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2015

Sep

Jessica Alba’s Workout Clothes Cameltoe of the Day

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This is less of a cameltoe and more of a pussy definition as it is squeezed into tight pants….

Something that I am humiliated I even know the difference of…

It’s like I’ve slowly morphed into the pathetic loser who hides behind a computer jerking off to this shit, when my intention in 2004 when I started, was to just make fun of all you celebrity fans and celebrities…and now I’ve become the guy at parties who knows who Miley fucks, and who Bella Thorne is, and what Jessica Alba’s hustle is…

It’s like I’ve polluted myself with nonsense I never cared about…

But I guess I’ve always cared about cameltoe and pussy definiton, I remember being in high school and this lunch monitor would always have the most insane cameltoe, it was a solid three to four fingers deep, which made sense, because she had 5 kids…and lived in a trailer park….back then we called int frontal wedgie and I’d eat my sandwich gagging all while rocking a boner staring at it as each lip moved independent of the other….

Memories…

That said, I hate defending Jessica Alba or the lies she perpetuates, but I’ll defend her vagina in this cameltoe situation because as a mom of two kids, you’d expect a way more intense pussy eating pants cameltoe…

Memories…

HEre’s ALBA walking in a dress CLICK HERE

Posted in:Jessica Alba|SFW

2015

Sep

Drew Barrymore’s New Face of the Day

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In case you were wondering…Drew Barrymore still has a face..

It’s just really fucking doughy, or maybe it’s botoxed and not doughy at all, but rather one hard, paralyzed, expressionless, pile of shit…

But that face is terrifying….

That’s not to say Drew Barrymore had a cute face really ever…I mean maybe in ET, but that was some “she’s a little kid, they are all cute enough, in a cabbage patch doll kind of way, until they grow up and become the monsters they are”….

Drew Barrymore just existed because her family was so deeply entrenched in Hollywood that she could have been an acid burned, arab wife, who didn’t cook dinner fast enough for her husband, and she’d still get cast..

Either way, Drew Barrymore doesn’t matter, she was never hot, she’s old news, and her face…is old too…but I felt compelled to post it because I can’t stop staring at it….

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Drew Barrymore|SFW

2015

Sep

The Worst Bella Thorne Sandwich of the Day

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Christina Hendricks and Cabbage Patch Doll the Adult Version Amy Schumer….made a Bella Thorne Sandwich, because it’s just like two overrated fat chicks to try to tag team the hot youth….in efforts to either make themselves look fatter, or make her look skinnier, in a sandwich I’d leave the bread on the plate, like a California carb-fearing wife, and focus on the meat…

That said, here’s her ass…17 years old for 2 more weeks ass…an ass that will look pretty much the same in 2 weeks, but that will far less scandalous, exciting, or bad to want to eat…so take it in now…your 17 year old fetish and perversion is in the grey area…still a sex offender if you fuck her in terms of the law, but easy to say to judging girls who aren’t 18 that you’re not a pervert, 2 weeks to 18 might is pretty much 18….an argument that you tried for a 16 year old you tried to bang…but that just made you look like a predator…

Posted in:Bella Thorne|NYFW|SFW

2015

Sep

Jennifer Lien from Star Trek Voyager Arrested for Exposing Herself to Kids of the DAy

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I don’t watch Star Trek, I’ve actually always hated the shit, and in times when there was only one TV in the house and person I lived with would insist on watching Star Trek, I would fantasize about killing them, because I’m crazy, but not as crazy as Jennifer Lien, who was some character on Star Trek Voyager, a show I’ve obviously never seen, but that was a cash grab in the franchise…

Who I guess lives in Tennessee and who is a very friendly nudist neighbor that her bible thumping neightbors don’t appreciate…because they don’t like fun…or naked…

Here’s the story….

Lien has been charged with two misdemeanor counts of indecent exposure in an incident that happened on Aug. 31 in Harriman, Tenn.

A neighbor of Lien’s made a complaint to police after Lien began a tirade due to a crying child, and during her tirade, exposed her breasts and buttocks. The neighbor stated that she had three children in the yard while this was happening.

According to a Roane County Sheriff’s Office report, when police appeared on Sept. 3 with a warrant, Lien was not wearing clothes and resisted arrest.

“The offender stated she wasn’t going any f–king where and we needed to leave her alone,” reads the police report by responding officer Billy Walker.

Lien also threatened to have the officers shot and killed, says the police report. She was transported to the patrol car and taken to the Roane County Jail, and is scheduled to appear in court on Dec. 7.

Where’s the video…it sounds like she’d be amazing in bed, the kind of woman who thinks she’s possessed by demons and the only exercism is through her twat with your dick….

Here are some GOOGLE IMAGE SEARCH pics of her…

Posted in:Jennifer Lien|SFW

2015

Sep

Kara Neko by for P Magazine of the Day

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P MAGAZINE , which I guess is a fashion magazine, at least they pretend to be, because they publish a magazine featuring instagram-kind of pics in actual print…which is all you need to be an actual magazine, but that doesn’t offend me, I think there’s room for everyone, and I’d rather see a small independent company, and people coming together and giving girls and/or tumblr models like KARA NEKO a chance, when traditional magazines, with their big budgets, are too lazy to find the girls aspiring to get seen…even while naked….like so many girls are…because that’s just how the world works…dreams of fame, an audience, so that you never have to work a day job…

I dig it…

But I really dig this web exclusive they put out by ERICA SHIRES …because GIFS…and I fucking love GIFS….

So a bunch of people who aren’t famous coming together, helps me come together…because of her inny vagina…that’s only missing one thing…bush…

All this to say, thanks for putting yourself out there Kara Neko…you’re good.

VIA P MAGAZINE ,

Posted in:ERICA SHIRES|Kara Neko|P Magazine

2015

Sep

Drunk Girl Photobombs News….of the Day

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Here’s a bit of a double standard…when a man photobombs the news and says “fuck her right in the pussy”…or in one case, where the news person pressed charges against the guy for kissing her, while the social justice warriors went nuts, calling the men sexual predators, harassing women, not letting people do their job…

While a drunk girl does it and everyone giggles, look how silly and funny she is, drawing attention to herself, with her big personality, brightening up our days….

Now I agree that drunk girls make everything better, and that any dude who says “Fuck her right in the pussy”…is the absolute worse kind of human…

I’m just saying, girls get away with murder, yet still complain about slut shaming, body shaming, and equity in pay…

Is it because there’s an actual issue, or is it, as my married would suggest that girls are never happy and always willing to voice their opinion, while men just shut up and want to kill the bitch…

Or would that be me making gender stereotypes because we’re not allowed to have an opinion on how women operate and how men operate anymore..

Fucking assholes everywhere…except in my bed…where I want it…because most girls I fuck are full of shit, shit I’m not into having on my dick….

Posted in:SFW|Videos

2015

Sep

Ali Michael by Chadwick Tyler for P Magazine of the Day

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Ali Michael is a hipster model who has been naked a lot…in fact, I think the bulk of her career has been her naked…I guess that’s the basis of a hipster model….

She’s done major campaigns, so unlike other hipster models who pretend to be anti-capitalist, until an evil corporation offers them money, and the world sees their true colors and see through their lies….you know lies that worked to get them to that high paying corporate job….you know by pretending to be an artist on tumblr and instagram…even though art is a lie…doesn’t matter…

What matters is that she’s the cover girl of the next issue of P MAGAZINE , that I assume is another one of these girls getting naked on the web, but only if you have a print issue, because print still seems like it is quality or legitimate…

The pictures are by CHADWICK TYLER …and seem good enough for me, but that’s not saying much, I’ve jerked off to pictures on a point and shoot, that looked like they may have a hard nipple in them, but turned out it was just a scratch on the print…I’m easy…especially for these hipster, willing to get naked, sexually liberated, “models”…who don’t even need to be models…it’s a weakness…especially when posing like she’s getting peed on…my favorite…

Posted in:Ali Michael|Chadwick Tyler|P Magazine

2015

Sep

Steve Rannazzisi’s LOL of the Day

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I don’t watch the League. I don’t know who The League’s star Steve Rannazzisi is. I don’t watch comedy. I hate comedy. I find anything scripted and practiced in front of a mirror by either someone who thinks they are funny, or a fat chick who needs to be funny, instead of just being funny, really fucking desperate and lame. It’s almost like a girl who wants to be a model, because she’s a vapid cunt, taking pics and staging Photoshoots like she’s Vogue…for her fucking instagram..only harder to jerk off to…

Anyway, I guess this dude lied to the world by saying he survived the WTC September 11 terrorist attack, because he realized it made people listen, notice and cast him….everyone likes a story of a hero escaping…

But today, many years later…the motherfucker came clean on the story being a lie, but one he couldn’t retract, and I think he deserves a lynching for using an American tragedy for personal gain, he should be ousted and forgotten..

But at the same time, a troll of that level is amazing, and really we only have the media to blame for being lazy and never bothering looking into the validity of the story…

Right…

Here’s the quote and now we all know who The League star Steve Rannazzisi is.

From NYT:

Confronted this week, though, with evidence that undermined his account, Mr. Rannazzisi, after a day of deliberation, acknowledged on Tuesday that his account was fiction. Actually, he had been working in Midtown that day, and not for Merrill Lynch, which has no record of his employment and had no offices in either tower.

“I was not at the Trade Center on that day,” he said in a statement provided by his publicist, Matthew Labov. “I don’t know why I said this. This was inexcusable. I am truly, truly sorry.”

“For many years, more than anything,” he said, “I have wished that, with silence, I could somehow erase a story told by an immature young man. It only made me more ashamed. How could I tell my children to be honest when I hadn’t come clean about this?”

“It was profoundly disrespectful to those who perished and those who lost loved ones,” he said. “The stupidity and guilt I have felt for many years has not abated. It was an early taste of having a public persona, and I made a terrible mistake. All I can ask is for forgiveness.”

Ridiculous…

Here’s Nadine Velazquez from The League’s Instagram slutty…to celebrate her co-star idiot..

Posted in:LOLZ|Steve Rannazzisi

2015

Sep

Topless Girl Tanning VS Elephant and Other Videos of the Day

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Old Lady Strips When Going through Metal Detector…

Cops Beat Up Two Black Guys Waiting for a Ride to Work…

Man Beats Up Woman He Was on a First Date With….

Just a Good Old Fashion Street Shooting

Chinese Elevator of the Day

CHinese Escalator

Just a Guy Hitting Shoppers

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2015

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Social media’s gone nuts…

Facebook is launching a diskike button…after years of being asked to launch a dislike button…only to realize it will create wars and we like wars…while being programmed by some computer programmer who learned how to control humans….

Snapchat released animated emoji’s that a bunch of idiots have sent me, doing the exact same pose, like a bunch of robots..none on point because as a people we are lazy in the content we produce, just look at this site…and shitty content annoys me…that’s why I produce it…

While, Tinder gave me AIDS and possibly one unwanted pregnancy….thanks to 20 year olds not being into condoms…

Here are some links…on my anti social media…site no one visits thanks to social media making me obsolete…while giving me AIDS, dislike buttons and animated emojis….

Big Tits and her Guitar
CLICK HERE

Caitlyn Jenner’s Voice is Hilarious…
CLICK HERE

Sara Sampaio’s Sheer Shirt
CLICK HERE

Gigi Hadid Average in a Bikini
CLICK HERE

Topless Charlie Riina
CLICK HERE

Pug Owner Throws Shit at Cops…
CLICK HERE

Girls with Dimples…are Less Interesting than Girls Getting Plugged with Household Objects…But they Stll Work
CLICK HERE

Bella Thorne in a Bikini
CLICK HERE

Amber Heard’s Mom is AMazing
CLICK HERE

Truck Driver…Rolls
CLICK HERE

Danielle Knudson in a Bikini
CLICK HERE

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