trying to alter that in an overly accepting, easily offended world….a world where the same person will say Mexican Food is racist, boycot Mexican Restaurants…then 5 minutes later say Support the illegals in their new life…then a week later when alone with their friends…crack some Mexican joke…even though jokes are bad….

We are in this world of “holier than thou”…write nice things, fight for the rights of everyone, but in doing that inclusion, you’re actually segregating people….by compartmentalizing them…not to mention you’re a fucking hypocrite…because when not making a facebook post, you’re just as racist as you are genetically programmed to be..

This world of “you can’t fail a kid”…or “you can’t award someone first place”…is just an idea of utopia that has gone totally off the rails and out of hand…

To the point where a filmmaker like this guy, can go to Yale…one of the most presitigious schools and convince 50 people to sign an petition against the First Ammendment…

This is the future….

Amendment I

Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievances.

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2015

Dec

Rapist of the Day

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This is the most insane rape story I’ve heard in a while, even more insane than the rape culture activist who keeps insisting she is raped everyday without even having sex, you know the girl in the women’s study class at the college who think you’ve raped her at the bar because you bumped into her walking through, or the girl who thinks you raped her at the grocery store because you cut her in line, or the girl who thinks you raped her after having sex with her while you were both drunk, and she insisted on coming over and having sex, and never said no to you, but had regrets…and decided that that is rape….

Basically, this Saudi millionaire was acquitted of rape charge after claiming he tripped and fell on a girl…

The good old “Trip and fell and stuck my dick in a pussy” excuse….that is just totally fucking absurd.

I’ve tried that on justifying an induced miscarriage years ago when I knocked up my girlfriend..and no one believed me…I’ve even said it to explain some of the poor choices I’ve made in sex….and no one believed me…

They were like “why did you fuck that obese pig”…and I was like “I had a boner and I tripped and she’s so fat and wet, it just sucked me in…have you ever seen Ghostbusters, no not the chick one, the original with slimer, yeah…that pig slimed me and I couldn’t get out of her trap”…

No one believed me…while the courts believe this sick fuck Saudi rich fuck, Ehsan Abdulaziz, who was 46, hanging in a club, with an 18 year old and her friend at his 2000 dollar table….where he got the girls drunk, brought them home, fucked one of them…willingly apparently…where he fed them more vodka, the 24-year-old woman to another room to have sex.

When the 18-year-old awoke the next morning, she told the court Abdulaziz was on top of her and raping her.

This is where it gets insane….Abdulaziz said he accidentally fell on the 18-year-old woman after she seduced him. He said she pulled him toward her and placed his hand between her legs. He claimed he was only trying to offer her something to wear or a taxi ride home.

What a nice guy….

But then is DNA was found inside the 18-year-old girl and he claims he could have had semen on his hands after having sex with her 24-year-old friend.

“I’m fragile,” he said. “I fell down but nothing ever happened, between me and this girl nothing ever happened.”

Then he changed his story to…

“On this occasion he said after he had sex with the complainant’s friend his penis was still erect and he had semen on his hands when he went into the living room,”

Moral of the Story -> don’t be a gold digger at the club, attaching yourself to old creepy guys with tables because they feed you booze…there is no reason for an 18 year old to congregate with a 46 year old, or for her to go home with him…that’s just poor planning.

Doesn’t mean she deserved to be raped, but if you let a pedophile babysit your kid, you have to expect some level of creepy to happen..

What is amazing is that he didn’t get charged….that the court bought his story:

“I tripped and my dick fell in her pussy”…

What the fuck…

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2015

Dec