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2015

30

Sep

Dude Freaking Out and Stripping and Other Videos of the Day

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Chubby College Girl Balancing Act People Freak Out Over Cuz They Are Basic…

Laundromat Brawl

Interesting Driver of the Day

Cops VS People THrowing Contraband into Prison

This Beheading of a Man’s Wife Actually Happened..

Seattle Police Shooting…

Cops Pull Woman Over for Weed…She Refuses to Comply…Because Cops are Racist…and Pulled Her Over Cuz She’s Black…and/or Because she had 2 bags of marijuana, 3 scales, waterbong and a Loaded gun….

Teen Wins at Life

Road Rage Knock Out

Idiot Slams His Head

Circus Fail

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2015

30

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I had a conversation with a regular, everyday girl about the porn she watches…and it turns out that at 21, she’s already into ABUSE porn and insertion porn…

She used words like “I like seeing pussies spread out as much as they can be spread out”….and “My real favorite is double vaginal cream pie, because I like seeing one stretched out pussy dripping one guys cum on another guy’s cock while she’s filled with both of them…

I am not even joking, this happened, the world is going into a very interesting place…I didn’t even know that kind of porn was a thing, but now young girls are watching it to get off…what the fuck.

Here are some stepLINKS in the Motherfucker Morning…

Girls Sticking Out Her Tongue…
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This Looks Like my Bedroom…In my Basement..
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Vegans VS Steak House
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Izabel Goulart in a Bikini
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OMG A SLUTTY HOOKER LOOKING PILE OF SHIT PROMOTING WATER
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Amber Rose Cunt Did a Funny Or Die Video…
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Paul Walker’s Daughter Has Tits
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Katy Perry Keeps Rolling…
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Keanu Reeves in Japan…
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Jennifer Lawrence in GIFs
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Fat Dad Dancing…
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2015

29

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

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I was talking to a feminist about rape culture, which is a pretty annoying, yet relevant thing people won’t shut up about…and as a feminist leader, like I am, I feel like drawing attention to guys manipulating girls into sex, or getting girls drunk for sex and having sex with them when they are drunk, because women can’t hold their alcohol and need a man to make sure they are safe, not make sure they are drunk enough to stick your dick in without them noticing…

But for some reason, when I tell the feminists that I’ve been raped, because I’ve had really fat, disgusting, pig girls you’d never want to fuck…fuck me while I was too drunk to make the right decision…while they weren’t drunk…but horny because that’s how disgusting they were….

And the feminist didn’t care about my plight…she thought it was funny…

How does that make any sense in this equality campaign we’re all working for. Rape Victims Unite…myself included…you sexist man hating fucks…

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Anna Kendrick Tweets comedy Cuz She’s a Bro…
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Katy Perry Rolling ARound
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Demi Lovato for Complex of the Day
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Tween Models in Bikinis for Victoria’s Secret
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January Jones Big Tits Fuck Jon Hamm…
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Cindy Crawford Promoting Shit
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Scar Johan Post Work Out Hookin’ Cuz She’s a Whore
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Just Some Jenna Dean and Emanualle Chriqui BFF-ing
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Jim Carrey’s 28 Year Old Girlfriend Commited Suicide….
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Girls Tugging on Clothes…
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Dove Cameron at an Event
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Gisele’s 700 Dollar Slut Book
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The Rock Killed His PUppy
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Natasha Poly Skinny Legs
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Denise Schaefer Bikini
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Kaley Cuoco’s Divorcee Party
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Azealia Banks VS Faggots…
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10 Amazing Garages You Can’t Have
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The Greatest Moments in Muppet History
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Great Films That Get Away with Not Explaining Things
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UFC Ring Girl…
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January Jones Tits!
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Amanda Seyfried Does TV
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Shanie Ryan’s See Through Shirt
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Rachel Hilbert Bikini
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Coco is 7 Months Pregnant and Still Slutty
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Sophia Bush Titties in a Possible See Through Shirt
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Remember Ashley Sky?
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33 of the Best “I Wasn’t That Drunk” Texts
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How Many Georgia May’s Exist?
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Matt Damon Did Ellen To Clarify What He Said On Faggots
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Natalie Portman – Still Jewish
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Water Whore!
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Minka Kelly Titties in a Green Dress
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So Much Underboob….
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Gisele Taking a Center Piece from an Event
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Nicki Minaj Big Curves…
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Bai Ling is a Goddess
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Jewel’s Old Lady Tits
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Huge Weed Smoking TIts…
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NSFW Pics of the Day
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Lacey Banghard Got Some Big Fucking Tits
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Disturbing Pornstar of the Day
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Heather Graham’s Got Tits
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When Lighting a Fart Goes Bad
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Dancer of the Day
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Cindy Lopes…Naked…
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Public Nudity
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The Handbra THread
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Mechanical Bull Booty Flash!
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School GIrl and her Big Tits
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Naughty Everyday Girls Being Naughty and Loving it When you Watch…for free..perverts everywhere
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2015

29

Sep

Demi Lovato for Complex / Hearst of the Day

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Hearst just invested 21 Million Dollars into Complex…and to celebrate their new money…my longtime friends and partners at Complex, who I think I’ve been working with since they featured me when I was relevant in 2006…because I guess I tricked them…into thinking I may be relevant…because I was never relevant..

It turns out that they spent the 21 million dollar investment on photoshopping Demi Lovato for their latest issue…and it turns out they turned her into Dita VOn Teese, the only hollywood starlet from the late 90s, who was never Hollywood but more Playboy, that her boyfriend FES from That 70s Show never fucked…

This is the same issue that Bieber is on the other cover of, where he said he doesn’t need to go to Church to be a Christian like you don’t need to go to Taco Bell to be a Taco…because AMerica loves Christianity as no one has told them that there is no GOD…

See the spread HERE

Posted in:Demi Lovato|SFW

2015

29

Sep

Hilary Duff Nipple for FB of the Day

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Hilary Duff doesn’t only have thick, sturdy, hockey ex-wife legs used to take the whole team to build morale…

She’s also got nipples that her babies, including her spoiled brat man-child husband who you know cheated on her all the time on the road, as these Athletes do…probably sucked on…nipples that you probably wish you could suck on…but never will because she’s too busy for you, her super fan….because you’re creepy and she’s out getting botox and being a billionaire…

These things happen.

CLCK HERE – TO SEE MORE PICS OF HER LOOKIN’ HOT – CLICK HERE

Posted in:Hilary Duff|SFW

2015

29

Sep

Ashley Benson is Fun on Snapchat of the Day

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The best thing about social media is that these celebrities, who were historically controlled by their handlers and who only had outbursts or insane scenes to their management or publicist who would diffuse is it before it went viral because they had that kind of power…because celebrities are all these overpaid egos who have been coddled and breast fed too long by both their team who they pay and who rely on them financially, and their parents who raised a confident, delusional thing needed to win….but now, with social media, these lunatics can post whatever they want, whatever they are feeling, whatever slutty content for attention because they love attention..or even insane hate speech when drunk and not thinking…because they can…the audience has always been there is a way to talk to them directly…and I appreciate the potential damage they can do…even if all we’ve got on this babe Ashley Beson chubo cuz she eats too much:

Proof:

A video posted by Ashley Benson (@itsashbenzo) on Sep 28, 2015 at 8:56am PDT

Is cleavage…we can assume more crazy will come….but you’ll probably come numerous times first…you pervert…

Proof:

A video posted by Ashley Benson (@itsashbenzo) on Sep 26, 2015 at 11:30am PDT

Posted in:Ashley Benson|SFW

2015

29

Sep

Nicki Minaj Lands an ABC Family Comedy Based on her Life of the Day

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Lock your kids up…Don’t let them watch TV….

I guess the good news is that no one watches TV anymore, because if they did they’d be exposed to ABC’s desperate attempt to win an audience since viewership is down thanks to the internet stirring shit up…as it should….

But the idea of your kids, since I don’t and will never have kids, they are annoying…watching Nicki Minaj and her story of being a middle class new yorker turning herself hood slut because it’s marketable…and comedic…is terrifying, but I guess nothing compared to the throatfucking porn they watch on your browser history…and/or ….any of this gutter slut’s music videos….

Garbage…popculture is garbage…we’re all doomed…the future…is over.

It’d be a good time for Aliens to attack, not just girls who turned themselves into ALien looking motherfuckers with their over the top plastic surgery to market their clown asses…

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2015

29

Sep

Rachel Hilbert Bikini Modeling of the Day

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Rachel Hilbert is the young looking Victoria’s Secret model I assume they are using to replace Candice Swanepoel as the while blonde with a fit body….

People are pretty excited by these staged paparazzi pics that the brand sets up to get an extra push for their campaign they are shooting…because they are just basic Catalog pics…that are relatively uneventful, but if the girls tweet and instagram it…and the paparazzi shoot it…and blogs post it…before the brand releases it…and blogs repost it…and the girls post more to their twitter and instagram…it’s like hitting us from every angle with the same fucking boring picture of young, tight, half naked bodies…poking their little asses out…looking like they have little ethiopian bodies…which would make sense because she probably hasn’t eaten the week before this shoot, it’s a huge deal…it’s Victoria’s Secret…

She was discovered at 15 and groomed for this… perverted. She’s now 20, not that perverted because she’s legal…so not so perverted….but all I can wonder is…what billionaire or famous actor she’ll fuck throughout the next 8 years she has a career before being grandma age in model years…like the girl she’s set to replace…Candice…

Here are some of the pics…

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Posted in:Rachel Hilbert|SFW

2015

29

Sep

The Hudgens Sisters are Interesting of the Day

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I knew that Vanessa HUdgens had a younger sister who is more of a party slut, who goes to rave, and not so much an actor who does anything more than being Vanessa Hudgen’s sister…probably a better place to be than being the actual famous person because less people give a fuck about you…but you can still get the perks with one phone call…

I knew she had bigger tits, that she shows off on the regular but not as effectively as her sister who releases nude pics, untrimmed, often…something I love…and would like her sister to participate in…because it makes girls more interesting…

I didn’t know she was a fucking tank twice the size of her older sister…a monster even…terrifying…yet erotic now that I know..and I’m probably not better for it…but who cares, I did a post on it anyway…that’s the very useless power I possess…

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Posted in:SFW|Vanessa Hudgens

2015

29

Sep

Ashley Tisdale’s Headless…She Gets It…of the Day

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I’ve been cyberbullying Ashely Tisdale forever…I’ve been making fun of her face and the need for her to walk around with a mask on because her body is pretty on point… I’ve laughed at her since she happened, because I guess I’ve been doing the site longer than her career has existed…and I witnessed her botched nose job, when her face was really bad…as well as her winning an award for being the hottest actress of the year…when she’s not the hottest anything…she’s okay at best and that’s only when you factor her financial situation and quality of house you’d get to move in if you were to knock her married ass up…and I took offense to that…

I’ve also had emails from people who apparently went to school with her saying she’s 5 or 6 years older than she says she is…

But I like to think never too old to learn or show improvement in her overall attitude, based on this picture alone…I mean she’s put her face out there for years..and it’s really not “THAT” bad..but it’s better when cropped out of photos…so we can focus on what’s important and not asymmetry…

This doesn’t apply to Tisdale alone….it applies to all these girls who think their bodies are on point by their faces aren’t when taking selfies…not letting that scare them off from posting the selfie…because it’s always a good time to be in slutty poses for the internet…

Posted in:Ashley Tisdale|SFW