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2015

25

Sep

Selena Gomez Posted a Picture of Someone Else To Promote her Album of the Day

I guess Selena Gomez has taken the body shaming she deserved, because she’s a popstar and in being a popstar, has no business teaching the youth that being 15 lbs overweight is acceptable, because it is unhealthy, and it will lead to premature death….it’s her one responsibility….to heart…and has got fit…

Or she just photoshops herself to look fit…

I mean she had no excuse for her overeating during her depression from losing her Bieber baby…not even bigger tits…

She’s rich,has a team of people behind her, and alongside with her pretending to be her friend cuz she’s Selena Gomez

Like Taylor Swift…

When she’s an actor and can just pretend she’s acting, and her character, that is her popstar self needs to be skinnier…Because she’s looking better in these pics, but she’s still Selena Gomez, and thus absolute garbage on all fronts….but then again, it could be angles…look at the fat chin…and possible herpes lip…disgusting.

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2015

25

Sep

Francesca Eastwood for Esquire of the Day

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Here’s Francesca Eastwood, she’s Clint Eastwood’s daughter with what I assume is some above average, possibly babe, since he’s famous as fuck and has been for the last 60 years, woman…who he knocked up because he’s a good, gun bearing, republican for God…

Who is raising, but not really, because he’s old as fuck, and is more of a grandfather, young harlots, like Francesca Eastwood…..who seem as thirsty as the groupies he’s probably plowed through as the cowboy everyone loved….from the 50s til today…

That said, I am sure her career has been hard to pull off, you know being an Eastwood is both a blessing and a curse, as she’ll probably say in her interview, because she has so much to live up to, and it’s so hard to differentiate herself from her iconic father….something she genuinely believes…or tells herself…

While we all know she only matters because she’s an Eastwood…

It’s like “Look how hot Clint’s daughter is….She’s half naked in Esquire”…or “look another hollywood heiress trying to maximize her fame because it’s good for her instagram followers”…

That said…I think I’m in love…and I’m glad she’s happened…because this is exactly how I want to see any aspiring actress, whether born into the top tier of the industry, or working as a stripper…

That said, I think I’m seriously in love…

This girl is perfect.

Posted in:Francesca Eastwood|SFW

2015

25

Sep

Rihanna Still has a Nipple Ring of the Day

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Rihanna loves showing her nipple rings..which makes sense because she loves showing her nipples…so much that she manages to do it while wearing a shirt…she’s just that committed to people seeing the shine of her nipple, because I guess she’s at the stage of not giving a fuck. She’s sold her soul to the world, and as a small island girl, the daughter of a garbage man, making 100,000,000 dollars a year…how could she really give a fuck…not to mention being small town means everyone is up in your business all the time, and if people want to look at her nipple ring like it matters, let them…because she’s cashed the fuck in on average at best talent….

Fascinating…

Rihanna posted a ton of bikini pics from Brazil two years ago- it’s a sign

Posted in:Rihanna|SFW

2015

25

Sep

Cindy Crawford’s May Have Nipples in The Edit of the Day

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Cindy Crawford is lovely as fuck. Sure she’s old, tired, washed up, haggard even, but I think she’s a delicate flower still in bloom, just barely in bloom, because she’s Cindy Crawford, despite what her menopause and dried up pussy is saying.

I guess retiring at 30, to live a life of luxury with some Billionaire Heir of the Gerber baby food empire, allows your already good genes to preserve and age better…

Maybe I have a soft spot for 1993, when she really fucking mattered, and I have a hard time moving on…in all aspects of my life…it is still 1993…

Maybe it’s just that I ran into her on the street, one of the only models I’ve run into in person…we locked eyes, and I realized then and there….how she manipulated everyone to fall into her trap…

Posted in:Cindy Crawford|SFW

2015

25

Sep

Gisele Bundchen Naked For Vogue of the Day

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Gisele Bundchen is a possible dude from Brazil, turned lingerie model, as these things happen, when you’re from Brazil, and all the hottest girls in Brazil have a penis…it’s a way of life..and it makes solid financial sense for the modelling agencies…because no periods..

A story that makes sense based on her tight, not very feminine body or face…and sure she’s married and has kids, but that can be faked and her husband Tom Brady, could very possibly use her as Locker room sports initiation…

Now she’s in Vogue Paris..naked enough, shot by Mario Testino….boring…sure…old yes..a man maybe…naked enough…yes…this is probably some of her best work….

Posted in:Gisele Bundchen|Mario Testino|SFW|Vogue Paris

2015

25

Sep

Andreea Diaconu Nipples for Vogue Paris of the Day

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Andreea Diaconu is labeled one of the most popular model from Romania…because all the other models from Romania look like this:

You know Gypsies, who train bears and to balance on balls, for their traveling carnivals…Which we all know isn’t true, because we all watch webcam models masturbate for us and a solid percentage of those Eastern European in the basements like the sex workers they are…when they aren’t trying to be bought by Americans for citizenship…

She started modeling at 13…sounds wholesome…like working at an ice cream shop or a summer camp…only more naked…amongst perverts…

She also dated Jack Gyllenhaal, even though he’s a faggot rich kid…

And now her big nipples are in Vogue…I guess Dreams do come true..for some people…if they are pretty enough…they can save their sex work for behind closed doors with rich people…as all models do…

GOOD TIMES…

Posted in:Andreea Diaconu

2015

25

Sep

Kendall Jenner’s Uncensored Vogue Japan Picture of the Day

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WHo fucking cares…I don’t know if this is legitimately the uncensored Vogue Japan picture of Kendall Jenner, who is the covergirl of Vogue Japan…

It’s very possible that some lonely, sad, virgin loser…no not me….sat on photoshop, trying to get it perfect, so that the nipples he pasted on would go viral, for people to think they are Kendall nipples, and so they jerk off to Kendall nipples, when really the nipples were cut and paste from a dude and stretched out….

She got her nipples from her daddy…Caitlin…

She got her career from her mom’s relentless, gets what she wants, hooker turned mom of 100 persuasiveness…you know 40 years in LA fucking rich guys and guys who think they are women has her dialed in…

She got her ability to whore herself from every woman in her family, it’s their thing..

She got her celebrity from middle America fascinated by this family…because I guess where there are from the brown people don’t have mansions…and it’s fascinating to them and their Walmart jobs…

So if these are her nipples, in the free the nipple era, they don’t matter..they are just nipples, even though I like sucking nipples when I cum…

If these are some weird pervert with a computer, no friends, and a lot of time on his hands, because thursday in some small down is just like any other horrible day…

You’ll find a way to jerk off to it, I believe in you.

Posted in:Kendall Jenner

2015

25

Sep

Public Sex Fail and Other Videos of the Day

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Motorcycle Accident…WHAT THE FUCK

Truck Break FAIL Slams Baby in Stroller…Everyone Lived…

Meth Head Goes Crazy

Drop Kick of the Day

Dog Runs Up Tree to Grab Frisbee

How To get a Hot Girl’s Car Out of the Way

K-9 Unit VS Cop Shooter at 2:30

Pregnant Dog Gets Saved

Woman Kills Tortoise…Thinking She’s Saving It…

THe Pussy DJ

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2015

25

Sep

Juliette Lewis Scratching her Pussy Meme of the Day

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I guess this is pretty representative of where we are as a society….

Juliette Lewis, the actress who has been acting forever, and who has looked like a crackwhore forever…I mean even at 16 on National Lampoon, I was surprised she wasn’t toothless begging to suck dick for a hit….

Some people have resting bitch face…Juliette Lewis has gutter crackwhore face….who you’d expect to be either piss covered, or reaching into her pussy pulling out used condoms, scabs or vaginitis…

But when it happens…we all laugh….because We’re still infants who laugh at piss, fart and yeast infection moments…We love seeing people embarrass themselves like “It’s America’s Funniest Home Videos”…

So the story is…”she’s adjusting her underwear”…while “some stalker”…takes pics of it…but didn’t get the finger sniffin’

But good news for her…it went viral in the meme-stream…

Posted in:Juliette Lewis|SFW

2015

25

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I used to like girls who had gay best friends because it meant they were into anal sex…or at least trying it

But now everyone is gay and all girl are into anal sex…especially with my small dick…and it turns out that it’s not that exciting as it once was, because assholes are full of shit…and the smell…the terrible smells…

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