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2015

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

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My life is so ridiculously boring and reclusive that the highlight of my day was sexting girls I sext pretending to be a girl and asking them what they want me to stick in my pussy…in efforts to confuse them and make them see how basic their sexting skills are…while trying to turn them into lesbians…even though everyone under 25 is a LGBTQRST..it’s trendy, in a we’re all humans…even though humans are fucking horrible..don’t bully each other…one race/one gender/one sexuality…kind of way….

It was a fail…now…strippers…because my life isn’t pathetic enough, let’s spend the 40 dollars I stole from my wife on grabbing tits…

This is god’s work…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Girls in Yoga Pants.
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Coco’s Pregnancy See Through Outfit
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Red Heads Smoking Weed….
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Kourtney Kardashian and her Cameltoe Walk
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Nicole Scherzinger, Like Most Girls, Has Tits
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CHarlie Sheen’s Hooker Fiance Gets Mad over 100k
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Joanna Krupa’s Rock Hard Nipples
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Jeb Bush wants to Fuck Supergirl..
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Kanye Made Everyone Dress Up Like Kim K for her Birthday – Weird
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Kendall Jenner Nipples
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Dude Trolls PETA Over Mets Win
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Slut of the Day
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Sharon Stone Slutty ENough for a granny
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Bernie Sanders Playing the Bongos
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Lingerie Weeds….
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Sexy Zombie Prank..
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Leonardo DiCaprio’s Pussy – No Not his Man Pussy – But the Pussy He Pretends to Fuck That is a A Model…
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People are Pumped about Dylan Penn
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Trolling a Cat
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Maitland Ward in a Bikini
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The Future is Now
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TOpless Hispanic Bitch in Soho Magazine
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Robin Thicke’s New Pussy in a Bikini
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Emanuelle Chriqui Looks Old…
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Zendaya Coleman’s Got a Good Body
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Kate Middleton’s in a Tight Dress
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John Travolta’s Robert Shapiro
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Karlie Kloss On the Runway For Taylor Swift
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Boxer Plead With Ref
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Jessica Lowndes Has a Horse Head and Stupid Implants on her Attempt to Get Famous – Garbage
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11 Addicts Reveal Their Daily Routine
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Madonna’s Ethnic Daughter’s Birthday Party
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Kid Knocks Girl Off Bike with a Basketball
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Atack of the Crazies!
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Cougar Sluts are Easy as Hell to Fuck
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Nude Gianna Topless Talking Dirty
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Lingerie GIrl Smoking Weed…
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Rihanna See Through Nipples…
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Summer StClair Nipples..
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What’s Under the Burqa
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Classy Random Curated By Me Porn Gifs
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Big Titty Redhead
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Girl with a Crazy Fucking Body…
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Dildo in the Library
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2015

Oct

Kendall Jenner’s Nipple Ring of the Day

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Kendall Jenner has a nipple ring…

She also posted this pictures of her ass…

It is safe to say…she’s conditioned, designed, created, built for this bullshit family and their bullshit existence, that I guess isn’t bullshit, since they can monetize the fuck out of it…and I’m here writing about her nipple ring, even though we’ve already seen her tits, and even though every under 25 year old seems to have nipple rings…it’s not exciting…it’s annoying…but I can’t help but put this up…sheer white tee is beating my boycott of this garbage and everything about them…

All these idiots are the fucking same, basic, typical…annoying…but sheer white tee…always wins…and they know it…that’s why they do it…HARLOTS!

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2015

Oct

Kate Upton Pretending She’s Working Out of the Day

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This is the most hysterical, insane picture, set by her PR team…so fucking staged that it is a fucking joke….it’s almost more staged than any paparazzi set of pics I’ve ever really seen and I’ve been doing this forever…

I mean, she’s rich, her husband or boyfriend who cheats on her and leaks her nudes is rich….they have gyms in their houses, and at their hotels, and they can train anywhere….

But girl, who is ripped apart like she rips apart the pizza and cake she devours, before and after the gym….on the daily for being a top model, not being considered a plus sized model when her body caught up to her tits…and has since gone onto acting in movies…despite having no talent…because you don’t need talent…when you have big tits…

She’s a monster, but people still humor her…and I guess this is her way of showing the world she’s fit…full squat…let’s call the paparazzi because clearly, based on everything about her…it doesn’t happen too often and it should be news….now where are all the donuts? hiding in her stomach? right..

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2015

Oct

Sarah Silverman’s Got Big Tits of the Day

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Sarah Silverman wore a slutty enough dress that showcased her big tits…because I guess in her older age she’s realized that showing off her tits, instead of wearing oversized sweaters, like the awkward, loud, poop and pee joking Jewish girl at the summer camp…isn’t very Hollywood..in both her comedy…and I guess her tits..

I’ve known Jewish girl, they’ve almost always had big tits, and the tits coupled with the blowjob skills have always been their savior, like they were Moses…because it off sets their troll-ish faces…was that anti-israeli? I mean I get it there are hot jewish girls…calm down…bitch who thinks she’s hot because she knows she’ll find a Jewish Husband since he has to marry a Jewish girl to keep family happy…

Tits in a dress on a monster don’t excite me…I’ve also never found Sarah Silverman funny. I generally don’t like girl comedians unless they are bikini models, and even then they annoy me…I am misogynistic and think they should stick to being in the writing room, not in front of the camera, unless naked…it’s like give the jokes you write to the babes and edit out the potty humor…it’s dumb…..

Even with these surprise Jimmy Kimmel eating tits…she’s still ugly…and in her ugly…is that on more than one occasion dudes have told me they find her hot…she’s even made Maxim top 100 list, because I guess there are only 99 babes in Hollywood and they had to throw a comedian in the mix…it’s just weird to me…but tits…right..tits…tits.

At least she’s trying, looks shower, has make-up on, and doesn’t have that monster who has given up, despite being rich and hugely successful, slob she normally looks like.

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2015

Oct

Miley Cyrus Almost a Nipple of the Day

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Miley Cyrus is boring, yet I am compelled to post these pictures of her flashing a bit of her massive tits on her instagram…not because it is something new, or provocative, or even of tease…she always pulls out her massive tits…and I figure it’s part of what is trendy, what the kids want to see, what the kids are used to with this new age feminism and growing up on porn…

I post this picture of Miley Cyrus, because I remember a time when famous sluts had to pretend they weren’t broken down, manic, out of control sluts….because they had to cater to the Christian audience, be Safe for Work and tits was something that happened when they slipped up…

Meaning, if Lohan had released pics of this at her peak when no one had seen her naked…the internet would fucking go nuts over it, but now, Miley, the biggest act posing slutty is just “whatever, we’ll look for 4 seconds and move on”…and I guess that’s a good thing, it makes things get dirtier…and dirtier to shock….but it’s unfortunate that it’s so boring…making me question the point of all this, which would be great to blame Miley on my flash card on youtube sucicide…

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2015

Oct

The Biggest Girls in Entertainment of the Day

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This is a “literally”…situation…Not “Literally” like the 18 year old girls I sext use literally…

Because these two can…and do…and not just when at the all you can eat buffet…but also in maximizing the fat girl market, which is the majority of people, by producing content for them while acting empowered about their sex appeal…in the new generation of fat girls who think they are sexy, because people are more accustomed to fucking fat girls, something I’ve been doing forever…because sometimes getting sex outweighed how disgusting the girl I was fucking was….but I never really went for the fat girls who fucked black guys…because those fat girls….like these fat girls think they are fatter than they are….

Terrifying…

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2015

Oct

Amanda Seyfried for Glamour Spain of the Day

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I think Amanda Seyfried is great…in a everything about her is the fucking worst kind of way…

From her public, outside of the movies, persona…I guess the “real” her…even though these actors are all full of shit….but the “real” her…is not hot, fun, compelling, interesting…but rather unshowered even disgusting…

To her person life, or sex life…she fucks or dates…Justin Long, the mac guy who everyone in the world but Amanda Seyfried fucking hates….for no reason other than him being Justin Long…

To the fact that she probably put a curse on Lindsay Lohan back when Lohan mattered and Seyfried was the obscure secondary character in the same movie…only to steal all future Lohan jobs…

But she has great tits on her little frame, she’s got a great face, and she gets naked in obscure movies while doing the higher paying mainstream movies….and that’s pretty on point…

So I guess what I am saying is that if you’re cute and naked…no matter what you do…or how garbage you are…I’ll love you…

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2015

Oct

Khloe Kardashian Releases New Book of the Day

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The Kardashians are lucky that the majority of America are too tired, over extended and uneducated to understand that what they see on TV is not real, but instead something they can mindlessly believe in because their actual life is garbage, over extended, uneducated….you know with actual problems like barely getting by, living in poverty, having abusive white trash boyfriends and whatever else the “normals” of society who buy into this Kardashian storyline have wrong in their life to make the Kardashians be something they buy into and attach themselves and distract themselves with…

I always just assume the world fucking get it. They know this is all bullshit….

From Stories of Lamar almost dying in a whorehouse in vegas, to the hookers being paid to inject him with Speedballs, all while Khloe and her whore mom ran to his bedside, only to announce they are still married, only to announce she’s realized she loves him and will care for him…in the Soap Opera scamming the housewife at home dramatic curve….

That so conveniently, happened when her book was scheduled to be released…where she talks about relationships…because it’s time for Khloe to have her own storyline…the family feels bad for her for being the monster in the family…

I will state the obvious, when 100s of millions of dollars are involved in ANYTHING, what you see as a public, is not real…it’s all part of a storyline…to keep everything moving forward…but you already know that…

I’m only posting this because it’s just a fucking joke…the Kardashians are getting creative in their stories…from sex tapes to sex changes, to whores and drugs…to cheating…it’s all fucking evil…and people will die in keeping things going for them…because they’ve come so far…and own the fucking media…

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2015

Oct

Lily Rose Depp is Johnny Depp’s Tween Party Hipster Model Daughter of the Day

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Lily Rose Depp has a great face.

She’s 16, she’s thrown herself into the fashion industry by working with the French brand Chanel, because I guess it’s cool for 16 year olds to support their social media with actual “jobs” in the “industry”…and it was probably really difficult for her to get involved in that scene with Vanessa Paradis being a huge French actress…..being her mom and Johnny Depp being her dad…and thus everyone wanting a piece of her…

But the good news is that despite being 16, she’s got great features, surprising that two A-List parents would produce a hot little thing…who is living the hipster socialite on social media dream…

She’s probably “home schooled” where…Johnny Depp…Hollywood’s bad boy, rich as fuck…Edward Scissor hands…is probably a great place to get an education on how to fuck models who were probably her age when he fucked them. while high on coke…but more importantly..how to work the system for your favor…because for French people and for actors like Johnny Depp, 16 is old enough to be thrown out into the this nonsense to have fun….so she’s having fun…

Along with these fake, well paying, fashion jobs, she’s also been booking movies, when not being surrounded by all the other “it girls’ of the internet who want the selfie with her because she’s Johnny Depp’s daughter…and so cute…

So unless her plane crashes or she dies of a drug overdose or a crazed Johnny Depp fan, I have a feeling she’ll be around for a while…the next Jennifer Lawrence…we can hope because Jennifer Lawrence is the worst and this one….is pretty fucking lovely.

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2015

Oct

Valentina Sykes for Treats! of the Day

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Her name is Valentina Sykes , she’s a signed model ,like every single girl on instagram with more than 7,500 followers, because this is the selfie generation, of self documenting your egotistical self involved self, while obsessing over the lives of other people you know, or don’t know, but follow, and don’t hate, or do hate, despite watching their nonsense, that involves selfies, and more selfies, and sometimes posing, or showing off your outfit, or eating…

It’s ridiculous, it’s stressful, but it makes the top tier girls, the ones who get paid a lot, less valuable, and taking some undeserving cunt off her pedestal while giving some other undeserving cunt some likes or piece of the pie…why the fuck not celebrate it…

As a life philosophy, from a man who used to struggle to get regular girls to show me their bush, nipples, pussy lips…thinking “I wish every girl just got naked”….I am ok with the fact that with all this self involved bullshit, with phones and cameras they carry with them everywhere…all girls get fucking naked…and I like naked…

So these are pics for Ryan Seacrest’s Treats! Magazine ….that little man has his billion dollar smile involved in everything…because America’s Sweetheart host is a fucking pervert…

These pictures are by some “artist”…and I use that term very loosely..because art doesn’t exist… 2wenty

If you want to hit her up and tell her you like her naked, even though she’s filtered like mad, I’m sure she’s all ears…am I right? Or just a cyberbully?

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