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2015

09

Sep

Rihanna’s See Through Top of the Day

Rihanna is still wearing see through lingerie tops…so that the world can see her nipples that aren’t supposed to be sexualized…then why are you jerking off to them…oh right because nipples like many things…including but not limited to legs…hands and mouths…assholes…and pussy….can be used for both sexual and non sexual things…

It’s like “My nippples feed babies and men can show their nipples, so stop getting turned on my tits” #freethenipple…

When I’m thinking “you vagina makes babies, when not having period, your asshole shits, your mouth eats and talks and your hand does a lot more than handjobs, yet when I look at them it’s all I see, so keep showing them”…

I guess there was a time when doing these nipple stunts would make the paparazzi pics unpublishable…but now the world has come to their senses and post that shit…pretty much making what I do absolutely obsolete…but I’ll still do it…because why not..

Here’s some pics of her in a Black Dress CLICK HERE

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2015

09

Sep

Katy Perry on All Fours of the Day

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The internet is freaking out because Katy Perry got her handprints in what I assume is the hollywood walk of fame, because I guess as an LA party girl, who probably walked Hollywood BLVD with her girls buying their silly raver outfits for their club nights, it’s probably a big deal, worth the price they charged her for it, because now, she’s eternal and can inspire other mainstream raver chicks to fuck the right dude in the right band to introduce her to the right people as that is how it pretty much happens…

I mean, I get the whole tits busting out of her top, that she knew was going to be the position she’d be in, and probably why she wore the dress…because everyone give this old lady popster with some of the worst music more attention on her big day! It cost her money…now notice…

I don’t think Katy Perry is a horrible person, I think she’s a horrible performer and don’t get her, but feel sorry for her knowing that no one actually respects her or her music and only care because she’s famous…if she wasn’t famous, she’d just be the weirdo at the club….

That said, your instagram and facebook must be blowing up with Burning man pictures, as they “Burners are back”…and Katy Perry was a “Burner” this weekend and she posted one of her Mad Max, creepy in the desert not dessert outfits, and all I can see is her short thick legs…

To See the Rest of the Pics of the Event CLICK HERE

Posted in:Katy Perry|SFW

2015

09

Sep

Nina Agdal’s Ass is Safe for Instagram of the Day

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Apparently…it’s okay….for Nina Agdal to show her ass on social media…

But based on her fitness gear….I don’t know if her ass is really that ok….

I am a Nina Agdal hater, I call her overrated and a bootleg model who looks like she’s got a mental disorder, like Downs…

I do not support her hard drinking, borderline prostituting herself to rich people, because I don’t like seeing this behavior work out for girls..

I don’t really care for any Sports Illustrated, 5/10 in terms of hotness, models…even though America still believes these girls represent something magica..

I am more into supporting instagram models, who have better attitudes…in their famewhoring…

That’s all I have to say about that…

TO SEE PICS OF HER WORKING OUT CLICK HERE

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2015

09

Sep

Hungarian Reporter Ninja of the Day

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Every one is complaining about this amazing journalist who is kicking a refugee as it charges at her and her expensive camera…and I want to Bang her…

I am the wrong person to ask about refugees, I think the whole thing is ridiculous. If I should up to a country without a passport, I get detained, or sent back home, while refugees get to stay because it’s considered inhumane to send them back to their corrupt governments where they are from…

I also know nothing about this issue, and don’t really care about how the Syrians will infiltrate Europe fucking hard….

But I do like a woman with a good instinct to kick…especially when it looks like she’s kicking a kid, but I can’t be sure, all these refugees look the same…and probably smell…vile…

You’d be kicking them too, in fact if you’re a backwoods American hick, and I know you are…you’d be shooting them…

Posted in:stepNEWS

2015

09

Sep

Tiger Kaufman Naked Hipster Model in Purple of the Day

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It’s the Jewish new year this weekend, at least that’s why the old guy eating a bagel outside the deli was screaming at his wife earlier today..and I’ve never met a Kaufman who wasn’t Jewish…so I assume this Kaufman, who goes by the name Tiger, is Jewish…and I also assume that her name is probably not Tiger, but rather something like Tara or Lea or Devorah or Chaviva or Gaviella…yes I googled Hebrew Names…fuck you…

So this Tiger, who probably isn’t named TIger, but could likely have hippie Jewish parents, they do exist, is from Colorado, lives in LA and gets naked for fashion magazines because it’s all part of her big picture artistic expression and I’m all for looking at nude models who aren’t even models…who think they are artists…who are hipsters…but I prefer when they have bush…but this one probably wasn’t always hipster, it’s just a good angle, but was more a Juciy Sweat suit with laser hair removal back in 2009 when it was the trend…

But now the trend is this…nakedness…just enough to pretend to her parents back home that she’s working towards something. I dig it.

VIA CLICK HERE

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2015

09

Sep

Cameron Diaz get’s K-Fed-ed of the Day

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Madden Twin…Having Twins with dried up but Rich as Fuck Cameron Diaz…

I assume this happened because of the same brain washing tactics I assume he used in his music to get a record deal and to get a suburban kids to buy into his fucking lie…

Now this:

“Although she’s just a few weeks in, Cameron is hoping her babies turn out to be a boy and a girl. She’s excited to start shopping for the nursery.” There is a bit of a worry surrounding this pregnancy, Cam is at a greater risk for complications, due to her age. “They’re being very cautious,” the insider stated. “She’s very healthy and everything looks great so far. They’re hoping for the best.

Benji must be jumping for joy! Their source added, “He’s so protective of her and the babies that it’s hard for him to focus on anything else. He just can’t wait to be a dad.”

I care very little about Cameron Diaz, her ship has sailed, and whether she’s worth hundreds of millions of dollars and still has a fit enough body, her vagina is long dead to me…it’s just been so battered over the years that I assume the little fake rock and roll babies will just dive out of her when they are ready because their dad’s so “EXTREME”….

I care ver little about the Good Charlotte sisters, they hardly exist…but I know, some shit when down, to trick this girl into being manipulated by this dude, I’m assume slipping her drugs in her drinks, maybe being overly nice…

I wonder if the baby counts if it was produced in a lab using her frozen granny eggs…but not really, I actually don’t care the whole thing is just a herpes filled absolutely disgusting mess…and knowing that more of this K-Fed DNA will live on is what’s wrong with America..all while she says to the world that she retires….and it was a good fucking run…because she’s fucking rich…and that’s what the “art” of acting is about…LOL

Posted in:Cameron Diaz|SFW

2015

09

Sep

Current Mood and Other Videos of the DAy

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If you don’t like that – here’s the longest town name in the UK

If you don’t like that – here’s a man killing a mouse I assume he tried sticking in his ass

Here’s a Dude Getting his Medicinal Marijuana Stolen…

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2015

09

Sep

Miley Talking About Licking Teeth of the Day

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A video posted by Miley Cyrus (@mileycyrus) on Sep 9, 2015 at 3:26am PDT

Miley Cyrus..is probably the most interesting thing in entertainment…because she’s not Taylor Swift..

I don’t know if that’s a good thing or a bad thing that matters or just noise…or does she even exist in this world where everyone is self involved weirdos looking at their social media and snapchat and instagram all day…

But as long as she’s eating cake off her friends face…

Posted in:Miley Cyrus|SFW

2015

09

Sep

Doutzen Kroes See Through Dress of the Day

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So GQ had a men of the year award show what I assume was a couple of days ago, so I guess it was only logical to invite model to their arbitrary, bullshit, award show that I assume is strictly based on awarding people who either help their brand or marketing, or people who lure the models to attend their Gala, so that they can maximize the cost of the event…makes sense…

Because we all know I am the man of the year, in terms of failed relationships, failed in business, failed in life, but really good at self destructing with affordable alcohol and unprotected sex with girls who aren’t my wife…and who probably have aids, even though I don’t….

Exciting…but not really…

She’s waring a see through dress…but not really..

It’s all lies..LIES…everyone does this shit for attention….

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Jourdan Dunn was also at the GQ Men of the Year event…she showed side tit…

TO SEE THE REST OF JOURDAN DUNN CLICK HERE

A video posted by Jourdan Dunn (@officialjdunn) on Sep 4, 2015 at 2:21pm PDT

Posted in:Doutzen Kroes|SFW

2015

09

Sep

Candice Swanepoel Grinds her Vag of the Day

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I have no idea why I feel compelled to post this ad for some Jeans company that isn’t paying me to promote their ad that they probably paid a lot of money for…

But I think it has something to do with Candice Swanepoel grinding her recently engaged vag onto some male model head..

I am not that excited by model on male model head…if anything I find it boring, but I find Candice Swanepoel boring…hot but boring…and the only redeeming thing she has going for her is that she’s a racist slave owner in South Africa…not because I am a racist or into South African racists, but at least she’s got something going on other than posing half naked for money…

I guess what I am trying to say is why did they censor her tits…I get it…to promote their product…but this should create an outrage…riots…show us the tits we can just google to see….because we don’t like recycling our tit pics…we always want new tit pics…

TO SEE HER VICTORIA”S SECRET BORING AS FUCK CATALOG PICS CLICK HERE

To see her in some random magazine, still hot…still boring…