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Is Eva Longoria’s Ass Real of the Day

Emma Roberts is Pregnant and Ashley Benson is in a Thong in Bikinis of the Day

Suki Waterhouse Flashes her Ass of the Day

Em Rata and her Muppet Face of the Day

Halle Berry in a Lingerie Outfit Despite Being 100 of the Day

2015

Dec

Vanessa Hudgens Big Cleavage at a Premiere of the Day

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Vanessa Hudgens wore a pretty fucking intense dress to some movie premiere…but it wasn’t nearly as interesting as her first set of nude pics that she leaked many years ago, before it was a thing, not because she had a better body then, or even because it was exciting, but because of her bush…in an era when bush wasn’t trendy at all, the models weren’t rocking bush, and I was losing my fucking mind with every pussy I saw, because I adore bush and can’t love a pussy quite as much without bush….

So I guess, nothing is really more interesting than those glory days….but maybe, it’s because her tits are small and dresses like this don’t really matter when you don’t have any cleavage to really show, and if she was really going to rock the small tits, she’d do it with a sheer top…and as a lover of small natural tits…I kinda wish she did…

Maybe she should hire me as a stylist….

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Posted in:SFW|Vanessa Hudgens

2015

Dec

Taylor Swift and Blake Lively are Garbage of the Day

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Taylor Swift is the kind of girl who I just want to punch in the face and despite popular belief, I love all girls, I am always very nice to all girls, I never do anything violet to girls, even during sex when they beg to be slapped or punched or choked out…I don’t fuck with that…I am a romantic…a lover…and just happy to be near pussy…never angry at pussy..

It’s just that looking at this makes me angry…not only does Taylor Swift make too much money polluting me with her nonsense songs and her act that she’s some innocent awkward hopeless romantic, when really she’s getting railed by all kinds of dudes, but you can’t put that out there, no one will believe her empty, vapid, garbage lyrics….

Then there’s Blake Lively, who you know can’t stand the bitch Taylor Swift, but figure’s it’s a good photo op, you know to be her famous groupie, to help the Swift Brand go into another year of stupid non-offensive money…when really you know Blake Lively talks all kinds of shit on her, but for the cameras, they’ll do a perfectly timed jump…

To ease the Taylor Swift Pain, here’s her real life Barbie Doll Karlie Kloss, who actually lives with her, like a sugar baby, all rent free, because Taylor is a controlling crazy person who had no childhood…

She’s in Vogue Mexico, and I liked her legs in the pics…

Posted in:Blake Lively|SFW|Taylor Swift

2015

Dec

Meg Myers is the American Apparel Model Turned Pop Star of the Day

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Everyone wants to be a pop star singer…at least that’s what it seems..all these social media girls think they can sing…and sing along to songs like they are celebrities…with actual talent…it’s pretty fucking weird..

You know like how Caitlin Jenner pretends to be a woman, even though he can’t say he’s a woman, despite how society tries to encourage him and his delusions… that’s not to say he can’t be a man in a dress on women horemones…it’s to say…don’t call him a woman because he is pretending to be one or trying to be one…if a dog pretends to be a cat…he’s still a dog – pretending to be a cat..

Same thing applies to instagram models, they think they are famous, want to be famous, post aggressive sexual pics to get likes, brands confuse that for relevance, and eventually record a song with them…that gets 4.5 milluon views…because some instagram models are capable of breaking through…even though based on their following, you’d think that’d be a no brainer…

Well, this Meg Myers is doing it, and I guess has taken her instagram modeling to American Apparel Modeling, to pop star attempts and it’s all that hot, but I have a soft spot of sheer American Apparel products on girls with bush…

All it takes to matter to me – is nipples in a sheer outfit….

Posted in:Meg Myers

2015

Dec

Coca Cola’s Offensive Socially Conscious Mexican Ad of the DAy

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I just saw this in my facebook feed and it made me laugh.

I guess Coca Cola understands that they are in a losing battle against sugar in North America, because Canadians and Americans are health conscious and Coca Cola is toxic as fuck, even when they try to position it as healthy or as a special “treat” for you after you workout because everyone needs a treat…

So they focus on the sugar loving nations that can afford a coca cola and consider it some kind of American delicacy…

And they are doing it by playing the socially conscious, or responsible company that is out there to save people with their toxic swill…

I know latin America and in some areas, Coke is less expensive than bottled water, even though coke is responsible for the bottled water, as it is all from the water resevoir they apparently take 75% of the water from…

Meaning, they know their drink is addictive shit, and they know it is their lifeline, because water is just water, so they price it cheaper than the same fucking water they are bottling, even though it has all that added sugar….because they are fucking EVIL…

So the premise is:

“white people bringing gifts to save Christmas”….

The message after it was released is:

“convey a message of unity and joy”. Instead, it “reproduced and reinforced stereotypes of indigenous people as culturally and racially subordinate”

The reality is….they are manipulating people to buy their product, get addicted to their product, not because they are uneducated, but because it’s a treat and cheaper than bottled water…they are selling them…

Either way…evil…billion dollar coproations…

Posted in:Advertising|SFW

2015

Dec

Selena Gomez in High Waisted Lingerie for her Music of the Day

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Here’s a Beats by Dre owned by Apple and sponsored by Apple music video…because EVEN music videos are ads….it’s like I don’t even know what they are selling, is it Selena Gomez, is it her music career, is it her music, is it her tour, or is it APple and bitch is just a drone?

Who cares, what matters is that she realizes people only watch or give a fuck to her music if she’s half naked in high waisted lingerie..

That’s how talentless she is, she’s like “Look, my awkward body can be cute enough to make you sit through my nonsense….see”…..

If you don’t like that, here’s Selena Gomez Crotch Shot in Jeans of the Day

Posted in:Selena Gomez|SFW

2015

Dec

Naked Lady Dancing to Church Music and Other Videos of the Day

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Woman Shows Her Bush on Top of Car

Stripper Gets Slapped Outside Strip Club in Houston

Truck Crushed By it’s Own Cargo

Wine Bottle Face Smash

Passing a Kidney Stone…the Musical

Man Tries to Kill Himself By Slamming his Head

Store Owner Suplexes Theif

Girl Gets Punched in the Face During a Fight

Big Girl VS Little Girl

Art Basel Miami Beach Installation Piece – THe Bank Robber Shot…and Killed

Two Guys in Baltimore Caught on Fire – For the Festival of Light

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2015

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I have friends who are girls that I have zero interest in fucking. Even if we were locked away in some cabin in the woods and got snowed in, the furthest I would go with them is let them listen to me jerk off in the bathroom from the living room, while sexting hot girls I talk to…

But sometimes, I like to switch things up and spend a day or two convincing them that the only thing I want to do to them is eat their pussy til they squirt…

At first they are resistant, disgusted, not with you objectifying them, but because you’re coming at them from a different angle…but the more you bring it, the more they start believing, and when you finally convince them to send that pussy pic…you can turn around and say “LOL”….

If you’re like me and have very little to do with your time…it’s a fun experiment…and who knows…maybe that girl you don’t want to fuck has a great pussy and you’ll in turn want to fuck her…

It’s a win win for everyone involved…except maybe your wife who doesnt know you try to fuck other girls..but who cares about her…right..

Here are some morning links…

The New Star Wars Chick is Singing with Ex Machina Dude
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Spanish Hair Stylist Cuts Hair with Swords and Fire
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A Bunch of Sluts in Mesh Tops – Thanks American Apparel
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I think this is Selena Gomez’s Ass in Booty Shorts
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Playboy in Malibu
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Man Lives in a Decommissioned Jet
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I’m still loving COCO’s baby photo…a future gold digger
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Girls and their Selfies
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Ryan Gosling Can’t Stop Laughing
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Carrie Fisher – Funny in ABC Interview
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Victoria’s Secret Sluts in Lingerie
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UK Glamour Model of the Day
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Dancing With the Stars Dancer Proposes
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2015

Dec

Kris Jenner and Day 5, 6 and 7 of Love Magazine Advent Calendar of the Day

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Love Magazine did it…they went Kardashian…because the world is a pile of fucking fame whores..

Day 7- Kris Jenner By Doug Inglish

I understand why Love Magazine would bother with Kris Jenner in their ADvent Calendar. She’s an old timer hooker, and she’s got a huge brand under her hooker watch…meaning they’ll get press..

I don’t understand why Love Magazine would bother with Kris Jenner, if they are really interested in art and fashion and creating quality content…feeding into the Kardashian movement, even if it is ironic and they are mocking Kris Jenner, doing her synchronized swimming act you know she probably learned in her 20s to get into the rich people parties before marrying the rich people…it’s still Kris Jenner.

I find it irresponsible for any media outlet to try to cash in on social media ad dollars, and doing it by using anyone in this terrible family of bottom feeders who are now at the top…

I get it, they did instagram modeling, famous for nothing best…and they command huge budgets because of a huge audience…but for a magazine of “forward thinkers” to say “let’s use her”…in any way that doesn’t make her look like an asshole that she is…maybe have her standing in execution stance and shot with rubber bullets or something..but to glam the trashy up and do this…deserves all the little hipsters to stand up and revolt…

The problem is that all the little hipsters are famewhores, obsessed with the people with a bigger following…and would be more into trying to get a selfie with them…

The world is fucking doomed…just watch this fucked up, early softcore porn shit….

Love Magazine saves the weekend of the no names…

Day 6- Immy Waterhouse by Boo George

This is Immy Waterhouse smoking in bed, in black and white, because it’s artsy and dramatic…I assume Immy Waterhouse is related to Suki Waterhouse, as these sisters of models often try to be models too…and the whole thing is pretty uneventful…

Day 5- Caoline Flack by Sam Faulkner:

Caroline Flack is a chubby girl with bit tits in some high waisted lingerie dancing awkwardly, as chubby girls often do, ….because they are far better at sitting and eating than anything that gets their heart rate up long enough to possibly have a heart attack…but then again, I’ve had sex with fat girls who really fucking bring it, but they were far more coordinated dancers than this..but then again…maybe they are just trying to be jokers…who cares..

Posted in:Jenner|Love Magazine|SFW|Videos

2015

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

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I saw some dude telling a girl he had a huge cock in a strip club last night…you know a normal girl, probably with boyfriend girl, we call them the civilians in strip clubs…because you can’t get lap dances from them, but that get so worked up seeing dudes loving other girls that they want in on the action…drones, lemmings, followers…attention seekers tapped into their core animal instinct unable to rationally say “why am I competing with a stripper”….but she was competing with a stripper in her mind….gave dude an over pants blowjob – that was integrated into her dance moves…weird..

Here are some stepLINKS

Madonna Fake Police Vehicle to Cut Through Traffic
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Tiger Tinder Girl
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Pam Anderson is Such a Whore
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Coco and her Baby…
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17 Objects Turned into Prison Weapon
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Zoe Saldana Ass in Leggings..
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Selfies!
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Slutty Fame Whore of the DAy
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Topless Albanian News Anchor
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Karlie Kloss Braless Tits
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Slut of the Day
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Pasties on the Red Carpet
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400 Happy Rocket Scientists
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Christina Aguilera Big Tit Monster
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Katie Holmes Braless
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Ryan Gosling on Eva Mendes…
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Samantha Hoopes Handbra
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Hot Topless Chick
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Mark Hamill Undercover as a Stormtrooper
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Eva Longoria in a Weird See Through Dress
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Alessandra Ambrosio in a Bikini
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Girls in Bed
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WWE British Chick
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Girl Drives Full Size Truck Through an Obstacle Course
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Belly Dance of the Day
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Some All Girl Massage
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Lesbian Scene…
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Natasha is Naked
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Joey Fisher in Leggings.
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Hot Blonde Slut
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Don’t Play with Bombs
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Hot, Slutty, Nude Selfies
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2015

Dec

Selena Gomez and Demi Lovato Fat Ass For Christmas of the Day

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Nothing says Christmas…or “HOLIDAY”…like a chubby chipmunk on steroids and Chemo therapy…due to a terminal / immune deficiency disease…

You know a chubby little Mexican child star trying so hard to be a famous singer, because her true love is dancing like a whore for kids, thanks to Disney Training…instead of making cheesy movies like she should be…

Because she’s a Survivor…and so was Santa Claus people….this is her plight, her redemption from sex with Bieber…or maybe it’s her punishment…

Either way, the good thing about fat girls, bloated girls, is their asses in what look like diapers…

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Turns out that Demi Lovato was also there – pantsless – because her and Selena are the same person…or raised the same way IN THE SAME MEXICAN VILLAGE…WE CALL DISNEY…or have the same stylist…or because it’s really good to not wear pants…