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2015

24

Aug

Demi Lovato in a Bikini of the Day

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Before there was Stella Maxwell, or Miley making out with her dogs, there was Demi Lovato…

She was the other Disney Star with her own song and dance bullshit that has propelled her to an insane level of fame…

She is rumored to have had sex with Miley…in a fucking underage video…that people pass around in Nashville, but that I have never seen, but believe because the source on it is so fucking tight…and the source told me that was part of the breakdown that lead to the “bi-polar disorder” to divert from the fact that girl was a drug / sex addict…

It’s one of those people close to the source would never upload that shit to the internet, what’s the point when they get to jerk off to it, kinda like how I feel about my nudes…

Not to mention, he’s probably paid hush money, like the Katy Perry’s ex boyfriend, who someone close to him told me there’s blowjob vidoes, but they’d never be leaked due to $$$$$$

Doesn’t matter, what does matter is that Demi Lovato in this “don’t wear make-up”, embrace yourself, now hat she’s sober, not hot, but sober and sees it is an angle that’s great or therapy and a great message for the youth, which is why she’s photoshopped to shit in this…because who needs make-up when there’s photoshop…

Posted in:Demi Lovato|SFW

2015

24

Aug

Miley Cyrus Dog Sex of the Day

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Miley Cyrus posted some videos of her naked and tonguing her dogs in what shouldn’t be seen as erotic, or as a glimpse into some peanut butter covered pussy because their big firm, loyal tongues are far more broad and strong than Stella Maxwells….

They shouldn’t be seen as a broken teen angst girl from Tumblr who cuts herself and loves neon and cartoons…or anything Japanese…

They should be seen as a broken girl who can’t trust or love any other people, because even her parents sold her off and everyone around her only like her because she’s Miley Cyrus..you know so sad, but these dogs will never leave her side, they’ll protect her, because that’s just what dogs do…

And I think the most interesting thing about these dogs, is the shit they’ve seen her insert in her pussy…I am sure some of those things have been legendary…

Be$$$$$t morninnnnn kissssiezzzzz ????

A video posted by Miley Cyrus (@mileycyrus) on

Here are some pics of her naked in bed – and pre-shower because you care…

Posted in:Miley Cyrus|SFW

2015

24

Aug

Kelly Brook’s Massive Tit of the Day

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Kelly Brook is the worst…

I have a love hate relationship with her, which in and of itself is fucking weird since I have never met her and will never met her, and really I am just having a relationship with pictures on a screen, which is probably not the weirdest thing I have had a relationship with, but it is up there…

She’s got these massive tits, that sometimes come with a massive everything else because she’s pushing 40 and like most girls with big tits she gets fat easily…but right now…she’s not at her fattest, I guess since she miracuously got a TV show…

So that love/hate relationship with her is that I love big tits, they are fun. I love desperation that makes a girl pull out her tits in photos to become a titty model…and I love when it works to a certain level…because it encourages other girls to show their tits…but I hate that when they make it, they forget they are a titty model, they forget their whore roots, and think they are actual talent…I also hate the hate mail I got for making fun of her miscarriage and referring to these pics as her doing a sacrifice for fame…

But I love the big tits…that I guess she still realizes are a big part of her appeal…because I mean…look at that instagram pic…that’s a fucking tit.

Posted in:Kelly Brook|SFW

2015

24

Aug

Apparently These are Sarah Hyland’s Hard Nipples of the Day

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Sarah Hyland creeps me out…and apparently these are pictures of her at the airport and they are being marketed as her “hard nipples”…and I feel like it is a lot like trying to stare at some pubescent girl at the pool in a one piece…with developing breasts with hard nipples..you know the shit you may have had your first jerk off to when you were a teenager and it was ok to like pubescent girls…and not as a grown man who just loves everything about this…that’s just fucking weird and I hope you’re not a camp councilor, bus driver, social worker, or really anyone allowed around kids…

If you’re more into the teen girls who get their period at 7 thanks to emotional trauma thanks to her dad leaving them….you know the kind of girl who has double Ds by 16, this probably isn’t the kind of jailbait girl for you…especially considering she’s pushing 30…and just looks 12 and athletic…in some birth defect I think is hormone therapy her mom fed her to child star her…

Either way, who cares.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Sarah Hyland|SFW

2015

24

Aug

Jojo’s Bikini for Relevance Now that She’s Not Jailbait Anymore of the Day

Jojo isn’t a fascinating story…she’s just one of the newer generations Jail Bait who turned 18 and everyone who was obsessed with her just forgot about her…pretty much overnight…like so many other 17 year old sluts before her who turned 18…I’m talking to you Taylor Momsen…and I know there were others…but that would require me to think…when all I am interested in for the sake of this post, not the sake of my life, because if the sake of my life, was represented by my interest in Jojo’s comeback tour, when I don’t even know any of Jojo’s songs, and only remember her being a girl who ran off with a black guy and surprisingly didn’t get pregnant but probably spent all her jailbait money…and she’s doing it right, now more fit and in bikini…on snapchat..and I guess in everyday life at the random events she gets to…

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TO SEE PICS OF HER DRESSED SKIMPY AT AN EVENT CLICK HERE

Posted in:JoJo|SFW

2015

24

Aug

Shanina Shaik in a Bikini of the Day

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Shanina Shaik was “caught” by the paparazzi doing some photoshoot for some bikini company, because part of the Victoria’s Secret deal, as this girl is one of their new “angels”…who I guess they are replacing Adriana Lima with, is that they lend their girls to other people to exploit their girls, because it makes their girls seem like they are more relevant than they actually are, because in this world of instagram models, who gives a fuck about actual models….

The only difference is that actual models are just the sugar babies who are going to get billionaires…while the instagram models…go for the millionaires…

It’s all very stupid, but what isn’t stupid is that she’s giving the paparazzi props for this photo she posted:

“Paparazzi can get some “OK” pics lol ”

Because the bikini company called the paparazzi to take these pics of her, this is some hired second shooter obviously, and they all probably grabbed lunch together, which is far less fun than when paparazzi used to rent helicopters for the 100,000 dollar picture that just doesn’t happen anymore…

Either way, still a model in a bikini…better than pretty much anything I’ve seen a bikini today…but in my defense…I haven’t left my couch in 2 days.

Here she is in some shoot…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:SFW|Shanina Shaik

2015

24

Aug

Salma Hayek in a Bikini of the Day

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Here’s a little, or should I say big…big and old…Salma Hayek, our favorite Mexican, who is actually a Mexican and not a Mexican for practical marketing purpose, like Eva Longoria or Jessica Alba, reaching out to that Mexican fan base, because Mexicans love their own, but rather an actual Mexican, used as the Mexican who can barely speak english, because she can barely speak english, getting cast and avoiding digging tunnels under borders or working the hotel industry changing shit and blood covered sheets thanks to white people, thanks to her tits…her big fucking tits…or as some shitty sites will like to call “her floaties”…because they basic…while I just look at the fuckers…I don’t really care to discuss this shit…

Here’s a Jazzy edit of her in a bkini….that I posted last week…

Posted in:Salma Hayek|SFW

2015

24

Aug

Gigi Hadid and Rachel Hilbert Show Off Their Played Out Victoria’s Secret Asses of the Day

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Gigi Hadid posted this picture of her and Rachel Hilbert, who is some other young up and coming, probably rich kid model, that I guess plays one of her BFFs, because that’s how they market this shit…

But we all know how girls work, and that if Gigi is posting this picture, it isn’t because she thinks it’s a cute pic that the world needs to see, she is posting it because she thinks her ass looks better than Hilberts, because everyone is out for their fucking self, and the only way the most famous “model” of the new generation is going to be plugging another bitch, it’s because she’s either gotta play the top dog, you know asserting herself as the girl who other girls have their period’s sync to..or she’s just doing a “hey I’m the one on the left, I look better than that haggard monster on the right”…kissy face…

Do you want to see Gigi Hadid rich girl side tit?

Here it is…

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21 August 2015.
Gigi Hadid seen arriving for the Taylor Swift concert in Los Angeles.
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TO SEE GIGI HADID IN A TIGHT SHIRT OF THE DAY CLICK HERE

Posted in:Gigi Hadid|Rachel Hilbert|SFW

2015

24

Aug

Drake and Serena Williams in Love of the Day

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I don’t really keep track of Serena Williams, especially when it comes to her sex life…partially because I am convinced that her and her sister are pulling a “Lady Bugs” or “She’s the Man” like Bruce Jenner after he left sports, because their dad had a dream and that dream was to win at the whitest of sports, thanks to high society racism that didn’t allow black people in the tennis clubs…

That said, I do know that she’s had sex with numerous white Jewish guys who spend time in West Palm Beach where she lives, because…white dudes love fat black asses especially when they are white washed and rich as fuck…

The rumor according to TMZ is that Drake, a white actor who plays a rapper, and who white people fucking love…is not just “smashing her”…yes that was their stupid pun, I can’t compete with billion dollar journalism…like TMZ wit…

But they also make out in restaurants…

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But it could just be racism, assuming all black couples look the same….or it could be because she’s an athlete who can fuck and here she is doing the splits:

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Here are some other pics of her, to give you a real sense of what he’s sticking his dick in…

Posted in:Serena William|SFW

2015

24

Aug

Jon Stewart VS Paul Heyman on WWE of the Day

Paul Heyman has been dominating wrestling forever…

I have never been into wrestling, ever…but the weirdest cross section of people are…when I was 18, all the weird immigrant italian kids in Kappa track pants loved the shit, later in life, it seemed like serious white trash trailer park dwellers were into the shit…

I just always found it ridiculous to watch people play fight in panties…but I guess I just couldn’t get into the storyline…

A storyline that now includes Jon Stewart in his retirement getting involved in this Brock Lesner movement….

When the most interesting wrestling match Brock Lesner has had, was every single time he had sex with Amy Schumer….before she was famous….

We can assume the steroids messed with his hormones, and tricked him into fucking anything with what could be a pussy…thanks to too much testosterone…kinda like a black dude willing to fuck anything…because they are more man than you….

Proof that Amy Schumer is a monster despite how famous and “funny” she is..

Here’s Heyman fuckign with people on the street in New York

Here’s WWE Diva Summer Rae doing Battle Ropes…Because WWE divas make things less gay…when watching greased up men grinding like male strippers…without the screaming 50 year old women bachelorette party…

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