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2015

01

Oct

Woman Pepper Sprays Bear, Bear Eats Kayak of the Day

This is probably the best video of the day…

Her voice is so fucking annoying in her state of panic…and this bear fucking owns the bitch…as she screams and begs for him to not eat her Kayak…well maybe she shouldn’t have sprayed the the poor bastard with pepper spray..

During a solo kayak trip, intended to go from from Ketchikan, Alaska to Petersburg, Alask, a bear attacked my kayak. This incident occurred outside of a US Forest Service cabin in Berg Bay, Wrangell District, Alaska. I had just carried my tent, food, and all my gear into the cabin to dry while I went on a 4 mile hike that begins just behind the cabin. I heard something outside as I ate my lunch, and well, I never got to go on that hike. This video is taken 5 minutes after the attack began, he continued to gnaw on it for another 5 or 10 after the video ends. Shortly after the bear left and I drug the kayak back to the cabin door step. Then I swam to the S/V anchored in the bay. They did not have their radio on and I feared I would be stranded! The German flagged S/v Caledonia took me and my things to Wrangell where I am trying to repair my kayak now.

Too bad he didn’t eat her…or at least leave her stranded for the winter to fend for her cunt self…

If you don’t like that…maybe you’l like this stripper with her blow torch pussy

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2015

01

Oct

Conie Vallese Titties for i-D of the Day

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Conie Vallese is an Argentine artist who I guess also models topless for fashion magazines that target the “hipster” market…because the “hipster” market is the mainstream now…

She’s based out of Brooklyn, because I guess she’s rich enough to buy citizenship, live in Brooklyn and be a hipster socialite without a real job…maybe it is from her ARTWORK ….maybe her family are rich Argentinian cattle farmers…or maybe she knows how to use the tits…

Based on this photoshoot, I’m going to assume it is a combination of all things, because without family money she wouldn’t be in the USA, without her art she wouldn’t be in i-D magazine showing her tits…in a nipple filled domino effect…and I guess what it all comes down to, is that compared to other Argentinian tits I’ve seen, this are not nearly as saggy and big nippled, possibly the perkiest Argentine tits ever…and maybe that’s the reason why she’s defying her Catholic roots like some kind of harlot..

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2015

01

Oct

Caitlin Jenner’s Neglected and Confused Daughter’s of the Day

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A day, doesn’t seem to be a day, it doesn’t seem to matter or count, unless there is some Kylie and Kendall Jenner coverage, because Kyle and Kendall Jenner are spawns of the worst fame whores in the history of fame whoring, but thanks to that fame whoring, can play it off like they aren’t fame whores, but rather just famous due to fame whores, giving them some level of credibility, even though we as a people know that they are just pawns in a master chess game their mother, who you know was less of a mother and more of a manager too busy for them, shat out of her pussy….it’s all business for these people….

But I guess when you distract Kylie Jenner and her Waist to Hip Ratio with black cock, fans, some jobs and hustling the hip hop market they are dialed into…I mean her sister is Kanye West…when not getting plastic surgery to have a comedic waist to hip ration at 18, when she should hardly have a body…

And Kendall and her thong in pantyhose ass with a fake modeling career that’s become an actual modeling career due to the power of suggestion and a world too lazy to question….

And Nipples:

They don’t commit suicide…yet…

Posted in:Kendall Jenner|Kylie Jenner|SFW

2015

01

Oct

Joanna Krupa is Attention Seeking of the Day

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If you’ve been looking for Jon Benet Ramsey, here she is….she lives…she wasn’t raped and killed by her family members who were trying to condition her to be the next Britney Spears through child beauty pagents…she was traded off to some Polish Chicago immigrants, only to get some fake tits, to grow up to be some Playboy from the 90s looking, Glamour Model bitch who by some alliance of the stars that happened via her pussy when a guy who was into her Galmour Modeling because Maxim and FHM got him through college, the same college that got him his first producer job in Hollywood, and this twat, literally, was the one he liked jerking off to best….

I know what you’re thinking, she’s too fucking old to be Jon Benet Ramsey, what is this outfit, I guess with these tits, she’s far more desperate to survive than Jon Benet Ramsey…not just because Jon Benet Ramsey is dead, and dead children can’t do much, but because her career has pretty much the same fate…yet she keeps on trying…to keep it going…

I guess resilience is the key to survival in a world where everyone is fucking lazy..

Thanks Joanna Krupa for inspiring as much as your old hooker ass can inspire…

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2015

01

Oct

Bum Fight and Other Videos of the Day

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Parents of the Day

Leopard’s Head Stuck in a Pot

Just a Dude in the Subway…

Cops Tase 9 at the Party…

People at the bus stop get plowed…

Jew Tries to Save a Parking Spot

Cop Doesn’t Want Dude to Film

Cops Kill Dogs…Always Makes me Sad

Dude Records his Motorcycle Accident

Baby Rescued from Sewer

Naked Guy Trying to Steal Cars..

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2015

01

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I was hoping to wake up to elaborate snapchat nude messages…you’ve all let me down

But then again, the general public let me down when I was four and it has been a downward trend ever since…

So keep letting me down…by not sending me elaborate snapchat nudes…it is all I know and expect..

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Serious Fucking Side Boob
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Kaley Cuoco’s Husbadn is a Pill Popper
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Vegan Protest…
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Her Name is Bruna Tuna…and She is a Fame WHore…
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Kendall Jenner – Side Boob..
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Carey Mulligan in Elle UK
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MMA Chick Has Huge Tits…
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The Boat Lift of the Day
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Her name is Nusicaa…and she is a Fame Whore
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Amy Winehouse Attack…
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A Bunch of Booty
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2015

30

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

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Trying to convince a girl to eat out her friend is always complicated especially when they are both Cashiers serving you at Wendys Drive Thru…you’d figured of all people, they’d be eager to do anything that doesn’t involve taking orders please….

Trying to convince a girl to eat out her friend when dealing with drunk college girls who have watched too much porn and you get the on a good day…is never complicated…

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So Many Booty Booty
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I Hope Caitlin Jenner Doesn’t Get Her Period in This Outfit
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Paris Hilton – instagram WHore
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Huge Tits Smokin’ Weed
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Topless Behati
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Candice Booty…
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Helen Mirren’s Tits Have Been Removed from Show Biz
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Kylie Jenner in a Tight Dress with Fat Legs..
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Bieber on Love
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Motorbike Tries Escaping…
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Alessandra Ambrosio Possibly in a Sheer Dress
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Farrah Abraham Gave her Kid 1400 Dollars…
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Kayleigh Morris Black Panties…
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Carmella Rose Panties
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The Pope Met Kim Davis…
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Juice Crawls are the New Pub Crawl
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Jennifer Lawrence in GIFs
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Football Slip and Slide
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Hilary Duff Strong Fucking Legs…
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Kaley Cuoco’s Husband on Pills…
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Dr Dre is Pretty Rich
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Some Trashy Whore Named Naya Rivera Had a Baby Cuz She’s an Immigrant and They Breed
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The New Tesla Test Drive
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Emmy Rossum Tight Dress
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Best of Instant Regret GIFs
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Blue Rodeo VS Conservative Government
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Jewel Tits….
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Worst Eponymous Lines in Movies
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Blake Lively Shut Her Website…
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Natalie Dormer – Boring as Fuck
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Cool Toys That WIll Make You Wish You Were a Kid Again
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Candice Swanepoel in Catalog Bullshit of the Day
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Selena Gomez Cleavage..
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Holly Peers in Ghetto Trash Lingerie
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Sarah Jessica Parker Got Sent a Treadmill by a Producer…
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Ron Howard’s Daughter.
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10 Hottest Pics..of Katy Perry…
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Sara Sampaio in Jeans
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Train VS School Bus
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Trashy Lingerie Girl…
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The Most Ridiculous Bird Release Ever…
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Shay Mitchell in Magazine
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Katharine McPhee LEgs..
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Rage Against the Machine Apologizes for Limp Bizkit
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Taylor Swift Performs with Nelly Of the Day
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Ciara Has a Stupid Dress
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Everything Wrong with Trendy Restaurants
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Girls in Team Shirts
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Elsa Pataky Nipples
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Biggest Tits on an Asian Ever
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Busty In a Thong…
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Huge Weed Smoking TIts…
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Hot Girl Spreading her Ass
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Random Porn Pics…
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A Girl and Her Dildos..
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3 Girls Named on Cam
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Posted in:SFW|stepLINKS

2015

30

Sep

Cindy Crawford is Topless at 50 of the Day

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I don’t know if this strategic, no nipple picture of Cindy Crawford is from THESE PICTURES I ALREADY POSTED but I am going to assume that a strategic, no nipple topless picture at 50 is probably better than one with nipples, because she’s 50….and yes, I know 50 year olds are hotter now than they used to be, but they are still 50 despite what they are trying to tell you with their botox injections, yoga bodies all thanks to the billionaire don’t need to work too hard life…

That said, I’m old, this doesn’t look like the 50 years I try to have sex with because I am pathetic…but not as pathetic as they are…and she’s still lovely 30 years after she started….which is more than I can say for pretty much anyone..

Posted in:Cindy Crawford|SFW

2015

30

Sep

The Emma Roberts Underwear Shoot of the Day

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I feel like I already posted this, but I figured since I think Emma Roberts is lovely, for no real reason, other than that she hasn’t blocked me on Social Media, coupled with the fact that any girl with a drug addicted, self involved, probably too busy to give her the male love and support she needed, but was positioned well enough to give her an opportunity to build an acting career of her own, as the young hipster-y fashionista who looks homeless most of the time…you know daddy issues..the kind that lead to her being arrested for fighting with her boyfriend…I might as well promote anything half naked that she does…because half naked is what she’s supposed to be doing…

All I see are wrinkles, and not the good kind on her labia..but around her eyes…because I guess it’s been a roung life..

Posted in:Emma Roberts|SFW

2015

30

Sep

Isabeli Fontana’s Nipple Peak in Vouge Brasil of the Day

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Isabeli Fontana may be old…but she’s still lovely…because she’s one of the first Brazlian models abducted by the team at Victoria’s Secret, offering her the dream…because for some reason these Victoria’s Secret people love girls from other countries…there must be a reason for that…maybe they are more affordable, easier to control, don’t have a legal team…who knows…

More interestingly, she was abducted by the brand at 16, and due to some protest, because 16 in lingerie is creepy, she’s also one of the last underage girls to pose in her underwear for Victoria’s Secret..

Something that probably makes your pervert ass so mad, because 16 in lingerie for national billion dollar brands…is exhilarating for your masturbation…when I think it’s morally fucked up…and they shoulda gone to prison for it..

Well, now she’s still got tits, possibly bigger now than ever due to all her babies…and she’s showing a sliver of nipple which is better than no nipple…that’s a fact, google it.

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