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2023

28

Apr

Full Back Panties Friday of the Day

Full Back Panties are not just for the SCAT freaks who prefer them to a thong, because the panties can hold a pile of shit better than a thong, if anything the thong would just slice the shit in half, like some kind of gadget you’d get to slice vegetables off of an infomercial…

Full Back Panties are not just for the PERIOD freaks, who are just really into periods, either because they are psychos who like seeing bloody cunt, because it reminds them of their fantasy murder scene….or for PERIOD freaks who are just so used to fucking old ladies that the period is a sign of fertility and not being old and rotten…

Full Back Panties are not just for the sad sack of shit dude who has never been in a long term relationship but jerks off to the idea of one, knowing the full back panties are the norm….

Full Back Panties aren’t just for old bros that used to only know Full Back panties because thongs were just to high grade, luxury, in magazines but not in life, unless you were married to a whore, or stripper….

Full Back Panties are for everyone, because FULL back panties ARE panties and PANTIES by default are always fun to look at…

Here’s a round-up.

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2023

28

Apr

Rowan Blanchard Pale of the Day

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Rowan Blanchard may look like Latina Goth you’d find working a Donkey Show in Tijuana….assuming those still happen….I haven’t been to Tijuana for 50 fucking years…

I don’t think she’s actually a Latina, but she is a Disney Kid, doing Disney proud, by spreading their corporate messaging of wholesome family programming, so long as you look like a drag queen….

She’s got some short leather shorts on, which I think may get you banned from a Disney Theme park, but when in the corporate offices, maybe it gets you fucked…or promoted…or both…

I always find it weird when the Disney kids expand their reach, or rebrand themselves as sexual beings in lingerie, in efforts to detach from the Disney Family Values, even though they likely have the same management and team behind them, because why give up on a sure money maker because they turned 18.

It’s just manipulating the fans to think she’s not a made, or kept woman just doing what she is told to do by those who hold the strings as they try to shape the next generation of AMERICA…but that’s all speculative, so I’ll just take it at face value because I don’t really care either way, the sluttier the better for me, maybe not the better for society, but we’re in it for ourselves here…

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2023

28

Apr

Fishnet Friday of the Day

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I am not nearly the outdoorsman that I want to be, or that I once was. You know fishing in the local pond in the park, hoping to get something to eat that doesn’t give me hepatitis, since groceries are expensive…..

I am more a computer bodied man, who fucking hates computers, yet here I am sitting in front of one, because that’s the weird fucking life I chose for myself, and it’s far moire miserable than something more hands-on in nature, like being a migrant worker picking berries…

But I know enough about the outdoors that casting a fishing net or dragging a fishing net takes the sport out of the activity, it’s like throwing a stick of dynamite or fishing with a flashlight that lures all the fish to you…and unfortunately, the same rule applies to women, only one could argue that it would make to sport of seduction a far more fun one….

The good news is that women are entangling themselves up in their very own store bought nets, so you can jerk off to the overall concept….without having to be a predator….THEY DO THE WORK FOR US…so maternal..

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2023

28

Apr

Girl Teaches Women to Escape Love and Other Youtube Shorties of the Day

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Glamour looks like this apparently….

That Skipping Bitch is Still Skipping…Weird…that people are still watching her new skips….like it’s not the same fucking video on repeat….

Dumb Bikini Prank

Another Bikini Prank

Bad Mom Prank

Man Clones Model Off the Internet….

Posted in:Videos|Youtube Shorties!

2023

27

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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I said I would do the links tonight, even though I didn’t want to and even though no one cares, because I am a man of my world some of the time, not most of the time, not part of the time, but SOMETIMES….at least when it comes to irrelevant things like telling a fictitious audience that I’ll be bringing some HOT COMMODITY as a GIFT TO THEM later in the day…knowing that NO ONE sat on the edge of their seat waiting for me to bring them what they have been deeply craving….but I did it anyway…..because why not…

Where are the unpaid interns at?

Here are some stepLINKS….

Pam Anderson Brings Back the Red Swimsuit with Frankies
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Livvy Dunne for SI Swim
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Kylie Jenner’s Peek-A-Boob
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Liz Olsen Pokies
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Kim K Cleavage at an Event
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Livvy Dunne Likes Country Boys
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Lindsay Lohan’s Baby Bump
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Buy Freddie Mercury Owned Items at Auction – You Won’t Get Aids
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Olivia Wilde Pokies
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7 Best Sci/Fi Movies You’ve Never Seen According to This Guy
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Buy Barbara Walters’ Apartment for 20 Million
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Ethan Hawke and Pedro Pascal in a New Movie
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Ivana Knoll Bikinis
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Jutta Leerdam Brings the Love for Jake Paul
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Demi Rose is Pretty Nude
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Bam Margera is ON THE RUN
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Expensive Industrial Fails
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Paige Spiranac’s Big Golf Cleavage
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Sommer Ray is Ready for Country
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Destruction of 28 Lego Mechanisms
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Florence Pugh is the Face of Valentino
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Livvy Dunne Stretches it Out
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Kelly Gale Bikinis!
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Roz is Returning to Frasier
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10 World Mega Projects
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Tanker Truck Explodes
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Rare Moments on Camera
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Bella Hadid Bikini Model Walk
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Charlize Theron’s Throwback Nudity
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10 Dumb Criminals Caught on Camera
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Fruit Flies Laying Eggs in Fruit
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Instant Regrets
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Shailene Woodley in a New Movie
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Oscar De La Hoya’s Hot Daughter
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Two Models Posing in an Artsy Shoot
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Mining Gold from Old Electronics
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Jen Selter’s Alo Yoga Content
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Suspect Tries Shooting Oregon Cop
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Alessandra in Fitness Gear
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On Set with Kirstin Cavallari
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Where the WHALE’s AT…..MAKE ME RICH OFF THE BACK OF THESE CAM GIRLS
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Melissa Barrera in a Bra Top
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Naked Adelaide Kane
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Krysten Ritter Goth at an Event
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Billionaire Kim Kardashian in a Tight Dress
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Liz Olsen Titties in a Dress
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Katerine McNamara Legs
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Anna Kendrick Still Freaks me Out
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Ashley Benson Looking Thin
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Caylee Cowan in a Photoshoot
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Zoe Saldana
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Eva Longoria in a Photoshoot
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Elle Fanning in a Photoshoot
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Kaia Gerber at a Event
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Aubrey Plaza in Red
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Salma Hayek at an Event
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Dakota Fanning in a Skirt
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Rachel Pizzolato Sho
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Olivia Wilde in Leggings
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Dita Von Teese Cleavage
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Ambrosio in Fitness Gear
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Emma Roberts Ass in a Weird Outfit….
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Fucking Machine and Making Messes
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Can’t Stop the Cumshots
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Crackhead Shit
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Ass-Quake
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Mess Making
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Coco Austin’s Yoga with her Sister Thonged
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Keisha Grey’s Nude Shoot
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20 People have a Shit Day
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Chains on for the Dildo Ride
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Stackzx has a Crazy Booty
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5 Acts that Make You a Whore
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Natural TITTIES Fucked
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Dildo Riding in Bed
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Anal Fuck Toy
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Big Ass on the Dildo
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Artsy Nudes
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Masturbating Outside her car
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Car Blowjob
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Dildo on the Couch
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Baby Oil on the Pussy
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Dildo with a Butt Plug In
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Hot Babe Fucks Dude in Hotel
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Elf Dildo
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Rubbing it Out in the Car….
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Drawer Fucker
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2023

27

Apr

Leni Klum Tits of the Day

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These are the overhyped tits I mentioned in the TITTY DROP post, because this site is like a choose your own adventure in rambling nutjob where no post makes any cohesive sense, but it does lead into other posts that also don’t make sense…but sometimes the story continues and it’s probably a pretty erratic and annoying thing to follow, which isn’t much of a concern since NO ONE bothers following it…

Overhyped tits in that I made a big deal about them, in a SOMETHING AMAZING IS COMING and IT ISN’T ME….pre-emptive post….

Not overhyped if you look at them, because LOOK AT THEM….

This is Heidi Klum illegitimate bastard child who may have been adopted by Seal, you know those white kids always getting adopted by black millionaires like they are some sort of virtue signalling prop, I saw that Sandra Bullock movie, I know how it goes…

She’s clearly a product of Eugenics, taking the best features from her mom and monkey looking Italian dad, most importantly her tits as big as your head, that look like they’ve been scaled up in photoshop…is she even real, maybe she’s born with it, maybe she’s AI….because it’s hard to accept that this is real…

These tits, on this little body, should be the kind of thing that brings you hope. That makes you believe in a better tomorrow, that takes you off your ledge after hours of studying the end of world plan they have for us, because if something like this exists, it’s ok, even from a pod eating bugs, so long as you can stare at it.

In a world of shit, we’ve still got things like this to look at….even if they are shit…

This is some Elite, Top Tier, probably smells like heaven looking girl….that you know is probably a spoiled, entitled “Do you know who my momma is”…not that she even needs to use that car, just tight shirt that and get everything the world is going to gift you….

Girls who look like this are SUPPOSED to be entitled cunts….because they LOOK like this…now latch on and stare fools…it’s worth it.

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2023

27

Apr

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

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In a genderless world an asshole is what links us all together….

I remember in the 80s, the conversation amongst bros was “if you were going down on a girl, would you lick her asshole, it’s just so close to her cunt”….and most guys in the room would say “who goes down on girls, what are you fucking queer”….but the guys who realized eating pussy wasn’t queer would normally say “NO” with disgust and assertion…while I’d be like “why the fuck not”….always a fucking innovator….not scared of mind controlling parasites that spread through feces, so long as it meant eating asshole…

I still don’t hate the asshole, but I still realize it is an asshole…while the rest of the world seem to think it’s the most meaningful orifice forgetting that it’s where the SHIT comes from…and SHIT is fucking gross..

So I’ll still stare at the asshole, as it is the gateway to the soul, but it’s where the SHIT comes from bros…figure it out…

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2023

27

Apr

Alexis Ren Bikini of the Day

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Alexis Ren is one of the original instagram bikini travel babes who inspired a generation of women to drop out of normal life and find a rich guy to be arm candy for in epic locations and she shouldn’t be faulted for making so many dreams come true, I mean anyone who gets a hot enough chick to land a rich enough guy to produce content in international locations to leave their wage slave job for the man is a fucking good person…

Sure the bolt ons, the face fillers, the other Kardashian inspired bullshit, vapid, ugly, gross, but to get women to be high enough quality whores to not even know they are a whore, or their rich guy carting them around to know they are whores, helps perpetuate slutty content we can stare at and hate our lives from our studio basement apartments….

Thanks Alexis Ren for being real enough..

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2023

27

Apr

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

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Wait until you see the titties I am going to drop as today’s top post….

YOU WON’T BE ABLE TO HANDLE IT….

Yes, I am overhyping it…but here are some random titty drops to get you ready for it.

ARE YOU READY?

I CAN’T HEAR YOU?

ARE YOU READY?

I’d be such a great hype man, it doesn’t translate on shitty blog posts no one reads, but I think Titty Drops save me on a spiritual level and by making this post matter.

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2023

27

Apr

Maria Menounos on a Boat of the Day

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Maria Menounos is on a Boat in an age appropriate one-piece and she’s looking alright….

I don’t really give a fuck about Maria Menounos, but there was a time she brought masturbation fodder to middle of the road men that were forced to watch the nightly entertainment news, before she branched out and made internet billions with her pod cast studio project because she could….

I actually know way more than I should about Maria Menounos and the most important thing she ever brought to my life was a series of paparazzi pics where her pussy fell out of her bathing suit.

My theory at the time, which. is supported by the fact that I don’t think she’s been pregnant yet, was that her pussy was unscathed, untouched, her holy grail that no one ever really saw, touched or interacted with, so that it wasn’t used to being exposed like it was, so it didn’t notice….all thanks to her being Greek and Greeks being into ANAL sex….over vaginal sex…on a cultural level…which may be considered a hate crime in this era by all the Greeks ashamed of the original purpose of the olive oil they cultivated….like calling an Irishman a Leprechaun….

Point of the story, her asshole is her vagina….on Asshole behind thong Thursday, even though she’s not showing us her asshole in these pics!