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2015

20

Aug

Anais Pouliot For Love and lemons of the Day

Anais Pouliot is a model from Montreal, who is obviously too good for Montreal, which isn’t saying much, most homeless people are too good for Montreal, but she’s not homeless, she’s out making money after she moved to New York to do lingerie campaigns…where if she stayed here, she’d probably be a bottle service girl, or a stripper, like all the other hot girls, which I guess isn’t all that much different than being a lingerie model, but it has a more prestige and status…

Not that it matters, what matters is that french girls, especailly when they think and are too good to me, which isn’t saying much, most homeless people are too good for me, is french based, and probably broken, and probably into anal on the first date, if she wasn’t with an American dude for a passport and his money, thanks to American dudes with money, loving lingerie models even the low level ones…

All this to say, at least she’s not an instagram model/

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2015

20

Aug

Ruth Bell Topless with Shaved Head For Vogue Paris of the Day

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I have no idea who Ruth Bell is, but I am going to just assume she’s part of the new feminist movement, because the new feminist movement is a massive movement, that companies, brands, media and Miley Cyrus realize they have to pretend to support, while half of their work is extorting women by presenting it as empowerment, when really it is just for consumption and commerce that the girl who is being used naked is not fairly compensated for…and men at the top of the food chain are being paid way more….but don’t tell the models…they think they are building a platform, that they are empowered, and that showing their tits will get their message that we’ve all heard, accross…

It’s silly vigilantism with tits..

Yes, I am assuming she’s a feminist because of her shaved head. I am such a male predator like that…and I believe girls with short hair are all feminst dykes…until they pull out their tits in a photoshoot…then I remember they are no different than a stripper.

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2015

20

Aug

Helena Christensen Nipples for No Tofu of the Day

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Helena Christensen has a bit of the old lady model, concerned with her appearance, because her existence has been based on her looks. She’s made all her money based on her looks. She’s probably had all the rich cock because of her looks….She was even cast in the Chris Isaacs Wicked Games music video romance porn straight out of a Romance Novel…because she was a Victoria’s Secret model, hot..and had tits…

Well, she’s still got those tits, but they are much older, despite what she’s trying to trick us with her pornstar looking parazlyzed face.

That music video was probably over 20 years ago, proving that you can maintained sex appeal, but people still get old, the yogurt still expires, and no matter how much botox they shove into their paralyzed plastic face….your big tits and nipples can’t fool me…you’re not a sex toy, despite only being able to make the face of a sex toy, and that in and of itself is worth celebrating…I mean that and her nipples for a magazine with the silliest name ever…

Wearing fetish gear….never too old..for any of that…no matter what your face is telling us…

Posted in:Helena Christensen|SFW

2015

20

Aug

Khloe and Kendall Kardashian in Bikinis of the Day

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Oh yeah…look at the monster Kardashian looking less and less like her tranny stepdad wants to look…you know big and burly, thanks to fitness plastic surgery, and waist training belts I am sure you can buy if you click one of their social media links, all posing with the young one in a bikini, in a series of photos, that attention whores love….for their instagram….and that I love…for the bikini pics…even if they should be anal sex videos. That’s the caliber of talent this is…

Khloe and Kendall Kardashian and their hybrid Kylie…that I assume was created in the lab in the family’s basement next to their on-call plastic surgeon…to help perpetuate their existence…so that they never die off and keep on hitting us from other angles…marketed to new generations…Khloe to men who are into younger Caitlins, you know the kind of dudes who like being pegged by a monster with tits, while Kendall is the “fashion icon”…and “Kylie” is the young Kim, in the hip hop scene….it’s all so calculated…I’m excited for there to be a freak out…murder suicide when the pressure is just too much for one of them to handle…because they have over-used the media…made a lot of money…and it becomes a breeding ground for serious mental health issues…

The funny thing in all this is that you know they think they are the Royal family of the USA….and USA think they are the Royal Family…because they are keeping themselves alive because of you…

I guess I am part of the problem, not that anyone reads this site, but I’m a sucker for selfies that have been photoshopped, because why look at real things, when we can have vapid, fake, garbage…..like this..on their luxury bikini vacations…

Garbage…I owuldn’t even want to fuck…but I want to fuck anything, it doesn’t even need to be alive…..not that they’d fuck me, obviously they wouldn’t fuck me, they think they are royalty and have so much money, because people are drawn to followers, and they will forever be celebrated by dudes wanting to fuck them….

This is so fucking cheesy….but not as cheesy as the secretions that drip out of their played out, banged out, pussies.

Posted in:Kendall Jenner|Khloe Kardashian|SFW

2015

20

Aug

Beast Feeding a Calf…and Other Videos of the Day

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White Men Restrain a Black Man in Nashville Because they are Racist…..and Because he Tried Robbing a Woman….

Careless Wedding Guest Shoots Kid in the Face…what?

Motel 6 Explodes

16 Year Old Murder Suspect Revisits Crime Scene Where He Raped and Killed a Girl….The Dad Wasn’t Into It…

Karate GUY Vs Car

Balcony Fisherman

Kid Stuck in a Chinese Escalator

Truck VS Height Barrier

Girl On Drugs

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2015

20

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I am not bored of the Jared from Subway jokes…

Everything from “we encouraged him to keep trying to get into smaller pants”. to “wait til he gets those 12 inches in jail”…to “who is Jared from Subway?”….or “He liked the kids meal”….or the “eat fresh”….

Keep them coming….

It’s like society is so pumped dude sexually abused women and think it is funny…because we are all comedians and understand the joke is more important than the kiddie porn…you sick fucks…

It’s like society thinks some pedophiles are okay to make fun of, when they are big fat creepy brand ambassadors…but when it’s other pedophiles…you get called a sick fuck for mocking…

Weird..

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Cheerleaders Dancing With Players in Arizona
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Shannen Doherty Has Cancer
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Kyra Kennedy Drunk Party Slut!
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Emily Rat is a Slut
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Bad Lip Reading of the GOP Debate
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Every Jenner in a Bikini Except the One We all Wantt o See….Bruce
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Lamar Odom is Amazing…
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Rachel Morteson is a Good Time…
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Girls Lip Syncing in Bikinis to beach Songs
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2015

19

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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I get some hate from feminists, who think I am counter productive, despite being a self diagnosed feminist, who just uses misogyny like “look at her ass”, “look at her tits”…as a comedic hook…to showcase how ridiculous our world is. When really, I never slut shame, I love sluts, and I never judge a girl for anything she does, especially when she’s showing her body…

So then these feminists who think I’m anti-feminst get mad that I only post hot girls, not fat girls, you know what the media wants you to see because it is hot, without realizing I fuck pigs and prefer looking at things that aren’t pigs to get a mental image to focus on while fucking those pigs, because otherwise, no boner is happening and the human race ends…a good thing, right…but not for the sake of this argument….

And the truth is, I can post unconventional girls in slutty poses…with really intense hip to waist ratio, because I support body positive even when it is fat, I just don’t like cumming to it.

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Subway Dude is an Idiot…Pervert…Eating the Kids Menu…to Get Into More and More Smaller Pants…
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Pris Hilton Cleavage…Why…Because I Hate You…
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Kylie Jenner Bikini Tits VS Her Sister’s Tits…
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Kristen Stewart is So Rude
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Kristen Stewart’s Chest
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Gwen Stefani’s Looking Like an Old Dying Granny
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Bat Girl Dided..
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Free Running Illusions to Fuck With Your Mind
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Slut of the Day
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Josh Duggar had an Ashley Madison Account
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Nicki Minaj Wax Museum is Amazing
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Guess this Ass
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Weird Topless Paddle Board
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Blue Whale’s Ipeccable Timing
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Bella Hadid Tits do Instagram
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Nina Agdal is a Monster
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People are So Into Rose McGowan’s Nipples
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Bar Refaeli in a Bikini…
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Dad’s React to Daughter’s Being Cat Called….
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Elle Fanning in a Tennis Skirt
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Natalie Dormer in Some Magazine
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One of the Harry Potter Cast Grew Up Hot
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Muppets With Attitude…
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Air New Zealand Safety Video…
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Kyra Kennedy Drinking and Partying to Piss off her Kennedy Dad….
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Emma Stone Tight JEans
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Rita Ora Slutty Chest…
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Girl in a Mesh Dress
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Nika is the Hot Stoned Girl…
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Throwback Thursday – Katie Holmes Naked
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Subway Pole Dance…Not Subway Child Molest
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Monica Sims Nipples
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Sexy Strip…
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Spank of the Day!
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Really Big Fucking Tits…
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2015

19

Aug

Kylie Jenner Old Enough to be a Tranny Hooker Tit of the Day

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I don’t think giving Kylie Jenner attention really contributes to her relevance or success…

My site is too insignificant for that….it’s like in 11 years of doing it, three people I’ve ever spoken to have heard of it…depressing if you really think about how many posts I’ve done, but understandable when the posts are the drivel that doesn’t matter like this…

I can’t take on a Jenner and make the world hate them, the world already hates them, but still follow and love their shit…and I am going to assume it is because most social media, at least Vine and Instagram is dominated by 12 year old girls and not adults with better shit to todo…

So posting these idiots doesn’t matter, they aren’t that hot, but if they post a tit, or a side tit hours after being fucked by her big black dicked older boyfriend…like she was a gutter porn slut…who I assume takes it up the ass because it’s her only orifice…testicles aren’t a vagina…no matter what her dad and girl obsessed family tell her…

Here’s Kendall Jenner’s Over the Shoulder Ass Shot…because where there is one Kylie, there’s another one close by to get the tail end of the media attention….

Posted in:Kylie Jenner|SFW

2015

19

Aug

Sarah Hyland and Vanessa Hudgens int he Most Important Bikini Selfie of the Day

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Sarah Hyland is the creepy 12 year old looking 25 year old from Modern Family…a successful show…where she plays the girl I assume most dudes watching the show want to fuck…while Sofia Vergara fucks herself in the corner…because of her tits….because dudes love young looking girls…they are perverts…

Vanessa Hudgens is the pudgy, hairy little monkey from HighSchool Musical, who I assume some people wanted to fuck, because they like hairy little monkeys when they are from the disney channel…it fuels their perversion…

Together, they are with some dude….who may be a chick…in what could be a drug ridden orgy, as the kids these days do..especially rich and famous ones who have seen some shit, .even though these aren’t kids, but they were robbed of their youth and fed hormone suppressants to play kids on TV and get their parents PAID!

Posted in:Sarah Hyland|SFW|Vanessa Hudgens

2015

19

Aug

The Tits from Blurred Lines Discussing Her Fame of the Day

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I wasn’t on the Good Morning America set, listening to Emily Ratajkowski discussing her career, her fame, and her upcoming shit movie, we hope is her last…

But I assume she’s saying something like …

“And then I pulled out my fake tits, that look like real tits, but that are fake tits, just good fakes, and the photographer said, I’m friends with Robin Thicke, he needs tits for a new video, so I pulled out my tits, and they filmed me, and I went viral, and it confused the industry into thinking I had talent, and I got a meeting with Ben Affleck who fucked me like I was the nanny, and now this, Good Monring America, I’ve made it”…

But probably less words…because that’s giving her too much credit..it was proabbly more like..

“Hi, do you want me to pull out my tits, no no let me pull out my tits, that’s my move”….

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She’s also in Grazia because the movie company has marketing budget…