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2015

04

Nov

Bregje Heinen Arm Bra for Vogue Mexico of the Day

I used to fuck a really dirty girl who spoke dutch….and who I would make speak Dutch while fucking her up the ass.

She wasn’t an Amsterdam hooker, she was probably far dirtier than that…you see the Amsterdam hookers are tested, while this bitch was just a “fill me with your cum i want your baby”…kind of pig.. I had just met and who clearly did that with everyone…and that I felt was culturally sound because she wasn’t french trash…imported all the way from Europe like she was Ikea…or Toblerone…or Wine…but more unshowered, practically homeless, drug using street kid…who I guess was told Montreal was the Europe of the USA…

Either way, the sounds she made while fucking sounded like this bitch’s name “Bregje”…”Bregje”….”Bregje”…but in her defense I had my fingers halfway down her throat and she was gagging…

It wasn’t as classy as this handbra by model Bregje Heinen in Vogue Mexico…but it was substantially hotter than this boring shit..

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2015

04

Nov

Rihanna Dropped Out of the Victoria’s Secret Show Here are Her Nipples of the Day

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The latest bullshit news that means absolutely nothing to anyone at all, but the media picks up on it, because the media is paid for by advertisers, and they need to perpetuate consumerism to ensure they stay in business…which in this case is Victoria’s Secret….a mall brand of underwear…that is made in a sweat shop…that doesn’t do anything innovative or compelling in underwear…that don’t go out and give free underwear to people in the third world…but who instead overcharge for their product, making girls feel inadequate about their bodies, by overpaying and using these cunts to peddle their shit, because the system works…they make girls want to be these models, I can’t understand why they are the benchmark, but they are…making normal girls think that if they use their middle of the road paycheck on their product…it will all be ok…

Every year, they do an absolutely boring televised informercial people watch…because they don’t realize it’s an infomercial…because Holiday season is their big time of year. They want VS boxes under every tree by using Boxes they brand VS….

Well Rihanna won’t be one of those boxes….Selena Gomez, Gigi Hadid…I assume a Jenner or Two…Elsa Hosk, Jac Jagaciak, Jasmine Tookes, Kate Grigorieva, Lais Ribeiro, Martha Hunt, Romee Strijd, Sara Sampaio, Stella Maxwell, Taylor Hill, Rachel Hilbert and the old timers Adriana Lima, Alessandra Ambrosio, Behati Prinsloo, and Candice Swanepoel will be…but not Rihanna, she dropped out of the shit to work on her next album…and is rich enough to not bother…

So fuck Victoria’s Secret…and their lies…

Here’s Rihanna’s behind the scenes screengrabs from Bitch Better Have My Money video shoot…because her nipples…always win…I posted the video last week, you can google it….or CLICK HERE

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2015

04

Nov

Ashley Benson Nipples for Find Your California of the Day

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I have been seeing this Find Your California content around the internet and instagram for a few months now…I just assumed it was a tourism California campaign before today, because it was instagram style pics promoting California using young, famous girls in photos…

I figured it was a better approach and a more relevant approach to California ads than that annoying commercial that I’m sure everyone has seen about California featuring all kinds of celebs saying shit like “this is my california”…including but not limited to Kim Kardashian…

Then I saw Ashley Benson nipple, and thought, I’ll google this…

It turns out that it’s actually a project some celebrity make up artist from LA started and lured some of her clients and “friends”…even though there is no such thing as friends in California…to be part of here project…that involves photoshoots and travel..and famous people…and I guess nipples because it is current…and I like to think of her as a friend to all of us…despite California not having an friends….because Ashley Benson tits are crucial to her sex appeal…and this girl is showing them off…which is more interesting than what Benson usually posts to her instagram and/or Pretty Little Liars performances…Pretty Little Liars the reason she’s so fucking famous…her tits…the reason why I care…

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2015

04

Nov

McDonald’s Drive Thru Fight and Other Videos of the Day

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Sex on the Rock

Mother of the Day – Dropping her New Born Baby into the Trash…

Crack Whore and her Mouth Skills

Terrifying Sky Dive Video…

Dude Drinks Poison and Lights Himself on Fire

Bus Driver VS Passenger…

This is the Worst Thing You’ll Ever See…Naked Woman Stoned To Death and Caught on Fire in Africa…What the Fuck

Suicide Squirrel

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2015

04

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The best thing to do when you meet a girl on tinder is tell her “thank you for answering my casting call”…

When she seems uncomfortable with that….tell her “you’ve got the job, but there is no pay”…

It will make them really comfortable, because instead of it being some amateur let’s Netflix and chill situation, they’ll think it is more professional…

At least that was the logic, but turns out most 20 year olds don’t like being told “this is a job”…lazy kids.

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Maggie Gyllenhaal Street Walker
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Cara Santana Black Spandex
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Angelina Jolie’s By the Sea Looks….interesting….
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Fame Whore in a Bikini
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Italian Dog Rescue
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Girls in Beanies…
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Some Chick in Lingerie
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Bike at 200 MPH
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Gigi Hadid Leather Leggings
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Coffin Cars..
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2015

03

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

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Maggie Gyllenhaal Dressed Like a Hooker…
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Gigi Hadid See Through Leggings
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Abigail Ratchford is Jessica Rabbit
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Breast Exam on TV
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Slut of the Day
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Bella Thorne has Long Legs
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Master P Beat Michael Jordan in a Basketball Game
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Girls Smoking Bowls
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Monica Sims – Cameltoe
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ReverseTrick or Treating
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Super Girl On Set
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Dave Justice Takes On Ex-Wife Halle Berry and Eric Bene Chimes in – Because Hally Berry Is Devil
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Danielle Knudson Lingerie
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Diary of a Snakebite Death
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Queen of Spain in Tight LEather
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Uber Driver vs Passenger Video
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Jessica Alba Legs…
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Tom Jones Wants To Know if He’s Black
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Willow Smith Clubbing
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Shooting Stuff in Slow Motion
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Alessandra Ambrosio Flirts with a Guy with a Dog
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The Warcraft Trailer
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Girls Tugging on CLothes – it is a thing…
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Jennifer Lawrence On Her Knees
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Tom Jones Wants To Know if He’s Black
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100 Years of Men’s Fashion
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Rosie Jones Playboy Lingerie Special from 2010
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Danielle Knudson’s Shitty Bikini Catalog Pics
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2015

03

Nov

Emma Watson Bra of the Day

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People love Emma Watson, most of whom have been jerking off to her since she was 12, they are just that committed to Harry Potter, but it’s not weird or anything, they were fantasizing about when she turned 18…they just fell in love and wanted to watch her grow before creating a fake marriage in their mind with her…it’s a lonely place when you’re a grown man into Harry Potter…it comes with mild autism and other social skill issues…so this Emma Watson bra…may

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2015

03

Nov

Blake Lively in a Bikini of the Day

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Blake Lively is shooting a movie in Australia…and she’s got some solid tits…I don’t remember her having tits like this, but then again, I never really pay attention to Blake Lively, even when she was relevant for being a huge hit show…five years ago…before marrying Ryan Reynolds, like she was Scarlett Johansson….

I guess I always just saw her face is of a muppet build…But that body is great….those tits great…probably fake, maybe milk filled or caused by hormones…since she had a kid 1 year ago…and no girl I know who has had a kid a year ago looks like this…but then again, they aren’t getting paid millions of dollars to be in a bikini, and maybe they should be…because if we had a social program that pays moms to look solid in a bikini 1 year post childbirth….maybe the fat new mom perpetuating her fat body by hanging with other fat new moms…eating cake…because they loved the freedom of eating whatever they wanted…and don’t want that to ever end so if they stick together…they can just blame childbirth, even though EVERYONE….has seen famous chicks and models bounce back because they have to…we’re onto you new moms and your baby weight…we’re onto you…

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2015

03

Nov

Charlotte McKinney for GQ of the DAy

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Charlotte McKinney is in the next issue of GQ UK, and I didn’t bother googling it to see the videos or other pictures, I figure they’ll be as slutty as she possibly can make them, as that’s her hook.

She looks like a ghetto, mid Flordia looking trashy chick with fake tits, even if her tits are real, they still look fake, something that she’s managed to make work for her, but that I don’t find all that interesting because we’re in a generation of huge tits thanks to the hormones in the food and water..like who fucking cares…her face is a mess, her ass uneventful…and her career is hardly a career and makes no sense…

She’s just a trashy rich kid, who met the right people, who helped push her in the right direction, which in her case was Dancing With the Stars…before ever having done anything…and a couple fo Carl’s Jr ads…

She’s had a good year of fame, which doesn’t mean it has been a year of money, but she doesn’t need money, she’s a rich kid with a tax evading “based in bahamas” father.

I am sure the industry is lazy enough to keep her going, but booking her big tits in gigs because she’s around and people talk….but none of this is deserved. She was meant to be a cocktail waitress at a titty bar…how did GQ UK happen. I’m sure she asks herself daily while staring at herself in the mirror…loving everything she sees…

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2015

03

Nov

Daisy Ridley is the New Star Wars Girl for Interview Magazine of the Day

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Here’s a very safe shoot of Daisy Ridley for Interview Magazines….I guess she’s owned by Disney now, and doing anything compelling, something Interview is sometimes known for, they went with this…

She’s 23, from the UK, not very known…but will be a huge fucking star because she got one of the lead roles in the much anticipated, nerds everywhere going crazy for her, STAR WARS movies….

It’s a lifelong blessing / curse, that I doubt will lead to much beyond Star Wars, or that she’ll ever be able to live down, but dudes everywhere will be jerking off to her…in fucking millions…enough cum to fill up an olympic sized pool in her lifetime…and that’s an accomplishment…

The fans will leach on, they won’t allow her to do anything else, but that’s all part of the contract with the franchise, when her previous acting jobs included music videos of acts you’ve never really heard of…

Here are the pics…

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