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2015

21

Sep

Pia Mia and her Bolt On Tits for Terry Richardson of the Day

Pia Mia was some good girl, barely famous, have Guam, so AMerican by formalities, who was sold off by her parents, who I assume are rich and who kind of established herself as some bootleg Disney star, but who went viral, and I’m not sure why, because this isn’t a Pia Mia biography, or moment in her life and existence…

I am just posting pics she took with Terry Richardson, that are safe, boring, typical of the internet and instagram now that everyone takes half naked pics every fucking day of their lives, diluting the half naked pics that matter, bombarding me with noise, making me insanely bored of all photoshoots…

Because of her bolt on tits…

I always like 5 foot tall, young girls, with bolt on tits, trying to have a legitimate career, now that the whole immigrant child star on youtube due to a pimp of a mother…by showing those tits…

I don’t really give a fuck about who or what Pia Mia is…I am just annoyed she’s not my waitress at one of those TIKI restaurants…

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2015

21

Sep

Miley Cyrus Fights BC Wolf Cull of the Day

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Miley Cyrus is lovely…a lot of fun…probably the only fun in pop music…and she was in British Columbia Canada, because she is fighting the Wolf Cull, which is killing wild wolves, sad to all animal lovers, because they are out of control….all because a politician said that the uneducated, high school drop out, who shouldn’t be taken seriously because she’s a twerking puppet….is a twerking puppet and that should apply being a twerking puppet to the world…rather than take on real environmental issues like some kind of specialist….

Idiot social activist celebrities….who don’t know anything…but think they know everything…because of their egos…I am sure the people killing the wolves don’t want to kill the fucking wolves, it’s not like shameless murdering for the sake of murdering, you know to make fur coats…but rather to lower population of predator animals to better plan and control a fucking eco system that is killing Caribou….so let’s kill overpopulated wolves, to save dying off caribou…

But I also don’t know anything about the issue, I just know Miley visited country…I am imprisoned in…and that all celebrities are idiots when being activists…while their whole existence is the opposite of activism…for any issues…Makes sense…

This is what she had her assistant write:

I may have left B.C. for now but my heart is still very much there…. Along with the grizzlies that when I first locked eyes with changed me forever & the wolves that sing such beautiful songs calling out for one another…. But the hearts of everyone in this photo (John & Mary Theberge, Carl Safina, Ian McAllister, April Bencze, Douglas Neasloss, and my brother Braison) the people of First Nations and caring humans of B.C. will be broken if these amazing creatures are no longer apart of the #GreatBearRainforest… On this adventure something was confirmed that us lovers of nature and all that it brings to this planet already know but unfortunately so many don’t understand… WE ARE THESE ANIMALS (if you ever see the bottom of a bears feet as he climbs to shore after catching breakfast you’ll know exactly what I’m talking about, I also learned on this trip I have quite the grizzly foot fetish!) …. What separates us from the animals and the land we want to protect is our vocal ability and freedom of speech. It is our responsibility to give the GBR & all the animals it provides a home for a voice! Not only have I fallen head over heels in love with BC…

What doesn’t make logical sense to her cause, but makes sense based on what she is, is that Miley doesn’t fully absorb herself in the wolf pack, like some Twerk Dances with Wolves, or Mowgli from the Jungle Book, brought to you by Disney… which would increase chances of her getting eaten by them…and thus actually making a differnce…

Why doesn’t see donate all her soulless money that she’s sitting one in her mansion in Hollywood while making her TUMBLR art…to make an actual difference…

What a joke…show us your tits…

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2015

21

Sep

Jennifer Lopez Had Sex With Herself on Stage of the Day

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Jennifer Lopez is depressing…desperate…but still out there making money off her fat ass…because she doesn’t have enough fucking money…and she’s addicted to making more and more money…thanks to living the American dream as some Jenny from the Bronx Puerto Rican who is from the block when it is convenient for her to make more money…you see, this bitch, who based her whole career off being Latina, while being an inspiration to Latinas that they could make it too, can’t even speak fucking Spanish…

That’s just how much she cares about her people…

Which is conveniently the same amount she cares about her dignity, because clearly, based on this nonsense, she’s got none…

You realize, she’s got a fucking ton of fucking money…more than she can ever spend..

She is doing this for her ego, or maybe because it gets her off sexually…I don’t know…but it’s good times for all…I mean fat old lady SPANX jacked up fat old lady asses is jokes..

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

IF J.LO’s not your thing, Ashley Benson was there and Looks Like She’s in Maternity Wear, to see that CLICK HERE

Posted in:Jennifer Lopez|SFW

2015

21

Sep

Bar Refaeli’s in a Bikini for her Bachelorette Party of the DAy

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Bar Refaeli,is getting married next week…and has had multiple bikini glad bachelorette parties…to let her fans know she’s getting married…

Something that her PR team should tell her annoys her male fans that are still into her, because they are the ones who still pay attention and are weird enough to care about watching her aging.. you know who have a fantasy of her…I guess Jewish guys, who just use her as a hope that other Jewish girls out there can look this good, even though she is old now and looks old….at one point in time…Leo fucked her and he’s a big star….and at one point in time Victoria’s Secret cast her and they’re a big brand…that like to be part of her life from afar because they know she’s too good for them…

Either way, she was party–slutting, which seems to be her entire life in Israel…none of the whole Palestine, Syrian refugee shit to get in the way of her own Jewish Paradise by the sea at a 5 star hotle…and she was in a bikini…and veil… because that’s what you do when you get married…one last hurrah…before babies…boring…needs more getting gangbanged but I assume that happened before she was famous…

Classy.

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2015

21

Sep

Angela Simmons in a White Bikini Bottom of the Day

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RUN DMC’s greatest legacy is Angela Simmons…not the collab he did with the BEastie Boys or Aerosmith…or really anything in innovative and foundation of popular rap music…but rather Angela Simmons…the trust fund kid who just kicks it in the miami house all the fucking time…

ANd Angela Simmons’ greatest legacy is wearing the white bikini, that when wet is see through, for the paparazzi she called, cuz that’s just the kind of girl all girls, especially trust fund rich kids, are…

Depsite not loving Angela Simmons, or her body…I am reminded how much I love the white bikini, and I remember all the times I’ve been by the pool in the summer as a kid…staring at labia women didn’t know I was staring at…as they tanned after a dip and I memorized each labia fold through the see through when wet bikini…thinking to myself the entire time….”she totally wants me staring at her pussy, there’s no way any girl is amateur in bikinis, knowing they try them on 100 times before buying them, only to try on 100 times before wearing them that day…coupled with common knowledge that white is see through when wet”…it made the erections more serious….

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2015

21

Sep

Demi Lovato’s Terrifying Outfit of the DAy

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It’s always the girls who need to be body shamed, who take this stance on not body shaming, which is why I believe in Body Shaming…

I don’t see how anything good can come from Demi Lovato, the body shaming advocate, while rocking a body that should be shamed, wearing an outfit like this…

But maybe, her agenda is to own her body, and all it’s disgusting, that she knows is disgusting, because it speaks to fat chicks, which is the majority of the market, that if she positions herself as an inspiration to them, they’ll buy her shit and believe her..

Like she intentionally gets fat and wears tight clothes to bring that point home…Girl Power…as long as she gets paid..

To think this girl is anything but a money grubbing puppet is ingnorant…

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2015

21

Sep

Irina Shayk at an Event of the Day

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Irina Shayk is pretty substantial…

That’s why celebrities, who can fuck anyone, pass her around and don’t even care that so many other dudes have fucked her before them, just so long as they get into her Russian, thus soulless womb…with their mouth and or penis…depending on how much they pay her, or offer her in press, work VISAs or jobs…

But the fact is, she’s pretty much one of the hottest girls out there getting press, despite not getting much work, whether she’s a model, or sugar baby, or not…doesn’t matter…because all these girls model because it offers a fun life, a good life, and rich as fuck boyfriends when it is all said and done…that they can pull the Chrissy Teigen and try to get knocked up by. It makes fiscal sense…

ALl this to say…Irina Shayk is pretty substantial…

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2015

21

Sep

Emma Watson Legs in Elle Spain of the Day

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Emma Watson did Elle Spain…and showed off some leg…which is apparently enough for her very loyal, Harry Potter, fan base to jerk off to her, because anyone who watches Harry Potter, is innately creepy, weird, socially awkward…the kind of wizard who shoots up schools, or locks themselves in basement with elaborate model and dolls that allow them to control their own fantasy world, kind of like Mark Zuckerberg…because #aspergers..

That said…

The people who are into this, who just cant’ get enough of Emma Watson and her celebrity “Royalty”….thanks to the insanely massive franchise…are the same people who saw her at 11 years old and thought “I can’t wait til she turns 18″…while jerking off to her at 11…

Which in and of itself…is pretty twisted…

If you’re not into that…here’s Emma Stone Looking Good the First Time in her Life because her mouth doesn’t look retarded…who may not have anything to do with Emma Wason…but they have the same name and the same nerd, loyal audience…so I just assume they are the same person…and don’t feel like doing a post on Emma Watson alone…as I don’t care enough about any of this.

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Posted in:Emma Watson|SFW

2015

21

Sep

Julie Benz is an Old Lady in a Bikini of the Day

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I looked up Julie Benz, because I don’t remember her name, and most girls I know with names like Julie Benz, are strippers, hookers, escorts or porn chicks…it’s like “I totally agree, Mercedes does make this lap dance for 10 dollars a song seem more luxurious, but that shit stain you left on my jeans…takes it back to what it actually is”….you know let’s associate luxury with our fake tits, because they are 5,000 – 8,000 dollars and for a hooker, it’s difficult to save that up with all the drug expensese….

But it turns out this Julie Benz, despite her fake tits and face, is an actress, who is from Buffy the Vampire Slayer, the same show that nerds, virgin losers, socially awkward motherfuckers from the 90s, the general readership of this site…because they are the only people who still care, who can’t let go, who helped get Julie Benz cast in Defiance as the mayor..believable…

Now she’s in a bikini…

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Posted in:Julie Benz|SFW

2015

21

Sep

Alessandra Ambrosio Speaking in Tongues of the Day

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A video posted by @alessandraambrosio on Sep 18, 2015 at 8:44pm PDT

Alessandra Ambrosio is some very very very old Victoria’s Secret model, who is still Victoria’s Secret modeling because I guess it is all she knows…I mean I’m sure she’s done some other jobs throughout her career, and not just blowjobs, but I am sure it was all set up by Victoria’s Secret to help their marketing, because when you’re some imported Brazilian who got rich in AMerica and Famous in AMerica thanks to a brand, you’ve got to maintain some loyalty to them, otherwise you’re shooting yourself in the foot and setting yourself up to be deported…

That said,

She’s been doing the rounds, in various outfits, none of which were lingerie, because when you’re a mom of two, thanks to Catholicism and the use of contraception, it’s better to leave the lingerie for pics you can photoshop and not events…unless she’s like all other Brazilian babes…and born with a dick..in which case…no vagina or body was destroyed in her pregnancy, and that pregnancy was more a distraction from being born with a penis…

Movie Magic…

TO SEE HER IN A BLACK DRESS AT A RECENT EVENT CLICK HERE

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