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2015

18

Nov

Lindsey Vonn is Slutty for Health Magazine of the Day

Here are some pictures of strong legged, downhill skiing, Lindsay Vonn, who is probably pretty excited to hear that Tiger Woods isn’t the whore fucking A-List billionaire who tested positive for HIV…even though …he is into the questionable, unstable, insipid, women…when he’s not seducing other pro Athletes…

She’s in some slutty enough poses, because I guess to keep up with Tiger’s needs, you have to have some level of slut in your soul, at least based on the disgusting hookers he was linked to when his scandal hit…but as someone who knows skiers, they are so muscular, that being slutty seems to just come with the territory…it’s called Apres Ski motherfuckers….it’s where the snow pants come off, and the long underwear…gets soaked through..the squats get shown off….usually in the form of terrifying, pumpkin squashing thighs…that you wouldn’t normally want wrapped around your neck…but you’re a subservient bitch…

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2015

18

Nov

Daytona: Vintage Florida Erotica of the Day

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One of the more interesting photographers out there, and I’m not just saying that because he’s a friend of the site, but because he’s been doing this vintage erotica inspired content long before instagram existed, and I’ve been following his work for a very fucking long time, because it’s really fucking on point….even authentic..in what I consider a fucking candy-coated, pile of shit, medium…that thanks to filters and iphones requires little to no skill…

His instagram is @Jonathan_Leder , but today we’re talking about a book he’s putting out called Daytona…from his publishing company www.imperial-publishing.com …

This is what they had to say about it.

DAYTONA Celebrates Vintage Erotic Images from the Sunshine State.

Travel back to a world of beaches, babes, and totally optional bikinis with DAYTONA, the new photobook from Imperial Pictures LTD. Featuring ‘70s-era erotic images from the great state of Florida, this fun and sexy collection harks back to a time before Instagram—when a group of buxom spring breakers could play naked basketball (check out page 23) without a care in the world.

“The Internet and social media have made people so self-conscious,” says Amy Hood, who curated DAYTONA alongside Imperial Pictures co-founder Jonathan Leder. “It prevents these stolen, honest, amateur moments from even happening. The explicit nature of adult media has killed all the charm of the process.”

The charm was alive and well when these photos were taken. DAYTONA features stone-cold stunners sunning themselves poolside, preening in hot-body contests, romping through the surf, rolling through the sand, and enjoying secret rendezvous back at their motels. Culled mostly from thrift shops and flea markets, these 35mm treasures celebrate the hot, dreamy, sticky-sweet charms of the Sunshine State.

It’s the land of a million vacations, the place where normal college kids go all Caligula. It’s a strange culture (or lack thereof) rooted in contradiction—political conservatism vs. pure hedonism—and ripe for rediscovery. With DAYTONA, Imperial Pictures Publishing once again offers a fascinating look at erotic images from another time. It’s a trip you definitely want to make—don’t forget the sunscreen.

Here’s a sample of the pics, that I feel her picked right out of my fucking brain….as something I find stimulating, exciting, even nostalgic looking at…

What I’m saying is…I love this shit…so Go Get It – www.imperial-publishing.com …

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2015

18

Nov

Chinese Woman Stripped for Sleeping with a Woman’s Husband and Other Videos of the Day

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Robber at the ATM

Sucker Punch Leaves Dude in Coma

Face Pounded at McDonalds

Attorney Gets Taken Out in San Luis Obispo – The Happiest Place in America

Man Stealing Purses in LA

Motorized Picnic Table!

Bar Owner Shot over Spilled Drink in Thailand…

I love FEMEN

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2015

18

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I decided to test out the good looking girl at the dog park…you know to see if she was worthy of me masturbating to her hot, legging wearing ass…..because as a fat, homeless, impotent man…that’s the best I can do…

So while in typical dogs sniffing each other’s asses, as I look into her eyes, letting her know that I too want to sniff her ass….so I busted out my:

“your dog is cool as fuck – is he vegan – my dog is vegan – what kind of mother are you that your dog isn’t vegan – I hope you don’t have actual kids. Seriously. You disgust me. I hope the authorities take him away from you for animal cruelty”…

Needless to say, she didn’t let me sniff her ass…I guess I’ll just have to do it when she’s not paying attention…

That said…do you ever wake up wishing you were Justin Bieber…

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Awesome Asses
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Raccoon Gets Revenge on Cat
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Hunger Games in Three Minutes
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Pixie Lott in a Tight Dress at an Event
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Kourtney Kardashian’s Face is So Fucked Up Looking
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Johnny Manziel Can Still Punch his Girlfriend
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Bella Thorne May or May Not Hate the Kardashians…or the Hadids…
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Cat VS Cucumbers….
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Girls Supporting Sports Teams
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Under the Sea Seminar…
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Apocalyptic Bunker of the Day
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2015

18

Nov

They Only Miley Strap On Pic Worth Seeing of the Day

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Because there is vagina lip in it….and as you know…vagina lip makes everything better to look at….especially when it is Disney starlet turned popstar lip…even if it has probably been banged out a lot because that’s the kind of feminist she is….vagina everywhere! For everyone. Perfect way to start the day…if you’re into vagina like me…

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2015

17

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

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Being the every important man on Tinder that I am, where my bio is “I’ll make you famous”, which is more of a joke, seeing as the only person I’ve made famous is Lindsay Lohan, yeah, that’s right, bet you didn’t know, I was the guy behind the enigma…

Either way, with “I’ll make you famous”…come “Make me famous” and with “Make me famous” comes “make me cum”…and with “make me cum”….comes “here’s my pussy pics”….with “here’s my pussy pics” comes “oh btw I can’t make you famous, that’s a joke”….and with “oh BTW (that’s by the way in young people speak), I can’t make you famous, that’s a joke”….comes “You manipulated me with your false promises”…and with “you manipulated me with your false promises”…comes “girl, I can’t even make myself famous, you made your own choices in life, let’s not blame me for pics you already had in your phone that you sent other tinders”…

It’s the generation of not being accountable….becauseI wasn’t trying to manipulate you – I was falling asleep….

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Tugging on Clothes….Girls…
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Taxi Driver’s of NYC Calendars..
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Juliette Lewis Braless
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Khloe Kardashian Waist Training…
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Alessandra Ambrosio Pookies
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Jennifer Lawrence Lookin’ Hot in White..Like a Virgin..Who Takes Spread Ass Pics…
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A Bunch of Girls Smoking Bongs
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Kate Hudson Showing You How To Make Men Kill Themselves…
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Mission Impossible Dog
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Jessica Biel is an Anti-Vaxxers….
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Bella Hadid Pretends She’s a Model in Red Leather Pants
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Lucy Aragon – Topless
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Miranda Kerr Midriff for Some Event in NYC….
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Johnny From The Karate Kid – On Bullyying…
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SLUT of the Day is Penny Mathis…
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Pam Anderson Flipping her Hair
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Elizabeth Banks…for SNL…
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Porsche Blames Paul Walker for his Death
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Abigail Ratchford as Wonder Woman
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Amanda Righetti Kickboxing…
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Malcolm in the Middle Trailer Inspired by Breaking Bad
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Alessandra Ambrosio and Gigi Hadid Shows her Midriff…
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Natalie Dormer for Women’s Health
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Aubrey O’Plaza in a White Dress
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Drunken Drunk Dial…
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Kittens Confused by Cones….
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Rita Ora in a Blazer….
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Ariel Winter Has Huge Tits
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Girls in Sports BRas
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Holly Holm Has a New Movie
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Katherine McNamara Photoshoot…
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Michalka Sisters in a Bras of the Day
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Christina Milian See Through
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Old People Ride an Escalator…
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Kylie Jenner and Kendall Jenner Almost Got Egged…
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Emojis in the Dictionary
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Victoria Justice in a Tight Dress.
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Fan Girls….
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Grabbing Feet on the Freeway
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Wet T-Shirt Nipples on a Blonde
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Amanda Geores Bikini in Malibu
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2015

17

Nov

Kate Hudson Shows You How to Make Owen Wilson Try Kill Himself of the Day

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Kate Hudson is in the latest issue of Harper’s Bazaar….I guess she’s trying to promote a movie…because this is how press works…it’s all paid for by the movie companies to get buzz about the movies…because the more people care about the star, the more likely they will leave their house and buy an overpriced ticket to a shitty movie that will be like so many movies before it…only to be a sitting duck for an ISIS attack…who would probably know better than to shoot up a movie theater…since every time I’ve been to a movie, it’s the only way I can escape my wife, it’s been a fucking ghost town…and not the 100,000,000 tickets sold per week it once was…thanks to the interenet…

But I don’t see this as her promoting a movie, I see it more as some of the tricks she uses when fucking all the men she’s fucked, in efforts to win them over, or to get filled with their cum to have their out of wedlock kids, to give purpose in her empty hollywood lives…or in Owen Wilson’s case…to lead him to suicide attempts…I remember that day like it was yesterday…and the entire time I was like “how good does that bitch have to be in bed to make a dude who can fuck anything want to kill himself when she leaves, especially after knowing how she’s fucked everyone, or how she has a kid, and is just some broken rich kid you should just bang out and move on with….”…but I guess now, with these poses, that look like they belong in Shape Magazine, are the answer…”bitch can suck her fucking knee”…erotic.

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2015

17

Nov

Bella Thorne Fitness of the Day

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In the event you’re wondering how 40 year old Bella Thorne keeps her youthful body young enough to pass for 16, while to me looking old enough to be a mom, she doesn’t it through fitness…fitness she wanted to share with her fanbase of 12 year old girls…and their fathers…who are forced to watch her shitty TV shows…but luckily the shitty TV shows know to cast some busty, fit, redhead…to give father’s a reason to buy the merch and go to the feature film…because any marketer knows..it’s all about sex…make the girls want to be the girls the guys are jerking off to…even when doing it subconsciouly..or in Bella Thorne’s case…intentionally to become a household name…it’s like “don’t look my tits, I wore this because I didn’t want you to look at my tits, it’s just what girls work out in, it’s not about my tits, you pervert”….yet all I see are tits..

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2015

17

Nov

Irina Shayk for Harper’s Bazaar of the Day

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Irina Shayk is one the Cover of Harper’s Bazaar…I’m not sure if it is the America issue or an obscure market issue, I don’t do all that much research into these things, especially when it comes to Russian hookers, who I am just impressed, but not really, because she’s Russian, and Russians are bright, the fact they have no souls, means emotions don’t get in the way of these things, like strategically finding a way out of the Iron Curtain, to live the American dream with all the McDonalds and Levis she can imagine, all by using any means possible, which in her case was being the beard for what has been rumored to be a gay as fuck soccer star in a homophobic European market…use hot RUssian, she knows better than to talk, her people know about keeping secrets, she’ll be good…especially if we put her in Sports Illustrated to make the story more legit…a task that takes one phone call when you’re a huge soccer star trying to pay off a girl by getting her in a magazine that your team pretty much control…

Now she’s dating an A-List actor, and covering magazines, and she is really fucking hot, so I don’t care, and she’s jumped through the hoops to make this happen, so she’s deserving, I just like knowing that I know the scam she pulled, it makes seeing these pics feel like the ultimate troll I’m in on…but maybe that’s just because I created all this in my crazy mind, like some kind of personality disorder delusion…

That’s probably what it is…I’m crazy…and she’s a supermodel who did it the same way other supermodels do it…with hard work ethic and not fucking A listers…right…that’s gotta be it.

Posted in:Irina Shayk|SFW

2015

17

Nov

Alina Aliluykina, by David Bellemere of the Day

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I don’t know why but in my notes I have a link to a modelmayhem that says “sign Alina Aliluykina to stepGIRLS”…a modelmayhem that no longer exists…I guess she’s made it, and felt having a modelmayhem account was cheap and not what real models have..

No wait, I do know why I had a note saying to sign this girl….it’s because of her massive fucking tits…tits that a girl who doesn’t need to be a modelmayhem caliber desperate to be a model…but who is no longer a modelmayhem caliber desperate to be a model…but rather is an actual model…who doesn’t actually get paid to model…but who gets naked in front of cameras for photographers with a following…who like her tits..

I assume someone advised her to delete modelmayhem….because it is trashy…and if you pretend you’re not trashy…the bookers will listen…especially with these tits…

I know nothing about her, but these are by pervert Playboy, LUI, Victoria’s Secret, Maxim photographer David Bellemere…who gets top quality girls naked…this one is for Treats! and her tits are massive…

This isn’t art, or fashion, it’s softcore porn, erotica..good…

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