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2015

Sep

Taylor Swift’s Body is Banging When Dancing with a Retard of the Day

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I think I follow this 7 year old handicapped kid on facebook, I have no idea, I assume the devil’s work, as these redheads are the spawns of satan…sent from hell to terrorize the world through song and dance…while being a platform for Taylor Swift to seem wholesome, down to earth, less of a cunt probably for PR…all while having a rocking fucking body…I mean shit, those legs, those tits, that shirt, that midsection, I want to rub my flacid impotent microcock all over it…until I realize there’s a freakish kid dancing with her and just assume this is some kind of horror movie….

But then seeing her raped by a dog in a bikini makes it all ok…you see cuz even when you hate a bitch and her garbage, fake, sensationalized, lie music…you can still ignore all that and stare at her slutty tits.

Posted in:SFW|Taylor Swift

2015

Sep

Anne Hathaway’s Nipple and Robert Deniro Hold Hands of the Day

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I actually get pleasure out of the wold hating Anne Hathaway…..It just reminds me how full of shit people are…

The same people who preach having a “sisterhood”, I am talking about the bullshit, fake, entitled, egotistical, vain people who call themselves feminists while taking nudes on instagram for likes…you know the r supporting each other are the same people who say “Fuck Anne Hathaway, I hate that cunt”….

Why is the world so angry at her? Why does everyone hate her? You know with so much fucking hate, that it is deep in their core..

I don’t see anything different about her cunt face than any other celebrity’s cunt face. She’s still getting cast in movies, she still exists, she’s still making money, she’s still an Oscar winner and she’s holding Robert DeNiro’s hand, because he’s an old dude, and old guys love all younger pussy…especially when he has a piece of the backend on the movie they are in together and wants it to do well…wouldn’t it be great if they were fucking on set…because she wanted some of his acting power…and he wanted to bang out the viagra in his viens…like a coke head doing aerobics to get it out of their system before work…either way you’re all useless, garbage, poor assholes, and your opinions don’t fucking matter…not just on Anne Hathaway…but on everything..

I guess hating her went viral…and I wish people weren’t just internet warriors, collectively posting FB statuses, but rather lynch mobs stoning people.

It’d be more interesting…

I think she may have been exposing nipple at the premiere, which would make sense to draw attention to herself…

But that could be my eyes….seeing nipples at every pic I look at because I’ve made a career out of this shit…

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2015

Sep

Kim Davis Did Good Morning America of the Day

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I love extremist in any religions, but I think I like extreme Christians the most, it’s very American….

I love when I find out their story and learn they were sex addicts or heroin addicts and found god to get through their addiction, so they replaced heroin with being addicted to misinformation of GOD….because GOD Forgives and that’s the only way they can deal with their sinning….

I love when they are busted up cunts who only found Jesus 4 years ago after a bout with 4 marriages and kids through adulterous relationships…because Jesus forgives….

Unless you’re gay and trying to get married to benefit from social benefits of being married, or a bitch who had an abortion, like this bitch probably had many times along her white trash way…

I love that she feels like a messenger of GOD and that she has the Authority to merge her beliefs with law…and I love that people are supporting her in the fight against faggots…what a waste of fucking time…

I love that this uneducated retard looking trash can of a human, who shouldn’t even have a job, or really anyone willing to fuck her, I mean imagine fucking her, disgusting…feels like she has the Authority to interpret GOD’s anti-gay message…

She doesn’t even look like she knows how to read…

This is just absurd….I mean I think America like real life to be like a shitty scripted TV show…because the fact there’s a discussion about this or that she’s on TV being interviewed about her clearly crazy stance…is just fucking crazy…

Blows my mind…

Now…how many of you want o fuck her?

To see the video click more – bitch wouldn’t shut up

(more…)

Posted in:Kim Davis|SFW

2015

Sep

Azealia Banks Calls a Flight Attendant a Faggot of the Day

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In things you don’t care about…

Hipster rapper, who has a very bad attitude because she doesn’t realize that she’s not as big of a deal as she thinks she is, was either kicked off a plane from NYC to LAX last night, or just a cunt on the plane from NYC to LAX….

The story is dumb, her reaction dumb, me posting this dumb, because I don’t give a fuck about mediocre at best music acts…

But she called a flight attendant a fucking faggot and the word faggot always makes me happy to hear, it’s one of those words social justice warriors are trying to get erased from the internet and life…and we can’t allow that…

So when a rapper, hipster, probably “feminist” drops it, because all these idiots are vain and hypocrites…I get excited…

I don’t find Azealia Banks hot, I doubt you’ve heard any of her songs, but yet that little bit of fame…has made her a fucking faggot…cunt….who treats people like shit…because she’s garbage..

Here she is naked…

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2015

Sep

Naked and On Drugs Looking for a Drink…and Other Videos of the Day

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Woman With a Nice Ass Goes Crazy in a Grocery Store…

Lightning Strikes…

Woman…Falls off 8th Floor Drinking to Survive Fire…

Bike Theif….

Road Rage Between BMW and AMbulance

Bus Ride…of the Day

Kid Smokes Herbal Weed and Has Seizure

White Guy Vs Black Guy…

Wave of the Day

Raging Refugees is the Name of my Band

Woman Strips to Prove a Point

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2015

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Every day I dread turning on my computer to write nonsense…I think to myself “what’s am I going to write about today, what am I going to be annoyed by, and it turns out that nothing annoys me….I just don’t care…

It’s all so boring, from social media to celebrity shit, all the fuckin gsame…

But what I do care about is skinny legs…I love skinny legs…I saw two sets of skinny legs in leggings coming out of the doctor office…and that was all I needed….unless she was there for AIDS…even then, it’s not a death sentence… you girl’s aren’t even scared of AIDS….and young girls, I’m talking 20 not 10, are the better girls to fuck…seriously…

Here are some links..

Catherine Giudici in a Bikini
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Ryan Reynolds Caught a Friend Trying to Sell His Bbay Pic
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Fan Girls….
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January Jones…Single….and Horse Faced
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The In and Out Heiress You Want to Fuck
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Swedish Pornstar Protestes a Fight
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Sage Blundell Squats in a White Bikini
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Little Girl On Being a Flower Girl
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Picture of the Day
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Real Life Emoji Keyboard
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2015

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

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Apparently, “you want me to punch you in the face while fisting you?” is a terrible pick up line…

Especially at a church luncheon…

Do those even exist?

I wrote 25 posts today that no one will read, that are not rewarding, that weren’t thought out or planned…I am going to go kill myself through drinking now…

Here are some stepLINKS>..

So Many Huge TIts
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Chloe Moretz in a Bikini
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The Sarah Paulson Horror Story Chick Disses Some Monster on the Red CArpet
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Jessica Simspon Wasn’t Drunk…That’s Just Her Personality
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Lena Dunham is a Monster…a Fuckign Monster
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Rita Ora See Through
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Salma Hayek Tits
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So Many Thigh Gaps
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Brutal Knockout
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Kendall Jenner Has Legs
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Slut of the Day
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Football Player Takes Out Idiot Fan
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Georgie Shore…Nip Slip
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Someone Dumped Blood Covered Couch in Front of Halle Berry’s
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Liz Hurley LIVES!
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Jennifer Lopez Cleavage
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Ashley Benson Looks Liek She’s in Maternity Wear at an Event
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Kerry Washington Does the Emmys
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Battle of the LEgs
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Renee Olstead has Massive Tits
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Amy Schumer is a Monster
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Kimberly Garner is Hot
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Lily Cole Panty Peek
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Ariel Winter’s Huge TIts
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Emmanuelle Chriqui Hot Tits
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Bella Thorne Midriff…
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Ashley Tisdale at an Event
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Some Chick Named Brittany Robertson Naked in a Mainstream Movie
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Malin Akerman has a Good Shirt of the Day
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Tracy Morgan…Emmys…
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A Bunch of Social Media Pics of Celebs..
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Adriana Lima in a See Through
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Michelle Rodriguez and her Motorbike for Your Dyke Porn Fetish
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Terrence Howard…Crazy…
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Wal Mart Workers Brawl
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Blake Lively Tits Look Good / Face Not So Much on Set at on Woody Allen Movie
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60 Historical Photos
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Doutzen at an Event
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Andy Samberg’s Wife is a Monster
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Some Chick Named Catherine Guidici in a Bikini
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Danica McKellar in a Black Dress Looking Good
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Romee Strijd in Lingerie
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Jennifer Lopez…Cleavage….
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Musician Takes Down Preacher
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Everything at the Emmys
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Girls in Sports Bras
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Christina Hendricks is Fat _ That’s Why She’s Got Huge Tits
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Peter Dinklage at the Emmys..Holding a Penguin..
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Girls in Weed Bikinis
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Huge Tits Smoking Weed
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These Girls Are the Best Thing Ever….
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Some Chick Showing Off her Huge Tits
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So that’s what Sausages are For..
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Tropical strip
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Big Tits in a Wife Beater
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Cam Girl Throwing Tires..is Amazing
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Naughty Everyday Girls Being Naughty and Loving it When you Watch…for free..perverts everywhere
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Get Some Male Masturbators…Because Masturbating is Everything
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2015

Sep

Selena Gomez in a Bathing Suit of the Day

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Selena Gomez is promoting a new album…

She wants you to know she’s got a new album…

She called the paparazzi to take pics of her coming out of the ocean like she’s got a new album…

Hey, did you hear Selena Gomez has a new album so she stages bathing suit pics….

At least she wore a one piece, because…it shaped her like a Kylie Jenner video vixen…and not like a tubby mexican…with no neck…and I don’t really mind it…but then again…I don’t mind much…I like posing and desperation…

TO SEE Selena Gomez Naughty in a Leather Dress Because She Needs Attention for her New Album CLICK HERE

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TO SEE HER IN A BIKINI CLICK HERE

Posted in:Selena Gomez|SFW

2015

Sep

Adriana Lima’s See Through Dress of the Day

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So Adriana Lima wanted you to see her shit stain nipples…because she wore a see through dress to some fashion week event…and I guess because she’s an old used up puppet that’s used to being used by brands as their puppet…and is probably trying to do some kind of commentary to that…like an artist…or a model who is tired of being used up and replaced by the industry…in a way she feels like she doesn’t matter..when 10 years ago…she was all anyone could talk about…because she was so amazing looking..and now that she’s just old..it takes more effort…effort I encourage and would prefer if it was more of a meltdown that involved her smearing her period on the wall screaming “I’m still fresh…I’m still young….I’m still fresh”….but I’m weird..and like pussy lips more than nips…

Here are pics..

Posted in:Adriana Lima

2015

Sep

Lindsay Lohan’s Nipple of the Day

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Lindsay Lohan’s nipple made an appearance this past weekend, which was nice to see, because of her irrelevance, her tits are still fantastic and deserve attention…

Although looking pale, weak, suffocated, dried up and half dead, that is pretty much exactly what Lohan looks like, so it makes snese…

I am still happy to see the nipples is still alive, despite everything about Lohan being dead, other than her tits… because she’s got some great tits that no matter how long she lives, which doesn’t look like it will be very long…will always be great tits…

I am, and will always be a Lohan fan. We’re connected at the soul, that’s how it works….but I do agree that she’s pretty far gone and was really just a child star, who got gigs cuz she was cute in an era when that mattered…but now..it just doesn’t and her acting alone has been really fucking grbage…so the dreams of her winning an Oscar are there, but I think in the meantime her best work is this nipple flash…

But then again, if she did win an Oscar and wasn’t a half dead, damaged child star, her best work would still be the nipple slip..