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2015

29

Sep

Rita Ora’s Braless on the Internet…Obviously of the Day

Rita Ora posted a picture of her tits….of course…that’s her hustle…because Rita Ora knows that people like tits, and her tits are great. So great, that they are probably the only reason she exists is her tits…or maybe it’s her song and dance ability because she’s just been honing her craft since a young age…really making a name for herself…changing the world like her angelic voice..on some Mariah Carey or Whitney Houston level of “what the fuck did I just hear”…only more gutter, rapper, and directly pulled from Rihanna’s catalog of work…because she a hack…and by song and dance ability I just outlined…I mean her ability to hang and suck the dicks of the right people…so solid…I assume she throws her tits into it…because how else did she make it here from the UK…to exist in America…like magic…

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2015

29

Sep

Cora Emmanuel May Have a Nipple in Wonderland of the Day

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Cora Emmanuel is a model straight from Martinique and by Martinique I mean New York city, where she was probably exporting when some agent or photographer from NYC was either doing a photoshoot or vacationing on the French Caribbean island…

I don’t know anything about her, she’s not famous enough to have a wikipedia page, but she is perfect enough for me to wonder where she’s from, where she came from, and whether it was from heaven…but then I remember there is no GOD, but these tits are probably as close they are to a religious experience that I’ve had today….which isn’t saying much…because nothing else has really happened to me today.

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2015

29

Sep

Greer Grammer & Jillian Rose Reed in Bikinis of the Day

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This is Kelsey Grammer’s daughter…her name is Greer. She’s got 6 or 7 siblings…because her dad, Frasier, is a notorious coked up sex addict actor who has been in jail at least once for the shit…all while she was being brought up in Malibu with her make-up artist mother…possibly estranged with her dad, but probably not, I mean he seems like a lot of fun….

Well, like all celebrity kids, trying to either maximize their opportunity, or make easy money, or barely work and pretend they work, while kickin’ it most of the time, she’s decided to become and actor and she’s in some show called Awkward, but you’re probably more interested in her being in a bikini all while hanging out with some Florida chick named Jillian Rose Reed who she’s also on the MTV show….but you’re probably more interested is what diet she’s on to allow her to not be in a bikini…

Unlike all celebrity kids…she’s actually got to school and trained in theater, even though acting is a joke…so at least that happened…it shows a little more intelligence than most…and by intelligence I mean tits…look at her tits…she’s got good tits…

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2015

29

Sep

Beyonce’s Squat Train to Inspire You of the DAy

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Here’s a squat train….

I don’t know whether that’s a thing or not…it’s like Human Centipede but not because their mouths are attached to their assholes…but because you know if you’re this close to high maintenance, demanding, annoying Beyonce, you’re going be eating a whole lot of shit…

Leave it up to Beyonce to forget she’s an old washed up mom…and to squeeze in a leotard and blame it on “Love Your Body”…when really she just wants to porn out herself and feel sexy in a world where her husband fucks groupies….

FUN! If by fun I mean pathetic..trying hard…yet cashing in…..which I do.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF HER IN A LEOTARD CLICK HERE

TO SEE HER PERFORM WITH ED SHEERAN THIS WEEKEND – WHERE THE LEOTARD PICS WERE TAKEN – GOD WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO CLICK HERE

Posted in:Beyonce|SFW

2015

29

Sep

Bryanna Holly’s Fake Tits Posing Nude for Attention of the Dya

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Bryana Holly is one of the original instagram fame whore whores who had an audience because she got on the popular page when instagram first happened…

She is probably better known for trying to get in with the Kardashians by fucking Brody Jenner…their stepbrother, and son of Caitlin…you know using them fake tits in efforts to really make it in the world..

I know her as the cunt who blocked me on instagram because she hates me calling her out for being a talentless, barely hot, not even an it-girl, fake-model, who only makes money because companies want her instagram followers, and all that will happen for her in her “career” that is hardly a career…is she’ll land a rich LA dude into some instagram model with followers because it’s “cool” right now…

I think the foot fetishists will like this..I do it for you…weirdos…

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2015

29

Sep

Izabel Goulart Did Some Staged Bikini Paparazzi Pics of the Day

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I don’t know if you know how these paparazzi situations work, but they are always staged. It’s when models or actors are feeling a little down on themselves and in need of some type of attention in the media, so they call up their paparazzi friend in whatever city they are in, they all have them, and they prance around with their fit celebrity and bikini model bodies…in some of the lamest, most desperate shit, ever…

I remember when celebrities hated the attention, they hated being seen, now they fucking post the paparazzi pics on their social media like “Look how good I look”….what the fuck is wrong with people…

What was once more exclusive, and pictures were more criminal and stalker-y to get…is now celebrated, sensationalized and how these bitches stay relevant, in one pile of reality show caliber quality content that people love because of the fucking bikini…

Ridiculous, but she’s fit and old and I guess doing all she can…to keep working…

Here she is skippping

Good morning…Days like this are remembered forever!! With friends doing what I like best and singing along my favorite song !! Bom dia…Dias como este são lembrados para sempre!! Com amigos fazendo o que eu mais gosto e cantando a minha música favorita!! #BodyByIza #moodon #seaside #jumprope #singing #perfectday #diaperfeito #amogos #diversao

A video posted by Izabel Goulart (@iza_goulart) on Sep 29, 2015 at 5:27am PDT

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2015

29

Sep

Ana Luiza Naked in a Bed for Kid Richards of the Day

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I am the firstto hate on the “naked girls in bed”….all girls are now Playboy models…getting naked for the sake of “Art” even though I don’t think “art” actually exists…because I think art is fraud, I think photography is one of the most simplistic “art” forms…and anyone who tells you otherwise is a pretentious asshole…probably trying to get you naked for free….

You know…because when Playboy used to do this kind of “naked in bed” for the sake of being “naked in bed”…just to get girls “naked in bed”…instead of giving me a motherfucking story…they paid the girls a lot of money..sometimes upwards of 50,000 dollars for a nobody!!! Yet all these hipster girls are doing it for free…

But out of all the clutter and bullshit, naked girls in bed, I do support some people in their quest of naked girls in bed, and one of those friends of the site is Kid Richards, who shoots only on film, which already makes him interesting…because he actually needs to know how to take a picture…where as all these other motherfuckers use digital cameras are cheating liars….and Ana Luiza…just has a great fucking body..

So I can’t hate on the “naked girls in bed” hustle…but 99% of the time…it bores me…and no I’m not gay…and love naked girls…I just need stimulating content and this Black and White shoot made the cut…

Kid Richards: INSTAGRAM
Ana Luiza: INSTAGRAM

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2015

29

Sep

NYC Booty Queen and Other Videos of the Day

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Crazy Girl VS Car

Mother Visits Son in Jail…

Package Thief Gets Fucked

Girl Loses Bet and Runs Around Baseball Diamond Naked

Crackhead Spiritual Experience..

Shitty Day at the Gas Station

Maldives President’s Boat Blast

People are Loving Ronnie Pickering…

The most terrifying and Disgusting Video Ever

Psycho Black Guy Throws a White Guy’s Dog…in Today’s RACE War….

Crackhead Selling Used Condom…

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2015

29

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I use tinder….and sometimes I screen shot my conversations when I feel like being an exhibitionist…and when I know I don’t want to fuck the Tinder…

Sometimes new Tinder’s are aware of my Tinder antics…even when we just match…

Because I guess I’m tinder famous….which is as irrelevant as I thought I was….

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Girls in Sports Bras…
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Bieber is Not a Taco…
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Kate Hudson Ass
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Some Slut Named Nicole Harrison!
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Demi Lovato for Sketchers is LOL
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Cat Tells Dog to Start Barking
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Killing a Spider at a Gas Station
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Kaley Cuoco’s Hottest Pics on the Internet
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Alexis Ren in a Bikini
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Hiker VS Cougars
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Everyday is Hot Ass Day…
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Girl Cries After Tasting Pepsi
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Twin Peaks Star Death of the Day
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2015

28

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

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The worst thing about having a small dick….is when a girl says “put your little dick in my mouth”….

Not that “put your big dick in my mouth” would have been better, because I would know they’d be lying…

But “put your little dick in my mouth”….is almost as bad…because we don’t need reminders of what we’ve been living with forever…

Enough about dicks – Here’s some ass…

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Huge Tits!!
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Kate Hudson Is Giving Purity RIng Holder Jonas Brother’s AIDS
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Bono’s Daughter..in GQ…Massive Irish TiTs…
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Kate Moss Nude in Vogue
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J.Lo is a UN Ambassador…
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Selena Gomez in a Bathing Suit from WEEKS ago
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Justin Bieber Instructs You On How To Take a Pic With Him…
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Frances Bean Cobain Married Kurt Cobain’s Impersonator
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Help Save American Apparel
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The Model Who Says Bieber Drugged her in Australia!
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George Zimmerman Posted a Pic of Trayvon Martin Dead…
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Heidi Klum Panty Flash…
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Britney Spears Hard Nipples…
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Car Crashes Out of Nowhere
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The Congressman Who Stole the Pope’s Glass of Water and Bragged About it…For the Win
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Pools are Slippery
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Prince Harry Hugs Kate Middleton…What a Slut
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Kendall Jenner’s Denim Jumpsuit Jacked Up her Ass…
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Danielle Knudson is Amazing
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Adriana Lima – BTS
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Alessandra Ambrosio in a Yellow Dress!!
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ALexis Ren in a Bikini
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Madison Beer…Is Alright
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Two Cats and a Snail..
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Lizzy CUndy Braless
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Thigh Gaps
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Cat Tells Dog to Stop Barking
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Australia Wants Chris Brown to Prove He Should be Allowed in the Country
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Britney Spears Pokies
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GIGI Hadid Leaves a Hotel Room
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A Bunch of College Girls..
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Little Cunt Attacks Bus Driver
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Anne Hathaway in a Black Dress
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Girls in Glasses…
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The Man WHo Plays 90 Instruments
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Selena Gomez Cleavage…
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Carl’s Jr Border War Burger…
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Matt Damon Wants to Keep the Faggots in the CLoset
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Emma Roberts in a Bra
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Lucky Motherfucker of the Day
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Porn GIF of the Day
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Beveryage of the Day
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Huge Tits in Yoga Pants…
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Naked Girl in the Country…AMazing Fucking Ass
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Amazing Naked Girl…
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Titty Fight!
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