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2015

29

Sep

Hilary Duff Nipple for FB of the Day

Hilary Duff doesn’t only have thick, sturdy, hockey ex-wife legs used to take the whole team to build morale…

She’s also got nipples that her babies, including her spoiled brat man-child husband who you know cheated on her all the time on the road, as these Athletes do…probably sucked on…nipples that you probably wish you could suck on…but never will because she’s too busy for you, her super fan….because you’re creepy and she’s out getting botox and being a billionaire…

These things happen.

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2015

29

Sep

Ashley Benson is Fun on Snapchat of the Day

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The best thing about social media is that these celebrities, who were historically controlled by their handlers and who only had outbursts or insane scenes to their management or publicist who would diffuse is it before it went viral because they had that kind of power…because celebrities are all these overpaid egos who have been coddled and breast fed too long by both their team who they pay and who rely on them financially, and their parents who raised a confident, delusional thing needed to win….but now, with social media, these lunatics can post whatever they want, whatever they are feeling, whatever slutty content for attention because they love attention..or even insane hate speech when drunk and not thinking…because they can…the audience has always been there is a way to talk to them directly…and I appreciate the potential damage they can do…even if all we’ve got on this babe Ashley Beson chubo cuz she eats too much:

Proof:

A video posted by Ashley Benson (@itsashbenzo) on Sep 28, 2015 at 8:56am PDT

Is cleavage…we can assume more crazy will come….but you’ll probably come numerous times first…you pervert…

Proof:

A video posted by Ashley Benson (@itsashbenzo) on Sep 26, 2015 at 11:30am PDT

Posted in:Ashley Benson|SFW

2015

29

Sep

Nicki Minaj Lands an ABC Family Comedy Based on her Life of the Day

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Lock your kids up…Don’t let them watch TV….

I guess the good news is that no one watches TV anymore, because if they did they’d be exposed to ABC’s desperate attempt to win an audience since viewership is down thanks to the internet stirring shit up…as it should….

But the idea of your kids, since I don’t and will never have kids, they are annoying…watching Nicki Minaj and her story of being a middle class new yorker turning herself hood slut because it’s marketable…and comedic…is terrifying, but I guess nothing compared to the throatfucking porn they watch on your browser history…and/or ….any of this gutter slut’s music videos….

Garbage…popculture is garbage…we’re all doomed…the future…is over.

It’d be a good time for Aliens to attack, not just girls who turned themselves into ALien looking motherfuckers with their over the top plastic surgery to market their clown asses…

Posted in:Nicki Minaj|SFW

2015

29

Sep

Rachel Hilbert Bikini Modeling of the Day

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Rachel Hilbert is the young looking Victoria’s Secret model I assume they are using to replace Candice Swanepoel as the while blonde with a fit body….

People are pretty excited by these staged paparazzi pics that the brand sets up to get an extra push for their campaign they are shooting…because they are just basic Catalog pics…that are relatively uneventful, but if the girls tweet and instagram it…and the paparazzi shoot it…and blogs post it…before the brand releases it…and blogs repost it…and the girls post more to their twitter and instagram…it’s like hitting us from every angle with the same fucking boring picture of young, tight, half naked bodies…poking their little asses out…looking like they have little ethiopian bodies…which would make sense because she probably hasn’t eaten the week before this shoot, it’s a huge deal…it’s Victoria’s Secret…

She was discovered at 15 and groomed for this… perverted. She’s now 20, not that perverted because she’s legal…so not so perverted….but all I can wonder is…what billionaire or famous actor she’ll fuck throughout the next 8 years she has a career before being grandma age in model years…like the girl she’s set to replace…Candice…

Here are some of the pics…

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Posted in:Rachel Hilbert|SFW

2015

29

Sep

The Hudgens Sisters are Interesting of the Day

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I knew that Vanessa HUdgens had a younger sister who is more of a party slut, who goes to rave, and not so much an actor who does anything more than being Vanessa Hudgen’s sister…probably a better place to be than being the actual famous person because less people give a fuck about you…but you can still get the perks with one phone call…

I knew she had bigger tits, that she shows off on the regular but not as effectively as her sister who releases nude pics, untrimmed, often…something I love…and would like her sister to participate in…because it makes girls more interesting…

I didn’t know she was a fucking tank twice the size of her older sister…a monster even…terrifying…yet erotic now that I know..and I’m probably not better for it…but who cares, I did a post on it anyway…that’s the very useless power I possess…

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Posted in:SFW|Vanessa Hudgens

2015

29

Sep

Ashley Tisdale’s Headless…She Gets It…of the Day

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I’ve been cyberbullying Ashely Tisdale forever…I’ve been making fun of her face and the need for her to walk around with a mask on because her body is pretty on point… I’ve laughed at her since she happened, because I guess I’ve been doing the site longer than her career has existed…and I witnessed her botched nose job, when her face was really bad…as well as her winning an award for being the hottest actress of the year…when she’s not the hottest anything…she’s okay at best and that’s only when you factor her financial situation and quality of house you’d get to move in if you were to knock her married ass up…and I took offense to that…

I’ve also had emails from people who apparently went to school with her saying she’s 5 or 6 years older than she says she is…

But I like to think never too old to learn or show improvement in her overall attitude, based on this picture alone…I mean she’s put her face out there for years..and it’s really not “THAT” bad..but it’s better when cropped out of photos…so we can focus on what’s important and not asymmetry…

This doesn’t apply to Tisdale alone….it applies to all these girls who think their bodies are on point by their faces aren’t when taking selfies…not letting that scare them off from posting the selfie…because it’s always a good time to be in slutty poses for the internet…

Posted in:Ashley Tisdale|SFW

2015

29

Sep

Rita Ora’s Braless on the Internet…Obviously of the Day

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Rita Ora posted a picture of her tits….of course…that’s her hustle…because Rita Ora knows that people like tits, and her tits are great. So great, that they are probably the only reason she exists is her tits…or maybe it’s her song and dance ability because she’s just been honing her craft since a young age…really making a name for herself…changing the world like her angelic voice..on some Mariah Carey or Whitney Houston level of “what the fuck did I just hear”…only more gutter, rapper, and directly pulled from Rihanna’s catalog of work…because she a hack…and by song and dance ability I just outlined…I mean her ability to hang and suck the dicks of the right people…so solid…I assume she throws her tits into it…because how else did she make it here from the UK…to exist in America…like magic…

Posted in:Rita Ora|SFW

2015

29

Sep

Cora Emmanuel May Have a Nipple in Wonderland of the Day

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Cora Emmanuel is a model straight from Martinique and by Martinique I mean New York city, where she was probably exporting when some agent or photographer from NYC was either doing a photoshoot or vacationing on the French Caribbean island…

I don’t know anything about her, she’s not famous enough to have a wikipedia page, but she is perfect enough for me to wonder where she’s from, where she came from, and whether it was from heaven…but then I remember there is no GOD, but these tits are probably as close they are to a religious experience that I’ve had today….which isn’t saying much…because nothing else has really happened to me today.

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2015

29

Sep

Greer Grammer & Jillian Rose Reed in Bikinis of the Day

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This is Kelsey Grammer’s daughter…her name is Greer. She’s got 6 or 7 siblings…because her dad, Frasier, is a notorious coked up sex addict actor who has been in jail at least once for the shit…all while she was being brought up in Malibu with her make-up artist mother…possibly estranged with her dad, but probably not, I mean he seems like a lot of fun….

Well, like all celebrity kids, trying to either maximize their opportunity, or make easy money, or barely work and pretend they work, while kickin’ it most of the time, she’s decided to become and actor and she’s in some show called Awkward, but you’re probably more interested in her being in a bikini all while hanging out with some Florida chick named Jillian Rose Reed who she’s also on the MTV show….but you’re probably more interested is what diet she’s on to allow her to not be in a bikini…

Unlike all celebrity kids…she’s actually got to school and trained in theater, even though acting is a joke…so at least that happened…it shows a little more intelligence than most…and by intelligence I mean tits…look at her tits…she’s got good tits…

Posted in:Greer Grammer|Jillian Rose Reed|SFW

2015

29

Sep

Beyonce’s Squat Train to Inspire You of the DAy

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Here’s a squat train….

I don’t know whether that’s a thing or not…it’s like Human Centipede but not because their mouths are attached to their assholes…but because you know if you’re this close to high maintenance, demanding, annoying Beyonce, you’re going be eating a whole lot of shit…

Leave it up to Beyonce to forget she’s an old washed up mom…and to squeeze in a leotard and blame it on “Love Your Body”…when really she just wants to porn out herself and feel sexy in a world where her husband fucks groupies….

FUN! If by fun I mean pathetic..trying hard…yet cashing in…..which I do.