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2015

14

Sep

Fashion Week Nipples of the Day

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Kendall Jenner and Lily Aldridge both didn’t wear bras because they are young harlots who do anything to secure their place in this world to not live in the shadow of their families, and or husbands, because Victoria’s Secret use them to sell product people, and that’s status…you’re no a Victoria’s Secret model or even fucking one, therefore by default they are better than you…but you already know that, that’s why you jerk off to their nipples, it’s your way of showin’ them who’s boss in your mind, because in reality….they don’t know you exist and if they did, they’d probably get a restraining order..

All 3 are LA Rich kids turend models…fun…because I like nipples on rich girls who care what you think about them…

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2015

14

Sep

Lily Allen Weird Ass Flash of the Day

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If you’re wondering what Lily Allen has been doing since her “miscarriage” many years ago, that turned into breeding…and falling off, only to get fat, and then I guess come back, even though she’s been fat since before the kinds and unwanted pregnancies…..

I am not sure what this is about, but assume it is her showing off that she’s not in the midst of a miscarriage right now, as her panties aren’t blood soaked and in the corner and named Steven after the man he could have been..

That said, people hate miscarriage jokes.

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2015

14

Sep

Willa Holland May Be Sitting on a Face of the Day

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Willa Holland is Steven Spielberg’s God Daughter, who got into acting because she’s Steven Spielberg’s God Daughter….her stepfather, and you know we like stepdaughters, is Brian de Palma, making me assume her mom was some kind of aspiring actress before they were called instagram models..

Well, in being an “artist”…as everyone with no soul aspires to be…because “art”…is substance…she’s become a photographer and posts her “art” photography…but I guess that wasn’t controversial enough..so she posted a pic she took riding some dude’s face…

Now – I don’t know if this is WIlla Holland, they are saying it was uploaded to her instagram then deleted, and there is a nerd debate going on about it, because her fans are nerds into comic book shit, and/or the OC…

It would make sense for a self portrait in an art college…and uploading it to instagram loving it, only to realize the backlash from friends, family and management, and or designed to generate buzz to promote a new project she’s involved in…then deleting it…just makes sense to me..

I am not a forsenic, celebrity nudity nerd…so I have no idea…if this is Willa Holland or not, but these pics are from her instagram, less interesting, but still good enough, because #art.

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2015

14

Sep

Kylie Jenner’s Intense Outfit Rubs her Lips on Tyga of the Day

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I guess when your family whores you out from a young age, showing the world everything you can doesn’t really phase you..in fact, it’s encouraged…

Once surrounded by cameras and paparazzi long enough, it gets to the point that you’re just used to it, so you figure just keep doing whatever it is you’re doing, and do it slutty enough to get people to notice your 35 year old porn star looking face, even though you’re just 18, because Kim is pushing 40 and there’s limited things for the family to exploit, until the third generation of garbage come to age, you know when they are old enough to jerk off to, because they come from a long line of whores…

Ultimately, we keep watching and exposing yourself for attention isn’t that big of a deal when you get paid as much as these idiots do, it’s like “all these people give us money and we don’t even need to fuck them”…allowing Kylie to fuck 30 year old rappers instead…living the dream..

Here are her tits in an outfit..

Here she is following a dumpy ass troll..

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2015

14

Sep

Krysten Ritter in a Bikini of the Day

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I still don’t know who Krysten Ritter is…I’ve posted on her, I’ve probably seen movies or TV shows she’s in, I remember John Ritter…and he’s been dead forever, so I still have no idea who she is, beyond an actor that people seem to be into, with a solid fan base, but I couldn’t tell you anything about her, from what she’s been in, to where she’s from, to who she’s fucked, to whether I’ve seen her naked or not..

I mean I could google her, or even check the site archives, but I feel zero motivation to do that, I’ll just assume she’s relevant, when looking at her must be 30 year old ass in a bikini bottom…because useless, known, relevant, or uneventful, the bikini bottom makes everyone worth looking at…even if you don’t remember them 5 minutes from now…like Krysten Ritter..

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2015

14

Sep

Ashley Benson in a Bikini Top of the Day

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Ashley Benson when cropped from the tits up, is pretty hot…

I think this is the general theme of Instagram…

Post your good angle, crop your good section, delete the dumpy pile of overweight shit that you can’t manage to filter out, no matter how hard you tried before going with the crop..

Instagram is a bigger lie than the push-up bra tits you bring home from the bar, only to discover A-Cups…

It’s like these trolls actually make themselves hot, not to say Benson is a troll, but she could be, I don’t know what is real or what to believe anymore…

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2015

14

Sep

Candice Swanepoel Falls for Givenchy of the DAy

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Candice Swanepoel, the graceful, boring, Victoria’s Secret Model, who I guess also dabbles in fashion modeling, because she was walking, or at least trying to walk for Givenchy…

I guess it’s safe to say…it’s the fall collection…right…Or maybe it’s just the end of summer and the beginning of fall….or maybe I should kill myself…with my fall jokes when I have nothing to say about an unmemorable model, doing what is probably the most substantial thing she’s ever done, but not just being unevntful…

Maybe wearing clothes threw her off, you know used to being in bra and panties…or maybe she just slipped because she’s been starving herself and feels so weak…or maybe…it was just a accident….and maybe there’s someone out there who jerks off to accidents…and I know there is…because there’s someone out there willing to jerk off to anything…

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2015

14

Sep

Lindsay Lohan Has No Ass on Instagram of the Day

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Lindsay Lohan posted this picture of her from behind…becasue I guess she wanted to scare off anyone who thought they still wanted to fuck Lohan by reminding them of her anorexic, skeletor ass, that the older she gets, the weirdo it gets…but thanks to her implants, them tits…stay the fucking same…

Lindsay Lohan wrote this on her instagram on September 11…..I read it, didn’t understand it, but that’s probably because Lohan is an absolute lunatic…

they always come back. I love you NYC ????they always come back. I love you NYC ???? #godblesstheworld #michaeljackson #rip miss you as my real only private friend. For you: god, for all hurts and wrongs, please let me forgive, Allah please let me be forgiven, and all forgive themselves. Please and thank you. (Someone I was with the night before several towers fell, it felt like not a curse, but more like a spell.. What we think in America is not always clear, we don’t have @peta commercials / you just kill deer….with this being said, I’m a girl with a reputation mislead… Like a diamond in the rough, you, now, for 25 years have seen me on TV and screen.. So i am programmed ????to stand tough. Black or white – in life, rather than love we create a fight of an ideal situation of an unexceptional, yet unacceptable future that @TMZ @Eonline @HarveylevinTMZ & #harveyweinstein ..couldn’t and wouldn’t even care to describe any thought of the people we forget to help when a franchise film comes out and, If money means more than freedom- than stay in California. If helping others is a passion, talk to angelina jolie… If you want to be a brilliant actress, work wth Meryl Streep …at the end of the day- republican or democrats — BE HERE NOW @oprah and live with integrity. Or go to sleep. The most beautiful life comes cheap. Stop fighting and using artists for distractions. It’s boring… ???? #UnitedNations

All this say, I pretty much love Lindsay Lohan…she’s so fucking crazy…beat up…expired…that I just want to bury my face in her until I die…

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|SFW

2015

14

Sep

Kendall Jenner Shaving Her Legs Like Her Dad for Fashion Week of the Day

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Kendall Jenner, I assume this is Kendall Jenner, but it could be her father, posted a video of her shaving her legs, because I guess she though tit was funny, to show the world her dad shaving his legs, because dad’s don’t shave their legs, unless it is for sensationalizing a serious situation like Transgender for his personal gain, all while being spun into being a hero or a martyr by the same people who created Kim Kardashian as a victim and pop culture Icon from a porn career..

They have a good team behind them…

Unless this is Kendall Jenner, in which case: Fashion week…Fashion week….Fashion week…

Here she is in high waisted jeans…with Steven Tyler…because she’s a Top Model…thanks to the same people who turned Kim Kadashian into a fashion and pop culture icon….they can spin pretty much everything..

Posted in:Kendall Jenner|SFW

2015

14

Sep

Taylor Swift’s Fire Alarm Scare of the Day

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Apparently there’s a fire alarm going off in the background at this Taylor Swift concert, where Taylor Swift decided to show the world and her fans just how terrified she is…

The highlight of the video, probably know her red lips that look silly, but instead her mom or friend yelling at her to get dressed to which she says she’s in a robe and covered….meaning that despite being a safe, boring, over exposed while not being exposed at all bitch, she’s actually got genitals….

But I guess we kind of already knew that, thanks to the whole fucking every dude to get material for her shitty, commercial, very successful, pretty much top of the charts, besides Beiber because we have no taste as a people, but she just pretends it’s love, and not filling herself up to cum to get through life….

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