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2015

01

Oct

Bar Refaeli Wedding Picture of the Day

Bar Refaeli got married….

The guy she married isn’t Leonardo DiCaprio…But you can be sure of one thing, and that is that he’s most likely a billionaire, because this Bar is for rich people only, it’s a model thing, especially one who was as famous, living as exclusively and Hollywood as Bar Refaeli the jewish model….but also applies to even the most desperate of girls on Instagram with more than 10k followers…it’s just the way of fucking life….

Her wedding pics are dull, but the bachelorette party was slutty enough for me to anticipate the divorce that will happen after at least one jewish baby breaks her vagina, but as a Jewish girl, she can take it, these vaginas are built to breed, it’s part of their repopulating the earth program…

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2015

01

Oct

Cailin Russo Tits for P Magazine of the Day

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I was just talking about this instagram model movement, that is still going strong, which surprises me a little but girls all want to be models, it caters to their egos and makes them feel pretty about themselves, while not actually having to work, and being able to lock down rich dudes to offer them the good life…full of travel and events…makes sense…

What’s happened is that more and more and more of them have surfaced…making the orignal players like Cailin Russo, who is a “pop punk star’s” daughter, famous from Bieber video, still a nobody….but from southern California and willing to get topless for any photographer or website that will give her some publicity…it’s a competitive world out there….for these nobodies..

Fun and young enough tits though…even better that she’s affordable..

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2015

01

Oct

Arianna Grande Plays Dead of the Day

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This is as close to a dead Ariana Grande that you’ll see today..

So if you’ve ever had fantasies of a dead Arianna Grande because she’s the kind of overrated cunt, who despite her ability to sing angelic songs due to natural talent coupled with stage mom who whored her out, is still an annoying cunt, who shits on her fans, and not in a good old fashion German scat porn way, but rather because they are fat…and she’s not…because she knows what’s important in life and that’s being skinny….take it in…

I’ve heard a lot of stories about how much of a slut this girl is, which you’d expect by just looking at her, making her more interesting to me, yet still the fucking worst….so a playing dead, may not be as good as dead, but is still better than her polluting our lives while alive…true story.

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2015

01

Oct

Woman Pepper Sprays Bear, Bear Eats Kayak of the Day

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This is probably the best video of the day…

Her voice is so fucking annoying in her state of panic…and this bear fucking owns the bitch…as she screams and begs for him to not eat her Kayak…well maybe she shouldn’t have sprayed the the poor bastard with pepper spray..

During a solo kayak trip, intended to go from from Ketchikan, Alaska to Petersburg, Alask, a bear attacked my kayak. This incident occurred outside of a US Forest Service cabin in Berg Bay, Wrangell District, Alaska. I had just carried my tent, food, and all my gear into the cabin to dry while I went on a 4 mile hike that begins just behind the cabin. I heard something outside as I ate my lunch, and well, I never got to go on that hike. This video is taken 5 minutes after the attack began, he continued to gnaw on it for another 5 or 10 after the video ends. Shortly after the bear left and I drug the kayak back to the cabin door step. Then I swam to the S/V anchored in the bay. They did not have their radio on and I feared I would be stranded! The German flagged S/v Caledonia took me and my things to Wrangell where I am trying to repair my kayak now.

Too bad he didn’t eat her…or at least leave her stranded for the winter to fend for her cunt self…

If you don’t like that…maybe you’l like this stripper with her blow torch pussy

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2015

01

Oct

Conie Vallese Titties for i-D of the Day

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Conie Vallese is an Argentine artist who I guess also models topless for fashion magazines that target the “hipster” market…because the “hipster” market is the mainstream now…

She’s based out of Brooklyn, because I guess she’s rich enough to buy citizenship, live in Brooklyn and be a hipster socialite without a real job…maybe it is from her ARTWORK ….maybe her family are rich Argentinian cattle farmers…or maybe she knows how to use the tits…

Based on this photoshoot, I’m going to assume it is a combination of all things, because without family money she wouldn’t be in the USA, without her art she wouldn’t be in i-D magazine showing her tits…in a nipple filled domino effect…and I guess what it all comes down to, is that compared to other Argentinian tits I’ve seen, this are not nearly as saggy and big nippled, possibly the perkiest Argentine tits ever…and maybe that’s the reason why she’s defying her Catholic roots like some kind of harlot..

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2015

01

Oct

Caitlin Jenner’s Neglected and Confused Daughter’s of the Day

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A day, doesn’t seem to be a day, it doesn’t seem to matter or count, unless there is some Kylie and Kendall Jenner coverage, because Kyle and Kendall Jenner are spawns of the worst fame whores in the history of fame whoring, but thanks to that fame whoring, can play it off like they aren’t fame whores, but rather just famous due to fame whores, giving them some level of credibility, even though we as a people know that they are just pawns in a master chess game their mother, who you know was less of a mother and more of a manager too busy for them, shat out of her pussy….it’s all business for these people….

But I guess when you distract Kylie Jenner and her Waist to Hip Ratio with black cock, fans, some jobs and hustling the hip hop market they are dialed into…I mean her sister is Kanye West…when not getting plastic surgery to have a comedic waist to hip ration at 18, when she should hardly have a body…

And Kendall and her thong in pantyhose ass with a fake modeling career that’s become an actual modeling career due to the power of suggestion and a world too lazy to question….

And Nipples:

They don’t commit suicide…yet…

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2015

01

Oct

Joanna Krupa is Attention Seeking of the Day

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If you’ve been looking for Jon Benet Ramsey, here she is….she lives…she wasn’t raped and killed by her family members who were trying to condition her to be the next Britney Spears through child beauty pagents…she was traded off to some Polish Chicago immigrants, only to get some fake tits, to grow up to be some Playboy from the 90s looking, Glamour Model bitch who by some alliance of the stars that happened via her pussy when a guy who was into her Galmour Modeling because Maxim and FHM got him through college, the same college that got him his first producer job in Hollywood, and this twat, literally, was the one he liked jerking off to best….

I know what you’re thinking, she’s too fucking old to be Jon Benet Ramsey, what is this outfit, I guess with these tits, she’s far more desperate to survive than Jon Benet Ramsey…not just because Jon Benet Ramsey is dead, and dead children can’t do much, but because her career has pretty much the same fate…yet she keeps on trying…to keep it going…

I guess resilience is the key to survival in a world where everyone is fucking lazy..

Thanks Joanna Krupa for inspiring as much as your old hooker ass can inspire…

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2015

01

Oct

Bum Fight and Other Videos of the Day

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Parents of the Day

Leopard’s Head Stuck in a Pot

Just a Dude in the Subway…

Cops Tase 9 at the Party…

People at the bus stop get plowed…

Jew Tries to Save a Parking Spot

Cop Doesn’t Want Dude to Film

Cops Kill Dogs…Always Makes me Sad

Dude Records his Motorcycle Accident

Baby Rescued from Sewer

Naked Guy Trying to Steal Cars..

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2015

01

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I was hoping to wake up to elaborate snapchat nude messages…you’ve all let me down

But then again, the general public let me down when I was four and it has been a downward trend ever since…

So keep letting me down…by not sending me elaborate snapchat nudes…it is all I know and expect..

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Serious Fucking Side Boob
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Kaley Cuoco’s Husbadn is a Pill Popper
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Vegan Protest…
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Her Name is Bruna Tuna…and She is a Fame WHore…
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Kendall Jenner – Side Boob..
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Carey Mulligan in Elle UK
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MMA Chick Has Huge Tits…
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The Boat Lift of the Day
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Her name is Nusicaa…and she is a Fame Whore
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Amy Winehouse Attack…
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A Bunch of Booty
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2015

30

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

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Trying to convince a girl to eat out her friend is always complicated especially when they are both Cashiers serving you at Wendys Drive Thru…you’d figured of all people, they’d be eager to do anything that doesn’t involve taking orders please….

Trying to convince a girl to eat out her friend when dealing with drunk college girls who have watched too much porn and you get the on a good day…is never complicated…

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So Many Booty Booty
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I Hope Caitlin Jenner Doesn’t Get Her Period in This Outfit
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Paris Hilton – instagram WHore
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Huge Tits Smokin’ Weed
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Topless Behati
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Candice Booty…
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Helen Mirren’s Tits Have Been Removed from Show Biz
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Kylie Jenner in a Tight Dress with Fat Legs..
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Bieber on Love
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Motorbike Tries Escaping…
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Alessandra Ambrosio Possibly in a Sheer Dress
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Farrah Abraham Gave her Kid 1400 Dollars…
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Kayleigh Morris Black Panties…
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Carmella Rose Panties
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The Pope Met Kim Davis…
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Juice Crawls are the New Pub Crawl
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Jennifer Lawrence in GIFs
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Football Slip and Slide
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Hilary Duff Strong Fucking Legs…
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Kaley Cuoco’s Husband on Pills…
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Dr Dre is Pretty Rich
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Some Trashy Whore Named Naya Rivera Had a Baby Cuz She’s an Immigrant and They Breed
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The New Tesla Test Drive
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Emmy Rossum Tight Dress
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Best of Instant Regret GIFs
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Blue Rodeo VS Conservative Government
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Jewel Tits….
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Worst Eponymous Lines in Movies
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Blake Lively Shut Her Website…
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Natalie Dormer – Boring as Fuck
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Cool Toys That WIll Make You Wish You Were a Kid Again
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Candice Swanepoel in Catalog Bullshit of the Day
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Selena Gomez Cleavage..
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Holly Peers in Ghetto Trash Lingerie
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Sarah Jessica Parker Got Sent a Treadmill by a Producer…
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Ron Howard’s Daughter.
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10 Hottest Pics..of Katy Perry…
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Sara Sampaio in Jeans
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Train VS School Bus
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Trashy Lingerie Girl…
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The Most Ridiculous Bird Release Ever…
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Shay Mitchell in Magazine
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Katharine McPhee LEgs..
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Rage Against the Machine Apologizes for Limp Bizkit
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Taylor Swift Performs with Nelly Of the Day
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Ciara Has a Stupid Dress
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Everything Wrong with Trendy Restaurants
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Girls in Team Shirts
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Elsa Pataky Nipples
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Busty In a Thong…
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Hot Girl Spreading her Ass
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A Girl and Her Dildos..
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3 Girls Named on Cam
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