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2015

Sep

Charlotte Dawson Pussy Flash Upskirt of the Day

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Check out this slut…she doesn’t even wear panties…because it’s suffocates her polluted pussy and presses aggressively against her rash, scabs and really doctor’s orders are to air it out….or maybe it’s because she just wants to shove dicks inside her as fast as possible, because she’s just that kind of whore, who is trying to fill that pussy up as fast as she can, as often as she can, because she’s just having fun…..or maybe she’s just aware the paparazzi are there, and if you flash your pussy people will talk about your pretty much obsolete ass…./pussy…

Or maybe she just really doesn’t want a panty line, but I like to think all whores have a bigger scale plan….beyond just panty lines…but maybe I’m giving her too much credit…

I googled Charlotte Dawson, apparently she killed herself last year by suicide and was a judge on Australia Next Top Model…I guess she’s back from the dead….I guess her want to show her bald pussy was just too powerful to keep her in the grave…and I guess in that case, she looks good for a corpse…

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2015

Sep

Lea Michelle and her Cleavage of the Day

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Here’s Courtney Love of her Glee Generation, Lea Michelle, you know the kind of girl who monetizes off the death of her “lover” or “fiancé”…that happened a few years ago, but I feel like mourning death should be forever if it is true love and not a platform for marketing….or in her case showing off her tits in some new project she’s involved in…because she hasn’t really come to terms with being the tranny on Glee, or really letting us in on her being born with a penis, and is still pretty committed to being the girl….the girl who shows off her tits…to really assert that she’s a girl…but that face screams nothing but dude…

Breakin’ Boners…

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2015

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Do you even care that I woke up to snapchat dick pic….

Do you realize that despite being accustomed to porn, accustomed to seeing hard dicks getting sucked, desensitized really…

I still fucking hate them…

So to the girl, who thinks it is funny to show me the dick you fuck everytime you fuck it…and the dude who was “Just at the office”…with his dick in his hand at his desk…

You’ve made me fucking angry, which is probably better than my passive, bored, uninterested self…

That is not me pleading for more dick pics, but it is a reminder of how good it feels to still feel…

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Pia Mia Does Terry Richardson…
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2015

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

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I am never hard!!

Literally…

But that’s ok, with all the sex I am offered on a daily basis, which is pretty pathetic, considering how irrelevant I am…I figure it’s Karma for being a horrible person…

That said, it’s a Jewish Holiday…hungry Jewish girls everywhere…

I don’t know what that means…but they are fasting…which isn’t really a thing…since every girl I know fasts pretty much everyday…They’re skinny..

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Sean Penn Sued Lee Daniels…
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Carmella Rose in Lingerie…
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Anne Hathaway Nip Slip!
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Emily Blunt – Curves…
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TOday in Peter Dinklage…
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Girls in Car Belize…
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The Ugly Canadian Comedian who Hates Fat People…Also Hates Abortion…
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Hayden Christensen Might Be Darth Vader in the Next Star Wars..
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Anne Hathaway and Rober Deniro Hold Hands
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Gwyneth Paltrow Knew James Bond Before he Was James Bond
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Huge Renault Crash…
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Maria Fowler Nipples…
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Mariah Carey and Her Billionaire..
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Girl with Dimples…
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Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner…BFFs….
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Redheads are the Kryptonite…
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Ashley Greene in Leggings…
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30 Child Stars Who Are Dead…
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AMy Schumer’s Face is Terrifying
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Anderson Cooper Fags Out for Madonna…
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Ellie Goulding Slutty in her Music Video…
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Old Man Singing Love Songs to his Wife
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Nina Dobrev – Drops CLeavage…
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A Bunch of Fan Girls…
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2015

Sep

Kate Upton Works Out in W Korea of the Day

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It is safe to say that this is some sort of “artistic” interpretation of Kate Upton, you know some sort of Banksy, making fun, being sarcastic or facetious, of modeling by throwing the celebrated fat girl into a gym to pretend she works out, when we all know the only working out she does is putting on her fat chick bra or trying to bend over to tie her shoe…cuz that’s just the kind of fitness she is…

I guess along with Fashion “artistic” nudes….comes fashion “artistic” social commentary..and this is a joke…obviously…because Kate Upton working out…is a joke…

I love the on her back pose…like a turtle on it’s shell trying to flip over…Legendary…breaking the internet…and any chairs she sat on in the making of this…

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2015

Sep

Lindsey Shaw Nipple of the Day

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Her name is Lindsey Shay…

Apparently, she’s from Pretty Little Liars. She been in very important shows like Aliens in America and 10 Things I Hate About You and I doubt you’ve ever heard of her…

But now she’s in a see through shirt, showing nipple, covered in blood…it’s like she either tapped into your most recent fantasy because you hate women, ever since you mom left you…or the last time you had sex with that affordable hookers who’s head pretty much blew the fuck up when you were punching her in the face because you hate women, ever since you mom left you..

Either way, nipples, death, blood…what is wrong with this girl…or is she just perfection…figure it out loser…

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2015

Sep

People Care About Lady Gaga’s New Video of the Day

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Who gives a fuck about Lady Gaga….

Apparently everyone in my feed, who have been writing shit like “Powerful”…and “Bravo Lady Gaga”….and “A voice to be heard”…and all this other bullshit…Shut the fuck up…

It’s just a fucking music video, about campus rape..and other forms of sexual assault, because she knows we’re in a rap culture, rape culture, and porn culture, of rough sex and sober dudes being predators on idiot girls….

But Gaga knows how to make social commentary people relate to….and talk about, when she’s not walking around with mean dresses….

The whole thing is so fucking cheesy to me…and anyone who feels anything watching this…are just empty people, looking for stimulation…or purpose or something…or I guess rape victims…or friends of rape victims…

I don’t know why this is an “It” conversation now….people have been drugging people, or getting girls drunk for years to get sex…but now it’s rape…because I guess it is rape…so why not let Lady Gaga speak to that..since she’s been raping since her career started…with her music…in my ears…

What I am saying is rape is bad, but Lady Gaga is worse….and unfortunately…she’s back.

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2015

Sep

Anastasiya Scheglova for TREATS by Jurij Treskow of the Day

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Anastasiya Scheglova….Sounds legal…and with papers…

The kind of girl who needs to be published to get that work visa from her agency, that’s really just a group of pervert rich guys that want to bang her out…and that she accepts with open arms because it is better than being in whatever country a name like Anastasiya Scheglova comes from..I’m thinking communist…

That said, I may be bored of all these nude for fashion photoshoots that are all the same…but I can’t really get that bored of them because they feature naked babes and even if you look for a minute…it’s better than looking at clothed girls…for that minute…right…

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2015

Sep

Tupac Lives of the Day

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This is pretty ridiculous….

Apparently, a cop came forward and said he helped Tupac fake his own death and that he’s been living in Cuba since 1996…along with Michael Jackson, Elvis, Marilyn Monroe and every other dead celebrity to ever exist…Cuba is the Dead Celebrity capital of the world..that’s why they banned Americans from entry, because they didn’t want to get caught.

And I guess now that the embargo is lifted, dude’s email got hacked, because a guy who faked his own death in 1996, pre-Internet, really needs an email…

Where his really clever lyrics in his 2015 Dis Track, that has so many echoes and shit, I could be the one singing Fuck Drake, Fuck Diddy, Fuck 50, Fuck Rick Ross….over and over again…clever lyrics…if it is Tupac…a real lyricist…a man with many words who gets to the point…

I call bullshit on this story…

A retired police officer claims that 2Pac paid him off to help fake his own death. David Myers, who is in critical condition at a hospital according to The Mirror, wants to share this information to the world.

“The world needs to know what I did. I’m ashamed that I let a price be put on my word and I cannot die without letting the world know,” Myers says.

Myers claims he was paid $1.5 million. He also said Suge Knight was heavily involved in executing the plan, as well as 30 other people who assisted, including police, medics and various witnesses. And if it doesn’t get any more bizarre, Myers claims ‘Pac paid $50,000 for a body to be taken to the morgue.

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2015

Sep

Taylor Swift’s Body is Banging When Dancing with a Retard of the Day

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I think I follow this 7 year old handicapped kid on facebook, I have no idea, I assume the devil’s work, as these redheads are the spawns of satan…sent from hell to terrorize the world through song and dance…while being a platform for Taylor Swift to seem wholesome, down to earth, less of a cunt probably for PR…all while having a rocking fucking body…I mean shit, those legs, those tits, that shirt, that midsection, I want to rub my flacid impotent microcock all over it…until I realize there’s a freakish kid dancing with her and just assume this is some kind of horror movie….

But then seeing her raped by a dog in a bikini makes it all ok…you see cuz even when you hate a bitch and her garbage, fake, sensationalized, lie music…you can still ignore all that and stare at her slutty tits.

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